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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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twice now in the past week i have successfully staved off the desire to order chinese by way of this simple cabbage recipe which embodies most of the things i am usually seeking in terms of flavor and vibe from the chinese restaurant (esp when paired with freezer dumplings or buns i can toss in the steamer but also i have just done chx strips on rice with it) and now i recommend it to you all
#my sichuan peppers are really old so i have yet to actually get any spice going#so like. i cannot report on that in terms of this recipe.#but just generally sooooo good#life with sao#cooking#recipes#(not mine)
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes















all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”
“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”
#txf#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#folie a deux#this episode … this EPISODE!!!!!!#genuinely so indicative of how much they trust each other….#between mulder just . having to rely on scully for the last part of the ep#scully thinking he’s off his fucking rocker and still looking into what he asks her to look into bc she TRUSTS him . bc she LOVES him !!!!#and maybe he’s a little nuts but goddamnit she will at least check it out !! just in case he’s right!!!#AND she lies for him all the time . i mean she always does this whenever he decides to go nuts But specifically in this ep…#looks skinner in the eye and goes . yea man im totally fully with mulder on this . and he’s definitely not being weird and i definitely kno#what’s going on with him#she lies for mulder all the time its soooo…#anyways . drawing wise this drove me nuts i hate drawing mulder . he’s so hard for me to draw#they’re kinda kirie and shuichi coded in the bottom part but . well . why not . might as well be#ALSOOO i chose that quote for the bottom bc . well . does she think he’s crazy? like actually for real?#i feel like every time scully talks about mulder (up to season five at least as thats where im at) its contained in some way?#in her reports . to family . to skinner . to mulder !#i think the only time she’s Really honest is in the confessional but even then…#bc its not like she’s against speaking her mind . i mean generally and situational but for ppl she’s close to she usually isnt#but when it comes to mulder it always feels contained and like she’s making excuses for him (he is always her exception .#llike whenevrr he gets some disease or affliction or whatever she ALWAYS jumps to going ‘but well… sometimes there’s this excuse’ and she#does this w a lot considering shes science focused but w mulder shes always like . well he ISNT crazy because uhhhh .#this hyperspecific scenario that is in no fuckin way the case)#but does she think he’s crazy? does HE think she thinks he’s crazy?#is he asking about this specific case or is he asking in general? over the entirety of the show?#its been five years scully. is he crazy? sick? demented?#has this all been a sick fantasy fueled by mental illness? youre the doctor scully . surely you have the answer?#anyways i dont think she knows . and if that is the case — what does that mean for her?
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Will Pam Bondi Go to Prison?
Can the attorney general of the United States go to prison?
The answer, of course, is yes: John Mitchell, who served under Richard M. Nixon, later served 19 months in federal prison for crimes related to Watergate.
Will the heinous Pam Bondi follow in his footsteps?
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bleh
#majorwood#scottyn#mean gills#scott smajor#inthelittlewood#itlw#itlwart#life series#life series smp#trafficblr#limited life#art#my art#marineart#CAR CRASH GLASS SHATTERING GOOD LORD GENERAL COMMOTION BABY CRYING WAAAH WAAHH YELLING POLICE SIRENS WEE WOO WEE WOO HELICOPTERS REPORTING#LIVE EXPLOSION MYY LEEGGHH MY LEEEHGGGGGHHHAGHGH
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Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

#Yj starting rumors about themselves and staging fights to make the media and jl look crazy#yj fucking with reporters and just the general public is the funniest thing to me#After the jl lectures yj about their lack of professionalism there’s always a trashy tabloid spreading rumors about yj for the next 3 month#the jl: we need to talk about your lack of professionalism in the field-#yj pretending to be sad while holding a huge stack of trashy tabloids: this is what you’re basing your opinion on?? You don’t trust me?? 🥺#the jl having no idea they’ve been played: wait no-#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#dc impulse#kon el superboy#Greta Hayes#dc secret#Cissie king jones#Cassie sandsmark#gnc!cassie sandsmark#wondergirl#anita fite#dc empress#tim drake#dc red robin#Kon has definitely shown up ready to dismantle mfs from halfway across the world bc yj sounded distressed#And then he gets there and Barts like hold on I’ll restart it 🤩 I just found out about horror movies wtf is wrong with the past??#Or he’s terrified Anita out her sleep again (she almost stabbed him) and she’s like dude I have fucking sleep apnea
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Hey actual-users-of-the-dollblr tag!
