#OK IM GOING TO BED NOW HEHEHEHE

[groovylittleclown]

I struggle with drawing, I can't seem to visualize what I want to make, and I can never seem to flow with it like other people can.

I still like it!! It's very fun whenever I do draw! I mainly draw my persona, because that's easy for me. My little frog is something that I have quite a lot of fun drawing! I do feel a bit bad I can't seem to get anything else super well, but I also haven't been practicing.

Anyway, this was a very long winded way to say I did a draw!!

I was in the mood to just doodle, but I didn't know what to draw! So I turned to my frog and my interests as of late! I've been wickedly addicted to space for the past few weeks! I downloaded 16 astronaut skins on Minecraft and just gave them all different names and personalities. And I've been staring at my little alien project.

Blah blah space infodump, blah blah deep meaningful drawing meaning, blah blah bedtime. Hehehe!!

Edit with the version I like more:

[marsmarbles]

OMG IM BACK. ANOTHER ONE SHOT HEHEHEH. Pumping these out like… idk things that get pumped out fast. (1119 words, sorry it’s so long again)

Scar was missing from the group, and Sausage was the first to notice. 

It was a nice morning. The sky was a soft pink fading into orange on the horizon and blue further up. Clouds floated lazily through the sky like fish in a river. The window in their bedroom was open, letting the faint smell of hyacinth and dewy grass waft into the bedroom.

Usually Sausage woke up slowly, relishing in the comfort of his boyfriend's arms as they greeted him good morning. This morning, though, he awoke all at once. He opened his eyes and shot up, slightly disturbing Martyn next to him. He groaned a little, and Sausage had to rub his arm a few times to get him back to sleep. They had figured out Martyn liked arm and back rubs early on, only because of all the stress he seemed to carry.

Sausage slowly started looking around, trying to figure out what was missing. All the furniture was in the right spots. Nothing was on fire, and he didn’t feel like he had lost a life. It wasn’t until he looked to his left that he realized why was wrong. Scar wasn’t in the bed with them. The chain that usually connected them was dragged along the floor and through the wall to the outside of the house.

Slowly, Sausage got out of the bed, making sure Martyn and Ren were still fast asleep, and crept downstairs. He needed to make sure Scar was ok, not being faced with leftover mobs or other players. He followed the chain slowly, through the small house they all shared together, and out to the front garden. Their house stood out from the rest of the forest; among green trees and flowers was a pseudo-steampunk build meant to be an assassin’s guild, or a bounty hunters home, whichever theme they had agreed on that day.

Sausage looked around for mobs before emerging. Creepers could be around any corner, especially at the crack of dawn, as could the spiders. When he deemed the coast clear, he wandered out. Sausage followed the shrinking chain, finding himself walking deeper and deeper into the woods. Stray leaves crunched under his feet, creating an ambient atmosphere to fill the quiet forest. Sausage though it was too quiet.

Then it wasn’t. He could hear talking up ahead, along one of the mountain cliffs. Slowly, he snuck up behind the figure (it was Scar, of course it was Scar) and hid behind a particularly thick tree. He could barely hear what he was saying, but he could all the same.

“…I don’t know, Jellie. I don’t feel wanted much.” His voice was raspy and low, like Scar had woken up not ten minutes ago. That was entirely plausible, Sausage reminded himself, he had barely woken up five minutes ago.

A small meaww came from the cat in Scar’s lap. He pet her head cautiously, letting his calloused hands run through her gray fur. He sighed, leaning back against the grass.

“I feel like I don’t have anybody this time around. Just another game where Scar gets no friends. ‘How’d the guy with no friends win?’ And all that.” He huffed. “I would go to Joel, but he has Scott this season, and Grian and… BigB are hanging out again. I don’t feel plenty wanted, you know.” Sausage could swear Scar was speaking right to him for a second before he kept talking. “They all have each other, and I don’t get anyone.” Another meeeooowww. “I guess I have you. Scar and Jellie against the world, hmm?”

The cliff was silent for a second, and Sausage spared a glance around the tree to catch a glance. Scar was laying down now, arms and legs spread out and a small gray fur ball on his stomach. He looked happy, or at least he would if he wasn’t wearing one of the most betrayed and depressed looks Sausage had ever seen on another person's face. He wanted to go over and console him then and there, but he supposed it was strange he was there to begin with. So he stayed. 

“Should I leave them? I don’t think I add anything to the team, anyway. They would be better off without me.” His hands had drifted up and he was petting the cat again. “Maybe I should just have Ren die twice so I’ll be red, then I can be set free from these stupid chains. I bet I could convince them.”

Jellie yawns, big to show off all her teeth, and Sausage is momentarily scared of her.

“I just- I’m not sure. I just want to feel needed, not just like someone who’s tagging along. I want them to see me as something.”

He did see Scar as something! But… maybe he didn’t act that way. He thought about how much time he had been spending with Ren and Martyn lately. How much time they had all spent together neglecting the fourth member of their team, someone who had noticed before any of them that he was an outcast among them all. The thought of Scar watching them have fun together, laughing and joking, while he stood off from the group seemed to be more prevalent in memories than he wanted it to be.

“…leaving,” Scar said. Sausage tunned back in, worried he had missed something. “I have enough food, and there’s a nice spot down the brook. I won’t be too separated from them, and if they really wanted, they could track me down.”

Sausage felt his stomach tighter. Scar was planning on living away from them, so he would feel less alone. At least he would have Jellie, right?

He made his way back to the house after he discovered that, not wanting to be caught by the self-proclaimed outcast. When he got back, he saw Rem was up and making breakfast for them.

“Hey dude,” Ren greeted, grinning with large teeth. He had never been one for pet names, opting for ‘dude’ instead. “Where’s Scar?”

Sausage buried his head in Ren's shoulder and shook his head. “Left. Left us.”

That night, when Scar stumbled into his makeshift hut with meat for Jellie, he was met with a gift. A purple flower, and a small card.

I’m sorry, Scar.

Scar picked up the hyacinth and smiled to himself. He put it in the glass cups he kept around, for things just like this. The note was put under the glass, as a reminder he had not forgiven the others quite yet. At least one of them had cared enough to apologize. At least one of them still cared about him, if not just a little.

Two more little things heh. One, you know why I used hyacinth?? Because in Greek Mythology, Apollo kills his gay lover and crates a flower in his image to pray for forgiveness. The flower means forgiveness, and I also thought the vibes were there lmao.

Two, you drew. Fanart. Of my fanfic. Of your fanart. Fan-ception. (In all seriousness, thank you so much, I’m so glad you enjoy these :3)

-🌻

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! Scar’s monologue made me so so sad…AND I DID THAT TO HIM!!! I also love the little bits with Sausage, Ren, and Martyn!! They’re so cute and sweet!!!

In all honesty, I was anticipating this all day!!! I was so mind blown by your damselduo one shot the thought of more writing got me super excited!

