#Puerto rican hats

[puertoricanpride]

The Qualitative and Perfect Range of Puerto Rico Apparel

[rocketsockit]

VIVA ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION!!!

[samwise1548]

Based off of a personal experience I had earlier last week. Sometimes I forget Christian holidays exist despite them being treated as the most important thing ever by the majority here. And I think Jon would do the same thing (I'm projecting).

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[ID: A Magnus Archives comic featuring Timothy Stoker, Sasha James, and Jonathan Sims.

Tim is a light brown skinned, Puerto Rican man with bleached bangs, short brown hair and a mustache. He's wearing a light blue Hawaiian shirt with sharks on it that are each wearing a red Santa hat that matches the one on his own head. He's also wearing a green boa with bells around his neck.

Sasha is an black British woman with dreadlocks that are all bleached at the ends and yellow glasses. She's wearing antlers on her head, and a white and red knit sweater.

Jon is a brown man with short black and grey hair and rectangular glasses and a mustache. He's wearing a two piece navy blue suit, over a white shirt and black tie. He's holding a brown satchel.

Panel one) Tim and Sasha are waving goodbye to Jon as they leave. Tim says "'night, Jon. Happy holidays!" Sasha says "Don't stay too late. And have a happy holiday!" Jon, off to the side is in the middle of equipping his satchel.

Panel two) A close up of Jon and he finishes putting the satchels strap over his shoulder. He watches his colleagues leave off screen. There is a visual sound effect of the door closing.

Panel three) Jon let's go of his satchel and thinks to himself with a slightly confused and awkward ecpression, "Wait... What holiday is it this time?"

\End ID]

[lunannex]

Kaveh as a classical Persian dancer. Some notes about this below:

First of all, I want to point out that all of this is based on research and I’m not Persian myself (I’m Puerto Rican). It’s not 100% accurate but I tried to gather as much information as I could.

From what I read, historic performances of male dancers were common until the end of the Qajar Dynasty and beyond. Male dancers were viewed negatively due to the Iranian world’s perception of masculinity. It implied effeminacy and could even lead to disinheritance. Because of that, male dancers were (and still are) considered individuals who failed to realize idealized gender roles. As far as clothing goes, a lot of them tended to wear ambiguous clothing that had male and female elements to it.

The Qajar Dynasty had a lot of influence on the current form of Persian classical dance (that’s why it’s sometimes called Qajar Dance, and it got coined as “court dance” during that time too). I wanted to mostly base Kaveh’s outfit on fashion from that era, while still keeping elements of his in-game design. Anyway, onto the actual design!

Dancers usually use henna to draw attention to their hands and feet as they carry out movements.

Ghungroos: the anklets are used to highlight their rhythm and footwork

Jewelry: same as ghungroos, things like earrings, necklaces and bracelets were used to emphasize movementss

Khussa: during the Qajar Dynasty, many people would use those shoes with upturned toes because of how comfortable and convenient they are. They can be seen in a number of historical paintings.

Headpiece: Usually, dancers would wear something similar to a tiara or a small decorated hat with a feather at the front. The outfit is meant to be very ornate looking with bright colors to stand out and draw attention on stage.

The reason I didn’t make the skirt longer was due to a picture I found of a group of classical dancers where the male dancers seemed to wear them at knee-length.

To close this off: fuck the orientalism in this fandom.

Here you can find some of my sources

[aesthetic-bbyg]

hey, can i request a tom x puerto rican female reader? Kinda similar to the chola one but it's in new york instead of la🤭omgggg. It can be any era idm sjensjsj

AY, BENDITO ~ TOM K.

Tom Kaulitz x reader

In which a determined Tom won’t stop till you accept his offer to take you out.

Nattie speaks: Yayayaya!! Im excited to write this bc I literally love Puerto Ricans sm like y’all are real ones ong🙏. Keep the request coming in bc I def wanna start writing more on here!

YOU NEARLY GROANED AS you saw the boy approach, your friend, Daniela, giggled from beside you just watching in amusement. Nearly everyday, Tom Kaulitz managed to find you and ask you the same question.

“You free tonight?” His German accent so alluring yet you knew you couldn’t, and you wouldn’t. Yes, you will admit that Tom was a very attractive boy, you liked him a lot, but you also knew the type of person he was. It seemed as though every girl you talked to had at least one interaction with the Kaulitz boy that ended in sex. “Come on, just one date and it’ll be worth it.”

You glared, turning back to the line and waiting for your lime flavored piragua, choosing to ignore him. You weren’t sure why he decided that picking you as the main victim of his pestering was good idea but each day it annoyed you more. There we’re even some where you nearly gave in and excepted his offer but ultimately walked away before the words could leave your mouth. Was the piragua guy purposely taking long to shave the ice or was it just you? The mix between the heat of New York and Tom’s blabbing in your ear made the tone feel slow.

“Enough!” You snapped, turning to face the boy who was listing off reasons as to why taking you to Señor Guzman’s pizza place would be the perfect first date for the two of you. “I already told you that I’m not interested in going out with you.”

You could hear your friend snickering beside you, “Ay bendito.” She was just observing and sipping the cool cherry flavored syrup from her cup. (Poor boy)

Tom only smirked, adjusting his hat and backing away with his hands up in defense. “Okay, okay, I hear you, I will come back tomorrow.”

You sighed heavily as he walked away, “Don’t come back at all!” You yelled, but he didn’t turn around or do anything to acknowledge your words, based on his past actions you knew he would be back.

