#Razor Scooter

[tri-bi-blast]

The nice th8ng about chasing a bus down hill,is that all you have to do to actually catch up, is let gravity do 2/3 the work. How do I know this?

Exhibit A: my fat ass leaving my karate dojo to find my bus is leaving, and then almost scaring my self sh-less as I let gravity pull me down bricked sidewalks wh8le I'm riding a scooter I got when I was 9, just to finally catch it, 3 stops down

[rat-at-heart]

On his way to steal your girl and no ankles will be safe

[nyx-of-darkness-1620]

New torture method: razors.

I’m not talking about those contraptions meant to shave your unwanted personal pricklies, but the pushy-go-vroom-vrooms that when they hit you makes your ankles want to cry almost as much as you want to.

These little duo-devil-mobiles are vicious. It’s like they’re designed to cause kids the most pain possible while riding them (not that I blame them)

And yet, they’re still so fun to ride! My favorite is going down a big hill with them :)

For those who are confused, I’m talking about these little oversized meat skates:

Get hit with one of these and it’s lights out for your toes.

Like just imagine how the scene will go:

Captor: Bring out the razors.

Captive: oh no

*razor scooters emerge, silver glinting demonically in the eerie half-light*

Captive: oh fuck it’s worse

[nostalgiahime]

Toys & Gadgets from American Girl Magazine (2000) [✩]

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Tw… this is graphic for people who know…

Razor scooter to the ankle is how this year has gone and is ending…

[iicherrl]

costco carts are the new razor scooter

[rockmiyabideusexmachina]

Megaman Production Art Scan of the Day #722:

Maylu's Kickboard Scooter Item Design Sheet [Rockman.EXE #1 ~ Meiru's Kickboard <Razor Type> (Revised Feb. 2002)]

Notations include: - Light - Step BL(ack?) - Folded position - Size comparison to Meiru

Full Resolution Scan: https://imgbox.com/IZOkKkhb

[qwanderer]

Bought a used razor scooter and helmet off my sister. Got strict instructions to not push it and wipe out on the way home.

I pushed it a little, and wiped out a little. Now I know the limits I guess! And I have some very handsome scraped knees.

I feel like growing up from being a low-key chronically ill little girl to a sturdy, active genderless adult has left me with some little boy energy to burn off.

Might dig my knee pads out of my roller skating bag next time, though!

[vibingandthrivingouthere]

razor scooters are gay

[jbk405]

Guess who just scooted three miles on a Razor Scooter!

[cxlandine]

i'd just like everyone to know that when fabian gifted adaine a worm in a box it did not occur to me once that it was a literal worm until it started talking. i had no doubt in my mind that it was a fuzzy blue worm on a string in a gold box that she was going to wear like an earpiece/hearing aid.

[rat-at-heart]

Will race you to the end of the driveway and back for a cosmic brownie

[maybe-a-dinosaur]

iwaizumi hajime can skateboard. matsukawa issei cannot.

this is a point of contention between them bc issei thinks it fits his aesthetic and hajime is a “fuckin loser”. iwaizumi raises one slit eyebrow wearing torn double knee pants tattered nike dunks one elbow and one hand bleeding drops his godzilla board (with one yellow wheel) skates away. issei groans he has tried and failed spectacularly and is too lazy to really put energy into it but he’s still mad. tooru rides by on his bike no hands double-flips off matsukawa where is he going he doesn’t look back . issei can ride a scooter and that’s it unfuckingbelieveable he’ll have to make it a bit or something his ankles hurt already just thinking about it. hanamaki can roller skate it makes him taller and is faster than walking w minimal energy he skates backwards talking to issei while he’s walking looks down condescendingly. matsukawa doesn’t even wanna be the next tony hawk just wants to be able to ride his board to school or the store or whatever but noooo he so much as looks at a skateboard and trips. he settles for sitting at the skatepark with his mismatched socks watching hajime hoping he hits a rock and eats shit and wishing death upon tooru bc they are a package deal.

[boy-kings-court]

while everyone was endlessly debating about purgatory I was focused on what was really important (how goddamn BABYGIRL sam winchester was in this episode)

[beatriceportinari]

I MIGHT. have a d*te on saturday 😶

[super-lovely-star]

Dear adults

You know how when you were a kid and you wanted that awesome playset? The nice clothes that your friend wore? The razor scooter?

You can still save the money for it now if you want. U deserve it <3