#OOOOOO i got SO excited over this one

[starstruckmiraclekitty]

OOOOOO what about pregnant reader x 141

So the reader and their partner is checking the ultrasound for the first time and while their seeing the baby on the monitor the doctor says "omg" and they both worry then the doctor says "There's a second heartbeat! You're having twins!"

And the reader and their partner is just shocked (and the reader is freaking out)

and u can add more if u wantt teehe i luv ur series with this 😭😭😭

Hehehe I got a few requests for this one🫡🙈 it's a little short, but I hope you all enjoy!!

141 + König's Reactions To You Being Pregnant With Twins

Warnings: swearing, angst if you squint, fluff

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Simon Ghost Riley-

You and Simon had been together for a few years before you'd found out you were pregnant. You were scared out of your mind, and so was Simon. Kids were never really a serious discussion for the two of you, so when you'd told him you were expecting, he was shocked.

After a few serious conversations, you both decided to have the baby, and the two of you began to grow excited. Simon was still rather nervous and grew rather jittery the closer your due date got.

Simon was finally home on leave to be able to come to one of your ultrasounds, and you were over the moon he was able to join you.

You laid back onto the exam table, flinching slightly as the cold ultrasound jelly was splayed out on your belly. You gripped Simon's hand tightly as you glanced over to the monitor.

"Alright, Mr. And Mrs. Riley looks to be all good do far." The doctor said as she watched the screen closely.

You looked to Simon to find him watching the screen in awe, a small smile forming on his lips. You felt warmth spread throughout your body before the doctor spoke up again. "Oh. Oh, wait a minute."

"Is everything okay?" Simon asked, his brows furrowed in concern.

"It.. it appears you guys are having twins!" She beamed, pointing to the screen estatically.

You followed her finger and did, in fact, see that there was not one, but two babies there. Your jaw fell silently as you gawked at the screen.

"....twins?" Simon's mind was going a mile a minute.

You looked to Simon, to find a bewildered look on his face. He was in pure shock.

The doctor gave a warm smile before leaving the two of you to have a private moment together.

"Simon." You turned to your husband, hand shaking slightly. You were nervous he was going to retreat back in his shell. "I'm.. I don't know what to-."

Simon silenced you with a swift but soft kiss to your lips. "This is wonderful, love."

You felt tears pooling in your eyes as you pulled back to look at him. "Really? You mean it?"

Simon stood, pulling your face in his chest as he peppered kisses to your head. "I do. Our little family is growing bigger by the second."

Simon watched as your attention returned back to the screen, a wide smile forming on your face. Simon felt his own lips forming a smile as he watched on. Twins may not be such a bad thing after all. If it meant having one more person being brought into this world that resembled the woman he loved, he'd have as many kids as possible.

Johnny Soap MacTavish-

Johnny was rubbing at your belly soothingly as you awaited the doctor in the exam room you were in for your routine ultrasound, and this was the first Johnny was able to attend. Though he couldn't make it to most of the appointments, he was beyond supportive of you throughout the duration of your pregnancy.

"You seem more nervous than I am, baby." You chuckled as you stroked his mohawk.

"Just want to make sure the little one's healthy, that's all." He gave you a smile before kissing your exposed belly. "I'm eager for the rest of the pregnancy to go by."

"You and me both." You let out a hearty laugh as the doctor walked in.

"Alright, Mr. And Mrs. MacTavish. Let's see how your little one's doing." She smiled as she sat down next to you, spreading the jelly across your stomach. She rolled the gadget around the jelly, and you began to hear a faint heartbeat emit from the monitor.

"Do you hear that? It's faint, but it's your baby's heartbeat." The doctor said, giving you and Johnny a warm smile.

She continued to move the gadget around on your belly, her eyes squinting slightly at the screen.

You sat up slightly as you watched her study the monitor. "Doc?"

Johnny sat forward, his eyes trained on the doctor as she broke out a wide grin. "Listen closely. There's a second heartbeat."

Your heart skipped a beat as you listened and did, in fact, hear a faint second heartbeat coming from the monitor. You let out a small chuckle as you turned to Johnny. "Johnny!"

Johnny looked at you a moment before speaking. "So the baby has two hearts?"

You playfully slapped your husband, and the doctor burst into a fit of laughter. "Oh dear God Johnny."

"Mr. MacTavish, if I may, you are your wife are going to have twins." The doctor said, regarding Johnny with a smile before looking back at the screen. "Two healthy ones from the looks of it."

Johnny blinked a few times at the monitor, before looking back to you. "Twins?"

You bit your lip and nodded. "Twins."

He stood up abruptly and gave loud cheer, startling you and the doctor. "Oh my God! Twins! Two! I'm going to be a dad of twins!"

He began to jump up and down like a child, his excitement causing you to giggle.

To say he was elated was an understatement. The minute you'd gotten home, he'd called his mum, Simon, and the rest of the 141 to tell them the news.

König-

Königs legs were bouncing rapidly, as he was unable to calm his nerves. This was common for him, though, whenever he'd accompany you to your ultrasound appointments he always got nervous.

"Alright, Miss Y/N. How has everything been going?" The doctor wheeled her chair up to you, inspecting your bump.

"Well! I've been taking the vitamins you'd recommended and have been taking it easy. I'm eager to see the little one on the screen!" You beamed, as you looked down at your belly.

König smiled to himself and grasped for your hand. He, too, was excited. When you'd found out you were pregnant, he was obviously nervous, but kids were something he'd wanted deep down since he was a boy. And you, the woman of his dreams, was about to make that a reality for him.

He was too lost in admiring you, he almost didn't hear the word "twins" emit from the doctors mouth.

He watched as your eyes widened and your mouth fell slightly agape. "Sorry, can you repeat that?"

"It appears you two are having twins! I don't know how we didn't see it earlier! Look!" The doctor pointed at the screen.

König was shocked. He didn't know what to say, and it was clear, neither did you. His legs began to bounce nervously once more as silence fell in the room.

You looked over at him, your eyes still as wide as before, a look of clear shock on your face. König didn't know what to do. He could barely register the information himself.

He was about to speak up before he heard you chuckle. "Twins! I'm having twins!"

He watched as your face began to light up, as you finally processed the information given to you. You were practically beaming.

König gave an elated laugh before pressing a kiss to your cheek. "Maus, this is amazing."

His gaze flitted to the screen and saw his two little babies, and the smile that lined his lips was infectious. He absolutely couldn't wait to start this little family with you.

John Price-

John was on deployment when you'd found out. You went to your ultrasound appointment with your close friend and burst into happy tears when you were told you were expecting twins.

You and John had been trying to be a child for a while. You'd just about given up hope when, by miracle, you'd finally gotten pregnant.

He was over the moon when you'd found out you were pregnant, as the two of you had been trying for quite some time to no avail.

It was a few weeks after the appointment when John finally arrived home, and you were eager to tell him. You let him settle in before approaching him with a nervous smile.

You handed John the picture of the ultrasound as watched as he studied the picture intently.

"Theres...two?" He asked, his eyes widening as they met yours.

You gave a small nod, nervous as to what he was thinking.

He stayed quiet for a moment, his eyes darting back to the picture in front of him before he looked back up at you, his hazel eyes filling with tears. "There's two, John."

You felt your own eyes begin to water as you watched him. He placed the picture down gently before making his way over to you, carefully engulfing you in a hug. "I'm so fucking happy, baby girl."

You choked on a sob as your arms flew around his neck, pulling him closer to you. "We're going to be parents to twins, John. The wait has been been worth it."

"It has, sweetheart, it so has." He cooed, holding you closer. His heart was swelling with pride, knowing that the woman he loved was carrying not one but two of his children.

He made it a point, to be at the next ultrasound, and was brought to tears as he was finally able to hear his baby's heartbeats.

Kyle Gaz Garrick-

Kyle watched on in amazement as the doctor began to spread the jelly along your growing bump.

"Is it cold?" He'd asked you, laughing quietly as he watched you jolt slightly.

You nodded with a smile, squeezing his hand as you looked over to the monitor, your face lighting up as you saw the little one growing inside of you.

"Incredible." Kyle said, his eyes lighting up at the digital. "You can see it's little head."

The doctor smiled at your husband, and began to move the gadget around to show him more of the baby, stopping suddenly when she caught sight of another foot. "Wait a second, think we have another one!"

"Another one?" You asked, your brows furrowed. "What do you mean?"

"Ah yes. My suspicions were correct, Mrs. And Mr. Garrick, it appears you're having twins!"

Kyle made a small noise of surprise as you let out a squeal.

"T-twins?" He stuttered. "A-Are you sure?"

"One hundred percent, Mr. Garrick. If I could direct your attention back to the screen, you'll find the second little one right here."

Kyle's jaw dropped as his eyes fell on the two small figures on the screen. "Y/N. We are having twins."

You let out another squeal and turned to Kyle, throwing your arms around him. "Oh my gosh, Kyle."

He squeezed you gently as a tear came to his eyes. "I'm so excited, babe. I can't believe this."

After that appointment, Kyle became extra attentive to you. He'd drop what he was doing if you needed something, and his heart would grow ten times bigger each time he'd see your belly growing. He was the best husband you could've asked for, and the best father you could've dreamed of having for your twins.

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A/N: ahh I hope this was okay! I didn't want to go super angsty with this one lol🫣

[gay-wh0re-slut]

HEYYY

Can you write rhea x fem!reader where they are at the movies and they decide to sit all they way in the back away from everyone because reader doesn’t like being near anyone and rhea gets the idea to fool around while they watch the movie (smut please)

heyyyyyyy thank you for your request hehehe i’ve always wanted to do this

this is so cheeky oooooo let’s see how this goes

Two Tickets

rhea x fem!reader

content: sexy fun times with your hot buff wrestler gf in a movie theater. def some touching and teasing, def some kissing

“Thank you, baby,” you say as you walk through door held open for you. You insisted on bringing a blanket because you always go too cold in the theaters, she loved cuddling up to you anyway.