“Aquí está.” The tan man gave you the piragua in a small plastic cup, the shaved ice soaked in a lime-flavored syrup. Your demeanor immediately changed, a frustrated scowl turning into a soft grin with just one sip. You dig through your shorts, handing some bills before walking off. (Here you go)

“At this point, it’d be better to accept his date then reject it, Amiga.” Daniela spoke up, giving you a knowing look as she shoved some of the ice in her mouth, letting it melt on her tongue.

“No quiero, Dani, to give him the satisfaction of taking out another girl would be like hell to me.” You argued back, “He just doesn’t take a hint, and everyday he comes and bothers me about something.” (I don’t want to)

“If you really about it.” Daniela began making you roll your eyes. “I’m starting to think that he really likes you and isn’t just playing around to get in your pants.”

You turned to her with furrowed brows, “What do you mean, it Tom fucking Kaulitz, of course he’s gon’ something involving.”

“When’s the last time you heard of him hooking up with someone?” Daniela asked, watching a a you shrugged your shoulders. “Exactly, and don’t you think that it’s strange how Tom is constantly flirting with you, only you.”

“I think it’s very strange, and annoying, ya me tiene esta los cielos, Dani.” You huffed, stopping as you arrived in front of her apartment building. (he has me up to the sky)

“Just take a moment and think, he totally got a thing for you because he’s putting in actual effort, not just shooting out some lame pick up lines.” Your friend tossed her cup into a nearby garbage bin before climbing up the steps. “He likes you, and I know you like him.”

You processed her words as you made it back to your own home, the refreshing snack cleared up your mind from its previous annoyed state. It made you frustrated, how could it be that a player was suddenly wanting to get with you of all people. For as long as you could remember, Tom would always flirt with you, it gave you a string of hope before he ended up in another girls room that same day. If the reason why you became so cold, more brutal with your rejections then before.

Walking into the house, your auntie and mom were in the kitchen, they could already sense the annoyance radiating off you. “Nena, que tú tiene?” Your auntie questioned, raising her thinly drawn eyebrow at you. “And don’t bullshit me.” (Girl, what is wrong?)

“María!” Your mother scolded towards her sister, “Don’t be using those groserías in front of my daughter.” You walked into the kitchen, jumping onto the counter as you watched your mother cut up some chicken. (Bad words)

“You know Tom K, el aleman te la esquina?” You began, getting the attention of both of the woman. (The German from the corner)

“El que tiene un hermano emo?” You auntie asked, placing a hand on her hip. (the one that has an emo brother?)

“Titi.” You warned as she threw her hands up in defense, “Bueno, pues, he’s been asking me out for the past five months.”

Your mother let out a dramatic gasp, stopping her motions and looking at you, “Cinco meses? Y qué carajo todavía haces aquí?” (five months? And what the hell are you still doing here?)

You groaned, throwing your head back, “No salir con el, mama, he’s a player, I’ve been sayin’ no each time.” Your tía grinned, clapping your hands. (I don’t want to go out with him)

“Mira, no mas!” She squealed, shaking your shoulders proudly, “Mi nenita ya tiene todo los hombres a sus pies.” (Well, well, my little girl already had all the men at her feet)

“Ay, no titi, no quiero salir con el, qué pasa si no mas me trata como otra.” You frowned, feeling your mom place a comforting hand on your shoulder. (I don’t want to go out with him, what happens if he just treats my like any other?)

“If he does anything.” She threateningly raised the knife that she was chopping up vegetables with. “You just come to me.”

“Mhmm.” You tía hummed in agreement, “Just gimme that address and you won’t have to worry about it.” Her serious face was then replaced by a bright smile. “Pero, you should totally go out with him.” (But)

“Dani was sayin something about how he might be interested since he’s been trying to hard, and just earlier when I was getting Piragua from Señor Rodríguez he came up to me.” The two woman listened intently, “He asked me out again and I said no, and when he said he’ll come back tomorrow I said he should never.”

The woman in front of you winced, “Ay, bendito.” They said in unison, making your frown even deeper. Maybe you were too harsh. (Poor boy)

“But since he’s so adamant on me, saying yes then he probably does have some interest. Well, that’s what Dani thinks.”

“Mira, nena.” Your tía placed her tan hands on your shoulders, “Back in my day, yo traía todos los hombres, tu mama era una virgencita.” (Listen, girl. I had all the men, your mom was a virgen)

“Ey!” Your mother slapped your tias arm angrily, making your scrunch your face up. “I was just waiting to find the right hombre.” (Man)

“Pero esperaste unos mil años.” The woman turned back to you, “As I was sayin’, no matter how much a man tried to be all playa’ by sleeping around with women and shit, the thing that’s gonna touch his heart is when a woman cares. So the next time he comes up to you and ask you out, you say yes when you go on your first date, show him that you’re interested.” (But you waited some thousand years)

You sighed heavily, “I’m nervous.”

“Why? Because you’ve been crushing on him since you were a kid?” Your mother questioned, tossing all the ingredients she’d been cutting up into a boiling pot of water. You eyes widened, mouth opening to say something before shutting itself up. “No crees que no te visto, te gusta, and I know it.” (Don’t think I haven’t seen you, you like him)

You hop of the counter and head into your room, you pick up the small phone that was sitting on your bed, clicking in Daniela’s phone number. In just a few rings the girl picked up with her usual chirpy voice. “Wassup, Amiga?”

“Dani, I’m gonna say yes the next time Tom asks me out.” You spit out quickly, not wasting a second to pause in between words. It was nearly inaudible but Dani still registered every syllable instantly.