I honestly love fanart so so much. People using their craft to express their enjoyment of my stuff is so super special to me and I find it really rewarding. And this goes for anyone.

I love your attention to detail aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! I’m so sorry it’s a lot to keep up with!!! Also also, I love that it’s long.

I’ll be thinking of some fan-ception to do later because I love this so much!!

[leadendeath]

a friendly edit: 1. make sure you have read the whole post before coming to conclusions or spreading this, 2. have read my tag where i say and i quote "im not any kind of authority i'm just some guy and an unintelligent one at that. do NOT listen to me in a serious way". i'm not going to turn off reblogs over my own fear of being misunderstood, but i did not want this post- which is just my pretty meaningless commentary for personal amusement- to gain any traction nor attention. i am a very unimportant bystander in this situation. thanks! ok on to the original post

i had to go to bed during the live event happening but i'm not surprised to see the twitter remains compromised currently. i did see that some chad from our side wrangled the FA url out of the grasp of opps tho

im not sure if this is true/how much involvement they had but it looks like nullbulgegroup did the taking-back (which is not completed yet, site and twitter are still compromised </3) or at least a lot of it

i am seeing a LOT of these from the hacked FA >:3

heheheh schadenfreude

had the tabs open from when i was watching it last night, i love to see a pretty quick fighting back and i gotta admit it's entertaining to watch a hack happen in real time, that's never happened to me before in my long time on the internet

and this is where we're at... hoping for the best now!

don't go to FA, though your information is secure, apparently.

VERY GOOD SUMMARY HERE

[t4tdanvis]

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im so fucking bored. nothing to do except scroll through tumblr

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IVE TEXTED YOU LIKE TEN TIMES

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nothing to do except scroll through tumblr

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Mannnnnn I wanna go home :(

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i want you to come home too :(

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can you two shut the fuck up like actually

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agreed

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im blocking both of you

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why does everyone hate me

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i dont :(

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this post was not about you fuck off

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wow ok fuck you too

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im gonna block you

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get his ass dante

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sitting in a hospital bed doing nothing as usual

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hey

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Damn I'm so glad I'm in another country right now whatever happened over there looks like a shitshow LOL

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posts jreg would make from mars

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sorry. ignore that

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You can't just say things

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Does Dante's relationship with my boyfriend seem off to anyone else?

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*ex boyfriend

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What

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what

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Hope everyone's doing good today! 💜

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im doing bad thanks

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Oh no :( Why?

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gene kill yourself like actually im not kidding fuck off and die

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we should start hunting straight people for sport

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[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

ohgghh i’m on the season finale. mind if i liveblog in ur inbox?? i’m doing it

this is already fucking insane. i have no idea whose side will is on. he’s giving information to both jack and hannibal before they meet for dinner. what is he doing. WHAT IS HIS PLAN

god i love freddie lounds. have i mentioned that?? i love her. morally fucked up women my beloved <3 she makes the narrative so interesting

hannibal is literally asking will to run away with him. my god. how much fucking gayer can this get. they need to make out sloppy style covered in blood right now immediately

HERE COMES JACK THIS WAS THE SCENE WE SAW RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON ISN’T IT??? OHHH HELL YEAH BABEY IT’S THE FIGHT SCENE HEHEHEHE

ALANA’S HERE ALANA’S HERE AAAAAAA GIRLIE RUN ohhhhhh no jack is bleeding from the neck oh no oh no i don’t want him dead please no :( ALANA OH NO. OH NO SHE HAS NO BULLETS. OH NO GIRL RUNNNNN oh she found more oh thank god

ABIGAIL???????

WHAT THE FUCK

SHE PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW

alana don’t die noooo no no no :( i love her i don’t want her dead!!! oh god jack is probs dying too NOOOOOOOO

omg will saw abigail,,,,,, sobbing. wailing even. screaming and crying.

“we couldn’t leave without you” okay. gayass. my heart is already shattered what the fuck am i supposed to do about this

tenderly touching the side of will’s face. dude come on

HE STABBED HIM HE STABBED HIM OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK

“do you believe you could change me the way i changed you?” “i already did” OKAY. ALRIGHT. I’LL JUST SIT WITH THIS NOW. WHAT THE HELL DUDE

HE’S KILLING ABIGAIL FOR REAL. DUDE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. yeah no way everyone here is surviving this. oh fuck oh fuck jack is totally dead oh fuck ok time to cry. he called his wife in his last moments. stop. i’ve cried over bella twice before i don’t need to again ok

HANNIBAL AND HIS THERAPIST ARE JUST FUCKING OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE?? THAT’S THE WAY THE SEASON ENDS????? MAC WHAT THE HELL MAN

^ME RN. MY GOD. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM SURVIVED THAT BUT HOLY SHIT I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO START S3 RIGHT NOW. UHHHH THOUGHTS: IT GOT VERY GAY VERY QUICKLY. GENUINELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISS AT MULTIPLE POINTS AND THE WRITERS WERE COWARDS FOR NOT LETTING THEM MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE COVERED IN BLOOD. VERY GLAD FREDDIE IS ALIVE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS <3 FIGURED ABIGAIL WASN’T DEAD BUT WAS STILL SURPRISED BY HER SHOWING UP. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. 10/10 I’M GOING TO GO TO BED NOW

AHAHAHHAAAA HOLY SHIT. WELCOME TO MY WORLD. WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND, IM A TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH BECAUSE OF HANNIBAL S2 FINALE

"you were supposed to leave." "we couldnt leave without you". will run away with me. will we can escape but only if we do it together. unfortunately i cannot trust you and you cannot trust me. we work perfectly together and thats exactly why we can never work together. the way he fucking.. caresses wills face before he stabs him and then immediately just.. holds him. girls when they say they want to be held (me im girls). "DO YOU BELIEVE YOU COULD CHANGE ME THE WAY I CHANGED YOU" "I ALREADY DID" WHSIKEY CAN YOU HEAR ME . CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME. THEY SHOULD HAE MADE OUT SPLOPPY STYLE. "you would deny me my life?" "no no no" "my freedom, then? confine me to a prison cell?" << this dialogue. ugh. ughghghghghghhghghhghhgh. man what the fucj. im literally always thinking about hannibal season 2 finale. any time i need to do a factory reset on my brain i pull up my favorite youtube video conveniently titled "hannibal stabs will scene". fellas is it gay to gut another man like a fish. (the answer is yes)

[seiwas]

hi babie !!! i hope your day was good even though you’re a little tired - you deserve all the rest now , i hope you get your energy back (⺣◡⺣)♡* im sending satoru over to bring you some sweets ! ! i tried packing it the best i could but you know him , if you see a bite , you know the culprit > 3 <

also ,,, not to be nosy ,,, but anything you wanna share about your satoru / sel lore , if you have one ? <33

angie baby!!! my angiel!!! it was good!!! productive n got to spend time w the lovebug too!! 🤧🥹 i am in bed typing this now to u 🫶🏻

and yes … i actually received them !!! and he did … steal a few 😤 but it’s ok !!! he’s giving me plenty hugs to make up for it hehehehehe

i hope you’re having the loveliest day too my baby !! 🥹

and !! my satoru sel lore oh god !!!! 🤧

honestly !! that man took a long time convincing me to even go out w him !!! 😤 didn’t think it would work out but i guess here we r now !!! 🤧 (i have failed . resisting him.)

he buys me a cookie every time he’s out bc he knows i love em hehehehe n we share a food accnt that rates all the dessert places we go to 🫶🏻 and he keeps asking me to do tiktok dances w him but i can never memorise it for the life of mE !!!!