The buff woman chuckles behind you, letting the door close behind the two of you. She quickly walks in front of you to the ticket counter.

Rhea saw online that they were doing a special showing of Friday the 13th. If you wore merch, you’d get fifty percent off the tickets, so of course you had to go. Half of her closet was horror movie merch.

“Two tickets for Friday the 13th, please,” her accent echoed a bit.

The worker looked intimidated by her, which was funny to you and almost immediately rang you up for the tickets. “Uh..anything else?”

She turned towards you, “popcorn?” she shrugged her large shoulders.

“Sure,” you chirped.

“Medium popcorn plea-”

“And a large lemonade!” you added on.

She rolled her eyes playfully, “and a large lemonade please.”

“Y-you got it,” he pushed buttons on the screen. As the card reader loaded, he scooped the popcorn and got the lemonade, placing both on the counter in front of your girlfriend. The tickets printed after she removed her card and he handed them to her.

“Thank you,” she handed the drink to you, then took the popcorn and tickets.

“Enjoy your movie,” he said quietly as you walked away.

“We will,” she winked towards him.

His knees almost buckled right then. It was fun having her around you thought, you almost got everything you wanted.

Walking into the theater, there was more people than you thought there would be. You froze for a second before Rhea looked at you with a soft smile, letting you know that everything will be okay. You followed her to the very back, right under the projector. Both of you sat down and situated yourselves under the blanket. This theater had the seats that could move so that you were basically laying down.

The previews played as more people trickled in. To your surprise, no one else sat in the back row. Was it Rhea's aura or did they want to be scared? Either way, you didn't mind.

The movie finally started. The wrestler hit your leg playfully out of excitement. She told you earlier that she has always wanted to see the movie on the big screen, "I was born too late," she would say.

As the movie went on, you finally realized that her hand was resting on your thigh, luckily under the blanket. Which wasn't any different than normal but what was different was that she was slowly moving it...up your leg.

"Baby," you whispered.

"What?" she whispered back teasingly.

"We're in pub-"

"The movie is loud and we're the only ones back here," her accent tingled in your ear as it sent chills down your spine.

She leaned over to start kissing on your neck, "c'mon baby," her whispering got more sensual as she talked.

"I thought you wanted to watch it on the big screen."

"Well, yes..." her hand was insanely close to your center now, "but you are much more intriguing." Her other hand reached to your chin and gently pulled you towards her. She glanced into your eyes then flicked her gaze down to your lips then back to your eyes, "be a good girl for me, yeah?"

You bit your lip trying to silence the whimper that was pushing its way out. Nodding your head in desperation, you scoot yourself closer to her wishing that the arm of the chair could fold up, but unfortunately it couldn't.

The movie played as her teasing went on. The more suspense in the movie, the more pressure she put on your center, and the more you struggled to keep yourself together. Every so often she would kiss your neck holding your face away from her for better access. Her tattooed hand massaged its way to your core as the people in front of you cowered in fear. The jump scare got closer and closer as her hand added more and more pressure.

"SHIT!" you screamed in arousal as the rest of the crowd screamed in fear at the jump.

She chuckled in your ear as the crowd died down and removed her hand, but only slightly.

Finally the movie ended, "get your ass in the car," she growled as she ripped the blanket away from the two of you. You quickly grabbed the half full drink, barely eaten popcorn and basically ran out to her big truck. She followed close behind you lazily folding the blanket.

Squirming all the way home, you jumped out of the car, dropped the popcorn and the drink on the counter and before you could make it to the bedroom-

"Uh uh, princess," as she caught you from behind, engulfing you in her big arms. She carried you back to the couch and threw you down.

You giggled as you plopped down.

"You did so well, my love," she kneeled in front of you landing her hands on the outside of your thighs.

You relaxed the muscles you didn't know you were holding tense. Letting out a long breath as you did, you let your head fall back, resting on the back of the couch. Your hands tangled themselves in her raven dark hair as she kissed along your thighs. Her hands toyed with your waistband, tugging on them hoping you get the hint.

Of course you did, but you loved the feeling of her teasing you, "not yet," you breathed.

"Correct answer," she grinned. She continued to kiss up your thighs and grazing her hands all over you. They trailed up to your sides, to your stomach, to your tits then finally back down to your legs. She slowly pushed them open causing her to kiss the inside of your thighs.

A small moan fell out of you as you readjusted yourself to move closer to the edge of the couch. You heard a faint giggle come from below you, sending a shock through you straight to your core.

Instead of tugging this time, Rhea purposely pulled harder on your waistband, silently telling you to lift your hips. So you did, allowing her to pull your pants off and thrown to the side as you helped.

"Look at you," she sat back holding your legs open staring at the arousal that soaked your underwear, "all for me?" she cooed.

"Mhmm," you whined, "please baby..."

"So desperate," she mocked. Her devilish smile dove back down to kiss on your now bare skin. Finally, after what seemed like forever, she trailed the kisses up to your core. Planting her soft lips right above where you need them most.

You shifted your hips closer to her but she backed away in perfect timing, "uh uh, you know the rules babygirl."

You sigh loudly, "hmph," as you drop your hands from her shoulders.

"Aw, a lil frustrated are we?"

"No," you lie.

"Right, so me doing this," she carefully grazed her thumb over your clit, "doesn't do anything?"

Your hips jerked as you grunted in frustration, "n-no."

"Right...and this?" she did the same motion but added slightly more pressure.

"Fuck," you said under your breath. You took a short but deep breath, "no," you growled.

"Uh huh," the devilish grin grew back. Her icy blue eyes flicked over your body, watching you writhe in front of her. It didn't take her long to figure out what to do next. She stood, then bent at her waist, placing a hand under your chin, lifting your head up to match her gaze. "Stand up," she whispered sternly.

You followed orders and stood as your legs shook, but only slightly. Her hand was on your chin the whole way up. She grabbed you more aggressively, then pulled you in for a long deep kiss before pushing you to the side. She took your seat, manspreading in front of you. You watched in awe as if she's never done this before. She draped her arms on the back cushions. Once more, her eyes danced over your body before she patted her thigh to tell you to sit down.

You followed her command and straddled her waist, resting your arms on her large shoulders.

"Hmm," she hummed in content, "I love making you like this."

"Like what?"

"Sooo... desperate," she trails a finger down your neck, to your chest, "sooo needy," the finger continues to the elastic of your underwear, playing with it.

"I can't help it," you moan at her touch.

"I know," she whispered in her husky voice. She grabbed your face with her free hand and pulled you in for a sloppy kiss, quickly followed by her other hand diving underneath the cotton and straight to where you needed her most.

You were moaning loudly at her touch, as she held your head in place, not letting you go. Her skilled hand was forming small circles on your clit. Your hands flew to her hair gripping at anything you can.

She finally lets go of her death grip, "that's it, baby," as she pushed some stray hairs out of your face before cupping your jaw.

"Holy fuck," you whined. Her hand was going full force now, giving everything you wanted. The pressure and pace was perfect. You didn't realize you were grinding on her hand until she placed her other hand on your ass helping you through it. You moaned and whined into her neck, resting your head on her shoulder.

"Look at me," she said quietly, but you didn't listen. She immediately stopped her working hand.

"No please don-"

"Then look at me," she said harsher.

So you did.

"Good girl," her eyes were dark and hungry. "Now, I can tell you're close," she slowly starts again, causing you to ache for a release, "I need you to look at me when you come...undone," her pace quickens a bit, "can you do that for me, love?"

"Mhm, yes, yes I can, y-yes," you pleaded hoping she would stop teasing.

"Good," finally, she quickens her pace and adds more pressure perfectly as her other hand supports your back.

You almost immediately drop your chin to your chest before picking it back up again. One of your hands grip onto to her neck and the other is braced on the back of the couch. Your breath becomes more shallow, your hips are moving back and forth quicker than you thought possible. Moans and whines continue spilling out of you. You rest your forehead on hers.

"Oh shit, Rhea," you were basically whimpering now.

"C'mon baby," her voice was deep but breathy.

The knot that had been forming in your stomach since before you left the theater finally snapped, "FUCK," you cried out, throwing your head back. Loud moans filled the room as you rode out your high on her hand, slowly calming down as she followed suit in slowing down her pace.

As you caught your breath, you laid your head on her shoulder. She took back her hand and wrapped her arms around you letting you rest.

You finally lifted your head, "you're so fucking hot when you're mean to me by the way."

"Yeah? Should I call you a slut next time then?" she giggled, half joking.

"God, yes," you groaned.

"Well, then," she easily picked you up and began carrying you, "let's see what happens when I do," as she took you to the bedroom.

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[anyasathenaeum]

Could I request the prompt: Knives going feral when the reader’s been hurt? Thanks so much!

A/N: OOOOOO this is my first request for Knives! I'm very excited for this one. *cracks knuckles* Okay, let's try this.

Warnings: Mention of violence, death, blood, Knives going feral, ending open to interpretation

The only thing Knives could process was a feeling of rage.

Pure, unaltered rage. How dare they think they could so much as look at you, let alone touch you, hurt you?

The moment Knives laid eyes on your crumpled form, bloodied and bruised, it was over.

All sense and careful calculations went out the window. Knives couldn't hear the screams of the people who had attacked you, their pleas for mercy and their cries of pain as they perished, nor did he care - the only thing he could hear was his blood rushing in his ears, pure hatred burning within him like an inferno, his eyes glued to your injured and unconscious self.

You hadn't even done anything. You'd been attacked and hurt simply because the humans didn't understand why you were siding with Knives. They saw you as a traitor to the human race.