“No way!” She squealed, “No me chingas amiga!” (Don’t fuck with me, bestie!)

“I’m bein’ for real.” You smiled slightly at her excitement, fiddling with the gold necklace nervously. “The next time he comes up to me, I’ll say yes.”

“WHERE THE HELL IS HE?” You asked anxiously, eyes looking around to see if he’d magically pop up. The day had nearly reached an end, the sun beginning to lower itself into the horizon while you and Dani had walked around the area multiples times. By this time, Tom would’ve already walked up to you, gripping his baggy pants, a shit eating grin on his face, German-laced accent speaking the same words that you usually rejected, it almost became a routine.

But today you hadn’t seen him, it begun to make you nervous and ask the sun disappeared and the street lights flickered on, you sighed sadly. Never did you think you’d be so sad about not being pestered by Tom, in fact, you wished for a day like this. Now that you have it, you realize how boring the day has been, not hearing him or his corny pickup lines made it feel like a puzzle piece was missing.

“It’s okay.” Daniela rubbed a soothing hand up and down your back, “Maybe tomorrow, he could be busy with his band.”

“But he said he’d be back.” You frowned deeply, shoulders slumping, feet dragging on the pavement as you walked back home. You did the usual, dropped of Daniela first, her right hug lingering longer then usual before you walked the next few blocks to your own home. Just as you stepped on the steps that lead up to your front door a repetitive shuffle caught your attention.

“Hey, gorgeous.” Tom held flowers in one hand, the other one timidly waving at you. You’d never that you’d be so happy to see him, a smile would’ve taken over your features but you held back. Keeping a straight face as he held out the roses. “I got these..for you.”

Your eyes widened, taking the flowers and blushing. “Thank you, how’d you know these were my favorite?”

“You told me.” He smiled softly, it made your heart flutter and stomach twist into knots. “And, uh..I wanted to ask you, again, if you’d wanna go out with me?” He fiddled with the bands around his wrist, expecting the usual words of no and a slammed door in his face, but you have a warm smile instead.

“Yeah, I’m free on Friday.” You tried to hold the eye contact but his eyes practically hypnotized you, you stared down the roses, a shy smile on your lips. “I’m sorry for being mean on the past times.”

Tom chuckled, demeanor shifting from an laid back player to a timid lover boy who was stupidly excited that his crush finally said yes. “It’s okay gorgeous.”

An awkward beat of silence engulfed the air before you leaned forward, pecking his cheek and watching as the red blush creeped up onto his face. “I’ll see you Friday then.” You mumbled, hand gripping the door handle and pushing it open. You looked towards the boy one last time, “Bye Tom.”

“Bye, gorgeous.”

I hate using y/n if y’all couldn’t alr tell by the amount of pet-names I have in all my fics. 😭 I tried my best to capture the Puerto Rican culture but as someone who isn’t really familiar, I don’t really know if I did all that good. Apologies if there was some errors in some areas!! either way I enjoyed writing this fic and loved the idea!! Ik it got corny at the end but pls ignore that.

hehehe

[log6]

updated list of demographics I will be making sweeping generalizations about:

bisexual men. Something is going on there. something nefarious

gay men. I feel like this one explains itself.

bisexual women. playing games all the time

egyptians. The least serious african nation.

puerto ricans. I was born with this hate in my bones I can't explain it... I think they are all possessed or something. Could benefit from a cleansing ritual.

Jamaicans if I can stop getting in months-long romantic trysts with them

men who wear bucket hats. Genuinely passé. Death penalty warranted at this point.

[anonymouspuzzler]

while i've been recovering from my semester i treated myself to making some Updated Ref Sheets for my Special Little Trio! and here they are!! new and improved buck, davey and minnie for your viewing pleasure. there's been a lot of little tweaks and changes to their designs since I first concepted them a year ago...!!

[Full image IDs/descriptions under the cut!]

[Image 1 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Buck. He is a middle-aged white man with a barrel-chested, slightly pudgy build, big nose, thick mustache, and mostly-balding hairstyle with a single tuft of hair on the top of his head. The sheet shows Buck standing with one hand held out in a neutral pose and expression. There are three versions drawn: one with him wearing dark green boxer-briefs; one with him wearing a dark green turtleneck, khaki pants, ashy brown boots, and a pair of goggles on top of his head; and one with the same outfit, plus brown gloves and a tan jacket with many pockets and the collar popped, and the goggles now down over his eyes to reveal orange lenses. To the right are detail shots of his head in profile, with his mouth open, and without a mustache. A color guide runs along the top of the page. Written in the bottom right is "BUCK AKA THE INVINCIBLE BULKHEAD. He/Him, Gay, White American (Greek & Scottish Descent), Late 40's." End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Davey. He is a middle-aged Black man with a lanky build, amputated right arm, diagonal scar across his face, long eyelashes, large ears, thin mustache, thick eyebrows and curly hair in a ponytail. The sheet shows Davey standing with one hand held out in a neutral pose and expression. There are three versions drawn: one with him in just boxers; one with him wearing denim overalls, a tool belt, brown boots, and a pilot-esque helmet with goggles on top; and one with the same outfit, plus a brown glove, goggles down on his eyes to reveal yellow-orange lenses, and a massive prosthetic arm made out of cobbled-together junk, such as a blender, car muffler and toaster. To the right are detail shots of his hair down, face in profile, and the prosthetic from another angle. A color guide runs along the top of the page. Written in the top right is "DAVEY AKA DYNAMO. He/Him, bisexual, Afro-Puerto Rican, mid-late 40's." End ID.]