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: hmmmhmmhmm... Hi!

???: ............. Oh Neta... Hi...... *whispering*

Neta: hello! Hehehe

???:...................hm

Neta: hello?..... Hiii hehehe!!

???: ..........................

Neta: hm?..................... hi! Up?...Up?.... Up?

???:........ not right now Neta..................*whispering*

Neta: but-............ hmm.......*crying*

???:.............. that poor child.......Neta sweetheart go play in your room.

Neta: I don't want to! I want to stay here at the party!!

???: .................. This isn't a party baby..... Just let the adults talk right now.

Neta:NO I WANT TO STAY HERE! IM STAYING! WHERE'S MY DADDY?! .... DADDY!?

???: .....................

Neta: DADDY?!! DADDY !?

Gai: Neta please. Not right now. Go to your room.........

Neta: NO. I DON'T WANT TO...... YOU'RE ALL MEAN!!... WHERE'S MOMMY?!

Gai: ..................................... neta

Neta: WHERE IS SHE!? MOOOOOMMY?! MOOOOOMMY?! .................. MOOOOOMMY?

???:......*whispering*.....* Murmuring*............... Gai why did you bring him? He's too young to understand what's going on!

Neta:........*Sobbing*............. MOOOOOMMY??!!! MOOOOOMMY?! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! where is she?

Gai: ....................................

Neta:........*sobbing*...........WHERE IS SHE?? WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?? I WANT HER RIGHT NOW!!!

???: ....*whispering*.......... Gai do something!

Gai:..... Ok, Ok that's it I'm taking you to your room!...

Neta: MOOOMMY?! LET GO OF ME!! LET GO!! LET GO! MOMMY!? MOMMY!? MOMN- AH!...*Hyperventilating*..... .....

Ikkan: Hey. Hey..... You're ok. You're ok....... You're safe..... I'm right here....

Neta:........*sobbing*...........

(20 minutes later)

Neta:..............................

Ikkan:................... You want to talk about it?

Neta:no..*snort*.... it's just a dumb dream..... I have it every year...... it's no big deal......... Hehe.....*sniff* I'm sorry

Ikkan:. Don't be.......................................................

Neta:.........................................................

Ikkan: You want to hear about my dream?

Neta:........ yeah...... Ok... What was the dream?

Ikkan: some naked guy broke into our house and tried to steal nibbles.

Neta: what?! *Wheeze* .. like whole ass naked?!.... Why was he naked!?..... Hahahahahaha

Ikkan: I don't know!.... He walked through the door so casually and just picked up nibbles and tried to leave... Heheheh

Neta:..... What did you do? Hehehehe

Ikkan: I tried to grab her but he pulled out a knife

Neta: hehehehehheh... Where did he pull the knife from? He's naked!!

Ikkan: I don't know. It was a butter knife. Hahahahahahahaha it was so fucking dumb! And you did nothing, you just stood there while I was struggling! Hehehehehe

Neta: hahahahahahaha.. I'm sorry! Hahahahahahaha!!!......... *Sigh* hahaha... Hehe

Ikkan:......hehehhe.... hmmm... you ok?

Neta:....... yeah....*sniff* I'm ok..

Ikkan: good.[kiss]

Neta: you know I have another really weird reoccurring dream.

Ikkan: what was the dream?

Neta: We were both old like really old like in the dehydration stage old. We get out of bed and you make us some coffee and I put on the record player. we just sit on the couch in silence watching the sunrise. You take my hand and you kissed it like you always do.... Every time I turn towards you when I'm about to kiss you, I always wake up hehehehe kind of dumb right?

Ikkan: no. I don't think it's dumb. I like that dream. It sounds really nice.

Neta: you think that'll ever happen?

Ikkan: I hope so.. I love you Neta

Neta: I love you too ikkan

[yazpadfoot]

Hey so not entirely sure I'm doing this right but I'm going to try! Heheheh :)

Ok so could you do the 'bright as sun' on your headcannon post and use either the romantic or platonic relationship, whichever works better, maybe even both?

Idk where to start cuz it's hard to sum people up in a few words (especially myself hehe) and that's cuz humans are really complex and awesome :D

I really love plants and nature, I would spend all of my time outdoors building tree forts and observing moss (as long as it's warm enough outside) and I just generally enjoy plants and mushrooms and really anything green/nature-y.

I'm very sensitive to emotions so I feel them extra strong and have really high empathy (which has it's positives and negatives). I try my best to be the kindest version of myself cuz there is so much horrible shit in this world. This kinda leads to me staying strong and acting positive to support the people in my life who need it even when i'm struggling (a lot rn actually 😭). The world can be such an amazing and magical place, and god I do my best to see the beauty in it and give out beauty back.

I have a weird relationship with food but I absolutely love breakfast. I have a fucking huge earring collection (like 100 pairs and they are all like dangling goofy lil things). I have two ways to dress and it's either a casual outfit that's sweatpants and a sweatshirt or I'm wearing a flowy dress. Also my room have like every piece of wall covered with something either stickers, quotes, poster, picture, drawings, lights, and I love it cuz visual clutter is really cool. Also my favorite feeling is being wrapped up in blankets on my bed (possibly cuddling someone) scrolling through tumblr with nothing else I need to be doing.

Umh the character I relate to the most is James (I actually kinda look like him cuz of my hair and glasses) and my favorite ship rn is jegulus & marylily cuz of all those rich dynamics :D

Anyway! Thank you for taking your time to read this! You seem pretty cool so im following you now heheheh. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/night :))

Hey :)

After reading your ask, I decided to do both platonic and romantic relation ship.

Platonic relationship - I think you would be bestie with Remus and Lily. Of course, you would be friends with other marauders, but these two would be your closest friends. You first time became really close, when you joined them in study group, 'cause you had some problems with writing homework (or you just wanted to study with them). Your friendship is based on doing little things for each other. Lily would come with you outdoor to just spend time with you. I really like that part when you wrote you love breakfast - I think this is thing you and Remus have in common. Like you chat together about food and all this stuff. I think you would have really beautiful relationship with them.

