is this you? 😆
Love this guy. I am sadly not him, but he was major inspiration for sure. Funnily, this question has become my personal equivalent to asking Strong Bad how he types with boxing gloves on, haha.
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I went to 4 different vending machines, all of which were empty, to get an orange juice and I finally found one on the 5th attempt and after walking all the way across the work campus, and if that’s not some ridiculous ass behavior idk what is
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going thru a rough patch in life right now but the love i get on this blog always helps me feel a tiny bit better 🫶 i know i mostly make gifs but i do really appreciate the kind words i get.
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“What are you drinking?”
“Not-Water.”
*a sudden ominous silence fills the air*
*a deathly cold chill enters the room*
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apologies for my absence. i assure you my affinity for Water & Drinks has not left me. My drinks-based job has taken up much of my time. i love you
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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:
Point Defiance Steps
Mates
Rising Tides
Vashon Steps
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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Does anyone know a term used to describe what the surface of water looks like from underneath?
The closest thing I can find is Snell's Window which is more of a phenomenon of refracted light rather than a general term.
Essentially, I'm looking for the antonym to the term "seafloor". Any ideas??
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"The best part of being fat is being soft and comfy to cuddle with" "The best part of being fat is knowing people like you for your personality and not your looks" Wrong. The best part of being fat is getting to swim in ice-cold water for FAR longer than my peers. My skinny friends can barely last 10 minutes in the pacific ocean without losing feeling in their fingers meanwhile i can be in there for HOURS. I was born to swim in glacial lakes and icemelt streams. Also I float.
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
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