#Roach chats

[empresskylo]

https://www.tumblr.com/jennifercheckwannabeme/752603582638014464/where

Hear me out. This with cod men in this particular order:

-Simon

-Price

-Gaz

-Soap

-Roach

-Alex but also Keegan

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simon:

price:

gaz:

soap:

roach:

alex/keegan:

THE SOAP ONE IS SENDING ME LMAOOO. that is such a soap thing to say 😭😭 but why are these seriously so accurate..

[masked-watcher]

Soap created a Group chat Soap changed the profile picture Soap changed the name to “1-whore-1 💅” Ghost left the chat Soap added Ghost to the chat Price: Shouldn't you all be working? Soap: Who says we aren't working? Price: You think chatting like this during work hours is considered "working"?! Soap: You're chatting too Price: It's different! Soap: Lmao yeah sure Soap: Hey, hey Ghost! Ghost ✓✓ Soap: DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ I SEE YOU'RE ONLINE Ghost has removed you from his "Friends" list and blocked you You're no longer able to see the user "Ghost" online status Ghost has left the chat Soap: WHAT THE FUCK Price: Soap, watch with the language! Soap: But but but but he blocked me Gaz: Maybe that's for a good reason? Soap: You're all so mean imma go cry Roach: Bro, seriously?! Soap: Shut up you insect 😭 Roach: Insect? Okay and you're literally the most basic dude here. Soap: Wow. Is national bully Soap day today? Gaz: Yeah, you didn't get the memo? Soap: 😭🖕 Soap is offline Price: Okay, I guess we shouldn't have gone too far... Roach: Too late now... Gaz: Soap will forgive us. Roach: You sure? Gaz: He'll be back in 3... Gaz: 2 Gaz: 1 Soap is online Soap: Okay can someone please tell Ghost to unblock me before I have to go physically meet him Price: Soap, just leave Ghost alone he clearly wants some time alone. Soap: But it's super mega important!! Price: What is so important that you need Ghost's attention?? Soap: That's a secret 👉👈 Price: Soap... Price: You're not still pining over him are you...? Soap: WHAT THE- Where the hell did you learn that word captain?? Price: ...I have my sources. Soap: I- Okay I don't even wanna know but NO I AM NOT Price: I was joking, Soap. You clearly are obsessed with him, I thought it was obvious. Soap: 🖕 Price: Don't you be giving me the finger, Soap, I can dock your pay for that. Soap: Abuse of power!!! I'm telling on you to Laswell!! Price: I'll dock your pay and your vacation days, don't challenge me. Soap: 😭

[goodmorningchat]

Good morning chat

Good morning chat

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[r0achezz]

RAHHHH hatsune legend dtiy!

this one is mostly for fun, but there still will be a deadline and barely any rules :D

The rules:

The deadline will be July 15th!

Any type of media is allowed!

you can change the poses or expressions however you want, but place stay with the pinks and blues color scheme :)

Please use #roachydtiys and @r0achezz to make sure I see it!

have fun!

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PRIZES:

1st place will get a full body character of their choice (flat colors)

2nd place gets a bust with any character of their choice (flat colors)

3rd place will get a bust sketch with any character of their choice :3

[hai-nae]

i'm so sorry, i'll see myself out. insp: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuK8w1GEW7Y (very loud toward the end fyi)

[rye-kin]

What if… HEAR ME OUTTTTTAH!

Jekyll and Hyde musical, where songs done in Jekyll’s scenes are casually melodic songs, songs from most musicals etc, w some classical thrown in… Hyde scenes are aggressive noises, quick lyrics, scratchy rattling and just WEIRD experimental sounds

And when they’re together a mix, or when Jekyll kinda losing it: rattling or scratching noises which would be used in Hyde’s scenes

UGH IM YAPPING BUT PLEASEEEEE SOMONE OUT THERE UNDERSTND!!!!

[glass-clown]

joel finally finds maxwell

[dragonnarrative-writes]

Lmao the mental image of Simon being high and obsessed with Gaz is too good😭I’d love to see where you take it!

I have been looking at this ask at least once a week since GhostGaz Week! Please have a little bit that comes after the prompt: April 23 - date night // “sleep with me”

GhostGaz Week Masterlist

It’s the sun that wakes Simon up. At first, he thinks he forgot to close the curtain, but the light is coming from the wrong direction. He remembers the familiar walk to Soap and Roach’s place after the party, he must have slept over. Then he realizes that the pillow he’s on doesn’t smell like hair gel, the dirt of the rugby field, or lab disinfectant. The body sprawled out over his also isn’t snoring fit to wake the dead, so it’s neither of his team mates.

When he remembers who’s bed he’s in, his eyes fly open and he stops breathing. Kyle’s face is right there, the gentle puffs of his breath ghosting over Simon’s collarbones. The memories from the night cycle back. The way Kyle had leaned in and fed him bites of his own food after stealing some of Simon’s. His hand, warm and strong where it held Simon’s as he’d had a good-natured argument with Soap about something Simon hadn’t cared enough to pay attention to. The way Kyle had reeled him into his room when Simon had offered to sleep on the couch.

Even this early in the morning, his thoughts race and trip over each other. Should he get up? He’ll have to pee soon, and it'd be good to get them both something to eat. Is it rude to root around in the fridge? Sure, he’s helped himself before, but that was as Soap or Roach’s guest, not Kyle’s not-quite-hookup. Maybe he should hit the cafe down the street. But what if Kyle thinks he just up and left and isn't coming back? What if he wakes up alone and gets sad? What if he expects Simon to leave, and then it's weird if Simon comes back? Would it be weird to take his keys to make sure he can get back into the building? What if Kyle's not a breakfast person? What time is it? Is it brunch time? He can't bring Kyle a bagel in bed if its brunch time, brunch is for tables. Roach would judge him.