Romantic relationship - for some reason I see you with Pandora. She always had the ability to find person who is special. You weren't really friends before, like you talked once or you said hi to each other, but first time you really started talking was when she saw you in corridor helping some first year student. She always knew you are kind, but when she saw you there, she felt something telling her that you are really good person. She walked to you and started talking to you and offered to walk you to your class. Later she started talking to you everyday and always walked you to your class. After month spending time together, she asked you on date. You went to Hogsmeade. You had really good time and you started dating. I think your relationship is based on spending time together and doing things together. Like she always watch you building tree forts or she helps you with it. Also, you two spend time with your friends and everybody thinks you are such a cute couple!

I really hope you like this! <3

Have a nice day xxx

[ehxi34]

A few weeks ago Ive been in the hospital for a week. It was serious but not life threatening.

Bad news: i lost all my muscle from lying in bed so much and recovery takes fucking forever, i am so tired of it! I just want my old strength back pls. Not feel dizzy every time I go up the stairs.

Good news: i also lost 7 kg hehehehe (14lbs?) so i am now officially my lowest weight ever! Ok i gained back 1 kg but im very hopeful that the rest will stay off 🤞 Only 2 more kilos to reach a normal BMI!!

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

[enter sarah stage left] as prommied, thee emojis!!!!! 😈😈🥰😆i hope you are doing well mein bröth-lovied!!! 🫂💜💜 i have a fun fact for you.. i am on the PRECIPICE of starting the op anime! :3 anticipating it changing me Entire Life ngl!

rambling aside, my questions for you are!!! 🎵🙃🧸🧡🦖🔮🌿

SARAAAHHH!!!!!!! 💖💖💖 my saturday has been GREAT bc i have done nothing but hang around the house all day... truly awesome stuff, i am so relaxed <3 but NOW IM YELLING AND CLIMBING ON THE WALLS BC MY BELOVIED.... IF U START ONEPIECE... U WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN AND THAT IS A THREAT I MAKE WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD 💥💖💥💖💥💖💥💖💥💖💥

OK OK CENTERING MYSELF. OK. emojis lets GO!!!!!!!

🎵 Last song you listened to? To Someone From A Warm Climate (Uiscefhuarithe) by Hozier!!!! been blasting Unreal Unearth in anticipation of the upcoming concert hehehehe >:3 it's SUCH a gorgeous song AGH.... ngl it lowkey.. reminds me of u... literally only bc u are, in fact,,. Someone From A Warm Climate LOL 😆😆

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? u might already know this, but!!! sloths can, in fact, hold their breath for up to 40 minutes 😎

🧸 Favorite place to nap? honestly i nap SO rarely that i don't think i could properly claim any place as my favorite 😅 the only places i've napped have been my bed or my couch? so those i guess LMAO

🧡 A color you can’t stand? AGH... but i love so many colorss.... hmm..... i suppose, i'm not a huge fan of super bright neons? they tend to hurt my eyes... thats all i can think of ngl colors i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? ACK i can't believe i asked u this w/o having a good answer myself!!! hmm.... i'd say, any Super Big Guys that went extinct a while ago, i think it'd be SO COOL to have really giant elephants or megalodons or those big dudes from the ice age movies (Paraceratherium!!!!) still around. AND GIANT BUGS... DUDE... GIANT ISOPODS...... they're so cool and epic AGH

🔮 What’s your dream job? i want to make my own original webcomics!!!!! and write books!!!!! in like, an ideal beautiful world where i don't have debilitating adhd and also burnout doesn't exist 😅🙈🤪

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. OH GOOD Q... hmm, probably my super-baggy jeans (they have like 6 pockets its GREAT ngl they're basically denim cargo pants) and this lovely golden-yellow sweatshirt i got for xmas, it's merch for the webtoon Muted by Miranda Mundt!!!!! it's super comfy and warm and cute <3 for warmer weather i have a fav pair of denim shorts, and honestly i love wearing a sleeveless shirt and a sports bra, it's so comfy... u will NOT catch me in sleeves unless it's below 45F 😤

[the-bearer-of-bad-ideas]

hehehehe

ok im going to bed now

[pesterloglog]

John Egbert, Jade Harley

Act 5, page 3415-3419

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --

EB: hey jade, are you there? i have a computer now.

EB: this boring guy keeps blinking at me though, and it's weird.

GG: john!!! :D

GG: wow, finally!

EB: hi!

EB: sorry i disappeared after you entered the game...

EB: but from what i have seen in the clouds, it doesn't look like you have had much trouble making progress!

GG: nope!

GG: dave was able to set up as my server player

GG: he is building up my house right now so that we can deploy some equipment up there

EB: oh, nice!

EB: dave is serving ALL the ladies, isn't he?

GG: yep!

EB: he is like a dude on butler island.

EB: i mean, a dude who happens to be one of the butlers...

EB: doing a lot of serving, to various ladies who are vacationing at this snooty resort.

EB: wait, i am fucking this up.

GG: :o

GG: thats ok, i wont tell him about it

EB: ok, good.

EB: all i am saying is, why can't i have a dave butler too?

GG: well, maybe you can.....

GG: i will try to put in a good word for you B)

EB: thank you.

EB: what is the equipment you're deploying?

GG: im not sure!

GG: something to do with cloning i guess? it serves some purpose in my quest as witch of space

GG: a nice troll named kanaya has been advising me on stuff about that

GG: have you talked to her?

EB: hmm... i don't think so. not recently anyway.

GG: you should!

GG: a bunch of trolls are not nearly as bad as i thought

GG: even karkat! he has been helping me too... sort of, hehe

EB: he has? but i thought he "hated" you!

GG: oh yeah, he said plenty of stuff like that, but i dont think he ever actually meant it

GG: flying off the handle is part is of his charm in a funny way, once you know that about him

EB: yes, this is what i have concluded about him as well.

EB: he is a pretty great guy. i am really looking forward to more of his outbursts, especially his first conversation with me, which i am to understand will be legendary.

EB: but we shouldn't tell him we said any of this, or he will be "furious"!

GG: heheheh

GG: shhhhhhhhh

EB: so what else have you been up to?

EB: we should try to catch up as much as possible!

GG: yeah!

GG: hmm what else... theres been so much going on, its been a little hard to keep track of it all!

GG: why dont you tell me what youve been up to first?

EB: oh man.

EB: you will never guess what i am doing right now.

EB: go ahead, try to guess, you will not succeed.

GG: ..............

GG: whoa :O

GG: john where did you get that nice flying car??????

EB: oh god dammit!

EB: how do you know!

EB: do you have rose's crystal ball?

GG: sort of!

GG: she gave me the code, and i made a cool pair of goggles with it

EB: argh, i am surrounded by real life witches!

EB: everyone i know is turning magic, it's ridiculous.

EB: including me! i'm magic now.

GG: it certainly seems so! what with your fancy magic car

GG: and your chauffeur familiar, i guess?

EB: no, he is neither a chauffeur, nor a familiar...

EB: he is just a new friend!

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.