"Filthy humans!" Knives roared viciously as he moved swiftly and without hesitation, cutting down every person he came across as he got nearer to where you lay, unmoving.

When Knives finally got to you, his heart twisted in his chest - you were even more badly hurt than he'd expected, a puddle of your own blood forming beneath you. You were breathing, albeit barely, and your skin was littered with bruises, scratches and cuts.

"(Y/N), wake up. Wake up, now," Knives commanded, kneeling down next to you. His tone was firm and cold and demanding, expecting you to follow his command as you so often did.

But this time, you didn't so much as twitch.

"(Y/N)," Knives repeated himself, and he tried his best to ignore the twinge of fear that coursed through him when you failed to react, "Enough. Get up this instant."

Yet again, nothing. Not a flicker of life from you, asides from your slow and shallow breaths.

It wasn't possible. You were not so badly hurt that you would perish... were you? Knives felt the fear building within him, alongside his hatred for the people who had done this to you. This would not be how he lost you. He would not lose you.

'I should have killed them slowly,' Knives thought angrily to himself, 'I should have made them suffer for touching (Y/N). I should have made them beg for mercy and shown them as much mercy as they showed (Y/N).'

"You will not die, (Y/N)," Knives growled as he collected you into his arms with a surprising amount of gentleness, immediately heading back to the lab to recruit Conrad's assistance in saving you.

"You do not have my permission to die, (Y/N), do you hear me?!"

[darealsaltysam]

MY ALTRVERSE COMIC ARRIVED AND I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

marvin's first scene being saving a bruce wayne rip-off is SO funny to me

i cant believe they made marvin british. hope he gets better soon

MARVIN'S HAIR TURNING GREEN WHEN HE USES MAGIC IS SO COOL ACTUALLY. and also it looks like he drew the electricity directly from his phone and the lamp behind him so i guess he cant produce it entirely on his own?

marvin is so sassy and tired(tm) i love him so much hes so me

THE TWINS. i like the twins. i cant wait to learn more about them

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I SAW THE IRIS LOGO ON THE DEAD GUY'S SLEEVE OOOOOO

i wonder if marvin and chase exist in the same universe or if anti is fucking with an iris facility in a completely separate universe cuz that is SO him. maybe hes breaking out of this one in marvin's world and then moving across to chase's??

going off of that i wonder if every ego has their own universe they exist in or if some of them share universes. it all depends if this comic is going with the idea that all the egos are different versions of one another, cuz then they cant rly share one world together. i think schneep (??? possibly) is in jackie's world but thats shown later so ill talk abt it when i get there

forget the twins i like the whole magic circle in general. i want MORE. i wanna know about marvin's mentor figure too. is he. is he the cat. did he turn into a cat. whats going on here

TOP OF THE MORNING COFFEE SPOTTED

idk what to say here i just like this shot a lot

okay now into the jackie section. the "doctor" they mention instantly made me think of schneep but that might just be me seeing what i want to see. i guess it could still apply that every alter has their own universe since what the doctor did was "felt across realities", so ??

the figure floating at the centre of the ripple. i got nothin. maybe its how anti was made?????

JACKIE BEING FROM BOSTON MAKES SOOOO MUCH SENSE LIKE ACTUALLY

he's so silly

the whole robot section. also so silly

jackie's whole side of the comic is just silliness ngl. marvin is over there investigating a body and then it cuts to jackie and he's just trying to deliver his uber eats on time

AND THEN SUDDENLY ZOMBIES????

bonus points for the godslap bad egg ads at the back of the comic cuz by god have i been considering getting them this might just convince me

to summarize. i love this comic i love everything about it thank u seán i cant wait for more <333 jackie and marvin have my entire heart and im so excited to see their stories play out

[greazyfloz]

“I am so horny right now” “It’s 3 in the morning, go to sleep” “Please” with Jack Hughes or Nolan moyle

Smut w/ Jack Hughes

Late Night

Tonight Jack slipped into bed late as he was just getting home from one of his away games. I was already asleep when I was awoken by his hands traveling up my legs, over my hips and waist where he left them on my boobs. He then traveled his hands under his shirt I was wearing and starting squeezing my boobs.

“Jaaaaaaack” I sleepily groan 

“What?” he says back and I turn into his arms so he can’t reach his hands up my shirt so easily. He then puts himself in a position so he could start sucking on my neck. He sucks and kisses my neck then kisses my jaw. 

“No Jack” I say and he lays back down beside me bringing me into his chest. I feel him hard on my thigh when he breaks the silence of the room.

“I am so horny right now” he says 

“It’s 3 in the morning, go to sleep”

“Please” Jack pleads and I sigh before saying “Fine”. An excited Jack rips the blankets off the bed then dives back in to make out with me. I kiss back as he reaches down to enter a finger inside of me. He pumps his finger in and out a couple times before adding another one. Once he has three in he stops making out with me and just watches me as I moan in pleasure by how his hands are making me feel.

Jack releases his fingers than bends down trailing kisses down my core to my pussy where he starts by flicking his tongue up and down on my clit. 

“oOooOo” I moan out as Jack begins to suck on my clit. He then entered his tongue inside of me and pumped it in and out before I said, “Let me suck your dick”. Jack got up then laid down on his back I sat beside him pumping his cock and bending down to make out with his before going down on him. Once I was facing his cock I gave it a kiss on the tip before licking from the base to the tip. I entered Jack inside my mouth and immediately earned a breathy moan.

“F-fuck Y/n. Such sweet sweet lips baby” he says as I begin to bobble my head back and forth on his cock. I pull away and cradle his hips as he reaches down to find my entrance with his cock. Once his cock is in position I sunk down. 

“Holy fuck” I moan out as I begin to bounce up and down on his cock. I stop bouncing and grind my hips earning some moans from Jack before he starts thrusting up hard inside of me. 

“Mmm i-i’m about t-to cum” he says 

“Cum in my mouth” I say and Jack immediately pulls out of me and stands up. I follow and get on my knees in front of him and jack grabs onto my hair as I put him inside of my mouth. He then starts fucking my face until he releases himself into my mouth. I swallow as he bends down to kiss me 

“Good girl” he says hoping back into bed

“Better now?” I say getting the blankets off the floor making my way to the other side

“Is that your way of asking for round 2?” Jack smirks watching me get on the bed

“No that is me asking if I can go to bed now” I say laughing as he brings me into his chest to cuddle

“I’m better now” he laughs along

[houseofperfecttaste]

Surprisex2

It was Rafe Cameron's birthday, the kook prince, the boy who had everything. You had bought him the new PS5 since it just came out, with two controllers, and you made him a custom one with your nudes on it. You also bought him gift cards to his favorite place and a signed golf ball from his favorite golfer. And this morning you added one more present to the list.......a baby. You sat on the bathroom floor holding the positive pregnancy test in your hand a small smile breaking onto your face. Luckily, you and Rafe talked about kids the other day and how you both want two. You guys have been together for 8 years and both of you are 24 now and ready. Rose had also been asking about grandchildren.

You were so excited to surprise him and he was out for breakfast with Topper and Kelce so you took the opportunity to go out and buy baby clothes and an 'I love my daddy' onesie. You arrived home quickly placing the clothes in a bag covering it with tissue paper and placing the pregnancy test in a card putting it in an envelope taping it to the bag. You placed it with his other gifts then you heard the house door close signaling he was home.

"Baby!" He cheered jogging up the stairs and opening the door to your shared bedroom smiling at your figure on the bed. "Happy birthday sweetie." You got up walking over to him wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing his lips. "Thank you, baby." He placed his hands on your ass pulling you closer and making you giggle. "How was breakfast with Top and Kelce?" You kissed his jaw and he tilted his head up letting you kiss down his neck. "Hm it was good missed my girlfriend though." He smiled his hands resting on your hips.

"I missed my boyfriend too." You kissed his lips playing with the hair on the nape of his neck. "Y'know what I was thinking?" He asked twirling a piece of your hair around his finger. You hummed tilting your head to the side and looking up at him. "I wanna make you my wife." He whispered leaning down to kiss your lips softly making you smile into the kiss. "I want you to be my husband." Your hands were running through his hair admiring all of his features. "I love you, Mrs. Cameron." He teased pecking your nose. "I love you more Mr. Cameron." You watched as he took his shoes off and laid in bed with his arms open. "Come give the birthday boy cuddles."

You jumped into bed next to him cuddling up next to him wrapping your arm around his torso as one of his arms wrapped around your waist, the other playing with your hair. "How many people are coming over later?" "About 30." He groaned turning to face you and pulling you into his chest resulting in your nose pressed against his chest not being able to breathe. You pulled away slightly rubbing his back. "I know baby but it'll be fun and I promise it'll the best birthday." "If it's not you owe me." He teased pinching your waist playfully. "Deal."

After a few minutes he fell asleep and you squirmed out of his tight grasp decorating the house for the party and baking about 70 cupcakes. It took you an hour and a half to decorate the house and you put your apron on before gathering all the ingredients for the cupcakes. While you were mixing the frosting you felt two strong arms wrap around your waist and a head placed on your shoulder. "What can I do to help?" "Nothing love, there's a golf tournament on go watch it." You smiled up at him it was his birthday you weren't going to let him do anything. "Oooooo can I lick the bowl?" He picked up the bowl containing leftover cupcake batter and you giggled at his childish behavior nodding. "Of course Rafey."

A few hours later people started arriving at your house for the party and you and Rafe were currently cornered in your kitchen stuck in a conversation with Rose. "So you two have been together a long time, when can I be expecting an engagement or baby?" She took a sip of her margarita and you and Rafe looked at each other neither of you knowing what to say. "Soon," Rafe smirked making you look at him questionably.

