#Poker Night 3

[herasoufleeart]

So... I've been thinking about Poker Night at the Inventory 3...

[subukunojess]

Poker Night 3 Imagines

A Normal PN3 Cast: Underrated and/or popular beloved characters from various sources of media

My Version: Consists of Tumblr Sexymonsters. Nearly all of them.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Can we eat the lesbians that came in second place?

NO.

THERES NO ACTUAL REASON I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT

[alaraxia]

terrifying armor poker night every other thursday at the stepverse rec center (bring your own deck). Featuring Akrasia, Venator @capricule, Heartbreak @dogueteeth, and Shiver @pffpth.

Mind the claws.

[theinventory]

Ash (and the other guys if they wanna respond) what do you think of this silly picture i made of you :D

Um, it's very pretty I guess? Thanks

- Ash

Well, they made it just for you Ash, so it's a special git from them :)

- Sam

I know that, what's with the pink background and the sparkles for?

- Ash

It makes you a fucking pretty princess, that's what it's for.

- Max

A what?

- Ash

A princess! You know, like Princess Diana! You know her right?

- Claptrap

Yes, I know that, but still

- Ash

Just accept it Ash.

- Brock

Alright, fine.

- Ash

What the hell is happening?

- The Player

It's better if you don't question it.

- GLaDOS

( Hope this works, I just used the characters from the second game so I can save the characters from the first game for a future ask - Mod)

( Also, Ash slays in that look, he looks so pretty with the bow ^^ - Mod)

[stagefoureddiediaz]

When I said I identified a lot with Buck, I didn’t ever think it would include being hit by lightning, but here we are 😳😬🤷🏻‍♀️

Unfortunately I don’t seem to have gained mathematical superpowers though!!!

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Fun fact

This guy

Shares a voice actor with this guy

[llama911refugee]

Watch as our newest Sub Eddie Diaz, pays all that he owes, after losing everything during poker night.

[wild-saber1337]

POKER NIGHT AND DEPRESSION (Artist: Dr_Mice_) on Twitter

[sambadeamigosgato]

Hrm....oomfies are making sam and max au where agent 8 and agent 4 take the freelance police's places...

. . .

Would you guys like a fuzzified ash au

[luxysspaceadventure]

poker night 2 claptrap my beloved...

[creature-feature-creature]

GLaDOS from Portal :}

GLaDOS FROM PORTAL

CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS! seriously, play the game.

from an anon I'm naming jimmy

Design; 9/10 - Augh I don't know what exactly about her design I like, but she's just- COOL. Like big robot lady!! So cool!! I don't know if this counts as design but her voice actor Ellen Mclain did an AMAZING JOB!! Her voice is so cool, especially at the ending when she gets like evil evil :). And the song at the end??? I literally didn't even know that was from portal until I did the research for this and I've listened to it for actual YEARS.

Purpose/Character (yes I'm renaming this part); 10/10 - okay so my only actual experience with GLaDOS so far has been poker night at the inventory + the things I read for research. I loved her in those games and I've heard she was a PHENOMENAL character in the portal franchise. If I do her injustice I'm this part, I'm sorry.

So I didn't really care about spoilers this time because I was accidently spoiled for portal a while ago. GLaDOS being the tutorial character and slowly getting more sinister throughout the game until she is revealed to be the villain is just a really cool plot twist that I enjoy! Also apparently she was a human who was mistreated by scientists and turned into a robot and then she killed them all with a neurotoxin??? AUGH I love cool backstories like that!! She just seems such a genuinely amazing character and I'm sad I haven't played the games yet! I listened to her voice lines for this and it sounds like she pulled off being the tutorial character and the villain at the same time?? I cannot describe this but the feeling I get when reading a well rounded and well written character is just like- A!! They make me so happy!!

Overall; 10/10 - side effects of reading this post may include losing your teeth and/or sanity.

[frenchfrywrites]

Emeto stuffff

I had a dream that asmo was sucking dick and I guess there was too much in his mouth cause he ended up throwing up and there was the person's cum like with it? (I just woke up it's hard to explain fjdjsjsm) but I remember dream me was really into it

ohohoho I loveee thiss. Poor pretty Asmo getting caught off guard by you cumming down his throat and throwing it back up.. his pink, swollen lips all slick with pre and spit and whatever remnants of puked up cum are left over.. he's so totally going to bitch about not being able to swallow your cum, and will have you back down his used, sore throat in no time

[mrdeedeedoo]

poker night at the garage

[theinventory]

Claptrap, why are you so annoying? Like...I genuinely want to punch you in the face. You really gotta shut up for once.

Also Ash...can I go out on a date with you....please?

Am I really that annoying? I mean really? People seem to always think I'm annoying for the way I talk, and it really doesn't make sense, people just don't seem to like me because all I do is try to help or try to give instructions, and-

- Claptrap

Calm it down Flapsnap, Jesus Christ. And um, weird question to be asking, but I guess so? Unless the date doesn't include anything stressful like dealing with Deadites, I'm in.

- Ash

( Good to see you here Incineroar :D Hope this isn't anywhere near weird to you 😅 - Mod)