[Image 3 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Minnie. She is a young white girl with a stocky build, freckles, buck teeth, and long red hair in braided pigtails. The sheet shows Minnie standing with one hand held out in a neutral pose and expression. There are three versions drawn: one with her in a pale yellow tank top and purple shorts; one with her wearing a school uniform-style white blouse, pleated gold-yellow skirt, high socks and tan mary jane shoes, with a pale yellow sweater tied around her shoulders and tan fingerless gloves; and one with the same outfit plus a brown shoulder bag, goggles with yellow-orange lenses, and big brown boots with contraptions, including bear trap soles and bottle rockets strapped to the sides. Above are detail shots of her hair down, from the back, her face in profile, plus a color guide. Written in the middle-right is "MINERVA (MINNIE) AKA LAST NERVE. She/her, Lesbian (yet to realize), White American (Greek, Scottish & French descent), Newly 13". End ID.]

[Image 4 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Buck. He is a middle-aged white man with a barrel-chested, slightly pudgy build, big nose, thick mustache, and mostly-balding hairstyle with a single tuft of hair on the top of his head. The sheet shows four alternate outfits for Buck: first, pajamas consisting of a white t-shirt that reaches to his navel, dark green lounge pants, and red pull-on slippers. Second, an unzipped leather jacket over a grey hoodie, with jeans, black converse-style sneakers, and a black beanie hat. Third, a lime green tank top with an auto shop logo, jorts, sandals, a red-orange bandanna, and red-orange sweatbands on both wrists. Finally, a "formal" look with a forest green, plaid button-up t-shirt, khaki pants, red socks, and black heeled dress shoes, plus a watch on his left wrist. End ID.]

[Image 5 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Davey. He is a middle-aged Black man with a lanky build, amputated right arm, diagonal scar across his face, long eyelashes, large ears, thin mustache, thick eyebrows and curly hair in a ponytail. The sheet shows five alternate outfits for Davey: first, pajamas/loungewear consisting of baggy grey sweatpants and blue slippers, with no shirt. Second, a baggy blue tank top, black shorts with white stripes down the sides, and sandals. Third, a "formal" look with a light blue button-up t-shirt, a red-orange bolo tie, pale yellow dress pants with a belt, dark blue socks, and dark brown dress shoes. Fourth, a pale yellow blouse with a flower pattern and wide, ruffled collar, skinny jeans, and brown boots. Finally, a baggy forest-green turtleneck (which appears to be one of Buck's) with the right arm tied off, skinny jeans, and blue slippers. End ID.]

[Image 6 ID: A digitally drawn reference sheet of Puzz's OC, Minnie. She is a young white girl with a stocky build, freckles, buck teeth, and long red hair in braided pigtails. The sheet shows five alternate outfits for Minnie: first, pajamas consisting of an oversized purple "VILLAIN CON '97" t-shirt with a skull logo, and dark green plaid shorts. Second, a version of her usual "school uniform" outfit, but with her pale yellow sweater being worn instead of tied around her shoulders. Third, a "punk" look with a grey t-shirt featuring "THE SKULL!" in flames, over a long sleeved black-and-white striped shirt, black pleated skirt with chains hanging off each side and safety pins on the hem, black tights, red socks, and black boots. Fourth, denim overalls over a short-sleeved pale yellow sweater and brown boots. Finally, a "formal" look consisting of a sleeveless pale yellow dress with a tan, semi-translucent section between neck and upper chest, and black dress shoes. End ID.]

[Image 7 ID: Two drawings of Davey, Buck, and Minnie lined up together, to showcase their size/height relation to each other. Davey is the tallest, with the top of Buck's head reaching about to his chin, and Minnie in turn reaching to just below Buck's shoulders. The first drawing shows them in their "usual" outfits - Davey in overalls with no prosthetic, Buck in his turtleneck with no jacket, and Minnie in her school uniform. The second shows them in their "villain" getups - all three with their goggles on, Davey with his prosthetic, Buck with his gloves and jacket, and Minnie with her bag and boots. End ID.]

[juliforu]

Sam and Darlin’ Headcanons:

- Darlin is Puerto Rican 🥳🇵🇷!! (for me <3)

- They brawl at times to make sure that they’re both strong enough to go against Quinn when it comes down to it because they’re both the toughest people they know.

- Darlin’ has curly hair (curl type depends on you) and Sam loves playing with their curls when they’re cuddling.

- Sam and Darlin’ both equally comfort each other on their scars, both so happy that the other lived through what gave them the scars to find each other

- Sam has bought him and Darlin’ matching belts, meanwhile Darlin’ bought the two matching cowboy hats

- Darlin’ has a hispanic accent that comes out when they’re angry (i’m just pushing my puerto rican agenda on darlin because theyre the closest listener i relate to), so when Darlin’ and Sam get into loud conversations, let’s just say they’re the only one who can understand each other

- Darlin’ loves teaching Sam Bachata and he has definitely stumbled a bit here and there, but Darlin’ helps him.

- Sam and Darlin’ definitely leave each other lunches for work

- Or they meet each other at their respective jobs and have lunch together

(That’s all my banana brain can come up with at the moment so don’t mind me as i LEAVE)

[fatherfigurefusion]

So, @zestydistress claims that the world is ready for a Spacedolls Miraculous AU, so allow me to introduce Ricky Potts (an ordinary not-quite-a-boy with an ordinary life) aka. Bachelorbug!

