#MY BABY WAAAAHH

[fizzytoo]

plc spoilers but look how cute young adult juliette is 😭

[lyneytricks]

Has no one in this site ever thought about Scaramouche x Layla or am I just going insane

I love them I'm gonna cry if I don't see more content of them... Starts writing

[astraysimp]

Hi besties! I’m back with more dad!skz Hannie edition! I hope y’all are ready, because Han and his twins are a handful and a half! I’ve really been enjoying writing dad!skz, maybe I’m having slight baby fever idk 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Summary: Yours and Han’s twins ( fraternal boy and girl) are a handful…..yet somehow Han may be the most to deal with. 

⌦ .｡.:*♡ Warnings: Dad!Han, your twins are 1 year old, both twins have Han’s cheekies and boba eyes( it would be a crime if they didn’t), super fluffy, pouty Hannie, pet names, boy boy is a mumma’s boy and baby girl is a daddy’s girl, fem!reader

⌦ .｡.:*♡ Ji-Yeong is your energetic daddy’s girl, who is TOTALLY wrapped around her little finger 

⌦ .｡.:*♡Ji-Seok is your more calm baby. He is definitely a mommy’s boy but does get in trouble with his sister. The older twin–even if it’s only by 2 minutes 

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You had just gotten home from work, feeling tired and ready to settle down for the night with your babies and husband, Jisung. Parking your car in the driveway and locking the doors, you toed your shoes off, letting out a sigh. Expecting to hear laughing and giggles, you were met with silence. Confused, you made your way into the kitchen, seeing your husband asleep on the couch, two sleeping babies next to him. 

But…..it  was dinner time. Smiling to yourself, you leaned down placing kisses on their heads. “Sungie? Honey? Wake up, my love. It’s dinner time, we got two hungry babies to feed.” You whispered, seeing him shuffle, as your baby boy started waking up. Jisung, then, opened his eyes, looked around, still groggy. “Huh? What? Oh, hi my love. You’re home.” He sleepily smiled, pecking your lips. You smiled and carefully took Ji-Seok into your arms, feeling him nuzzle into your hold. “Hi my baby boy, did you miss mommy, hm?” You smiled, as he put his chubby hands on your cheeks, smushing his lips to yours. “Mommy gets a kiss,too? Waaaahh, my baby is too sweet.” You smiled, seeing Jisung get up, with Ji-Yeong in his arms. Turning to them, you smiled, kissing Ji-Yeong on her cheeks. “Oh my goodness! Is that my precious flower?!” You smiled, pressing more kisses to her and her brother’s faces as they giggled. Pouting, Jisung looked at you, his lower lip jetted out. “W-what about me? I was your baby first. Where’s dada’s kiss?” He whined, cheeks puffing up just like the twins’. Laughing, you kissed  him all over his face, pressing multiple kisses to his lips. “Is that better,hm? My big baby.” You giggled, pinching his cheek, as he nodded.”Okay okay, I have three hungry babies to feed,” You smiled.

Once you and Jisung made it to the kitchen, you each sat the twins in their high chairs and fastened bibs around their necks. “Hmmm, are my babies hungry? Do my babies want to eat?” You smiled, as the twins smacked their hands against the trays of their highchairs and Jisung nodded. So, you grabbed each of their bottles, food and spoons, before sitting in front of them. Taking a spoonful of mashed sweet potatoes, you hold it out to Ji-Yeong, then repeating the same to Ji-Seok. “Aaahhhh, say ahhh. Mmmmm yummy.” You smiled, as they ate, their cheeks puffing up just like Jisung’s did. But, then you turned your head , where Jisung sat pouting. “Yah, Yeobo-ah. What’s wrong?why are you pouting and sulking and not helping me feed them?” He whined, crossing his arms, “I want to be fed too!” Jisung whined and your jaw dropped. “Yah! Aigoo! Sungie, they’re babies , you’re an adult. Why do I need to feed you too?” You groaned, resuming feeding the twins. “Because I was your baby first, yeobo! What about me?!” Rolling your eyes, you flicked his forehead, and grabbed his chopsticks. “Say ahhhh, my babies,” You smiled, feeding them sweet potatoes, before turning to feed Jisung a bite of his Japchae. Watching his cheeks puff up, you smiled as he chewed his food. “Mmm, thank you, darling.” he muttered, through a mouthful of food. You just rolled your eyes.

45 minutes of feeding three babies–yeah Jisung that includes you– you put the empty dishes in the dishwasher and picked up Ji-Seok. “Aigooo, my precious prince is getting so big. But, now it’s bath time, so you get all clean for bedtime.” You smiled, tickling his tummy. Jisung had Ji-Yeong in his arms, bouncing her as he kissed her cheeks. “Bath time for my babies. Sungie, that doesn’t include you.” You pointed at him, before kissing Ji-Yeong’s nose. “Wah! Why not?!” “Yah, what do you mean why not?! You’re an adult. I’m not bathing you!” You three back, walking to your upstairs bathroom. Following you up, Jisung  whined,”But wwwwhhhyyyyyy? I want you to bathe meeeee,” He pouted. You sighed, running a bath for the babies, you undressed Ji-Seok and set him in as Jisung did the same with JI-Yeon. Bath time went as smoothly as it could with twins and a whiny Jisung. “Baby, I will do your skincare routine for you, that’s it. No bath, take it or leave it.” Yo untold him, as you washed the baby shampoo out of Ji-Seok’s hair. Nodding his head, Jisung smiled and giggled to the twins. “Wahhh, isn’t mommy so nice babies? Should we give her kissies?” He smiled, carefully picking both babies up (with a small groan) before they all pressed their lips on your face. Laughing, you returned their kisses, as you took Ji-Seok into your arms, drying with a towel and dressing him into pajamas.”Ooooh, thank you so much my babies. My sweet babies.” 