EB: i found it in my dad's wallet.

GG: you did???

EB: yes, i just found his wallet on the ground.

EB: but my dad was nowhere to be found. :(

GG: :(

EB: the clouds led me to the wallet though, so maybe they will keep leading me to him?

GG: hmmmmm...

GG: maybe, but hang on let me try something

EB: ok.

EB: i have seen lots of interesting things in the clouds...

EB: i guess you used to see things like that all the time, right?

GG: yes!

GG: what have you seen?

EB: wow, uh...

EB: well, lots of things that were mysterious and didn't make much sense...

EB: but also lots of things i recognized.

EB: like stuff i have done before. and also stuff i will do in the future.

EB: and things that rose and dave have been up to...

EB: and you too!

GG: :O

GG: like what, what did you seeeee?

EB: well, i saw you on your island, and saw you sleeping in a floating bed, and...

EB: i saw your pretty snow planet...

EB: and i saw you with some frogs...

EB: have you found any frogs yet?

GG: frogs?

GG: no...

EB: well, i saw you once in a neat outfit...

EB: it was kind of like you were torn from the pages of my favorite japanese mangas.

EB: and the snow was melting.

EB: and you were surrounded by frogs for some reason!

EB: heh, now it sounds like i am describing a weird dream i had about you.

GG: sure does!

EB: which i guess is sorta true?? anyway, i guess that must not have happened yet.

GG: nope! but that sounds pretty interesting

GG: i wonder why i would be surrounded by frogs?

EB: dunno! but you are a witch, remember.

EB: witches LOVE frogs.

GG: hahaha thats true!

GG: i hope i am not planning on putting them in a cauldron or anything o_o

EB: i doubt it, it looked to me like a friendly gathering.

GG: whew!

EB: oh, and one time i saw a green version of you with pointy ears, and you were crying!

EB: did that happen yet?

GG: bluh. yes :|

GG: i prototyped my dead dream self and tried to get her to fight jack

GG: but it turned out to be a BIG MISTAKE

GG: god i cant believe how dumb that idea was, she was an emotional wreck

EB: oh no!

EB: what happened? where is she now?

GG: oh, she went off to cry somewhere else... good riddance!

EB: wow jade, you really have been up to a lot!

GG: hehe i guess so

EB: and i have just been staring at these dumb clouds for hours or whatever.

EB: i even saw my own dead body in a cloud!

GG: what!!!!!

GG: oh noooo

EB: it's ok though, it already happened.

EB: i was sort of tricked into sleeping on my quest bed.

EB: and when i went to sleep, jack killed me.

EB: she must have known that would happen...

GG: who?

EB: vriska. do you know her?

GG: i dont think so!

EB: she is pretty cool, but just between you and me, she might be a little crazy!

GG: well if she tricked you into getting killed, then i would have to agree

EB: but, i don't think it's really like that...

EB: honestly i think dying was a necessary part of the process, and she just didn't tell me so i wouldn't get scared.

GG: what process?

GG: and how are you alive now if you died! john im a little confused

EB: well... i died on the quest bed and woke up here, as my dream self.

EB: and now i have all these sweet wind powers.

EB: which is how i am making this car fly!

GG: ohhhhhh!

GG: that makes sense

GG: dave had mentioned you reached the god tier

EB: yeah!

GG: but he did not say what it involved D:

GG: he probably didnt want to make me worried

EB: maybe, or he was just being some sort of aloof coolkid.

GG: or that!

GG: but he also said that no one else would do it but you...

GG: actually, now it makes sense that i wouldnt be able to, since my dream self is dead

GG: its too bad really

EB: yeah...

GG: i wonder what space powers would be like??

EB: hmm, i have no idea!

GG: oh well

EB: maybe you shouldn't rule it out though?

EB: i mean, you did mention your dream self isn't COMPLETELY dead, remember?

GG: !!!

GG: youre right...

GG: i suddenly dont know if i want to become a god tier anymore :(

EB: heheh.

EB: she was that bad, huh?

GG: DX

GG: i dont even want to talk about her! she is sad and cowardly.

EB: ok, i will not pry.

GG: why dont you tell me about your new friend?

GG: he sure seems to be enjoying that horn!

EB: i know, right?

EB: /rolls eyes

EB: he is just this silly guy i met when i woke up here.

EB: he seemed to be curious about me and followed me around for a while.

EB: also, i noticed he was wearing my bedsheet.

GG: haha! what is he doing with that!

EB: i don't know, there seems to be this whole cult full of people who worship my ghost sheets.

EB: i ran into a bunch of them in a salamander village, they are all completely ridiculous.

EB: so i guess he is a member of the cult?

GG: probably!

GG: you are just going to have to deal with the fact that you are becoming a famous hero john, and people everywhere will idolize you

EB: derp! they aren't idolizing ME, it's my dumb bedsheets they love!

EB: it's so stupid.

EB: OH!

EB: also, another thing about him...

EB: he has the queen's ring!

GG: :o

GG: thats great! john you have to get that ring from him!

EB: i've tried! i asked him politely for it and everything.

EB: but he is very protective of it!

GG: hmmmmmmmmmm

GG: that is a problem!

EB: actually, i think it's ok.

EB: i think he is supposed to keep it.

GG: you do?

EB: yes. once i saw something in the clouds.

EB: it was hard to tell what was going on, but i saw him!

EB: im pretty sure it was the future, and he had the ring, and...

GG: and what?

EB: and then the cloud stopped showing me.

EB: but i am pretty sure that some day...

EB: he will have to wear it!

GG: 8O

EB: so i think i will just let him keep it.

EB: for some reason, i trust him.

GG: ok john.....

GG: i trust you

GG: so i will trust in your trust in him

EB: yeah, trust all around!

GG: im going to be a supportive piece of shit all day and fall down all this trust!

EB: how trustworthy do you even have to BE to CONFIDE in someone like that.

GG: lol

EB: anyway, i guess that's enough of that nonsense.

EB: i should keep looking for my dad!

EB: maybe if i fly around in this car with this guy beeping here, the noise will get his attention and he will find me.

GG: john, i already found your dad!

EB: you did?

GG: yes i found him with my goggles almost right away!

GG: but i didnt want to interrupt you

EB: oh! well that sure is convenient!

EB: where is he?

GG: he is with roses mom

GG: they are in a castle, having some sort of tea party together

GG: they appear to be enjoying each others company!

GG: its quite adorable actually

EB: oh wow...

EB: jade, what if they get married or something???

EB: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat's shipping diagram!

EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!

EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!

GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!

EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!

GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)

EB: heheh, i am just joking around, of course.

GG: durrrr oh really john :p

EB: :P

GG: but really, they make a nice couple and i think it would be great if they got married!

EB: yes, i agree.

EB: even if it would make it awkward for me to marry rose.

GG: i guess so

EB: but maybe that doesn't matter? these are kind of special circumstances.