Once everyone left you and Rafe were sitting on your back porch your legs draped over his as his hand rubbed your thigh and you guys were talking about the party and everything people said or did. “This was the best birthday thank you baby.” He kissed your cheek and you smirked knowing it wasn’t over. “I have one more surprise for you.” You giddily jumped up going upstairs to retrieve the bag with the big surprise in it. You walked back outside looking down into the bag to make sure everything was all good. “Happy” You started dropping the bag when you looked up.

“Oh my god,” You gasped hands flying to cover your mouth as you saw Rafe on one knee in front of you an opened box in his hand with the most beautiful diamond ring. “Y/N Y/L/N I love you with my whole heart I knew you were the one since we were 16. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?” “Yes! Yes! Yes!” You cried kneeling in front of him grabbing his face and kissing him passionately both of you pulling away tears down both of your faces. He slipped the ring onto your finger kissing you again before grabbing your hands and standing up. “It’s beautiful Rafe, absolutely gorgeous." Your hand was extended in front of you your eyes fixated on the ring as you watched it shine.

"I'm glad you love it." He wrapped his arms around you from behind massaging your hips and kissing your neck.

"I love you." You tilted your head to the side giving his more access as your hand reached behind you to play with his hair.

"I love you more." He wiped the tears from your eyes kissing your cheeks. "Alright open your gift baby. Do the envelope first!" You cheered handing him the bag and he sat down on the patio chair pulling you down to sit on his leg. He took the envelope off the bag taking the card out and his eyes widened when seeing what was inside. "You're pregnant?" He looked at you with a dopey grin on his face as you nodded happily. "You're pregnant!" He exclaimed grabbing your face and bringing you in for a kiss and you felt tears hit your nose. You pulled away to see tears falling from his eyes placing his hand on your belly.

"You're gonna be a daddy."

"You're gonna be a mommy." He got on his knees lifting your shirt and placing kisses all over your stomach. "Hi, baby I'm your daddy. I love you so much already." He whispered making you giggle and smile knowing he was going to be the best father in the world.

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[b4byblu3z]

HELLOOOOO

Ok so I have read your stuff for Arthur and oooooo there is so much potential!!!

Ok so hear me out!

 Him and Knight darling and their forbidden romance that is a tiny bit one sided and by a tiny I mean fully.

Knight darling goes on the walks through the flower garden and accompany’s him as he studies and does tasks, but willing she would not be there.

As the years went by and they grew up together him becoming a noble prince and her a loyal and devoted knight his feelings got stronger.

One fateful night he requested her to his quarters and confessed how he has felt all these years.

Just imagine it!!!!

Arthur: “My knight I know that this may come as unexpected or crude but no longer can I hide what I feel for you. Not a waking second goes by that you are not in my thoughts. The way you hold yourself they way you are so deeply devoted and amazing at what you do. The way you talk to the other knights in the palace. The kindness you show when you think no one is watching. The excited gleam you get in your eye when you are able to do something you are deeply passionate about. What I am trying to say is that…I love you. I love you more than the moon and stars. If I had to choose I would gladly live the remainder of my existence in shrouded darkness so that I may be with you.”

As he was talking knight darling looked at him with a face of pity and it grew with each passing second that he talked. When he finished he stared her deeply in the eyes. She walked a bit closer to him staring at him directly her face was fully of sadness for the prince.

“Oh, your Highness. Please… don’t be foolish. What you are saying is simply impossible. You are a noble prince that is set to marry a noble woman. I am your knight that keeps you alive and safe. What you speak of is simply impossible to be blunt. We can never be together. Ever.”

Her eyes were fully devoid of the pity she once held as her face was solemn. Before he could say anything more she bid him farewell and left his room.

As she left Arthur had tears in his eyes but he did not make a single sound not like it would have mattered.

AHHH I’m sorry if this is too long!!! I just love forbidden romance!!!!! Feel free to ignore this!!!!!

Have a wonderful day/night!!!!!! 

OH??? MY?? GOD??? THAT'S BEAUTIFUL ?????

This ended up way longer than intended, but I hope you like it. Make sure you take care of yourself and have a wonderful day/night <3

The candles in the hall illuminated her face as she stood in the threshold of Arthur's chambers, partially cast in shadow from the seemingly endless night that fell over the kingdom.

"You requested my presence, my liege?"

It wasn't uncommon, the prince asking her to accompany him through monotonous routines. He quite enjoyed her company, even as she attempted to wriggle away back to her post or doing rounds of the palace.

"If you'll humor me for just moment more, I must speak with you urgently"

Arthur thought back to their time as children, the way she clumsily weided a sword much too big for her. He thought back to the first time she had been assigned to accompany him into town, the way she stuck by his side protectively (doing her job), watching for threats.

The way she had grown into a sharp young knight had fascinated him, though he could plainly see the excited child she once was when she got to talking about her favorite book or something interesting she had seen on her rounds that day.

"There is something about you, something I could not ignore even if I wished to. The gods above drawing us ever closer together. The way you go far above the rest of the guard to ensure our safety, the way you so quickly come to my side when requested, the way you speak with such light of your passions. I can no longer hide such feelings for you as they run deep to my core and through my bones. I wish for nothing but for you to rule by my side, to hold me in the coldest of nights. I'd follow you to the end of the world, give up my power if it meant pleasing you. I adore you, you're my light, the only hope in my cold, dark existence. I love you, my knight. I love you, I love you, I love you."

Her face falls, and she seems uneasy as she recalls all the times she gave up her work to humor him, abandoning her post to accompany him to the library or out into the market.

"Your Highness, forgive me for being blunt, but.."

She pauses, taking a deep breath as she debates how to cut the young prince loose.

"The notion that we may one day be betrothed is naive. You are the crown prince, the heir to the throne, and I am a commoner. Nothing more than the knight assigned to keep you safe. What would your fiance think? She's simply dizzy with affection for you that's plain to see. You're better off marrying her than courting me. It's not going to happen, I apologize for my harshness, but the relationship you speak of is simply impossible."

Arthur makes a strangled noise in the back of his throat but says nothing in protest as she turns away, casting the room in total darkness as the door falls shut behind her.

[laprimera]

ABOUT THE MUN - ooo I got tagged ooOooo

what made you pick up the current muse(s) you have?

fixation as soon as the second trailer with her reveal came? Like the little snippets that was known about the game already weaved a pretty intricate (and disproven lol) plot and personality.

Even after everything got debunked I still kept my original lore + now I live and love the idea her ideal, picturesque self is actually a front for how clutzy and forgetful she really is as a super busy champion who's passionate about her region.

is there anything you don’t like to write?

bad/sad unnecessary endings or forks in the road?? I know it's silly in context like "well stories arent all happy-" BUT THIS IS POKEMON AR PEE AND I PARTIALLY CONTROL THE NARATIVE AND I WANT MY PROTAGS TO GO THROUGH IT BUT COME OUT AT THE END GETTING EVERYTHING THEY WANT. IS IT SO BAD I DONT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN BITTER SADNESS EVEN IN A FANTASY MADE-UP SCENARIO? REALITY IS HELL AS IS I DONT WANNA BE SAD ALL DAY OVER INTERNET BARBIES, I HAVE BILLS AND TAXES TO DO.

so I make sure to plot with long term plot partners so we all get that character growth and exciting story with something good they can all take away in the end. No, the character doesnt have to die to prove a macab point. No the loving couple doesnt have to break up for some story twist. And thats what AU's are for if we're looking to explore something else so it's easy to separate from 👍

is there anything you really enjoy writing?

plot novellas 👀 I see a partner reply instantly to a plot thread and I jive for days on end until the next reply for real-- each one is a really juicy cliffhanger and a lot of them still haunt the back of my mind.

how do you come up with headcanons? 

most come with interactions or thoughts stemming from the game or story itself. Eventually they branch out and more ideas happen and a lot comes from looking at dash and bringing up some really interesting points!

do you write in silence or do you play music? 

Ambiance and music helps esp when silence is actually really distracting (thoughts wandering and what not-adhd be like that). The mood even influences the reply.

do you plan your replies or wing them?

planned for plot driven replies but ic bouts and simple replies are winged!

do you enjoy shipping? 

YES YES YES YES, though recently I have to be a little more careful about saying Im completely open to shipping on whim. At some points the plot involves the other person too much and it gets hard to move a story along esp with the nature of the rpc and the lifespan of interest in the muse/rpc (which is natural ofc!).

You're okay to show and express interest in shipping so we can take a direction with our muses interaction wise but I say it's not for certain until they develop some more long term. Who knows, maybe it was just a crush or a fling sort of thought :' 0

what’s your alias/name? 

Leche leche leche leche leche milk

age?

30

birthday? 

may!

favorite color?

red and greens

favorite song? 

Sugar, You by the Oh Honey has taken a lot of real-estate in my head lately--

last movie you watched?

I,,,havent watched a movie in a really long time Ill be honest OTL,, I dont have the attention span to sit down for more then twenty minutes if that.

last show you watched?

Aggretsuko final season! That,,,was awhile ago. See above oop--

last song you listened to?

Dont know the last song that played on my car radio 🤔

favorite food? 

spaghetti and meatballs and cereal < 3

favorite season?

spring 🌼

do you have a tumblr best friend?

ooh I dont want to make anyone feel left behind. My moots have a special place regardless of hobby or not <3

tagging: uh...

[natsglorifiedsimp]

Could I make a request where a few months after Natasha gets her daughter (5yo) back from the red room (bio daughter who she had in the red room) she decides to bring her daughter shopping to get new clothes, and when she turns around one second reader is gone.

She’s panicked and thinks the red room or Hydra top reader again

(While in reality we just mistook some other short redhead for Nat)

She looks all over the mall and eventually she finds us and we’re both crying at this point

Wrong redhead

A/n: I'm sorry this took long hehe but thank you for your request anon, here it is <3

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"Oooooo, we going shopping mama?" you squealed, jumping up and down in your tutu that she put on.