You and Jisung made your way into the twins’ nursery, both babies in pajamas and ready for bed. Smiling, you carefully laid Ji-Seok in his crib, a stuffed quokka next to him–we know you did that, Jisung. Kissing his forehead you smiled, walking over to where Jisung has laying an already asleep Ji-yeong in her crib. You and Jisung kissed her forehead.”Sweet dreams, my angels.” You smiled, holding Jisung’s hand, as you made your way back to the bathroom; after you shut the nursery light off and closed the door. “Time to get my third baby ready for bed too huh?” You smiled, gently pushing him to sit on the closed toilet seat. He smiled and nodded,sliding his hands around your waist. “Yes, please, baby.Thank you,” he smiled, pecking your lips. Kissing him back, you smiled and slid a hairband on him. “Wah, so cute. My precious Sungie.” You pinched his cheeks as he laughed, his heart shaped smile appearing. “Ssttoopppp. You’re making me blush.” He pouted, cheeks turning red as you giggled. Washing his face off with facewash, you wiped his face with a toner pad. “ Why should I stop? My hubby is so cute and he gave me the cutest little munchkins.” You smiled, squishing his cheeks. Pulling you against him, he whined, “Jagiyaaaaaa, stopppp. I’m all blushy.” He smiled and rested his chin on your stomach to look up at you. “But, you’re so cute. Sooooooo cute, those big eyes and that cute nose and puffy cheeks. Gaahhh I just want to bite those cheeks!” You giggled, kissing his nose and cheeks, multiple times. Pouting, he stood up and pulled you into his chest. “Let’s go to bed, can’t handle your cuteness, anymore.” He smiled, pressing a kiss to your lips. So, you finished your night routines and brushed your teeth, ready to cuddle in bed. 

Reaching your bedroom, Jisung flicked the lights on and made his way to his side of the bed. “Tuck me in, please?” He pouted at you, making grabby hands. Giggling, you nodded and walked over to his side, holding the blankets up.”Sure, jagi. Get in.” You smiled, as he climbed in and settled himself against the headboard. “Mmm, so warm. Thank you, darling. “ Nodding, you climbed into your  side of the bed and slid into his side. Suddenly feeling sentimental, Jisung placed a kiss to the top of your head and squeezed you tighter to his side. “Hey, honey love?” He asked, looking down at you. You looked ar him , and soothingly rubbed a hand against his chest. “Yes, my dear?” You softly smiled, reaching up to run a hand through his hair. “Thank you.” He said, softly. “For what, Sungie?” You asked, watching him as he ran a hand through his hair before grabbing your hand and fiddling with your wedding ring. “Everything. For choosing me, loving me, saying yes to me, marrying me, giving me the twins. Just….thank you. I love you so much, and the twins. You three are my world, my everything.” He whispered, still messing with your ring. Smiling softly, you pulled him into a soft love filled kiss. “Oh Jisungie, my sweet hubby. I will always choose you, always have and always will. It’s always been you, for me. Thank you,too, for choosing  and loving me. And for showing me what love is, whether it’s the love you show me or the love you show our angels.” You smiled, eyes welling up with tears. He,too, teared up and pulled you in for a tight, warm cuddle. “Yeobo…….my little honey bear…..we were meant to be together in every life in every universe.” He whispered, wiping your tears. “You’re my Sungie. I love you,” you whispered in his chest,a day of taking care of your babies(including Jisung) catching up to you and fell asleep. He smiled and turned the lights off, patting your hair. “And you’re my ynnie, forever and always.” Those were the last words he whispered, falling asleep,himself.

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Tags| @jinnie-ret @binsito @channiesbakery

[goldsainz]

[CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “OH GOD” [EXPLOSION] *BABY CRYING* “WAAAAHH” “AAAAA” [YELLING] “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] “WE'RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE—” [BOOM] “MY LEG.. AH MY LEG..” [LEGS SNAP IN HALF]

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

TB S2 EP 13 THOUGHTS!

True, Omega has gotten really good with being a soldier. She's staying cool in high tension situations, she has good aim, thinks on her feet and outsmarts her opponents easily. But Phee is right, Omega hasn't gotten to just be a kid for a while now. She deserves to have a proper childhood

LOVED seeing Hunter's enhanced senses at work. Sometimes I catch myself going "froce sensitive?" just because he's so hyper-aware

^this is just based on him grabbing that dudes wrist when he tried to take his money

THAT MOMENT WHEN WRECKER GOT UP WHEN THE GUY WAS ALL "shoulda brought more muscle" BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BITCH

Phee shooting that guy under the table like damn girly alright

"Yes, I am playing against myself. It is the only time this game is a challenge." YES BABY TELL 'EM ALL HOW SMART YOU ARE🤍🤍🤍

"We never had such a thing. I do not see the issue." Oh,,,, oh Tech Baby. Stop telling people how dumb you are🤍🤍🤍

Hunter did look like he was mulling over Phee's words

CID CAN GO AND :)

"Our mutually beneficial agreement wasn't so beneficial,,, mutually." Hunter your himbo is showing babes

HHHHH OKAY IT'S SUBTLE BUT!!! When Phee types in the coordinates to Pabu, her hand lands on Tech's shoulder. He briefly glances down at it, somewhat skeptically, and then she lifts it off again, before patting his shoulder and his eyes widen a little bit and maybe im too invested in this ship and I'll be quiet now bye

PABU IS SO PRETTY OMG

I LOVE that Phee isn't like a pirate-pirate. Like I thought she was shady but dang, she's just taking back people's heritage that was stolen from them and I LOVE IT

"Got some competition." WAAAAHH I KNEW IT

"Welcome" "Welcome" "Welcome" "Welc-" "PUT IT THERE" WRECKER I LOVE YOU

"Lots of food, drink and general merrimaking," points at Tech, "You'll probably hate it. It'll be great." Tech rolls eyes

^YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM

NO BECAUSE BECAUSE Tech is the sassy b in the squad and Phee switching her flirting technique from "hi there good looking" to "lol dumb b" IS EXACTLY WHAT OUR BOY WANTS AND SHE FCKING KNOWS IT

AND THEN IT WORKS BC TECH TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT HER WHEN THEY SPLIT AND HE'S LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE AND THEN HE HAS THE LITTLE SMILE AND DOWN ANGLED FACE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I have not heard her laugh like that in some time." Heeeeessss learniiiiing (that Phee was right lol)

"As a father, you couldn't ask for a better place to raise a child." Okay, glad we're all on the same page. Like, I'm glad all we gotta do is take one goddamn look at Hunter and just go "Dad."