GG: yes they are pretty special

EB: i wonder if my dad and her mom would mind us getting married...

GG: i dunno

GG: who are they to stand between two youngsters in love?

EB: whoa, in love???

GG: yes john, two people must be in love in order to get married

GG: it is one of the rules!

EB: oh jeez, yeah i guess you're right.

GG: so what do you say john, are you in love with rose?

EB: um...

GG: and if not, are you prepared to fall in love with her?

EB: er.

GG: wellllll? :D

EB: argh!

EB: this line of questioning is making me flustered.

EB: all i know is, i was ordered by karkat to marry rose.

EB: i think we can both agree that it would be reckless to look at a crappy shipping diagram made by an alien, and ignore its message altogether.

GG: i didnt even know karkat made a shipping diagram...

EB: it's a thing of beauty, and it will save the human race.

GG: i will have to make him show me

EB: yes.

EB: btw, you will marry dave.

EB: 100% TRUE REALITY.

GG: <_<;

EB: it's ok though, i will not press you on your feelings for him.

EB: i already know you are totally into the strider anyway.

GG: whaaat...

EB: it's all in the diagram, jade.

EB: it's all in the diagram.

GG: i dont know about that!

GG: i clearly need to take a good hard look at this prophetic document

GG: and possibly tell karkat what an idiot he is!

EB: that you do.

EB: ok but anyway, who cares about his terrible shitty drawings and meddlesome romantic schemes!

EB: how do i find my dad!

GG: uh

GG: well, i dont actually know where he is relative to you!

GG: so i dont know if i can give you directions

EB: bluh!!!

GG: there might be some way to do that...

GG: these goggles are actually REALLY COMPLICATED!

GG: i will look into it and get back to you

GG: in the meantime, why dont you fly around and keep looking?

GG: at least now you know to look for a castle

GG: and maybe the clouds will give you some more tips!

EB: yes, that's a good idea, i'll do that.

EB: thanks for the help, jade!

GG: sure! <3

EB: i will talk to you later.

GG: later!

-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --

[warmthintouches]

Talking about wrestling bc thats his thing

But he was attempting spicy texts right before this

Me: Oh, i figured out the wrestler man I thought was hot. You're gonna laugh.

Him: oh ok

*ignored him for a bit*

Me: lol nvm 🫣😳😚

Him: tell me

Me: nope

Him: please

Me: ...no.

Him: 😢😢

*hour passes*

Me: sorry too sleepy now

Him: 😓😓

Me: im sorry

Me: you worky tomorrow right?

Him: don't remind me

Me: if you nice to me tomorrow... I'll tell you

Him: 😑😑😑😑 hate that it's a fair trade lol

Me: it really is 😈💅

Him: go to bed butt 😘

Me: hehehehe night 😘

Him: night 😚

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

The pie family haunted Halloween part 1

Blood: yahoo halloween is coming

Pinkie: calm down son halloween isn't here yet

Luna: *appears* sister

Pinkie: moon cunt

Surprise jr: *tackles blood* gotcha brother hahahah *gets up*

Blood: hahaha ready for Halloween?

Hauntress: yes we r it will be the first halloween we had as a big family

Galaxia: mhm yes it would be a first r all the kids gonna be here this year blood?

Blood: day and topaz won't make it because of other reasons

Galaxia: gotcha wat about ur first daughter?

Blood: ......i......i don't know

Micheal Myers: *busts down a random wall stabbing blood and slitting surprise throat then stab pinkie multiple times then leaves*

Galaxia: ??? Shit?

Blood: never gets old with my uncle Michael

Hauntress: hey asshole get back here

Michael Myers: *looks down at hauntress raising his kitchen knife tilt his head*

Hauntress: i fuck dare u mutha fuckin whore *glares at Micheal with the death stare*

Surprise jr: uncle leave now!!!!!! *teleports him away* babe u can't be doing this even on Halloween session

Hauntress: huh? Why not?!

Surprise jr: *whispers to hauntress*

Hauntress: *blushes* i remember now asshole

Leysa: *chasing jason jr* get back here u fuckin brat babe help me

Jason: *grabs jason jr by his head shaking his head at him*

Jason jr: but dad fine sorry mom.....

Leysa: u can repay me by giving me some love sweetie

Jason jr: *hugs leysa* love u mom sorry again....

Blood: always repeat ur mom boy

Jason jr: yes papa blood

Galaxia: feel old yet blood because he's calling u papa now hahahah

Blood: oh eat me

Galaxia: i could hahaha

Surprise jr: gross u two just shut up

Hauntress: calm down babe we do dirty stuff too

Leysa: mom gross

B: dad makatza needs u

Blood: coming *disappears*

Galaxia: so pinkie wat r we gonna do for a this halloween?

Pinkie: ur mom

Leda: was there a joke about me?

Galaxia: yes

Pinkie: get up here babe it's Halloween time

Leda: oooooo this time of the year is very important for this family i heard

Luna: yes it is very important but wat is the theme?

Hauntress: we'll we should start off with trick or treating first then a haunted castle party?

Leysa: yes that's gonna be awesome mom

Surprise jr: hell yeah so it's settled then?

Pinkie: mhm I'll make my baked good for the trick or treater too

Galaxia mmmmm ur baked good r so delicious momma pinkie

Pinkie: thanks sweetie *feels a cold down her spine* hmm.........

Pennywise: looks who's home hahahah

Pinkie: daddy!? *jumps on her dad hugging him* where have u and cilka been dad?

Cilka: we been traveling sweetie and other stuff heheheh

Pennywise: but we came home for Halloween season

Pinkie: yaaaaay im so excited for this season yes

B: hi papa wise

Leysa: who's that momma

Hauntress: i guess he's ur great papa wise from wat B said

Surprise jr: that's my papa pennywise the dancing clown

Leysa: i don't know him do i?

Hauntress: no i only met him a few times aswell

Cilka: time to cook *walks in basement* pinkie u coming

Pinkie: blood i got numbers for u hurry

Surprise jr: i can get them mom

Pinkie: ok here's the number list and good luck *walks downstairs with leda*

Hauntress: babe need me to come with u?

Surprise jr: if u want to love

Hauntress: good i was going no matter wat *walks out of the castle with surprise*

Pennywise: huh well uh

Leysa: *looks up at pennywise* so ur my son great grand pap?

Pennywise: yes leysa i am

Leysa: and how do u know my name

Pennywise: hah hah i know all but *stretches* im heading to bed traveling took alot out of me and cilka night u three *walks upstairs*

Jason: *watches penny go to his room*

Jason jr: *runs outside getting tackled by makatza* ugh wat the?

Makatza: boom gotcha kid

Rave: wob wob wob

B: *bodyslams rave* wob wob wob urself bitch

Makatza: huh? Babe wat was that language?

Blood: my dead god language u two rooms now

Rave: but dad?

God: NOW!!!!!!!!!