"Yes, honey. We are." she smiled, admiring both your giddiness and the outfit she put on. You looked absolutely adorable.

"Up, up!" you put your arms up and wiggle your fingers. She picked you up making sure your tutu wouldn't be in her arm's way.

While on the ride you managed to stay calm even though you were bubbling with excitement. This was your first time in a mall. It was also your first time having to witness different people interacting with each other aside from the team.

Your mother hasn't really taken you out since she got you back from the red room. She wanted to stay low for a while and to be careful in case the red room decided take you again.

Every day she was on high alert. No matter how much she thinks you are safe in the compound, she would still call F.R.I.D.A.Y every 30 minutes just to check up on you.

But today she decided she wanted to relax and give you a new environment that would help you socialize more. She wanted you to be a child and have fun.

---

You didn't know a mall could be this big. Bigger than Uncle Tony's closet. It was big BIG. You couldn't help but wonder how these people could walk around chasing errands when you know they would have sore feet afterward.

Your eyes were everywhere. Soaking all the different people and places you could see in the mall.

Natasha could see the happiness radiating from your eyes. She could tell it was a good thing she went shopping with you.

Natasha picked you up and led you to the clothing station so you guys could pick new outfits that you need. Cause your closet needs a little upgrade.

You started to wander around the stall and examined the clothes that were neatly folded.

"You can touch them, honey. You can get what you think is nice for you to wear." Natasha said, sensing your hesitation.

You looked up to your mom with doe eyes, still seeking her second approval and she nodded in response.

You immediately ran and picked the matching unicorn pajamas that you find cute earlier and picked them up. You also went and examined another set of cute ones and when you don't like it you neatly fold it back how you took it.

You took your time picking out what you liked and ended up picking 4 matching pajamas. Looking up you saw your mom walking to another station and you panicked and ran in her direction not wanting to be left behind.

You followed her around the clothing station and never picked up another set of clothes you wanted to cause you were afraid that she won't allow you to buy more than the 4 PJs you picked out.

Walking past another stall you saw a Black Widow shirt that your mom's face was in.

You tugged the redhead, "Mama! Look! It's you," you looked up to see a different short red-headed woman who was as confused as you.

"You're not mama," you said.

Before the girl could say anything you ran back to the way you were before you followed the girl. At your height and your age, you had a hard time looking for the stall you were in before you followed the wrong redhead. Everything to your point of view looks the same.

Meanwhile, your mom on the other hand was now distressed because you weren't in the place where she last saw you, which is just literally next stall from her.

She couldn't understand how she could miss you being taken or left when she could see you from her peripheral vision.

Her mind races from one idea to another. Maybe you just got lost or maybe you got taken by Hydra again and she will never see you back.

She lowered her head to every stall maybe you were just hiding somewhere. Maybe you thought you guys were playing hide and seek.

While speed walking and whipping her head everywhere she bumped into a redheaded woman and immediately said profanities of apologies.

"I'm really sorry but have you seen a kid? About this height, redheaded, and wearing a tutu?" Natasha asked.

"Are you her mom? She tugged my shirt earlier and thought I was you. I was about to help her but she ran away" the girl explained.

Natasha sighed in relief. That means you were still here just lost.

"Do you know which direction she ran?" she asked again.

After saying thank you to the girl she immediately sprang and looked for you.

"Y/n!" she whisper shouted. "Where are you?"

After scanning every stall for a good 20 minutes she finally saw you on a bench crying and fiddling with your fingers.

Natassha sighed in relief, "There you are"

"I was looking for you everywhere"

You whipped your head to the sound of your mom's voice and you immediately ran up to her and engage her in a hug.

You tighten your hold on her legs and cried. You didn't know how much new place and new people could be this overwhelming. And without your mama, you didn't know what to do in an unfamiliar place like this.

"I wanna go home" you sobbed. Natasha picked you up and gave you a good look.

"It's okay, y/n. I'm here" she ran her hands through your hair. "Next time make sure you're with mama okay?"

"Mhm," you mumbled. "Home" you sniffled.

"I know, baby. But we gotta pay for these and your PJs" she assured. You were still sobbing in her arms not wanting to let go of her after what happened.

"Is this just what you wanted?" she asked. She knew you'd be shy to ask for more.

Your mind immediately remembered the shirt that has your mom's face in it. "Can we buy mama hero shirt?" you asked in between sniffles.

"Mama hero shirt?" she furrowed her eyebrows not knowing what you meant.

"Mhm," you mumbled again.

"Oh, this one" Natasha chuckled seeing her face in a shirt.

"Can we buy that mama? Please?" all your tears were gone all of a sudden and you smiled giddily seeing the shirt in her hands.

"Anything else?"

"Ice cream"

[mrvlbimbo]

Okay but what if one day Eddie found his own PomPom. Like he comes home from Hellfire and it’s raining and before he gets inside he just hears the saddest scratchiest meow. And then he finds the scraggliest, roughest looking stray black cat, skinny, has a bit of it’s ear missing and maybe missing patches of fur.

And Eddie, sweet big-hearted Eddie, adopter of freshmen, falls in love with this weird looking cat. So Eddie tries to coax the little guy out, and this cat is at first not having it, and Eddie gets a few new scratches. But Eddie is patient, even while it’s pouring rain, and gives the little guy slices of lunchmeat while talking in the softest voice he can manage, and eventually the cat lets him pet him and pick him up and the rest is history...

I know he’d be more likely to name the cat after one of his favorite musicians, but I can’t get “PomPom and Patches” out of my head

I was already thinking abt them having another cat so I already had an idea about that so I kinda took this in my own direction sry

Picture this, Eddie is coming home from hellfire one night and he sees this glint of eyes flashing at him from the road infront of him.

He doesn’t know what kind of animal it is but he still slams on the brakes.

His van scares the cat off of the road and into a bush. Poor thing out there in the middle of the night, it was a cold one, his jacket doing nothing to shield him from the biting wind.

He rushed out of the car and tried to collect the cat but it wouldn’t budge.

His girlfriend’s house was only a few miles away so he drove there, the time was now much later into the night.

She was asleep by the time he got there, the night guard reluctantly letting him in.

“Babe wake up. Baaaaabe!”

“Eddsie whaat?” She slurred, rolling over in bed to meet his excited eyes staring her down.

“There’s a cat,” he briefly explains, getting her attention instantly.

“Oooooo where?” She stumbles out of bed, throwing on one of his jackets over her nightgown and slipping on a pair of bunny slippers.

“About a mile away. Get in the car I’m gonna grab some lunch meat for it.”

Much to his dismay, even with the lunch meat the cat is not interested in him.

“Eddie. Baby. I’m cold.” She had left the car to seek the heat of his body, snaking her arms around him and cuddling against his back.

It was her soft voice that finally lured the cat out, bounding out of the bush and rubbing itself on her uncovered ankles.

“Hey little buddy,” she cooed, scooping the cat into her arms and cradling it against her chest.

“How do you do that?” He scoffs, slinging an arm around her shoulder and leading her back to the car.

The cat clings to her for the foreseeable future, only comfortable when she’s holding it in some way.

And then it comes to the subject of naming the cat.

That cat would have like 15 names bc they never can decide on one lmao

Eddie starts with naming the cat after one of his fav band members

But then he brings the name up to his gf and she’s like “No eddie that’s a girl cat” (she can tell by the shape of her face, girl cats have a different shape)

Also yeah random funfact abt our fav bimbo, she knows a lot abt cats

She decides she wants to name the cat Kit Kat bc she’s a cat and she’s a dark brown color like chocolate.

She’s very very skittish at first like she only lets Eddie and his gf hold her or pet her

But she’s not mean by any stretch. And she’s spoiled as hell, eating a diet of mainly salmon and cream.

When they first got her she was skinny and her fur was messy but after a few weeks she’s starting to look much better.

This is what I imagine her looking like <3

[pedrito-friskito]

Ask for Friday Night Fever.

Matt Murdock x Reader

“If we get caught I’m blaming you” and Matt telling you to stay quiet.

Pretty please cus my mind is going places thinking about Matt covering reader’s mouth with his hand as he………☺️

oooooo nonnie I hope u enjoy this one

put in the kitten and the devil universe cuz I got BIG plans for those two and I truly cannot get enough of them

here we GOOOOO

🔥friday night fever!🔥

You’re standing in Matt’s office. Not just the office of Nelson and Murdock, but Matt’s office itself. It’s early in the day, the waiting area mostly empty, save for Karen sitting behind her desk in the middle of the room and an elderly woman waiting to see Foggy. And Foggy, who’s standing in his office with Matt, apparently not realizing that his voice carries.

“I just wanna know, Matt,” he’s saying, and you lean against the doorway of Matt’s office, crossing your arms over your chest. “How do you always manage to find the most drop-dead gorgeous girls in this city, huh? Honestly, you gotta let me in on the secret, man.”

Matt’s out of sight, tucked behind Foggy’s door, but you hear him clear as day, along with the grin in his voice. “She found me, actually,” he says, and your bottom lip slips between your teeth. “It’s a long story.”

“Well, I expect the director’s cut, you hear me?”

You giggle, and Matt steps into view again. “I hear you. Can I go now?”

Foggy gestures dramatically, and Matt brushes past his partner, the grin on his face widening as he crosses the room to you, letting his hand drag across the edge of Karen’s desk as he goes. It’s a show, you know, a practiced ploy to make it look like he’s as blind as he’s supposed to be, that he doesn’t have killer senses that could lead him around regardless.

His palm settles into the small of your back a moment later, and Karen puts her hand over her mouth when you wink at her.