Some facts about Ricky below the cut:

Transmasc NBLW (he/they)

Is primarily inspired by a mix between Station Theatre, Playhouse Collective, and SUNY Purchase's portrayals of Ricky (with a good hint of Yannick for good measure), with the former two's SABM outfits inspiring the Ladybug outfit.

Is half-Puerto Rican (on his mother's side)

His father is a semi-renowned pastor, while his mother is one of the greatest (read: only) veterinarian in all of Uranium City

They have Alexander's disease, Frederich's Ataxia, POTS, and general joint issues, regularly needing mobility aids (they have a cane, forearm crutches, and a wheelchair, depending on specific needs)

In addition to his parents, he lives with his 14 cats and an assortment of other pets from his mother's side job as an animal shelter worker

They have always dreamed of being a professional comic book artist, and their weird storylines resulted in them gaining the title of "The Most Imaginative Kid in Town"

For being regularly ignored and looked down on due to their disability (especially by Ocean), Ricky still makes it through each day with optimism and a smile on his face, for one day, he could be renowned as a hero...

But, little did Ricky know, this little fantasy of theirs was about to come true...

After helping out an old man, now known as Master Karnak, Ricky was gifted a mysterious box that contained a mysterious electric-guitar-playing ladybug spirit that calls itself "Tikki"

Tikki gifted Ricky a pair of earrings that would enable them to transform into the hero "Bachelorbug", and, wouldn't you know it, they instantly jumped at the opportunity to be a hero

Anything to live out his fantasies and get some excitement in the small and boring town of Uranium...

And they even get a sexy cat lady as their Akuma-fighting partner...

(On an extra note, Ricky really loves collecting caps, and the Steven Universe cap is his personal favorite, although he has a bunch of different types of hats.)

Ricky has been best friends with Noel, Ocean, and Constance ever since they were little, but Ocean and Constance grew apart from the group, but at least they still have Noel as their BFF (transmasc lesbian/transfem gay solidarity)

[felizusnavidad]

i dare you to write an essay about vivo 🙊

oh my god, yes, finally someone who wants to hear about vivo THANK YOU BEL ANON FOR THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

so first of all, who is vivo? vivo is a kinkajou anon, and you would probably ask me now: what's a kinkajou? oh baby, i think that you're ready to learn a thing or two it's a yellow monkey (idk i'm dumb, ok? but he is cute and he has a little hat and big brown eyes and lin-manuel miranda's voice), he lives in cuba and he is a puerto rican rapper making music with his best friend andrés.

okay, you may be thinking: what's a kinkajou doing playing music in cuba, don't they like usually live in the rain forest? well, maybe he fell in a shipping crate as a baby, next thing he knew, he was somewhere new, he wasn't singing the same chorus-

and then andrés found him and saved his life and they have been best friends ever since.

but then, like 15 min into the movie, andrés dies. pretty fucked up if you ask me. and now vivo is on a mission to deliver a love song written by andrés to marta, the woman he was in love with. and gabi, his new friend, helps him.

(of course they don't get along at the beginning)

the whole story is amazing. the soundtrack slaps, but what else did you expect, it's literally lin-manuel miranda. the thing is, it's actually so underrated and no one ever talks about it, so it's my duty to force all of you to watch it now. please, do it. i promise you it's amazing.

[thebearme]

MY EENE HEADCANONS

just going to warn you that this is long

EDgar Joseph

6'9 ft

Demi-Romantic

Caucasian

Pisces 23 Y/o 3/2/1985

Film college major (Jobs: Indie horror film maker, Animal caretaker)

FAVORITE FOOD:

Butter toast & Gravy (duh)

VIBE:

Alien Boy - Oliver Tree

Eight Wonder - Lemon Demon

Turn the lights off - TallyHall

- Arts & craft master

- Has a fursona

- Learned what a shower is

- He's still is a lil gross

- Ed changed his name to Ed so he can match with Eddy when he was 6

- Ed real name is: Bob Horace Joseph

- Lemon demon fan

- The one ed to be dating a Kankers (May)

- The oldest ed (he got left-back a year)

- Has yellow teeth becuz he didn't brush his teeth when he was younger

- Has a pet chicken from Rolf but it's at the barn, can't stay at the dorms :(

- Takes care of Rolf's animals ever so often, he loves when he can help

- Thinks of Dee like a mom figure

- Is on better ground with Sarah after BPS and once she realizes how awful their mom was to Ed

- Ed's the only person with yellow skin that because of all the gravy grease he eats

- Drop the violin to play all types of weird instruments instead

- LOVES crytids, FNAF lore and SCP

- Likes going to haunted places for fun

- Ed's drawings are now ten times more disturbing

- Draws on mspaint

- MUST. HAVE. OVERSIZED. SLEEVES!