B: *runs*

Rave: *runs*

Blood: *breathes calmly* wooo shit i was thinking i had to beat my kids asses so makatza ready?

Makatza: *fainted from the sight of god*

Jason jr: papa blood wat was that?

Blood: huh oh uh just a halloween trick yeah gotcha huh?

Jason jr: yea......... *passes out*

Blood: ooops

Galaxia: oh blood come to our room

Blood: oh hell yeah smoke time *teleports to their room*

Galaxia: *laying on their bed in a sexy position* smoke with me handsome

Blood: i see u already been smoking without me

Galaxia: s-so mmmm u-u di-irty di-ick mmmmm

*meanwhile*

Belinda: hazy? Vaas?

Vaas: shhh

Hazy: *giggles staying quite*

Belinda: vaas hazy where r u two?

Hazy: *jumps out* boo

Belinda: *jumps* dah!!!

Vaas: *is behind Belinda* boo

Belinda: *jumps again* ahhhh!!!! oh its u two? Assholes

Vaas: u love us babe *kisses Belinda deeply*

Hazy: im out *teleports*

Blood: hazy? Why r u here?

Hazy: i don't know? Well actually does venom like me?

Blood: I'd be lieing if he didn't

Hazy: so he does?

Blood: yes ma'am

Venom: *comes out of hazy shoulder* hazy? R u mad

Hazy: actually venom im interested on wat u can do?

Venom: oh? Uh this is a shocker?

Blood: before this goes anywhere ask ur mom and dad if it's ok

Hazy: there busy at the moment uncle

Blood: oh uh ok but don't do anything I've done hahahaha *walks off laughing*

Pennywise: blood my grandson

Blood: papa wise ur back?? *hugs pennywise* how was traveling?

Pennywise: good been so many places but halloween is coming

Blood: mhm *lites up a blunt*

Leysa: i smell weed?

Blood: leysa? Where's jason? I figured u be getting it down and dirty hahah

Leysa: fuck off uncle

Jerak: hi leysa dad uh who r u?

Pennywise: call me penny mister jerak

Pheadra: dad can we smoke with u three?

Blood: sure why *puffs on blunt passing it*

Jerak: *takes a couple puffs coughing* my th-hroat hu-urt now

Pennywise: *takes a couple puffs*

Leysa: *puffs on blunt* ooooo smooth wats it called

Pheadra: *takes a couple puffs*

Blood: it's a creeper weed but it's called sun star wraith

Jerak: sun star wraith *puffs on blunt* not bad........ *passes out*

Pennywise: ouch *yawns* im heading back to bed *walks upstairs*

Blood: nite pap

Pheadra: jerak is a lightweight hahaha *puffs on blunt passing out*

Leysa: so r u pheadra hahaha but *puffs on blunt* im gonna find my jason bye uncle have fun *teleports*

Blood: *walks outside puffing on his blunt*

Vaas: hey blood i gotta go to day and topaz place wanna go with me?

Blood: sure i gotta ask them if there coming to Halloween party

Vaas: portal?

Blood: mhm *summons a portal* lets go

Makatza: *seek in the portal after blood and vaas* huh?

To be continued

[anachronistic-falsehood]

HI HI HELLO i need u to know i have been sick in bed all day and spent my time reading the entirety of ur dreamstuck fic... oh man homestuck au makes my brain so brrrrrr i LOVE how in depth u went with it all rather than just. skipping to the Interesting Parts like most homestuck au rewrites do. makes it feel like im rereading hs for the first time and its so fun :]

SOME NOTES (this might get long bc i am sleepy delirious but i LOVED reading this sm):

-LOVE LOVE LOVE that u include art in certain places... REALLY adds 2 the homwstuck vibe + i think u captured the art style really well hehehe

-HALF TROLL RANBOO !!!!!!@ i fucking Called It btw when i notcied he did the double punctuation i was like. ohohohoho boys got a typing quirk hehehehe >:]

-JACK NIKI MOIRAILS..... oh their dynamic was so good.... niki going "<>!!! say it back." i love her

- can i get through one of these without saying the word love. probably not.

-troll karl you are everything to me

-speaking of which i cannot BELIEVE you did the whole quadrant explanation. losing my SHIT over that its so funny hHFHDJS

-i wanna know more about The Incident SO BAD

ok i am caught up now :) ur fics r so good my dude i cannot wait to read more of them

THANK UUUUUUU!!! i’m trying 2 make more art for this fic and i will have a panel for eret’s intro soon. AND I WAS SO EXCITED 2 WRITE HALF TROLL RANBOO he’s my little guy. my skrunkly boy <3

OH i cant wait to properly introduce the fiancés they r drive me insane i’m putting them in a microwave AS WE SPEAK. and more about The Incident will be explained Soon :3 i’m v excited to post the chapters talking about it. i hope u feel better soon i h8 being sick it is the WORST!!!

[yoichichi]

To Call You Mine

college!tsuki x reader series

Ch. 2 - ew, small talk

warning(s): Tsukishima’s behavior 😐

a/n: I’m happy you guys seemed to really enjoy the introductory chapter!! I hope you enjoy this one just as much, and more tsuki content!! Ahhh I’d love to hear your thoughts per usual, and enjoy !! <3

ch. 1

“So, why d-“

“Thanks for-“

Oh my god.

At this point you’d rather have a failing grade than have to keep talking to this guy.

Maybe it was just the fact you’ve felt like you’ve made a fool of yourself about 59 million times, but you were officially over it.

Tsuki leaned back into his chair with that same smirk he gave you earlier, raised eyebrows and all. You’re starting to wonder if that’s maybe just how his face rests.

“No no, go ahead. You first.” His voice was quiet and monotone, very appropriate for the setting, not so much for your nerves.

The way he held himself was, interesting. You know it’s only been maybe 5 minutes since you’ve met which is most definitely not enough time to start making any kind of assumptions about a person, but with the air around him so tense and serious, how could you not?

You could see his legs were just slightly spread in his seat, as far as it would allow it. And instead of doing the casual thing and resting his head in his hand while he waited for you to speak, it was tilted just slightly upward. Chin just barely jutting out at you, head leaning to the left just a tad. His forearms rested on the arms of the chair rather than the table, too.

Everything about his body language said, go on, I’m waiting for you to answer me. Rather than, go ahead, I’m listening.

It made your nerves congregate in your throat and made it difficult for you to speak.

He does not need to be making me this nervous.

You fiddled with the clicker of your pen as you began to speak, doing your best to keep your nervous fidgeting to a minimum. There should be no reason he should have such a knack for making you feel this way, he’s a random guy who takes your same calculus class. Regardless of the way he seems to carry himself, he’s nothing more than that. Some guy.

Besides, he probably wasn’t doing it on purpose. He just has one of those, faces.

“I was just gonna say thanks for agreeing to help me out. Even if it is so early.” You chuckled lightly and brought your hands up to rest on the top of the table.

Enough fidgeting.