Matt closes the door, flicking the blinds on the door window closed as you move to rest against the edge of his desk. “So, you’re my eleven o’clock?”

“Haven’t seen you in a while,” you quip, pushing a hand through your hair. “This seemed like the easiest way.”

“I’ve had a busy week.” His head cocks to the side. “So, this is a social call?” His jaw tightens, voice going low. “You’re not in any…real trouble?”

“Purely social, Matty,” you drawl, pushing off the desk until you’re stood right in front of him. “Lock the door.”

It’s been a few months, since the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen saved your life, since he nursed you back to health in his bed and made you cum so hard you could have sworn Matt Murdock was put on this earth solely to make you feel good. You no longer tiptoe around each other — in fact, he’d all but dragged you back to his apartment after you crossed paths on the rooftops again — and it’s still new between you, exciting, adrenaline scorching through your veins at the mere thought of him, the memory of his skin on yours.

So yes, maybe when you said social, you meant horny, and when you said haven’t seen you in a while, you meant I can’t stop thinking about you and if I don’t get a taste of you soon, I might actually go crazy.

Matt’s nose twitches as you reach out, hooking your fingers around his tie. “You’re hurt.”

Damn his ridiculous sense of smell. You don’t bother playing coy, grabbing his hand and letting it graze up your leg, the skirt of your dress bunching around his wrist as his fingers skim the outside of your thigh. He hisses when he finds the thick bandage, probably dotted with blood. “Knife wound,” you say, your voice gone soft, eyes darting towards the window of his office, where the blinds are still cracked open. You can see Foggy standing at Karen’s desk, talking animatedly. Matt gets a little closer to you, his other hand finding your hip and his breath fanning over your throat. “My stitches are getting neater.”

“Good girl,” he says softly, and your mouth drops open. “Just like I taught you.”

You pull away from him suddenly, sucking down a breath and heading for the window, closing the blinds until you can’t see the waiting area on the other side. Matt flicks on the light on his desk, sinks into his chair, spins slowly towards you.

“Bit obvious, don’t you think?”

“The walls are soundproof,” you throw back, taking a slow step towards him, “aren’t they?”

Matt scoffs a laugh. “Not exactly.”

You slide onto his desk, hiking your skirt around your hips, then reach for his hands, tugging on his wrists until both palms curl around your thighs. In a flash, he’s standing, looming over you, and your head falls back as he lowers his face towards yours. One hand moves inward, fingers teasing along the sensitive skin between your legs, glancing over the seam of you. “You missed me,” he whispers, pressing a soft kiss to the hinge of your jaw, “didn’t you?”

Your breath hitches a little, gasping quietly as he presses harder to where you’re growing wetter with every moment that passes. “I-I did.”

“Then I trust you’ll be a good kitten and stay quiet for me,” his voice is even softer now, just barely audible as his mouth moves towards your ear. “Won’t you?”

You wait for his hand to close around the top of your throat, fingers and thumb pressed to the spaces below your ears. Then you nod, and a devilish smile tugs at his lips.

“That’s my girl,” he continues, nipping at your earlobe. “Just know, if we get caught, I’m blaming you.” His hand angles up towards the band of your underwear, snapping the elastic against your skin beneath your skirt. You’re holding onto the edge of the desk for dear life. “Pretty kitten, showing up here all hot and bothered. I could smell you the moment you walked in here, you know that?”

Instinctively, your legs spread wider, trying to accommodate his body as he pushes closer to you, fingers in your underwear now, moving down and through your folds. You chew your lip so hard you’re worried you’ll draw blood, inhaling deeply as his other hand presses against the small of your back, pushing you towards the very edge of the desk. There’s a bit of shuffling, a pile of papers tipping off the desk, but Matt pays them no mind, more preoccupied with yanking your underwear down your legs and undoing his belt, freeing himself.

It’s hurried, the way he lifts your knee until your thigh rests on his hip, the way he drags the tip of his cock through your drenched folds. You have to stifle the moan that slips between your teeth as he starts to press into you, jaw dropping open when he’s fully seated inside. It’s quick and it’s intense, his hips instantly picking up a punishing pace that makes stars burst behind your eyelids.

He nips at your jaw when you moan again, and this time, his hand covers your mouth, fingers curling around your cheek, palm pressed beneath your chin. “Quiet, kitten,” he whispers. “Don’t want this to end yet, do you?”

Your eyes flutter and you shake your head violently, twisting in his grasp. The next roll of his hips is painfully slow, dragging along every nerve that exists inside you, and the orgasm hits you like a freight train, mouth dropping open with no sound, hands fisting in Matt’s suit jacket, holding on for dear life as you cum. He’s not far behind you, forehead pressing into the curve of your neck, hips stuttering as he paints your insides with that familiar warmth. His movements turn slow, one palm running the length of your leg, curving around your knee and caressing your calf.

“What do you say,” he breathes against your skin, pressing a soft kiss against your pulse as he pulls his hand from your mouth, “I come over to your place tonight? Takeout and good conversation, maybe we have a second round of this where we don’t have to be quiet.”

“Matt Murdock, are you asking me on a date?” you ask, grinning as he pulls his head out of your throat, eyes shining in the dim lamplight.

The corner of his mouth quirks. “That depends — are you saying yes?”

“Kiss me first.”

He does, mouth lowering to yours quickly, catching your bottom lip and then your top one, the kiss slower than his initial movement. He tastes like coffee and toothpaste, along with that increasingly familiar taste of Matt that you’re growing more and more addicted to. The tip of his tongue slips past your teeth, glancing against the roof of your mouth, and you whimper, drawing your hands up his arms and into his hair.

When he pulls back, you’re both smiling. You peck him lightly, once on the mouth, another on his cheek. “See you at eight, Matty.”

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[christopher-bangnaldoskzz]

BIRTHDAY SEX- SEUNGMIN

Seungmin x Reader

Word count: 2.2k

Sum: your rich boyfriend takes you home for his birthday weekend and thing get a little hott in his childhood bedroom.

Tigger warning: COCK RING, unprotected Sex, Fingering, cock play and some more disgusting shit If you are not 18 please do not read!!

Note: this one was really fun, I hope you like reading this as much as I loved writing it. 

NEXT

"Min, you have no idea how excited I am…. I get to see the house you grew up in…. omg, I hope your mum shows me all your cute baby photos," you squeal as you pack your suitcase.

"Oh god, I hope she doesn't" Seungmin was packing the other side of the suitcase. You found it adorable that he wanted to share things with you.

 "Oh babe…did you want me to pack your face stuff?" He said, walking into the bathroom.

 "Oh yes, please" he comes out shortly after and hands you the stuff over your shoulder. "I hope your family will like me" this was going to be a big birthday celebration for Seungmin this year. His mother invited everyone she knew.

 "Hey…. stop it. My family will love you…. just like I do" he kissed your cheek.

 You had only been with Seungmin for four months but had previously met his sister, with whom you seemed to get along.

 Seungmin realises you've gone quiet and stops packing. "Y/N you, okay?" He moved his body, so he was now leaning into your face.

 "Huh? Yeah, I'm just nervous" you smile, starting to pack the clothes again. Seungmin grabs your cheeks with one hand and squashes them together, marking your lips pout. He places a soft peck on them. You close your eyes as he does Seungmin's way of easing your anxiety about everything and anything. He smiles "don't be nervous…. I've got you, okay?"

 Even though it had only been four months, it felt like a lifetime you had been with him. He was indeed your soulmate.

 ……….

 You arrive at this beautiful Manson on the outskirts of the soul. "Seungmin, you didn't tell me you are rich."

 "I'm not. My parents are" he picked the suitcase up and carried it to the top of the entranceway. Seungmin rings the doorbell, and a man in a black suit answers, "Norman, long time no see" Seungmin hugs him.

 "Seungmin, welcome home, sir….and who might this stunning young lady be" Norman smiled as he opened the door wider.

 "This beautiful young girl is my girlfriend, Y/N", he smiled.

 "Well, a pleasure to meet you, Y/N…. I'm Norman Mr Kim's butler." He put out his hand for you to shake, and you return the gesture.

 "I will let your mother know you are here" Seungmin takes your hand in one hand and the suitcase in the other.

 "Tell them I'll be down in a minute. I'm just putting our stuff in my old room" he leads you up to his childhood bedroom with the biggest grin.

 "This is it", he smiles as he opens up to an enormous bedroom you've never seen—a massive king-sized bed with floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the city of Seoul.

 "Seungmin, this is beautiful" your eyes

 glisten in the moonlight. "You want to know something," he said as he kissed behind your ear.

 "What's that?" You blush as his arms wrap around you.

 "You are the first girl that's ever been in this room" he continues to kiss down your ear and to your neck.

 "Oooooo, I feel special" he pulls back and spins you around to face him, "let's go…. the quicker we say hello to my parents, the quicker I can bring you back up here and undress you", his cheeky little grin gets you every time.

 ……

 You both walked down to the kitchen, where Seungmin introduced you to his mother, helping the chef cook. "Hey mum", Seungmin interrupts. She spins around in shock.

 "You here…. you came" she wraps her arms around him. He pays her back. You are standing behind him, so you smile when she opens her eyes.

 "You must be Y/N" she lets go of Seungmin and hugs you next, squeezing you tight.

 "It's so nice to meet you," you said as you hugged her back.

 "Seungmin, why didn't you tell me Y/N was coming," she said, pulling away from you and turning back to Seungmin.

 "I meant to. I'm sorry," he said, rubbing the back of his neck.

 “Come sit, let’s eat…. Seungmin, your father will be here soon” she points to the table where Seungmin pulls your chair out.

“Thank you” Seungmin leans down and smiles

“You are very welcome, my love” he kisses you softly when the kitchen door opens, and Seungmin shoots straight.