I know it's supposed to be a joke again, but like Wrecker being full for the first time? That's so sad. Imagine going to bed hungry EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Being full for the first time is something to remember, Tech should be writing it down.

Omega and Lyana bonding on the boat was so sweet!!

Phee getting Tech away from his datapad to get him to appreciate life's beauty IS MAKING MY HEART SO FULL

"Pretty spectacular, right?" <- Phee using the word spectacular, even though its not in her usual vocabulary, because she's generally more succinct and down to earth, but it's totally a word Tech would use

"I suppose... that is... one way to... quantify it." <- Whenever Tech talks about data or research (topics without emotional involvement) his sentences flow nicely and evenly and he gets about 100 out in 2 seconds. Whenever he has to talk about emotions or emotions are involved in the conversation suddenly he gets quieter and his sentences have less of a flow. He doesn't stutter, but he needs a minute to get them out. hmm yes very interesting.

Hunter checking in with the girls, so cute

Omegas learned a lot and has been pretty secure in her ability, but hearing her sound so scared when the wave came? dang. loved that she immediately called hunter though. V sweet :)

TECH AND PHEE WORKING TOGETHER

PHEE HOLDING ON TO TECH TO GET UP THE WALL HEHEHEHEHEHHE

Not a single 'fear of heights' comment from Wrecker when climbing that ladder. Proud of him :)

Tech pushing through that crowd to check on his bro THE CUTENESS

Wrecker side-hugging the mayor when he's looking at all the destruction I CAN'T THAT'S SO SWEET

So,,, so Phee and Tech just move as a unit now, huh... very interesting

Phee not letting Tech disturb Omega, Lyana, and Wrecker and him listening to her so quickly just,,, I think she'll end up helping him connect to/understand human emotion better and show him how to navigate relationships and I'm SO HERE FOR IT

Like she knows people and is clearly good with relationships, and he recognises that and trusts her to point him in the right direction, WHICH HE DIDN'T AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE!!!

"We could stay and help out with things."

"I had the same idea."

"Did you, now?"

cue cute smiling at eachother

WAAAAAAAA MY BABIES!!!!

10/10 episode, made my heart v happy. Dave Filoni, I have left your walls, you may live in peace until next week.

[bluiex]

some daddy scarian for youu

".. where are you going?" Grian murmurs, rubbing his eyes, trying to wake himself up. Scar smiles, before adjusting the blanket and comforter on his husband, "Just gonna check on the baby."

"Why don't you bring her in? Cuddles." Grian yawns, already sprawling out on the bed.

Scar rolls his eyes, "Okay, okay." He presses a quick kiss to his forehead, before he leaves their shared room, the door shutting softly behind him. Grian rolls over to his bedside table, sparing a glance at the digital alarm clock that reads 7:40, before rummaging through his bedside dresser. He grabs one of the spare pacifiers in there, and sets it on top of the bedside table. He sinks back into bed, sighing contently, as he burrows back in the mess of blankets. It feels like ages before Scar comes back, but with no baby in hand.

Grian peeks his head up from the blankets, "Where's the baby?"

Scar smiles, pulling out his phone, and settling down next to his husband, "Look."

Grian takes the phone for himself, and immediately recognizes the baby and Jellie. The feline is curled right next to their baby, sleeping soundly. Grian coos, "Oh my god."

"Right? You can hear Jellie purring all the way from the hall!" Scar smiles dopey, running a hand through his hair.

Grian is quick to scramble out of bed. "Where are you going?" Scar calls, as he watches from the bedside, as his husband walks to the door.

"I wanna see her and Jellie, duh."

"Wait for me!"

WAAAAHH JELLIE AND THE BABY SOUNDS SO CUTE

[rosedominatesyou]

I love how you are so comfy, sweet and caring but also being dominant

I love your energy like waaahhh it makes me hug my pillow thightly with my whole body, and roll over the bed!!

🤭🤭 I love when my babies waaaahh at me. Just a needy little pup who wants to let go of all their worries 💗 rolling around in your bed wishing momma was there to hold you steady

[itty-bitty-mess]

TW: BITTYBONES AB//USE, BITTY WHUMP, BITTY T*RT//URE

Pip was a little pygmy lamia and, like almost every individual of his breed, he was quite the ungrateful brat. He had been adopted from the bitty adoption center and then returned by his previous owner who had spoiled him rotten, making him believe he was the most important thing in the world and that everything had to revolve around him. His brattiness had gotten so bad, that his previous owner returned him without a second thought despite the little pygmy’s empty “apologies”, a futile attempt to not lose the luxurious and comfortable lifestyle he had been so accustomed to.

One day, a young woman entered the establishment in looks for a small companion who could add some sort of excitement into her life. Pip’s eyes landed on that woman and he immediately got to work to be as “cute” and “charming” as possible, playing up the “widdle baby” act as much as he could. Trying to charm his way into a new home and back into his beloved comfortable lifestyle. The woman wasn’t entirely convinced on Pip at first, but after a “cute” tantrum full of crying blue tears and puppy dog eyes, she ended up adopting him with a simple shrug.

Pip was over the moon once he arrived to his new home, slithering everywhere, exploring every corner of the small apartment, calling dibs on the places he would soon mark as his property. The woman or, as he began calling her, “Mommy” didnt really seem that bothered by Pip’s behavior. When night arrived, she prepared him a small makeshift bed with an empty shoebox and some tissue paper and socks. Pip straight up refused to sleep in the box, demanding Mommy to let him sleep on her bed instead.