- Ed is a food stealer

- Ed and Edd bond with the unexplainable wonders of the world (Deep sea creatures)

- Instead of getting a chewy necklace he just buys chew toys for dogs, they're cheaper and cooler

- Uses weird emojis: 🧟‍♂️🦷🧠🪳🌚

- ASD & ADHD

Disability:

* Has a fractured skull

* Brain hurts fr when he thinks hard

* Frequently lost of balance = needs a cane

EDDward (Double dee) Johnson

6'3 ft

Trans-Masc & Bi

(Afro-Vietnamese)

Aquarius 22 Y/o 2/10/1986

Psychology major / Science engineering minor (Jobs: none, scholarships & grants are paying the tuition)

FAVORITE FOOD:

Tuna fish gumbo

VIBE:

The machine - Lemon Demon

American healthcare - Penelope Scott

I threw out love of my dreams - Weezer

Pretty rave girl

- It was hard for Dee to not pick every major

- Double dee got overwhelmed with the college choices he had so he just followed the eds in to Peach Creek's community college

- The OCD got worse when he got older so the eds made a compromise to help clean the dorm often

- Santa believer

- Has a Costco supply of everything

- He likes scene but doesn't tell the eds

- Can't flirt for his life

- Dee Prays everyday that God will forgive the eds sins

- insomniac

- Double dee is trying to find a Scientific explanation for why their tongues are still dyed by the jawbreakers for years now

- Double dee has to braid his hair back before going to bed or else it would be wild in the morning

- Dee is comfortable in his body, doesn't need a bind all the time

- If you don't let Dee to say big words he'll start speaking like a bimbo unironically

- The Light-skin

- Is a ferret

- He got therapy for the 'dodgeball incident'

- Still wears his hat always, even when the eds already know about the scar

- Still passionate about learning but is slowly being a burnt out gifted student

- Even though Eddy tends to distract Dee from studying, if Eddy left college Double dee would have dropped out with him. A least for a gap year(s)

- Dee is a hugger

- Double dee found out that there's a Chemical compound with in shrooms that lessen the psychological symptoms of OCD...

- Dee has shrooms

- Dee is not afraid to be the bitchy friend to make sure the eds don't get themselves into jail

- Willing to kill for Eddy

- A certified forklift driver

- Mothers Ed

- Writes large paragraphs in text and the small amount of emoticons he uses are: =] >:-( :-D

- ASD

Disability:

* Asthma

* Diabetic (genetic, from both parents) Wears a insulin pump

Edwin (EDDY) McGee

5'3 ft

Pans

Puerto Rican (1/2 mother's side)

Italian American (1/2 father's side)

Aries 21 Y/o 3/24/1987

Undeclared major

(Jobs: whatever job he has that week)

FAVORITE FOOD:

Crafts mac n cheese

VIBE:

Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon

What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones

Lyin' Awake - Steam Powered Giraffe

Cuphead Rap - JT Music

- Eddy frankly doesn't know how he graduated high school

- Eddy loves old stuff (music, clothes, technology)

- Eddy likes underrated/unappreciated historical figures

- He can still be erratic sometimes and still haves trust issues

- Eddy does his nails

- Once he stopped wearing his brother's clothes he started finding his own style

- He is a FASHION KING, never seen in the same clothes often

- Drag queen

- Still doesn't understand personal space or the difference from complements and flirting

- Still a big sap

- Constantly sleeps in Dee bedroom instead of his own

- Insecure with his curly hair so he gel's it most of the time

- HE'S A BINGUS CAT

- Weed smoker

- Once had the eds do a breaking bad

- Surprisingly nice legs

- Insomniac

- Eddy tends to have depressive episodes

- Occasionally goes to therapy, but keeps making light of his issues or dodging them completely

- Writes his name on his food so Ed won't steal it (It doesn't work)

- Was a Premature baby

- Eddy is actually really smart and can make things, he just doesn't have the foresight or the motivation

- Eddy has a pet mouse

- He's flexible and can do acrobatics

- Eddy is still a little narcissistic

- ADHD

Disability:

* Has a stiff right wrist (has a wrist brace that he doesn't wear, prefers to just use he's left hand)

[zabacore]

draft that my friend (worst enemy) is forcing me to post ;;p

the henry stickmin collection headcanons!

[only doing triple threat bcos thwyre love theyre life theyre god]

henry stickmin !

my little baby boy is white as hell holy shiiiiit. he is as pale as paper he is edward cullen. he says "ni hao" like "knee how" i love him tho. also hes def european or sumn idk. like italian or british IDK

HES SO BICURIOUS ENERGY GROWLS.... IDK. HE JUST SEEMS LIKE. CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING HES SO SILLY. also a he/him user he doesnt get into that mentally ill stuff

thsi is baaaasically canon at this point but hes autistic + selectively mute!!! hes nonverbal a lot no shit hes kindof like ferb.

henry would watch brooklyn 99. idk i cant explain itbut he would. he probbaly wouldnt even understand it rlly he would just watch it

HES SCARED OF TOP HATS HE HIDES BEHIND CHARLES WHEN HE SEES THWM

henry stickmin

charles calvin !

HES ASIAN. SUE ME. IDOTN CARE. SOME SORTA EAST ASIAN MIXED TYPA SHIT. FILIPINO OR TAIWANESE. BUT HES ASIAN!!! FUCK YOU ALEX.

GAY GAY GAYYYYY GAYYYYY MLM!!!! HE IS A GAY HETHEY I DONT CAAARREEEE I DONT CARE!!!! also provably dabbled for a bit as a nonbinary but decided otherwise

soz can u tell charles is my fav character

he has audhd!!!! he definitely likes like the little wiggly slug fidgets giggles like thw ones that go wksjskanwskdjjd. yeah

goes NOWHERE without those headphones. always listenignt o music or smth to keep him focused

he prob has like commitment issues ;p idk he seems lole the type

when he goes to bed he needs like 17 different stuffed animals, two blankets, 5 pillows, white noise, music, a podcast, and a hefty dose of melatonin to fall asleep

wittle bonus stickvin/stickduo hc >< charles and henry are probs soooo like clingy to each other cus charles was like?? the youngest pilot rihjt? so he was probably very lonely and henry spent all his fuckin time commiting crimes so he probably had dno fuckin friends either. CUTESY!!!!

ellie rose !

she was my queer discovery awakening thtas all.