“Dad”, you see Seungmin body stiffen, almost like he was scared.

“Seungmin, good to see you’ve finally come home” he slaps Seungmin’s shoulders, squeezing them.

……

Late Seungmin’s sister arrived.

“Ari, hi, omg”, you get up and hug her

“Hi y/n, so glad you're here” she squeezed you in excitement.

“Come come, let’s have dinner.”

…….

You are all having a lovely dinner when Seungmin’s dad says, “so does this mean you’ll be joining the family business” Seungmin’s mum aggressively puts down her cutlery.

“You can’t go one day without bringing this up, can you,” she said, grinding her teeth.

“I’ll repeat it…..I’m happy where I am” Seungmin didn’t seem fazed by the tension.

“When will you stop this stupid Bobbie of yours” his father dug the knife deeper.

“Why can’t you just accept I’m happy” Seungmin squeezes his hands into a fist.

“When are you going to wake up from this fantasy you live in” Seungmin stand and pushes his chair back, storming off up the stairs and down the hall.

“Please excuse me” you smile as you follow Seungmin down the hall and into his room.

Seungmin is lying on his side on the bed.

“Hey…hey…look at me” you pull Seungmin’s face rolling him onto his back. You reposition yourself on the bed.

“What your dad said to you…. It’s so far from true, Min” you caress his face leading him to shed a tear. He leaned into your head as you cupped his face.

“Why can’t he just accept me” he curls into your chest, shoving his face into your breasts.

“You know what would make me feel better” was what you could make out as he sounded muffled.

You pull him up to meet your face by his hair. “What is that?” You smile. He leaps on you pushing your head down into the pillow.

“This”, he dives in, his lips moving with yours as his hand hovers over your underwear.

“Seungmin….we can’t do this at your parent's house” you try to get him off you.

“No one can hear us”, he smirked.

“How do you know….I’m the first girl you’ve ever had in here” you look at him while you rephrase the comment he made before.

“You are,” he said confidently, “but everyone is on the other side of this big house.” He starts to kiss your chest.

“Seungmin, your deflecting,” you said, doing nothing to stop him. He pulled up your shirt, revealing your stomach. Slowly and softly kissing round your stomach, raising your shirt as he worked his way up.

“Seungmin, we need to discuss this…..you can’t just defect and hope I forget about it” again, you do nothing to stop him from lifting your shirt over your head and throwing it to the floor.

“Can we talk after” he doesn’t give you the time to answer before he slides his hand down your pants.

You moan softly. Seungmin then takes that as an invite to run his index finger along your slit.

“Fine, Seungmin, you win….we will talk after” you bite your bottom lip. Seungmin starts sliding his index finger into your pussy.

“You are always so tight for me, baby”, as he starts to play with your clit.

“Ahhhhh Seungmin”, you moan, causing him to grunt at the sound of you calling his name. This made him harder than he had ever been.

“I’m gonna make you scream my name”, he grunts in your ear. You pull him into your body and start kissing behind his ear.

“You can try,” you say cheekily. Well, Seungmin took that as a challenge.

He inserted his fingers inside you and started to move his fingers, rubbing your G-spot. He uses his thumb to stimulate your clit. “Oh, Seungmin”, you moan.

He chuckled “see. You're already moaning my name” he smirked and pulled his fingers out of you.

You were so wet, and Seungmin had barely even started. Hell, your pants were still on.

He rolls over and brings you with him “ride me” he begins to raise his leg into your crotch while slowly gliding your hips back and forth.

Your clit is now rubbing against your clothes, causing you to move closer to your high.

“Seungmin, I’m gonna come”, you say as you press harder into his thigh.

“So soon, baby”, he pouts. You continue to grind on his leg until you feel your legs start to shake and this warm sensation rise in your body.

“F-fuck”, you grunt as you jolt from the intense orgasm.

“Now, let the fun begin,” he said, laying you down on the bed.

“Seungmin…Let's stop. We are going to get a court,” you said as he hovered over you again.

“Well, it’s my birthday”, he frowns. How could you say no to him on his birthday?

“Seungmin”, you frown back. Are you sure we're going to put up a fight tho?

“All I need is 15 minutes” he kissed under your chin and down your jugular.

“Seungmin,” you say in a stern voice.

“The next time you say my name Y/n it better be because I made you come again” he kneels in between your legs and starts to undo the buttons. Seungmin slid your pants off and down your legs, throwing your shorts across his room.

“Let’s see where to begin” he clicks his tongue while stroking his cock through his pants.

“Wait…I bought you a gift” you forgot that a couple of weeks back, you went into the sex shop and bought a vibrating cock, right. You get excited and get off the bed to your bag. You bought Seungmin a couple of gifts; this was the gag gift. You weren’t sure if he would want to use it, so you purchased him another gift in case this one didn’t go down well.

You turn around, and Seungmin is on the bed naked cock hard with his hand behind his head. “Is that a cock ring” he smirks. You grin from ear to ear “put it on” you heard it’s supposed to make them more sensitive and can even make them last longer. The thought of Seungmin being able to last even longer than he already does you shiver with excitement.

You practically skip over to the bed “ allow me”, Seungmin nods and grips the old bed Frame behind him. “Wait, babe, you have any lube” dumb question. You are in Seungmin’s child's bedroom. He had confused you. He used to wank 3 -4 times a day.

“Dumb question….fourth draw”, he laughed and pointed.

“Thanks” you grabbed the tube out and lubbers up the cock ring. Rolling it down his penis.

“Fuck”, he moaned, and he bit his bottom lip.

You make sure you crawl up his body and place a kiss on his lips. “So let’s get started then” you pull your undies off and sit down on the base of his shaft.

“Fuck, it feels so good already”, he cries outs. Your tech for the tiny button at the back turns on the vibrations “fuck, what Is that” he flicks his head back as you start to ride the shaft of his penis. The pulses send shivers up your spine.

“Baby, you are so fucken hot….let me take this off you,” he says, moving your freshly curled hair to the side and sliding down your back to unclip your bra. Seungmin was a boob man. He loved to suck and play with your tits during sex. You giggle as Seungmin’s face lights up as he pulls your bra down. “I missed you girls,” he said as he latched on, starting to suck and squeeze your Brest into his mouth. Seungmin rolls you over and is now on top and in control. “Can I uhh” you always found it so cute how Seungmin would ask for permission to enter you.

“Yes,” you say as you line his penis up with your entrance. He slides in easy as you are so aroused.

“Fuck”, you moan as the vibrating cock rings your clit.

“How does it feel,” you say as he pounds into you. He grunts Seungmin was usually so vocal during sex.

“You?….or the cock ring?” He had both arms lifting him, stopping his body from crushing you.

“Both”, you giggle.

“Fucking amazing”, he replied and bent down to kiss you, his hips starting to grind into your, causing the tip of the cock ring to hit your clit.

“Good because we don’t have much more time,” you say, pushing him deeper. Your vagina starts pulsing, casing Seungmin to thrust harder.

“I’m am so close, baby” can Bailey get the words out. You start to buck and grind your hips against his thrusts, causing you to cum.

“M-min”, you cry as you pulse around his cock.

“Y-Y/N, I’m cumming, god”, he cries out probably too loud, and he helps you ride out your highs. He pulls out and lies down on the bed, exhausted.

“Let’s get this off you” you roll over and take the cock ring off.

“You know I love you, right,” Seungmin said. You were shocked because even though you knew he did, he had never really said it to you.

“I love you” you kissed his swollen lips and curled up to spoon him.

[mrfartpowered]

Uhhhh from @evilspiritweek (it won't let me send an ask froma side blog rip) any favorite au? This could be one you found or one you've made up :o

OOOOOO OMG WHAT A FUN QUESTION :OO ty queen evilspiritweek HEHE

my buddy @cunningweiner is currently developing a post-show AU, and he’s posted a couple arts of it so far — the prom fits one is the most recent I think, but there’s a Howard post coming soon (👀👀👀) that has me absolutely going FERAL. I love Howard so so much and I weep at his lost potential. I mean just IMAGINE what he could’ve become if only the show had gotten more seasons 😩😭 and Lize feels much the same as I do abt the lost potential of the show in general…the klub members, Theresa, McFist, all of it!! and it’s honestly such a fun time exploring what could’ve been if we got to see Randy n the gang grow up. Howard also happens to a BANGIN upgrade 🦅 that I won’t spoil but I am SOOOO excited for Lize to post

@thesoundofmadness has a BEAUTIFULLY painful post-high school AU involving a Randy who got mindwiped, but not Howard. Levander makes a return (BAND AUs !!!!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN) and befriends Randy, there’s sooo much weinerham angst, and just. SCREAM I love the story of that AU

I’m allllso especially ill abt @maganbee ‘s Prince Howard AU…that blog, I think, is long dead and they never did Too much w the idea ☹️ The basic premise was that Howard was royalty, but still very much Howard, and would make just like…exceptionally selfish decrees all the time that were accidentally political genius moves. Randy was his right hand man ofc and yknow. Shenanigans :3 I am not nearly funny enough to write for it but if I was I’d be ALL over it 😭😭

AND. finally. I have to look more into it but from what I gather there used to be a general AU within the fandom where Viceroy was, for some reason, in close contact w baby!randy & howie ??? I do not understand the context for it but every art I’ve seen for it is just darling 😭 and I LOVED when they got to interact w Viceroy, I wish we got to see more of their dynamic in the show bc it was honestly fucking peak

[secondgenerationnerd]

Pretty good answers :) got some more if that’s ok?

1: who’s the strongest & weakest in omega?

2: how long have they been a team?

3: for Christmas, what’s the best gift they ever gotten?

4: who puts the Star on top of the tree when with their own families?

5: what’s their favorite Christmas movies?