“Eh, im not doing that but if you don’t want the bed then suit yourself” Mommy said with a shrug as she picked up the makeshift bed and put it on the closet. “But I gotta tell you the floor gets really cold at night and I tend to lock my door.” Pip was a little taken aback by her reaction. He had expected her to beg him to sleep on the box, or to comply and let him sleep on her bed. He tried throwing another tantrum, this time trying to be clear about what he wanted.

“WAAAAHH!! BUT MOMMY I DONT WANT A STINKY BOX, I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU!!!! IM SCARED OF THE DARK!!!!” Pip cried, his fake little tears and screams falling on uncaring, deaf ears.

The woman just shrugged and responded with a “sucks to be you, buddy” and went to her room. Pip followed her and tried slithering as fast as he could to slip into the bedroom before she locked the door but all he managed to do was hit his face straight into the hard metal door. She had entered and immediately locked the door shut, and Pip was way too big to slip through the gap between the door and the floor.

But he wasn’t gonna give up so easily! He started banging on the door nonstop, his tiny gloved hands barely managing to make any noise against the metal door. He tried screaming, directly demanding Mommy to let him in immediately. But what Pip didn’t know was that she was wearing sound proof headphones, allowing her to have a good night’s sleep. He ended up sleeping on the cold, hard floor, trembling and shaking with tears of rage in his eyes. This wasn’t over yet, he was gonna make Mommy’s life a living nightmare and she would have no option but to treat him like the king he was.

From that day onwards, Pip tried almost every trick on the book to make Mommy do what he wanted. He started pissing and pooping on her clothes to “teach her a lesson”, but she simply shrugged and said “Cool, I was gonna throw those old rags away anyways”. Whenever she fed him “cheap and disgusting” Bitty Kibble, he would throw the little food bowl back at her but his aim was so pathetic that he barely managed to flip the bowl. He tried stealing her food which only caused him severe food poisoning because the idiot stole and ate a moldy piece of bread that was many years past its expiration date.

He demanded Mommy to buy him a control remote car and other expensive toys but she just threw a crumpled paper ball on his direction as said “There, play with that instead lol”. He threw constant tantrums but she completely ignored him or just didn’t seem to care enough. Even when he had planned on scratching or biting her, his pathetic and useless little fangs and his weak little “claws” did absolutely no damage

He even tried stealing Mommy’s phone and trying to break up with her boyfriend through text. However, the boyfriend could tell that wasn’t how his girlfriend texted, he could tell that it was Pip by the terrible grammar and childish word usage so he sent Pip graphic images of bitty gore which deeply traumatised him. He told Mommy about this, hoping that maybe she would craddle him on her arms to comfort him but all she did was laugh at him. Pip felt humiliated, he couldnt believe she didn’t even comfort him or tried to pamper him after such a horrible thing!

Tears welled up in his little eyes and he went to the corner to fake cry again, looking behind his back every few minutes hoping to see Mommy looking back at him with a guilty expression, but all he saw was she had left for work again. This wasn’t fair! How could Mommy not care about him! He was Pip, the great and magnificet pygmy! The most specialest lamia of all, who deserved all the love and attention in the world!

Pip suddenly got an idea, he was gonna go to Mommy’s workplace and demand her, in front of everyone, to give him what he wanted, like fancy human food, expensive toys, a shiny new bandana and to let him sleep on her bed! Mommy could sleep on the floor if she wanted! Perhaps he could even make up some lies about him being “abused” and “neglected” to ruin her reputation with her colleagues. Yes! That was a great idea! Mommy would surely listen to him if he isolated her from everyone! Pip was sooooo smart!

Pip spent the entire night planning how he would take his plan into action. The next day, when Mommy left for work once again, he swiftly slipped through the closing gap of the door, trying to no be seen by her. Then, he silently slipped into her car and hid there, standing as still and silent as possible while she drove. Then she finally arrived to her workplace and entered the huge, shiny office building. Oh, this was Pip’s chance! This was gonna be so good!

He got off the car and slithered around, following silently behind Mommy, he was waiting for the perfect oportunity to strike and humiliate her. However, as they entered the building, Pip was immediately greeted with a massive crowd of people walking in all directions like busy bees in a hive. It was overwhelming and loud for the little lamia and, in a moment of disorientation, he lost sight of Mommy!

He panicked and looked in all directions, slithering through the squeaky clean, polished floor and trying his best to dodge the passerby. He tried screaming and calling out to Mommy, surely she would hear him and go to his rescue! Mommy would never abandon such an important lamia like Pip! Surely Mommy would show up and sweep the little lamia in her arms and take him to a warm and cozy bed full of toys and yummy food like he deserved!

However, his squeaky little yells were drowned out by the constant noise of the office building. People calling out each other’s names, machines working and beeping nonstop, loud clicking of keyboards, etc. All louder than Pip’s weak little voice. Pip tried moving through the crowd, and soon he spotted a stranger who had stopped walking to watch their phone. He got an idea and tried making a “cute” teary eyed expression as he approached the stranger, knowing that his cuteness would be enough to capture the stranger’s attention and get them to help him.

“UM.. EXCUSE ME, IM WOST AND TOO WIDDLE TO MOVE THROUGH THIS CWOWD. CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY PWEASE?” Pip said, pouting and about to start fake crying again. But the stranger didnt seem to hear him. Instead, they started to walk back to their office.

