#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SCIENCE GODS

[romanticize-until-you-drop]

I love you differential equations I love you torques I love you LaTeX I love you optimization I love you free body diagrams I love you derivatives I love you redox and solubility I love you kinematics I love you Newton’s third law I love you antiderivatives I love you impulse and momentum and conservation of energy

[bluestonewings]

ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Don't worry, they're into that.

(Want to know if this ancient sea god of destruction gets more belly paps? Or perhaps...a kiss? Find out in Tiger Tiger!)

[teaboot]

Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

[slavhew]

do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?

prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS

[meloartist]

"i simply do not see it. i am looking away"

[awesomecooperlove]

LIES, LIES, LIES ENDLESS LIES… TIME TO WAKE UP HUMANITY

👩🏼‍🔬🤥👨🏻‍🔬

[mobius-m-mobius]

JOHN SIMM on The One Show (03.04.2025)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#UM SEND HELP!!!!

[killedbythegroove]

[alexxuun]

Oh. So they ARE trying to kill me with this event. I’m so attracted to them it’s a little bit insane…

[im-trying-guys]

Listen you can dislike any ship you want but please don’t come out here saying sonadow is a proship please tell me y’all know what cryosleep is

[onlyzhuyilong]

Happy 37th Birthday to the one & only Mister. Zhu YiLong - the multi-award winning film actor and producer extraordinaire who breaks records at the box office with his tremendous performances and stories. 🎂🎬 朱一龙生日快乐

[crimeronan]

Character: you are literally have a rash and fever right now

Nova: no I don't 💛 and if you keep saying untrue things I'm going to have you committed 💛

LMAO. U DON'T KNOW HOW #REAL THIS IS....

one of my backstory notes is that nova has only been able to stomach extended time in the earth temple Once (when devin was very, very, very ill). this is obviously unfair given how much time devin has spent in NOVA'S place of power under duress, but it's also understandable, like. earth magic makes nova sick. Completely Reasonable not to want to be in a place that feels like radiation poisoning.

but there's also something So Tragically Funny about, like.....

nova, whose gaslight gatekeep girlboss powers are basically switched off in devin's domain: ugh, i feel SO awful. i'm clammy and shivering and my face feels like it's on fire..... also my lower back hurts.... also i lowkey feel like i'm giving birth but i'm for sure not pregnant....??

cosmas: ....have you had your creatinine levels checked recently?? your kidneys might be, uh--

nova: what?? why??

cosmas: well. given the malar rash--

nova: What. no. you're insane. i feel bad rn because devin's magic SUCKSSSS. it sucks SO BAAAD. why am i even letting you fix my spouse you're CLEARLY not very good at your job. what are you even TALKING about. i'm GOD. i don't need KIDNEYS!!

cosmas, a person with healing magic, completely unswayed by this, and also completely unwilling to unpack Any of that: ....all right. well. best of luck. i'm gonna go back to saving your spouse now.

[beartusks]

is this anything (i am met not even by the company of chirping crickets)

[accio-victuuri]

CHILDREN’S DAY CANDIES. 🍭🍬

let’s call this part one of today’s cpns cause i’m waiting for xzs side to share stuff and knowing that LOZ just wrapped, we might get something on that too. but i can’t wait to scream about these! good turtles really got the sweets for today!

let the two cute babies invite you in… ⬇️⬇️⬇️

to those who have no idea what this holiday is about, then this might help you.

starting off the day with yibo’s audi ad. he really remains unbothered despite all the chaos, it’s business as usual on his side. and that is the reality of his life: it goes on. no matter what happens or who try to bring him down. he will continue to shine ✨ the story for the ad was so interesting, it was so nice to see him “cooking” and it’s giving me flashbacks to his other efforts. this is more of me as a cpf thinking about how yibo could also be making an effort on his own to cook, even if it’s not elaborate dishes. the fandom loves to paint xz as the “wife” who does the cooking but maybe yibo does too? and that grocery scene? AAHHHHHHH! domestic yizhan is my weakness. so while they walk into a store all dressed up like that, the thought makes me somft. considering there is a possibility too that they will be in the same city soon 🙏🏼

then xzs reposted menghai’s anniversary post which some are saying is unusual for them but who knows. WHAT GETS ME THO IS THE CAPTION. the fuck.

WHO FAMOUSLY SAID THIS? to the point that it became a tagline for the fandom. Yibo. Yibo during all the drama that happened during Hidden Blade’s showing:

WYB: like what the director & that audience said, a movie can create a lot of thoughts but u still need to continue with ur life. for Wuming, i hope we can exchange sincerity with sincerity. we made this movie with our heart, so we sincerely hope that people will like the movie.

I’m not sure if this is some usual line or saying in 🇨🇳 with some literary relevance but the fact that it is associated with WYB gets me! XZS is known to do really good captions but using this? after all that happened with magnolia noms? i think it is not a coincidence. this feels like an indirect message. i am positive that they really intend to wish menghai a happy anniversary but the hidden meaning is not lost on me.

not only that…. they seem to match yibo-official’s caption too.

The wind blowing in the wilderness // The wind galloping in the wilderness 🍃

the wind. in the mainland, WOF title is called Wind Chaser. i can understand it from YBO’s perspective and why that was included. but XZS? another coincidence????

and the caption for YBO had a paper plane which is a symbol that we associate with them 🫶🏼 ( i have a post for this but i cannot find it lol. if someone here does, please comment. )

and as for the drawing, it’s very common for cpf to think that xz made it. not saying that ybo has no team of his own that can do it for him, but more of this is xz’s love language. making art for the person he adores. the fact that the t-shirt chibi yibo was wearing is inspired by that video of him dancing in 2011 was a nice touch.

the cartoon was supposed to be based on the photo which was from the olympics performance rehearsal — but to make it fit the Children’s Day theme, that was added. it is made by someone who loves him!

not to mention some other details that stood out to us. i bet you can analyze each in every composition of it and make a cpf analysis but these are the interesting bits:

but i’m more partial to that pig nose on the shoes! hahahahaha! when fans tease yibo, he becomes a pig instead of a lion/panther and this cheeky addition i feel like can only be added by someone close to him. a person who can get away with it 😂😂😂

the photo used had him with the green/pink shoes! plus the video shared, THAT HAT! ( i linked part 3 of my cpn post in but parts 1&2 are there for those who are not familiar or want a refresher) ! he is showing off again! can’t blame him tho.

sources: one / two / three / four

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