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mystiquedrops · 1 day

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Yeah no, I'm bored- so let's chat. (Or you can ignore this post if you want- Idk how to make new friends, or interact w people-)

Name a DT duo that fits "Mesmerizer", and who as who ! (the second one is optional actually)

I'm listening :33

(It can be random too, dw-)

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ninyard · 18 hours

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hi so i just went through your entire fucking in universe meme collection and i laughed so hard my sister was concerned 💀i need more like the air i breathe please dont stop

AHHH thank youuuu!!!<33 i look thru some of them every now and then and im like wow. comedy gold. i'm hilarious sometimes and i really do make myself giggle

im glad they made you laugh!!!!! i hope to make as many as i can until someone begs me to stop

#like nin please its been a year of your bullshit you have to stoooooppp #me making another exynewsdaily tweet: NEVER!

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pearblossomrain · 2 days

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summarizing my home country's gp for myself:

● SIGNIFICANTLY more boring than baku 😭😭

● kmag returned but we did not get terror out of the track terrorist man. horrible!

● man i don't even know what vcarb is smoking bc softs?? halfway through?? speaking of softs why'd mercedes start hamilton on softs too that's 💀💀

● holy shit are we actually losing ricciardo??? red bull owes the man flowers and a fruit basket (if they aren't giving him the seat) for keeping norris from fastest lap ngl

● massive congrats to liam lawson though cos he does deserve it after his last year's performance and they've benched him long enough but ofc it's sad for ricciardo esp for someone who's been racing for so long (minus his break)

● not great from ferrari overall but that's on their quali tbh cos the recovery from that shitshow wasn't bad really and they were smart with pitting sainz early but i believe they're incapable of having 2 good strats....

● that's another mclaren double podium but i have to say that giant chrome logo is incredibly ugly 😭

● kind of surprised verstappen kept his red bull in 2nd? maybe the rb garage finally got their shit together! or maybe not cos its a miracle perez managed to end up within the points tbh...

● honestly INSANE defending from hulkenburg someone give that man minister of defence rn i feel like he did nothing but keep cars behind him, which unlucky for leclerc cos he was behind him AND alonso which is like 2 steel walls atp.

● that colapinto bit at the start was magnificent tbh i didn't see it until later but hell yeah that's the idgaf energy i want from someone who doesn't have a seat next year!

● idk what the hell happened with albon's car and why he retired i'm gonna have to go check but damn that's unlucky...

● seriously just bad luck for leclerc all around cos his times were good and he overtook quite a few times but he was against some ministers of defence today i fear 💀

● PLS DONT STOP THE COMMUNITY SERVICE JOKES THEY'RE SENDING ME INTO ORBITTT

● no safety car?? in SINGAPORE?? im throwing tomatoes out my window in the vague direction of the marina bay circuit rn 🍅🍅

side note: it's hilarious as a sgrean to watch the gp bc these are the same roads my slow ass bus takes every week.

side note 2: welcome back britney to the commentary! also when kimi appeared i said "omg my son" and my friend asked "ollie?" and i had to be like "...no my other son" 😭

side note 3: it's like barely 18 hours after the race as i type this and i just saw them dismantle the barriers with my own 2 eyes from the double decker bus?? damn that's FAST??

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lotus-pear · 8 months

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smoke break

#this was lying around in my drafts for three months and i colored it just now so sry if the art style looks kinda 💀#teen skk is so special to bc they’re just idiot kids forced to get along and that’s what makes them hilarious #when will the unreleased seventeen light novel come out omfgggggg slamming my head into a brick wall #i need to see them in their peak years. their double black years. the years where they finally learned to trust and grow fond of each other #i am never painting again i cried every second doing this #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #sokouku #skk #lotus draws

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nobleriver · 30 days

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DOCTOR WHO | Let's Kill Hitler (6.08)

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moonlightdancer26 · 4 months

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Snape kneeling in Sirius’s room having a mental breakdown while surrounded with half-naked posters of Muggle women:

#i just know he judged sirius so hard after he got up 💀#i’m so pissed we don’t talk about this more often #like snape really just walked into the childhood bedroom of his old bully that’s filled with a ton of inappropriate posters 😭#jkr could’ve at least mentioned snape sneering or smth #that would’ve been hilarious #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #shitpost #harry potter #hp

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dizzybizz · 2 years

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"looks like i win! take that!"

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eikichi-supremacy · 6 months

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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allgremlinart · 5 months

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zhaoko and a butchko from recent comms <3

#allgremlinart #allgremlincommish #side by side the zukos are genuinely so hilarious to me. I draw him exactly the same as a girl 💀

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bri-cheeses · 5 months

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The Rosier twins are the best at telling lies. Him and Pandora could have you doubting your entire existence if they wanted to. One time I think they halfway convinced Barty that Pandora was actually adopted, and it was only “halfway” because they were just joking and therefore not trying very hard to be convincing. Barty felt kind of dumb after that, though, because they look pretty much the exact the same even though they’re fraternal.

#did I base this off of my own experience with me and my twin sister? yes #seriously though it was hilarious because we weren’t even trying hard at all to convince our one friend #because we’re literally identical and so we didn’t think it would work #and yet we’re both good enough at being convincing that when we told her that #she believed us for a solid minute before we told her we were joking 💀#good times #rosekiller #evan rosier #pandora rosier #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #rosekiller headcanon

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qkmlh · 8 months

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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itsmistyeyedbi · 1 month

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This little detail in the BFF routes about how everyone is coping with the detective not being around is adorable to me

#m and n trying to stay away from a bored a and f is hilarious to me😂#the fact that a and f don't seem to notice that similarity in them💀💀#both of them have energy that they don't know what to do with - it just manifests differently and i love that #so cute man🥺😂#twc spoilers #twc book 4 #twc m #twc morgan #f hauville #farah hauville #n sewell #nate sewell #a du mortain #adam du mortain

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qqueenofhades · 5 months

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Etc etc yay prospective book chapter accepted for publication, boo horrible gross terrible now I have to actually write it.

#hilary for ts #school stuff #my spam filter also ate all the messages about it for two and a half months (💀💀💀) so i only found out about it today #but yes #“ah yes very good! ... hm. suboptimal”: the journey

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indieyuugure · 5 months

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positive energy guys!

I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from you to me Won't you say you love me too? I love you You love me We're best friends like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from you to me Won't you say you love me too?

Barny the dinosaur!!! wont you come and sing with me???