“WH- UM, EXCUSE ME?? HELLO??? DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME???? IM A WIDDLE LAMIA AND I NEED HELP!!! ARE YOU DEAF?? HEWWO!!!” Pip yelled, the baby act completely dropped as he was ignored. He was extremely angry so he raised his voice, damaging his throat a little but continuing regardless. “I AM PIP, THE GREATEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PYGMY IN THE WORLD!! HOW CAN YOU NOT HEAR-“

And then another person immediately walked by and “unintentionally” kicked Pip on the rib, breaking it and sending him flying all the way across the lobby, making him hit his head against the marble floor. Pip laid there against the wall, in too much pain and complete shock, trying to process what had happened. Never in his life had Pip gotten harmed before, his previous owner was always so careful and caring, making sure he was always safe and protected. He had never known pain until that moment.

Little blue tears fell from Pip’s eyes, the difference this time was that they were genuine and not fake. He wanted to go back to his first home, where his owner gave him a whole human king-sized bed just for him. Where Pip could cheerfully slither across the long table full of all kinds of delicious food and pick what he wanted whenever he wanted. Where Pip had an entire miniature theme park just for him to play in. He regretted being so ungrateful, he regretted pissing and pooping everywhere to get his previous owner’s attention, he regretted rippin apart his previous owner’s nice chairs and couches whenever he threw a tantrum, he regretted interrupting others and yelling and manipulating his previous owner to get his way, he regretted insulting his previous owner multiple times and calling them horrible things.

Pip started crying, sobbing even. He regretted everything he did and how much of an unbearable brat he had been. He wanted his comfortable life back. He wanted to feel pampered and like the center of everything again. He tried screaming, calling out to Mommy again, he desperately needed her to hold him or at least pat his back or something. But nothing happened. So despite the pain of his now cracked skull and broken rib, Pip pushed himself up and tried slithering around again. Calling out to Mommy and crying non stop, not caring about the ammount of snot that now dripped from his nose cavity.

As he slithered around, Pip didn’t watch where he was going and another person walked by and harmed him. This time, they stepped on his tail, causing the internal tail bone to shatter and the ecto-flesh to rip open, beginning to bleed. Pip let out a loud, ear piercing scream, hugging his tail in pain as he curled up into a fetal position. Then another person walked by and kicked Pip once again, the force of the kick itself caused another couple of ribs to break. Pip could not stop screaming, the pain was too unbearable for him.

Even with his damaged tail, Pip tried dragging his body across the floor, trying to escape the crowd. But another pair of seemingly giant feet crushed his little arms. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”. He screeched, but the person responsible for it kept walking as if nothing had happened. He tried using his body and his tail to push himself forward but another couple of people walked by, kicking him around between them as if he was a pingpong ball. Every time he tried getting out of the crowd, people would suddenly walk by and either step on him or kick him back to the center of it all. Tears fell from his eyes as he recieved another kick, then another, and so on.

He cried, he screamed, he yelled as loud as he could. Maybe if he was loud enough, people would realize he was there and maybe even help him. But no, nobody cared and they continued on with their day. Now, compared to the treatment he was used to, Pip felt insignificant. He was no longer “The Great and Amazing Pip, The Specialest Pygmy Of The Entire World!”, he was just a worthless little thing, lost in an office building, getting kicked around as if he was nothing but trash.

Finally, Pip caught a glimpse of Mommy in the distance, she was talking with another woman as she held a cup of coffee and a clipboard. Tears of joy formed on Pip’s eyes. Maybe this nightmare would finally be over! Maybe if he screamed loud enough, Mommy would recognize his voice and immediately go to his rescue!

With anticipation and hope in his eyes, Pip took a huge chunk of air and prepared to let out the yell of his life. But life had other plans as a woman walked in. She was wearing tall heels, clicking and clacking against the floor. Without a care in the world, she walked by and interrupted Pip mid-yell as she stepped on his spine. Pip felt the sharpest and strongest pain of his life coursing through his entire body. He wanted to screech in pain but he couldn’t, he couldn’t talk, he couldn’t scream, he couldn’t move the lower half of his body…

Tears fell from his eyes, panic surged through his body as he saw Mommy about to ride the elevator. He used his broken arms and tried dragging himself in her direction with all the strength he had left despite the immense, agonizing pain he felt.

“MoMmy- Mo- ahk! moMmy! hElp mE! It hUrtS.. HURTS! HELP! MO-“ but Pip couldn’t even finish his sentence as a floor scrubber passed by. Polishing and sweeping the floor and picking up Pip along the way. The little pygmy was trapped alongside the dust and trash. Pip could feel everything despite being unable to move. He felt his tiny little body being ripped apart and crushed piece by piece. His arms were first, then his tail, then finally his torso and head detached and nothing but dusty, bloody remains mixed with garbage and dirt were left.

When Mommy returned home that afternoon, she didn’t seem surprised that Pip was nowhere to be found. Instead of panicking or worrying, Mommy just shrugged and started to put away the groceries. Maybe Pip had slipped out and died as he fell from the window, or a stray cat got inside and ripped him apart. Whatever had happened to Pip, Mommy didn’t really care, she had better things to do and she had already been considering returning Pip back to the adoption center anyways.

And so, with another bitty gone, life on the big city continued, for nobody would care about an insignificant and worthless little bitty.

The End.

[maochira]

i found a pic of papa!orenzo and his baby sleeping together

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE WAAAAHH😭😭😭💟

So real and canon (source: my OC Satoshi took the picture trust me)

[sarahnotjmaas]

Kingdom of Ash

Struggling to get into this one

Awww Rowan and aelins babies

This book feels like all my sweet babies are grown up 😭

Omfg is Yrene pregnant?? Is this the book they all have babies? Idk if I’m gonna like that

Dorian is gonna learn how to shift!! Wait last fall? This all happened so fast! 8 books of drama in like two years?? Jesus

I’m 100 pages in and needing more!! The last two books ended with so much action to be had it feels like nothing is happening!

Okay Manon is looking for a way to connect with the Cochran and her great grandma literally told her ‘we got our fire cuz Brannon GALATHYNIYS gave it to our queen your great great great great great grandma’ and you’re literally allied with Aelin Galathynius….. I read that and said ‘whoop there it is’

Yay Aelin is back!! Taking her scars is FUCCKKKED

I have been slacking on note taking but I’m like 400 pages in now and Aelin and Yrene finally met!!!!! I’m so ready for Aelin to start kicking ass again!