“You’re welcome.” Another monotone reply.

You smiled thinly as you waited for him to continue his sentence, cause surely he wasn’t done.

….

Really?

You sat in another few moments of silence while he sighed and looked down at the open pages of his textbook, unable to tell if he was being serious.

“Alright. Why don’t we start with talking about the last lesson you felt most confident in understanding, okay?”

He was being serious.

“Yeah, sure.” You sighed and took a glance down at your notes.

A long hour indeed.

—

It hasn’t even been 20 minutes, yet you’re already starting to get a better grasp on bits of the material you couldn’t even begin to comprehend just a few hours earlier. It certainly isn’t enough to be rid of a tutor, but enough to know you were referred to him for a reason.

Maybe his aloof attitude was worth it.

“Well, that explains why I couldn’t get the numbers to plug in right on that next weird step of the equation. And why it looked so funky when I tried to illustrate the graph. God, that’s a lot.” You stated matter of factly, dumbfounded at how easy he was making this all seem.

“Go ahead and try these other problems from the back of the book, and then we’ll go over what you get after. And if you get stuck just ask. I’m gonna work on some other homework in the meantime.”

His voice had more lilt to it now. Maybe it was because his own version of morning grogginess had warn off. Or he could’ve been just as nervous as you at first. Regardless, you appreciate he seems to be less stiff than when you first percieved him.

You nodded your head and immediately got to work. Having a sudden epiphany about the content was definitely a boost to your motivation to get it done.

He chuckled softly to himself at your eagerness and got started on his own work.

It was nice, actually.

The next few minutes were quiet, but they weren’t awkward. The pair of you having your own focus on the work at hand, merely keeping each other company at this point with the soft scribbles of pencil against paper. That was until you had a question of course.

You looked up to ask him a question but almost felt bad for interrupting him, you could tell he was really focused.

His head was turned downward slightly making his glasses slide farther down the bridge of his nose. His fingers, which you noticed were slightly scuffed up, looked like they were gripping his pen so delicately no matter how fast he was writing. Your eyes followed the trail from his hand up to his shoulder, past the tendons twitching in his forearms at each flick of his wrist, and past his lean yet distinctly toned bicep.

Your gaze stopped on his shoulder when his other hand reached over to squeeze at the apparently tender spot, watching him roll it a few times before he leaned back down to write some more.

His jaw seemed tight, maybe he was having a tough time with this particular class he was working on. Or maybe it was because he appeared to be sore from, something. Taking in his physique and condition of his hands, you decided it wouldn’t be surprising if a sport was what was straini-

“Are you stuck?”

Your eyes shot over just a bit to look directly at his face, realizing you were staring and he probably assumed you needed help, which technically you did.

He was looking up at you above the top of the frame of his glasses and through his eyelashes, eyes just slightly wider than usual as he waited for you to answer.

You had to admit, he was a pretty guy.

“Yeah, kinda. This integral just isn’t clicking for me, I don’t really know where to start.” You held your stare on his face as he leaned in closer to reach over and flip your notebook around, taking a peek at your work thus far.

He hummed almost silently to himself before he spoke up, realizing what was confusing you.

Hm, he smells kind of minty. But not toothpaste minty more like, organic clean minty. Or maybe that’s eucalyptus I’m smelling? I wonder if it’s a cologne or if he just showered before he got here. Jesus, how early would he have to get up to shower before he got here? Cause his hair wasn’t even wet when - well, was it? I could’ve mis-

“Make sense?”

You blinked once, hard, as you internally chastised yourself for being a bit of a creep as you sat analyzing his smell rather than listen to what he had to say.

Nodding your head you stared back down at your paper, contemplating how you were gonna pretend to do better with an equation you didn’t even know where to begin.

“Oh, thank you for agreeing to meet so early, by the way.”

His words caught you off guard as you looked up to see his nose still buried in his work, but his mouth moving.

“I have a team practice in a couple hours and I’m already tutoring someone else afterwards, and this was the only free time I had before your next class.” He looked up at you and offered the tiniest of smiles.

So he did do a sport.

“What do you play?” You asked, genuinely intrigued to know the answer.

His height definitely made him look like a basketball kind of guy, no, you’d know if he played basketball. Maybe soccer.

“Oh, I’m on the volleyball team.” His hand kept its steady pace at writing down notes in his notebook, not even sparing you a glance when he answered.

“Oh wow. How long have you been playing?” You rested your head in your hand, patiently waiting for his response. It was nice to talk about something besides math for a little bit.

“Mmm, I’ve been playing for a good amount of time. This is my first year on the team though, so not long with them I guess. Do you play any sports?” He set his pen down now, rolling his neck out with his eyes closed, leaning back in his chair and waiting for your response this time.

“No, I don’t. My boyfriend plays basketball, though.”

His eyes opened and locked onto yours for a brief moment before looking back down onto that god forbidden work. It was silent for just a second, an unexplainable tension quietly passing between the two of you, so fast you almost missed it, before you spoke up again.

“He’s a sophomore though, so, a little more familiar with his team you could say.” You smile fondly and let out a small chuckle, doing your best to keep the flow of the conversation going,

“He-“

“Hm, nice.” He let out a deep breath and gingerly placed a hand on your notebook, as if he was unaware he cut you off just now, and continued to speak.

Maybe this wasn’t the time for getting to know each other, then.

“Let’s take a look at what you’ve gotten done so far, yeah?”

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It’s been three days since you last had your first meeting with Tsuki, you hadn’t seen each other since, and yet somehow he was still working you to pieces.

He’d text you around dinner time each day since then like clockwork, just one word:

- ‘Studying?’

- ‘Yes Tsukishima.’

- ‘Good job.’

And it’d be the same thing in the mornings:

- ‘Study guide treat you well?’

- ‘Lol yes Tsukishima. It was actually really helpful so ty :)’

- ‘👍🏼’

I mean, he hand made you study guides to use. And enough of them so that they would last you till he met back up with you on the following Sunday.

It was like he knew you’d feel bad if you didn’t use them and study. But you’d be lying if you said they weren’t helping. You were walking through the door to said class now, and actually feeling semi confident as you sat at your desk and pulled out your belongings, and you had Tsukishima to thank for that.

You noticed it was quiet today as you waited for class to start. October slump was definitely hitting your fellow peers hard, that and the weather. Even your professor was quiet as he walked in and prepared the lesson.

Feeling fatigued and bored yourself, you pulled your phone out to pass the time when you noticed you had a text from Tsukishima still sitting on your lockscreen. It must be pretty recent.

Hm, that’s odd.

Tsukishima

‘Good luck in class today. I hope it all makes a little more sense. :).’

…

A smiley face?

You shut your phone off quickly and shoved it back into your pocket, not particularly fond of the way your heart swelled just the slightest at the fact he texted you.

And remembered you had class today.

And texted you a smiley face at that.

Hm. Looks like he’s warming up to me.

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