Yes you! Reading this! I bet you're into actual dolls. Physical dolls. Doll collecting, custom dolls, art dolls etc. and not c0qu3tte shit.
This is your friendly reminder that spamming irrelevant tags on posts is spam. Legitimately spam, and against Tumblr User Guidelines!
You can, and should! report them! If you're familiar with how to report a spambot on tumblr already, you know how to report for spam.
May you have a blessed, and on-topic Dollblr feed~
#dollblr#censoring because I don't want to summon them#this seems to be a really bad and enabled habit that is literally turning into a tag quality drain#look if I felt real angry about it I'd just go straight to the main tag and mass report#because rip that one musician and trying to find any actual content about them I guess#but I am staying within the confines of reporting in the dollblr feed. FOR NOW.#for anyone with one of those non-doll related blogs who happens to be reading this - just read the guidelines dude#tag what is in you POST and is relevant TO YOUR POST and NOTHING MORE#tumblr is NOT INSTAGRAM OR SOME SHIT#tags are for FINDING and FILTERING things#NOT CLOUT GENERATION POINTS#sincerely an oldass tumblr user
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doodle i made when talking about lobcorp to people. i dont think they see me the same anymore after playing lobcorp and rambling about it
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#lobcorp spoilers#HUGE oversimplification. obviously. general idea? yeah. malkuth wanting to become involved to the point of almost obsession#yesod to where he ended up literally crumbling due to the fact he cared but just tried to burry it under rationality#netzach having that hope to being carmen back and caring for the lives of people to where it caused him pain and knowing its 'his fault'#hod... yeah. literally caring so much about the health and safety of employees and trying to do something about that also also having to#watch all of her colleagues and friends die and then reporting it and thinkin g the only way out is to Die#yeah. cared. a lot. all of them. a bit too much? nah i cant say that in seriousness but yeah they sure did care a LOT#anyways time to actuallt finish tags#malkuth lobcorp#yesod lobcorp#netzach lobcorp#hod lobcorp
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Arrrggh Peck looks so sweet in that picture!!! How does she pull it off? She's a hecking ARC trooper who can decapitate droids with her bare hands, she should not be able to look so soft and cute 🥺🥺🥺 (in case you didn't notice, I adore her. That picture of her and Bella on that couch looks so damn soft and fluffy it straight up gave me three cavities minimum and also looks like it should hang in a museum somewhere)
Ahhhh thank you!! 💚 Haha, the duality of a woman 🤭

See, the thing about Peck being all soft and cute is because of Bella. She has so much love for her little sister that Peck will indulge her in just about anything. Bella is really the first being Peck truly clicked with. She had no attachment to her batchmates on Kamino, so when she got assigned as Bella’s second (and personal guard), Peck’s devotion to the young Jedi Padawan kinda skyrocketed and never came down.
Anyone outside their close friends and family circle usually gets a suspicious glare. It’s very guard dog behavior heheh

I’m so glad Peck has an admirer out there~ 💚
#doodle#ask#anonymous#arc trooper peck#bella tehpe#selva company#original character#the other thing I didn’t mention was that Peck ran away from her cadet training a year before her scheduled graduation#she really wanted to get off Kamino and prove her worth on the battle field#she survived her first battle but got caught and reported to Commander Carlos#he would have court martialed Peck if not for General Epuna finding a compromise to integrate Peck into their battalion#also because Bella did a risky move in battle and Epuna is kinda at her wits end with the padawan#she can’t keep an eye on her all the time; so! instead of Peck getting sent back to Kamino she has to be Bella’s sorta bodyguard#peck takes the assignment seriously while bella is like ‘oh boy a new friend!’#but eventually peck just caves in hard and starts to love Bella as a sister#and anyone who poses a potential threat to bella will have to get through peck first
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I had my gyno appointment for getting my hysterectomy approved today and I just got my "after visit summary" in the email
Transgender issue: ADDRESSED 😂
"for Transgender" 👌
#trans#transmasc#hysterectomy#nhs#I don't crack up much at medical reports anymore these days but sometimes they get you with how they phrase things#it did get approved no problem so I will hopefully get the actual surgery within the next 6 months#(this is a short timeframe for trans nhs things in the uk (bc this is general gyno not trans-specific service) this is very good news)
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I'm going to say it, I think the Rani reveal was the worst in the (modern) show's history.