Oh and I hope Lysandra is okay….

So many story lines finally coming together!

Queen of witches🥹

Okay I’m getting sick of Aelin not using her power!! People are DYING Aelin! Get it together miss ma’am

When is it gonna be revealed that Elide had dope powers? I know it’s gonna happen

Okay Elide your man just got cut down, now would be the time to be a powerful badass

What a stupid reason for Aelin to not be using her powers. You’re literally at war lol

Manon and Dorian always get me!!! Ugh she loves him and just wants him to stay and not sacrifice himself!! Me toooooo!!

Forget any bad thing I’ve ever said about Elide and Lorcan, they’re precious 😭😭😭

Why doesn’t Yrene use the tower to cure all the valg

Don’t ask me why I go over huge plot points and don’t feel the need to document my emotions but Lorcan gives Elide a foot rub and I’m 😯🤭📝✍️ But seriously me too girl, a man giving you a foot rub is sensual as hell iykyk lol

The way that could’ve been so hot and SJM just blue balls the shit out of the reader. It’s fine I’m fine. She just got my heart racing just to go into one of Aelin’s fucked up nightmares 👍🏻 cool cool cool

Aelin and Dorian have all 3 word keys…

No one has died yet and I don’t want anyone to!!! I’m so scared I have 250 pages left, I know what feelings are coming for me I just don’t know why yet wait did Dorian learn how to use portals from Maeve!?!? Could he transport the army. My boy is the most powerful mf in the books

Not Abraxos. Bitch I’ll throw this book out the window. PETRAH!!!!! Bitch that was So badass fuck Iskra

Wtf!!!!! The entire 13!?!? No I fucking can’t wtf!!! Seriously what the fuck

Waaaahh😭Dorian and Chaol

They’re not wasting time on a vote… really?

I’m hyperventilating reading this unfold. Please don’t kill Dorian or Aelin for this stupid gate

‘My name is Aelin Ashryver Galathynius and I will not be afraid’ WAAAAAAHH 😭

The king saving Dorian and telling Aelin her parents are proud 🥲 I’m not ok

Snow capped mountains under shining stars. Where A winged Fae male stood beside a heavily pregnant female, gazing at those very stars. 👀👀👀👀

Wow Rhys saved her

Chapter 100 wow I’m so proud of myself

So quick recap: Stones are gone no longer in play and gate is shut meaning erawan can’t ever return to his brothers of bring them to him. BUT he and maeve are still strong scary muthafuckas who have like 100k soldiers a bunch of witches and 6 spider fuckers cool 👍🏻

Oh no Murtaugh

It’s about time Lysandra and Aedion! You’ve literally lived eachother for like 4 books now

Aelin has missed her entire war. It’s literally her war on her land and she’s been absent for like all of it.. I’m glad she saved Anielle but her own home needed her weeks ago

Darrow naming Evangeline his heir got me all teary eyed and shit

Omfg Gavriel!!!! No no no why do I even read SJM books they just hurt me

All the battle scenes are so bleak, they’re getting smeared in this war!! I don’t see how they’re going to pull through tbh I’m waiting for a big Aelin scheme but idk if I can take another 100+ pages of them getting they butts whooped

Ugh ‘And she will not be afraid’ that’s gonna stick with me forever

I’m so close! They did it! Chaols reading a letter from his mom and his wife literally saved the world 😭

I’m unwell.

[woahthisguy4721]

Di: *moaning like a whore for no goddamn reason*

My snatch: yeah sure whatever 😒

Gee's guitar: waaahh waaahh waaaahh

My snatch: YEAH FUCK YEAH GIVE IT TO uS BABY BOY 😍😍😳😳😍😍🫠🫠🫠🫠💦💦💦💦

[settsunoie]

Ichimatsu Episode 5 - Babysitting - English translation

I’m sorry this episode was just not only very cute but also very funny. Ichimatsu lovers please prepare your hearts~

Disclaimer : please don’t take my translation as any kind of shipping material, I hate all ships between the brothers. It’s just siblings being siblings

Translation under the cut~

I : Good grief, being with those brothers is so annoying... Stray cat : Nya~ I : Sorry to make you wait. You'll get soon your food... Stray cat : Nyao~n ! I : Wait a bit... ??? : Waa ! I : ...? W-what was that a crying sound ? Erm, is it a cry...? Baby : Waa ! Waa ! I : W-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !? Why is there a stroller in such a place ? Hm...the wheel is broken I see... Its parents looked aways for a sec and the stroller rolled on its own It looks like the garbage bag acted as a pillow, you don't look injured Baby : Waahh~~! I : I can't turn a blind eye on that In this sort of situation, I probably should go to a local police station But why should I do this... Baby : WAAA !! WAAAH !! I : D-Don't cry ! I will bring you there so, don't cry ! Police officer (no you aren't you little) : I understood the situation but, now... I : ......Something's wrong ? Police officer : Yes, I have some things to buckle up first. That's why I can't take this child Can you take care of it until we foud its parents ? I : That's...! If you can't find them today what am I gonna do !? Police officer : At that time, the police will contact the facility and the government office, so I would like to ask you to keep it even during that time I : Y..Yes... Baby : Waa ! Waa ! I : If it can't be helped Dad ! ...is at work Mom ! Mom ! Uh, she's not here ? Baby : Waa, waa I : Shit. I can't bother looking after a baby In the first place I'm the least suited for the task Baby : Buuu I : Hm ? What ? Baby : WAAAAHHH !! I : ARGG !? My ears ! I'm deaf now ! What's up !? Something's wrong !? Please stop crying ! Baby : WAAHHHH !! I : Gnnnn !! ...I definitly can't do this alone That's right I can call her... Erm, you listening ? You see I'm doing some babysitting right now It won't stop crying, what can I do ?