6: what’s their favorite thing to do during the winter?

Ooooo

1. In terms of powers, Jon’s strongest and Lian/Damian weakest.

Interms of ABILITY I’d actually put Jon at the weakest. I think he relies on his powers too much to make up for any lack of skill, compared to Damian or Lian, who are able to keep up with their powered friends, or Mar’i, who was raised around the Batfam and can fight with or without her powers.

In terms of intelligence, the twins at the top with a combined IQ of 386. Colin is only at the bottom compared to the others, but don’t let that fool you. He’s the smartest when it comes to knowing the streets.

Basically, they’re all the best in one area and the weakest in another.

2. They formed when Lian (the oldest) was 13, and Mar’i (the Youngest) was almost 12, so factor that in when reading any of my fics

3. Oooooo

Milagro—Mar’i met her fashion idol at a gala (wearing one of Milagro’s designs) and managed to get her a summer internship with her. Milagro kissed Mar’i in her excitement 😂

Irey/Jai—light sabers. Like the really high tech ones. They’ll wear their Hanboks and act like they’re in a KDrama

Colin—first year they were a team, all their parents planned a surprise for him. His teammates got him fun presents, but the parents? The parents helped him get his friends nice presents, then got him furniture and clothes that were all brand new. Just for him. He hugged each of them and kept crying because he wasn’t expecting the love.

Damian—A little before Christmas (I made his birthday the same as mine, December 10th) but his favorite gift was adoption papers from Selina

Lian—Singing with her dad, after getting a new song book and guitar. It made her feel really safe and close with him

Jon— a copy of his favorite Ma Recipes. She wrote them each by hand for him and gave it with a kiss

Mar’i—she found Kor’i’s old stocking the first year on earth. Dick hung it up and, on Christmas morning, it was filled with all Kor’i’s favorite things….including the perfume she always wore. Mar’i was so excited

4. Ooo colin is always invited to everyone house and has turned into Abuse to put the star on a tree

Mar’i, again first year, didn’t fully understand when they said “Star goes on top” so she flew to the top. Usually it switches up every year between all the bat kids. Damian helps Bruce set up and light the menorah

Milagro usually puts the star on top, with Jaime lifting her.

Lian and Roy absolutely, without a question in my mind, fire an arrow into the ceiling with the star hanging over the tree

Irey and Jai also switch up

For Jon’s family, it’s usually Ma

5. Every year, without fail, they watch Klaus on Netflix. Omega also has one day they turn in Hallmark movies and just….exist.

6. Oooo depends.

Milagro (Texas girl through and through) despises the cold. She spends most her days inside knitting or embroidering. Damian is usually with her if he’s not training. He also learned to knit thanks to her and they enjoy just watching telanovelas together.

Mar’i is fascinated by the snow so she’s usually out and about. Jon takes her ice skating every year (which she’s awful at but he’s actually really good)

The twins, Lian, and Colin? Out side having snowball fights.

There has been a snowball fight amongst all omega while their families were around. Full powers, complete chaos, and the most fun they’ve ever had

[thotsforvillainrights]

OOOOOO THE BOX IS OPEN!

And I love the Christmas prompts!!

Can I have prompt #11:l; "This is the first time I've felt right at home." With overhaul or chrono? 🥰🥰🥰

(This would've been the perfect prompt to pair Kai with but I decided to do Chrono since he hasn't gotten much love lately. Either way, I'm excited!)

~Hari Kurono Prompt #11~

Ding!

The oven alerted you it was time to get off the couch and end your relaxation session early as the bread you were making was finished baking for tonight. "Oh, I got it. You can stay there." Hari quickly passed you to retrieve the bread from the oven. You smiled and watched from the back of the couch as he carefully removed it, took off his oven mit, and turned the stove off for tonight. He had just begun to wash the dishes for the 3rd time today when you stopped him and waved him over to the couch. "Yeah?" He asked confused. You smiled and grabbed the ends of his hoodie, forcing him to sit next to you on the couch. He mindlessly placed his head onto your lap and you quickly took the chance to carefully play in his hair. "What's your deal today?" You asked after a moment of silence. He didn't reply so you continued to talk. "I mean, this is our first Christmas together and you've been working nonstop since the morning started. I thought Christmas eve would be a little bit more romantic than this." You teased him and he sighed. "S-sorry Y/N. I was just trying to help a little was all. I guess I have been taking over here a lot today huh?" He moved so the back of his head was in your lap and you looked down at him to make eye contact. "I don't have a lot of memories of my family. One of the few things I remember is helping out my mom for the holidays before I lost her. I would take on the grunt of the chores because I knew each year she was getting sicker and sicker. One year she was just...gone. Even though I blocked most of that out, I was still old enough to understand she wasn't going to be coming back ever. Since then, this is the first time I've felt right at home." He admitted with a small smile. You wiped a tear he didn't even know escaped from his eye before leaning down to share a gentle kiss with him. "I love you Hari Kurono. Let's just take a break and make a few new memories for you okay?" He nodded and nuzzled himself comfortably into you before relaxing for the first time all day.

[helluvashitposter]

This is the first time I'm gonna get in on reviewing the new Helluva boss episode because this was the one I was most excited for! But before I do that, I'm saying it now:

I saw a lot of negative reviews were focused around the Ozzie texts between Stolas and Blitzo and well...I'm sorry guys but my main focus is on THIS MAN RIGHT HERE

So without further a dooooooooo...

I honestly enjoyed Striker in this episode! I love seeing a wackier side of him and not just edgy edge lord, low voice, "I'm gonna eat your kids" through the whole episode. I understand why some people were super disappointed in him not being as threatening as he was in the first episode, but hey. This is a cartoon about dumb demons and sex, I try not to take it too seriously already! (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

(I also wanna say this now, I was also one of the people taken back by the change in voice actors, but I ain't even gonna let that bother me too much: I know folks like Norman are gonna be mighty expensive or too busy to keep around. As sad as it is, if I can get used to Stolas new voice, I can do the same for this one as long as it means more Strike!)

Speaking of Striker, the main criticism I keep seeing is that he was too egotistical, and because of that statue everyone is just saying he was another Chaz. But I honestly don't get this one?

Striker was ALWAYS just as entitled and self centered in the first episode: Did we forget this man literally made a song all about how awesome he is (That didn't even rhyme) And his speech to Blitz where he talked about how he was above the imps? The statue seems pretty in character for him! Striker has always sucked his own dick, maybe it was a little overzealous but definitely not enough for me to say he was just a full blown Chaz!

Plus, that man still took his job pretty damn serious! Never once was Striker incompetent or a dumbass in this episode. He knew his mission and he was damn malicious about, I mean if you gonna try to tell me this man wasn't just as bloodthirsty as he was last time-

This man has never once hesitated to hurt anyone who gets in his way or just for the fun of it and I think it still shows greatly here!

All and all, I have to disagree with everyone saying his character was "ruined" or "too Chaz like" Striker definitely did not spend the episode going on and on about how his dick is the biggest or how everyone wants to fuck him like Chaz would. (R.i.p Chaz, I love you sweetie!) As left field as the statue was, it definitely didn't steal from the fact that this man was once again determined to finish his job. Which got taken away from him by Stella at the last minute, which he was super bummed about, but he does get paid extra soooo! 🎉🎉🎉

(Full disclaimer: I didn't really care for the Stella part of the episode, I do like the voice actor for snowy owl though. But overall they really were just there...it's really hard to say anything about it other than the fact that she didn't want Stolas killed sooooo (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠))

Now for the big stuff: The pacing.

I have to say...I do have to agree with everyone when they say the pacing was all over the place. I have to admit: With all the trailers that we were getting, I was expecting this bad boy to be long as hell! At least a good 25 to 30 minutes because we were getting all kinds of things! But man...

Even though the little vet visit was funny, and I am a huge fan of that cute lil goat doctor, it did take away from the actual tension. I came here for badass Striker! And not to mention M&M barely got time to shine as well! The pacing really was just:

BOOM! STRIKER KIDNAPPED STOLAS--

Loona scared of vet 🥺

BAM! MOXXIE AND MILLIE ARE GONNA TAKE ON STRIKER BY THEMSELVES, OOOOOO POWER COUPLE--

Blitz and Karen yell at each other 🤬

RAAAAAH, STRIKER STABBY STOLAS, MILLIE AND MOXXIE CRASH THROUGH ROOF THOUGH, IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST EPIC FIGHT--

Loona got her shot 😊

I feel like we totally got robbed on a much more epic fight and some shades thrown from M&M and Striker, especially when it was a highlight of the trailer! These two being able to properly settle a score with Striker would have really made for such an amazing tension scene since they were the main ones who were affected by him in the first episode. LIKE GUYS, LET MOX AND MILL SHINE WHEN BLITZO ISN'T AROUND, I BEG YOU! THEY'RE AMAZING TOO!! 😭

I will stand by everyone when they say: WE NEED MORE MILLIE DAMNIT!

The ending with Stolas definitely tugged at my heart strings, I won't lie! But again, I'm not here for the Stolitz angst, I was just here to see Strikey boy. WHO DIDN'T DIE, SO YES! TAKE THAT TWITTER!!! MY BOY GETS TO HUNT ANOTHER DAY, AND NOT ONCE DID HE GET HIT BY A TRAIN, IN FACT HE APPARENTLY LOVES THEM SO HA!!

All and all, I will say Harvest moon was peek Striker. It's gonna be hard to ever top that, Norman Striker will forever be missed! But at the end of the day, I did enjoy seeing my favorite cowboy again, and there's apparently some more lore behind him as well that we'll hopefully get to see in the later seasons. I'm just glad I can easily sleep tonight knowing that he wasn't just killed off in the second episode we get him in! 🙏

So it was a good time all around! Especially watching it with my favorite person 💕