“I can hear you thinking,” Kyle mutters without opening his eyes. He pets a hand down Simon’s chest in a move that is both soothing and electrifying. “Relax, babe.”

“Sorry,” Simon whispers back. He makes himself unlock, muscle group by muscle group, the way his therapist taught him.

Kyle chuckles when he lets all of the air out of his lungs in a whoosh. Sparkling brown eyes squint up at him. “What was that?”

“Sorry,” Simon says again.

“No, it’s not a complaint,” Kyle says, sitting up on one elbow. Simon tries not to be distracted by the fact that he’s shirtless and half hard against his hip. He hides a yawn in the bend of his elbow before grinning down at Simon again. “Should probably get up. Hungry?”

Simon means to say What do you want to do? Or I could eat. What comes out is “I want to eat you.”

He groans, face going hot as Kyle laughs hard enough to fall back onto his chest. Instead of smothering him to put him out of his misery, Kyle regains his composure and strokes a thumb over his eyebrow. “Maybe later. Breakfast first, hey?”

“Awright,” Simon concedes, and is rewarded with a quick peck to the apple of his cheek before Kyle rolls out of bed. He tries and fails not to stare at the geometric tattoo that snakes down Kyle’s spine before the man pulls on a loose shirt. When Kyle turns back to him with a fond smile, he makes himself sit up and scrubs at his eyes. “Where to?”

Kyle grins. “Soap tells me you like the French toast at that cafe on third.”

Kyle asked Soap about him? Simon’s stomach flutters. Then his bladder reminds him that he’s been awake for more than point five seconds, so it’s time to get up. Kyle mercifully stops looking at him to search for pants, so Simon shuffles out of the room to head to the bathroom.

And comes face to face with Soap’s grinning mug. “G’mornin’, Ghostie. Fancy meetin’ here ‘f all places.”

Kyle’s voice calls through the door. “Leave ‘im alone, Tav! We’re going to breakfast.”

“Aye,” Soap answers. “C’n ah-”

“No,” Simon says, as Kyle declares, “You’re not invited.”

[fouramradi0]

my little sister came into my room and asked to hang out, I said yes and she watched me draw for a little before asking to draw as well. I handed over my computer and we got these two amazing drawings!

The first is in the corner of a canvas I was doodling on. It's Roach from CoD, he is skateboarding on a broken bridge with broken buildings surrounding him, he has no mask on. Text, "This Thing!"

The second one is on her own canvas. It's Anakin Skywalker killing a stormtrooper with his lightsaber. The Stormtrooper has strange armor because he was "last in line," she said, "and it was the only one left." There is also a blackhole behind him, and a space ship to his left. Text, "SKYWALKER" and "ah!"

[saltymongoose]

hai salty ^-^!!!! i’ve been thinking about your mw2 hcs recently and decided to draw something for you :3 i did most of 141 + roach and könig, which got me thinking. some of the people who played mw2 did NOT play it for the plot. they played it for the men. what if the player was one of them? cause i’ll be the first to admit these men do not deserve to be as fine as they are. you don’t have to respond to my question if you don’t want to. more art is probably on the way. ty for being who you are <3!!!!!!!

Omg, I hadn't even considered factoring König and Roach into this, these are just fantastic. :D I really love how you characterized everyone in this, the jealousy that the boys show is almost palpable lmao. It seems the only one who isn't a new target of theirs is Roach, at least before he steals your attention from them too.

As for the men of MW2 themselves, yes, I completely agree; I'd say a good portion of us only gained interest in the game because of them. (I mean it's COD, it's not like the plot is very relevant most of the time anyway, right?)

Although, if the Player also had this same attitude, they'd probably be very flustered just by being around the 141 (+ König), which already kickstarts their other vessels' jealousy. It also doesn't help that the 141's group can fulfill the same "roles" that the grunts can; if you want a highly dangerous killer to protect you, Ghost can do it just as well as Hank. If you like funny guys, Soap has that covered, or if you prefer the more commanding, analytical leader types, Price fits into that niche, and so on. Just from their positions and reputations alone, they're threats to the grunts, but this is made a hundred times worse if you're actually attracted to them as well.

(You never seem to blush or swoon around the four mercs nearly as much. None of them were particularly jealous people, but that seemed to be thrown away the moment they saw just how close you were getting to these new vessels, and far, far too quickly than they ever anticipated.)

The four grunts already have huge issues with having each other to compete with, so having an additional group of individuals to deal with is just adding to that. The fact that you obviously like them so much is actually even more difficult for them to process because of the one thing the MW2 guys have an edge over them with: they're human. How can grunts, arguable beasts compared to your kind, compete with one of your species for your affection, let alone an entire task force of them?

[theghostbunnie]

Sometimes you make an OC named Roach who is pretty gender neutral/vauge masculine and who's supposed to be a bedrotter basement dweller lazy stinky "femcel" with 27 outrageous fetishes for the bit only to be scrolling on tiktok and find out ROACHIFICATION is a fucking fetish about forcibly transforming women into smelly male stoners and become filled with absolute terror and horror somebody is going to think you're either into that or the character itself is supposed to be a joke/reference on it

[yi3248]

sometimes self care is drawing your own custom card holder cover

[bluntbambzie]

photo editing is my passion

[goodmorningchat]

Good morning chat🪳

Credits: GoodmorningChat

[zo1nkss]

insp

[kikueatgoo]

#sfw｜rochelle goyle from monster high, loosely based on her ghoul chat doll 🦇💌

if you're interested in commissioning me my prices are in my carrd: https://kikueatgoo.carrd.co