CHOICE TIME

-You should ask a girl nearby (+oso / +choro) -Call your parents (+ichi / +todo) -What about the diaper ? (+kara / +jyushi) You should ask a girl nearby I : A girl nearby huh... If i did that I would be in more trouble... .......Is it possible ? I just don't think Totoko-chan would bother looking after a baby Baby : WAAAAAAHHH !! I : Ugh, I don't have time to worry about that Baby : WAAAAHH !! I : Why do I have to run while carrying this guy ! O : Say, it's all good Choromatsu ? Please give me 100 yens~ C : No way. Won't you just ask me the same thing tomorrow ? I : HUH !? (My brothers, what are they doing there at this time !) O : Hm ? Isn't it Ichimatsu ? Why are you in such a hurry ? Baby : Wah ! Wah ! O : ...Wait !? What !? Why are you carrying a baby !? C : Ichimatsu you ! What the hell did you do !? I : W-Well...It's a long story... O : Well we're listening ! I : (Shit ! What should I say to these guys !) I...I have to go to Totoko-chan's place That's why well...you should leave me alone C : What...!? Totoko-chan !? I : See ya, I'm in a hurry O : Ah ! Hey come back Ichimatsu ! C : Brother Osomatsu...In any chance are you thinking the same as me ? O : This baby, is it the hidden child of Ichimatsu and Totoko-chan...? C : Aahhhh ! I knew it ! Ichimatsuuu ! Since when !? O : You disregarded your brothers, and fled...unforgiveable C : Brother Osomatsu...? O : Let's get his ass, Choromatsu I : Totoko-chan ! Totoko-chan ! To : You're so loud. What in the world...? Baby : WAAAHHH !! To : Eh...HAAAA !? Why is there a baby !? I : Well, I have to watch over it for some time... When it started crying I had no idea what to do... To : Then, why did you came to my place !? I : Maybe girls would know better... To : I'm not even married how should I know ! And it stinks ! This baby reeks ! Did you change its diaper !? I : Diaper...!? That's the answer ! To : Hurry and go the that supermarket nearby to buy one ! I : Ah, yes... Thank you Totoko-chan... The baby's mother : Sorry for the trouble... Police officer : We were able to find the parents very quickly. Matsuno-san, thank you for your cooperation I : ...I didn't do anything much really Baby : Ah, ahu I : ...Take care ...Here he goes Hm...? O : I.CHI.MA.TSU. ! C : You have a lot of explaination to do... I : Wha...!? O : It's about Totoko-chan, you have a lot to say ! C : Don't even think about making up excuses ! I : No, it's a misunderstanding !! ------------------------------------ Call your parents I : I figured it was the best option ...Hello ? It's me Matsuzo : This voice...is it Ichimatsu ? Do a proper introduction next time I : I'm in trouble because I have to take care of a baby Matsuzo : What !? How did this happened...!? Your mom isn't home ? I : She wasn't here so I called you Matsuzo : Erm. Dad still have work to do Well. I can call Todomatsu on his phone, he could help you. Alright ? I : ...Yes, please do T : Brother Ichimatsu ! I'm home ! I : ...You're late T : Aha, sorry my bad Baby : WAAAHHHH ! T : Wow, so there really was a baby ! I : It's been crying for a while and won't stop, it's bothersome. Do something T : Something you say... Let's see, I looked it up on my smartphone and it says it may be because of the diaper I : A diaper...right. That's true it kind of smells Todomatsu you do it T : What's up with that. Isn't it you who have to take care of it ? It's your responsability I : What did you say ? Baby : WAAAAAHHHHHH !! I : Ugh...D-Don't cry T : Ah sorry sorry. We didn't mean to scare you Matsuyo : Hey hey what's up with this uproar ? What on Earth happened ? I : Mom...! Baby : Zz~ Zz~ Matsuyo : Oh my this little one is completly asleep I : You managed to put so easily this crying baby to sleep Matsuyo : Of course. I did have six at once in the past Seeing it like this, it brings back good memories T : Guess we were like this before I : Yep...for sure Police officer : Excuse me I : This voice...! The baby's mother : I'm really sorry for the trouble Matsuyo : It's all good really. Our neets takes a lot more effort to take care of I : M-Mom... Baby : Fua, fua The baby's mother : Then we sould take our leave T : Yes. Take care of yourself I : .....Snif T : Brother Ichimatsu ? What's going on, you eyes are watery Perhaps, are you sad that the baby's gone ? I : I...don't want this guy...to end up being a neet... T : ... I : Do your best, little one... T : If your think like that then, you should first put some effort into yourself, to stop being a neet ------------------------------------ What about the diaper ? I : Diaper...? That's true it feels...wet But there is no way we have some in our home... Baby : Waa, waaah ! I : I can't go buy some too otherwise the baby will be unsupervised... K : Fu. What happened to me, I forgot my wallet Baby : WAAAA K : ...Ha ? I : Shittymatsu, look after this guy K : Ha !? H-Hey Ichimatsu ! What !? What does this means !? I : I never thought at such an age I would be buying diapers...... S-Sorry... This please... Store employee A : It would be 1000 yens total I : (It's well enough...) (I can't do anything else tho...) J : Ehh ? Brother Ichimatsu ! I : Geh !? Jyushimatsu...! J : Eh ? Those are diapers ? Why~? Why are you buying diapers~? I : ...Here Shop employee A : Thanks a lot for your purchase J : Brother ichimatsu ? Say, why are you ignoring me ? Ah... I : ARRRGGGHH !! Baby : WAAHHH ! K : H-here...You're such a good child, baby. You want a lullaby next...? I : Hah, hah... K : Ah ! Ichimatsu you bastard ! I : We have to change the diaper. You're helping too K : Why me !? Baby : WAAHHH ! K : Oh~ here here. Sorry~ I scared you~ I : Listen here Shittymatsu. Get the pants off K : Haa !? What are you saying !? I : Not yours ! The baby's ! Baby : WAAAHH !! I : Ugh... K : Good grief...don't swear in front of children I : Haa ? Why ? K : If that child remembers some weird words it heard here, how will you take responsability, Ichimatsu-kun ? I : (I can't call this dumbass Shittymatsu in front of the child then...) Then, can you take down this child's pants, brother Karamatsu K : D-Don't say it if you don't want to...I will do it You hate it that much huh... Prepare a new diaper I : Yep I get it K : Today was terrible I : For sure...I'm relieved they found the parents Matsuyo : Neets~ Dinner's ready~ O : Roger, I can't wait to eat~ Eh, it's unusual to see you two together I : Not really...I just came to eat J : Ahh brother Ichimatsu ! Say, it's about this afternoon I : Jyushimatsu...! Idiot ! Don't say it ! O : Ehh ? What's up ? I want to hear about it J : Okay ! At the supermarket, brother Ichimatsu bought diapers C : Huh...really !? T : Eh...by any means, do you have that diesease ? I : No, that's wrong ! Right Shittymatsu !? K : Ah ? Oh yeah, right. Well a lot happened O : Gh...!? Karamatsu too...? C : You two... You know you can talk to me of you have any problems T : There are many things we shouldn't know about I : Wait ! I'm sure you all greatly misunderstood ! K : Mh ? You think so ? I : Well of course !