I love a good Master reveal. Daleks, Cybermen, young Davros, Sutekh, Midnight entity, etc. What Russell got so right in 2005 was that, yes, a good chunk of your audience isn't going to have a clue who this is. But the Doctor does, and it scares them to their core. So it scares us
The YANA reveal is great at this. It's designed to stand up as a "oh shit" moment no matter what you already know. Utopia doesn't explain anything about the Master and yet you know exactly what the stakes are
But Intergalactic Song Contest has already ended before the reveal. The stakes for the finale have already been set. The TARDIS doors have exploded and the Doctor is MIA. I almost clicked off the episode before it happened for christs sake
Gary and Mike are the only ones left to stand in for the audience, but they're just confused. They're not in danger or scared. This episode so heavily emphasises the Doctor is the last of the time lords and then... somebody just regenerates and there isn't a reaction. The characters don't have the context and therefore most of the audience won't either
And don't get me started on how it undermines Mrs. Flood. We've had this mysterious character for 2 years and suddenly, randomly, we're meant to be okay with it being somebody else that finishes this plot? I like what some people have said about how the Rani would think a new version of herself is superior - but again GENERAL AUDIENCES DONT KNOW THAT. They just feel bait and switched (surely?)
#it's so fan wanky#i will report back when my mother watches it to see what a general audience thinks#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#the rani#intergalatic song contest#alright thats enough rant for tonight
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Attorney General Merrick Garland plans to release only the volume of special counsel Jack Smith’s report dealing with Donald Trump’s plans to subvert the transfer of power, holding back on sharing the Mar-a-Lago report while the president-elect's two co-defendants still face trial.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5073879-garland-jack-smith-jan-6-report-trump-mar-a-lago
#u.s. attorney general#merrick garland#special counsel#jack smith#report#mar a lago#classified documents
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whenever I see someone with a style that's just. really cool and cohesive and utterly, singularly unique, like no style or aesthetic ive seen before, its usually on a woman over 50
#the kind of look its taken half a lifetime to perfect. utterly unattainable to anyone but the wearer#of course there are many men and others who have this power but im just reporting my general findings
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You guys know how I basically click on every single article or anything that mentions Sunny.. well I see this new trivia quiz pop up
It claims to be written by a "Cliff Johnson" but it's absolutely 100% AI Generated based on the long-winded robot "explanations" to the answers for very basic questions.. and then it gets to a point where I can't even understand how it gets shit so wrong:
???? How is the RIGHT ANSWER NOT THERE. I clicked Buys a Boat cos at least that's the right season.
WHAT? How does this end up being generated wouldn't it just pull from the fucking synopsis?
And then, again. Just two episodes mashed together...
Again and again. And then.
I am going to strangle the absence of a life force out of a.i. generated fandom shit I swear to god. I mean, how is this just completely made up!? Fuck.T here's gotta be something drastic we can do about this.
#tw ai#i mean this is literally just making shit up#there were so many. that were just WRONG#ido not fucking understand this use of ai like#why does anyone actually use this shit on a daily basis when it cant just TAKE A BASIC SYNOPSIS AND REGURGITATE IT#i sent like 20 reports on the questions and then just gave up#WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET OUT OF THIS?#i guess the hope that people are drawn to your ad-riddled website?#i hate that this is the state of the internet#theres so many random ai generated articles about the show popping up in my alerts too#everyone needs to die
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AI accounts stealing my art 🙃
I highly recommend going through @ai-art-thieves’s blog (who alerts orig artists of stolen art) to block as much AI accounts as possible…
#thank you @ai-art-thieves!#I dont even know how I could report the insta one#this is so frustrating#ai generated#ai art#ai accounts
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