OK NO shes def like puerto rican or sumn ^^ idk they just havw that energyyyyyggggyghbgyghh

LESBIAN SHETHEY I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL MY LIFE. LESBIAN DEMIGIRL SHETHEY ELLIE RISE KISISIES GRILS!!!!!!!

helllaaaaaa attachment issues oh my lrod if she isnr a daddy issues girl idk who is. their dad def like abanoned her adn her mom or sumthin idkkkk

third wheel to stickduo but is nevwr mad about it. isntead she just makws fun of them

"henry dont be a fucking pussy and hold his damn hand" "charles take OFF those goddamn headphones you look like an idiot"

yea she def swears the most out of the group too i lovw her

wine aunt. ill say no more

UMMMMMM YEA I DEF HAVE MROE BUT WHATEVE RDOES THIS SATISFY U ALEX. CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW PLEASDW

[dramamines]

I've been sucked into the wormhole of South Park OC's, meet Seb...!!

basic drawings I'll do more another time

Here's some info abt him:

Name: Sebastian Castillo, goes by Seb

Age: 9

Ethnicity: Puerto Rican

Pronouns: he/him

5th member of Craig and those guys

Here are his relationships with a lot of characters:

Craig: best friends, very alike, think stan and Kyle. Bond over mutual hatred for authority and cartman

Clyde: hang out and play video games a lot, Clyde tries to give Seb advice on how to get girls which he blatantly ignores

Jimmy: Seb is Jimmy’s biggest fan, and goes to all his comedy shows. They bond over their immature senses of humour

Tolkien: get along well, but Tolkien finds it annoying that Seb gets just as good grades as him despite doing no work

Stan: they hang out a lot because Sharon and Seb’s Mum are friends, so they’re at each other’s houses lots

Kyle: although they aren’t super close, they have a mutual respect and appreciation for each other; Kyle likes the fact that Seb has beaten up cartman and hates him, Seb thinks its cool that Kyle has enough patience to deal with him on a regular basis, and also thinks Kyle’s hat is cool

Cartman: Hates him like all the other kids, will beat him up any moment, and has gotten in trouble for it by PC Principal

Kenny: laugh at crude jokes together, Kenny’s invited to hang with craig’s gang by Seb sometimes when the Boys are doing something stupid and Kenny’s not there

Butters: Seb finds him a bit annoying and thinks he’s a pushover, but will defend him when it matters

Tweek: Sees Tweek quite a bit through Craig, and is working with Craig to ease him off coffee

If you wanna know his relationships with anyone else, lmk!!

Seb is unnaturally intelligent, and got 148 the one time he took an IQ test (despite not believing in them)

He actively practices Capoeira (dance fighting) and after being teased by Cartman for it, used it to beat him up in front of everyone to Smells like Teen Spirit

Loves grunge music, his favourite bands are Nirvana, Hole, Soundgarden, Mudhoney and The Smashing Pumpkins

He has a hatred for Pearl Jam and will literally never talk to you again if you say you like them

Family moved to South Park when he was 3, but he went to North Park elementary until year 4

He plays drums and has learnt to play through all of ‘In Utero’ on them

When he first came to SP elementary he hung with the goth kids but left cause he couldn’t handle their whining

His family is very anti-capitalism, so he makes or thrifts all his clothes (much to his dismay bc he wants name brand stuff, but still hates big corps)

Wants to start a band but thinks none of the kids are worthy of his talent

Superiority complex that he’s working through with his therapist (who he hates)

Veryyyy apathetic towards basically everyone

[moviemunchies]

I remember that as soon as I saw the trailer for this movie, I had a feeling it would be exactly the sort of movie I’d love to see. I love sibling stories, and I love when movies and television shows have scenes where just about anybody is ready to throw down at the drop of a hat no matter how ridiculous it seems (that’s one of the reasons I loved Scott Pilgrim).

I knew that I had to see this movie, basically.

Polite Society is a film about two Pakistani-English sisters in London, Lena and Ria. Lena, the elder sister, recently quit art school. Ria, the younger sister, is still in high school, and despite her parents and teachers thinking she’d have a good job as a doctor, she wants to be a stuntwoman, and Lena helps her make videos where she shows off her martial arts moves.

Things get rough when rather suddenly, Lena starts dating a new guy, Salim, and quickly gets engaged. Thinking that her sister is giving up her career as an artist to be a housewife, Ria decides that she’s got to break these two up and make Lena come to her senses. But then Ria discovers something sinister is actually going on, and so this is about more than resentment about her sister’s life choices.

Know this going into the movie: this isn’t realistic. It’s quite ridiculous, in fact. Characters who have no reason to know martial arts suddenly do, and the villain displays a noticeable lack of awareness of how non-beneficial the Evil Plan even is. That doesn’t change that it’s loads of fun, because the movie knows how ridiculous it is. The Khan vs. Khan fight proves that, with how over-the-top it is, and how little their parents seem to regard the damage it causes.

Something that surprised me with the movie was how the trailers for this movie spoiled the tidbit about there being something evil going on (and a couple of the scenes towards the end). The movie itself doesn’t make that clear until quite a ways into it–until then, you might think that Ria is only imagining that her sister is throwing away her life for something she doesn’t agree with, rather than there being a villain of the piece. Then again, with the random martial arts fights you might have given you a clue that this isn’t just a family drama.