Edited bc I still dunno how tumblr works so I wrote it from my notes Edit 2, tumblr fucked how I put my text

[dxrknessembr8ced]

" I'm not a baby anymore, Nothing can scare me now, a dark hunter is never fi- "

Junior quickly turned around and saw a giant spider mutated by the T-virus just crawling on the wall simply staring at her, the giant spider is harmless towards her due to being an offspring of Hsien-Ko, it rather not risk it's existence end by a much more dangerous threat.

Unfortunately it's not always the case as the child burst into tears letting out a very loud screeching roar while tears flooding in her eyes.

' SKKKREEEEOOOONNNKK! '

" WAAAAHH!! MOMMY! MOMMY! HELP ME! HELP ME! THERE'S A BIG SCARY GIANT SPIDER ABOUT TO EAT ME!!! "

Junior is a complete arachnophobic and is terrified of spiders specifically the largest of spiders originated from the T-Virus, the girl cowers in fear covering her eyes screaming and crying until Hsien-Ko arrives with rage burning in her mind, like any mother would Hsien-Ko run up towards her offspring and stands her ground protecting her offspring at all cost, even if it means eliminating any matter of threats.

" GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BABY ! ! ! "

The spider immediately retreated but the jiangshi leaped onto the wall grabbing the spider with her bare hands tossing it on the floor as the poor creature moves it's legs all while in the state of panic. With brute force hsien-Ko beat the spider to a bloody pulp crushing it into mush over and over again.

' PPPWAACCKKK!! '

' PRRRAAACCCKKK!! '

' PPRRRCCCKKK!! '

Hsien-Ko after beating the poor creature to death, she stood up and let out a loud roar showing triumph and dominance to any creature while sending them a message to get away from her offspring.

' AARRRREEEEEEOOONNK! '

After killing the creature from her offspring she moves over towards Junior comforting her, junior hugged her tightly crying under her chest. The jiangshi sighed she's well aware of her Arachnophobia but she has to do what anymore would. Destroy everything around her to ensure her and her family's own survival.

[miimitranslations]

New Miimi♡ Okamura Minami (23.01.19)

Everyone、good evening〜♪

I'm Okamura Minami 💓

For all of your likes and comments

Thank you very much 💓💓💓

They make me super happy ☺️💓

Today〜！

I cut my hair〜！！！！

I'm New Miimi💓💓💓

Waaaahh

It's super shortーーーー！

I've always worn my hair long

And this is the shortest it's been since I was a baby 😳！！！

Also、this time！！

For the first time in my life I donated my hair〜💓

I've been wanting to for agesー！！！！

I did kinda want it long again right after I cut it…

But I've been growing it out for a year now！！！

And so I cut 31cm off 💓💓💓

Maybe it'll become a short wig〜🤭

While I was growing it out

A lot of times I was like I wanna cut it now😖

But I'm so glad I kept on growing it out〜💓💓💓

I feel accomplished 💓💓💓

I hope it becomes a wonderful wig✨

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You all complimented it

Which made me super happy〜☺️💓🫶🏻

🎀Miimi Talk 🎀

Loーーーーーng！！！！！

Long！！！

I'm sure some of you liked my hair super long

But I'll grow it out again right away so don't worry okay 😉💓

Since Miimi's hair grows super fast〜！！

Well then (・ω・)ノ

OyasuMiimi 💓

[inkykeiji]

Quickly snooping in to say:

Me re-readind our interactions when I miss you? More likely than you think, doll. 😉

fucking adorable i just have to

- Dabi, Touya.

YOU ARE SO CUUUUTE I LOVE U SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

fucking adorable, eh??? 🙈🙈🙈

[yunikohoriginal]

AAAAAAAAAAAA💗🤯 so cute😭 if I do say so myself. Lucas and his CHILDREN🥴😂

Lucas' name means "bringer of light"

Lucien's name means "light" or "to shine/illuminate"

Elizé has multiple meaning, one of which-- most prominent, "God's promise". I chose this name specifically for my fanfiction work, readers may understand why. In HWMYAP, Athy and Lucas went through a loss🥲

HWMYAP spoiler🥴

Lucas looks like a dad with a baby right? Lmao those sleep deprived eyes😂😂

Waaaahh🥲 error in the dialogue...

LUCIEN'S EYES ARE JEWELED!!!😭

If you don't like her name, Lucas said mind your business👀 just kidding~~~~ I said it😂😂😂 jk!!!! 🥴💀😅☺️teehee