I should say, talking about the martial arts scenes: they’re over-the-top, and not the “realistic” style of something like John Wick. Obvious wire-work abounds. That doesn’t change they’re fun, because they’re the kinds of fight scenes we all always wished we had in our own lives. Well, I always wished I had in my own life.

More directly, this is a story about two English Pakistani sisters. Their ethnicity is not incidental, but very often it feels as if when someone makes a movie or television show about ethnic minorities, they’re pure drama about their struggles and meant to make white people feel like they’ve learned something (YES I’m still resentful about the lack of Puerto Rican genre fiction in the mainstream). This movie doesn’t ignore their specific struggles–the story wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t part of the London Pakistani community, for instance. But it is nice to see that someone realized that a genre film about Pakistani girls that isn’t boring, angsty Oscar-bait.

That being said, I hope this movie wins awards and gets both popular and critical recognition. It’s a great, fun movie. I want you to see it. I want everyone to see it. Well, not everyone–there are some jokes and references that are not appropriate for younger audiences. But I want a lot of people to see a movie about a sister willing to beat the snot out of anyone who tries to stop her elder sister from living her dreams.

[jesterlaughingstock]

Man, Miguel is the realest freaking character on this is us. He does not fit in. And it is incredible just how much he does not fit in. He's the puerto rican kid in a white neighborhood. He's an outsider in his family with Shelly AND his family with Rebecca. EVEN among the other big three (Miguel, Beth and Toby) he's an outsider because he unlike them actually knew Jack. Man this dude.... every attempt he makes at relating to literally anybody at all backfires so disastrously its pathetic. Bro does nothing but crash and burn. And the pity Pilgrim rick participation hat he got that one thankgiving...... yay for him I guess but the way he was suplexed, powerslammed and roundhouse-kicked by Kevin at first for even asking.... man :(

[moonbaycitydetectives]

MBCD CHARACTER BIOS + DESCRIPTIONS

(this list will be updated over time)

Jackson Trace: he/him, 30 years old, Puerto Rican & Brazilian. A very strongly built, tall man with tanned skin and wavy long hair that reaches his neck. Wears a dark green shirt, white tie, black sleeve on his left arm, and gray pants. Has a scar on his forehead and stubble. Private detective and single dad. cool-headed in the face of danger, takes his job very seriously but is very comedic and light hearted outside of work despite alway being Very Tired. Likes to sing, cook with his daughter, see the ocean, and relax after a long day.

(rest under the cut)

Charlie Maddigan: he/him, 20 years old, white (unknown origin). A short guy with fluffy light brown hair. Wears a white shirt, orange tie, a dark blue sweater vest, and dark gray pants. Sometimes wears a paperboy hat. Jackson's apprentice and best friend. a very anxious person with a heart of gold. horrible and confronting people or being assertive, but will try his best regardless. cries easily. Loves to play the saxophone and spend time with Jackson and his pet cat Rice.

Wenna Zhang: she/her, 24 years old. Chinese. A short, slighty muscular woman with long black hair usually tied in a messy bun. Wears a pink & dark blue hoodie with a labcoat on top, and reading glasses in the pocket. Jackson's adoptive younger sister and roommate. a college student currently getting her PhD in meteorology. very energetic and determined and easily distracted. Loves dancing, competitive gaming, women, food, baseball, and her family.

Maiko Trace: she/her, 8 years old. A short kid with fair skin and short dark brown hair in a neat bob. She wears a yellow T-shirt, pink skirt, and dark blue apron. Also wears a read bandana tied in a bow over her head. Jackson's daughter. a curious and cheerful kid with a strong passion for cooking. hopes to someday win a televised cooking competition and open her own restaurant. Loves her family, ducks, and running errands with her dad.

Thomas Grant: he/they, 29 years old. French and Italian. A slim, tall person with neck length, slicked-back blond hair. Wears a maroon sweater vest, white shirt, black tie, dark brown pants, and beige trenchcoat. Also wears thin framed glasses. An investigative reporter who recently moved to the city. Very uptight and professional and lacks energy, but is never mean. wants to relearn how to make friends. Likes reading, writing, watching romance dramas, and eccentric plants.

Shannon Becker: she/her, 25 years old, Jewish. A tall and slim woman with curly dark brown hair that reaches the middle is her back. She wears a black dress, white scarf, and red blazer. Thomas's assistant and a reporter-in-training. Very shy and severely lacks confidence in herself and her skills. extremely kind to everyone around her. Loves writing, watching cartoons, and flowers.

Brian Cunningham: he/him, 29 years old. Greek. A kinda scrawny man with messy, straight dark brown hair. He wears a black suit, white shirt, and a dark purple tie. He has very prominent eyebags. Police detective and self-proclaimed rival of Jackson. A very self-absorbed and egotistical man who believes he's much more talented than he actually is. Despite his self-centered nature, he does still care about the people in his life and tries his best to be there for them when he can. Loves himself, money, coffee, the rain, and the moon.

Gilbert Ridge: *he/him, 26 years old. African-American. A man of average height and build with dark skin and short curly hair. His right arm is amputated below the elbow. He wears a flat cap, light blue button-down shirt with short sleeves, black pants, and a dark blue trenchcoat over his shoulders. * A police detective and coworker of Brian. They often investigate together. A very noble yet naive man who always tries to help everyone he can. Sometimes a bit clumsy. Loves helping people, snacks, writing poetry, going on walks, and animals.

Mizuchi: he/they/it, ???. An extremely tall man with tanned skin and messy, fluffy black hair that reaches his lower back. He has black and dark purple tattoos on his hands and forearms. Not much is currently known about him aside from being disliked by Jackson.