Wait sorry which song won song of the summer? Fucking fortnight? Are you kidding me? Birds of a feather, good luck babe, wanna be, guess, too sweet, please please please and we can’t be friends were right there. Like that was one hell of a lineup. This was maybe the one category I was damn certain Taylor wouldn’t win in. I don’t think I could even recognise fortnight I haven’t heard it ANYWHERE.
🚨 | 'Fortnight' has made it to the FINAL round of VMAs category for 'Song Of The Summer'. Don't forget to vote for 'Fortnight' by going over to mtv's instagram story and clicking the link to vote, or simply click here to vote!
Note: This category is important and fan voted. Please be careful NOT to click on the other finalist's link and only click the link on the story that has Taylor. Clicking the link will automatically count as a vote so click on Taylor's link only.
[music starts]
Cast my spell, from my wand
Drink my drink, dance til dawn
Drink my drink, dance til dawn
Cast my spell, from my wand
Yes I am a mage, no you can't ask my age
Because I'm old as balls, but I still can dance and rave
And when we're at the function, that's when i drink my potion
And then me and my mages, start causing a commotion
Cast my spell, from my wand
Drink my drink, dance til dawn
And now we're having fun, the parties just begun
The boys are out, the moon is up, and in its light we run
And all the club is dancing, air thick with romancing
Ladies to ladies casting spell, and they are so enchanting
Drink my drink, dance til dawn
Cast my spell, from my wand
Cast my spell, from my wand
Drink my drink, dance til dawn
[music fades out]
There is no greater justice in the world than all these fame desperate TikTokers writing soulless songs and claiming to have written "the song of the summer" only to be shown up by two people making a shitpost parody of 2000s eurodance.
It’s gonna be a Chappell Roan summer this, brat summer that, cruel summer; stop it. I need the summer to stop. It’s so hot. End it. I wish I could go back to spring again
Nicola, you may have predicted that Luke would be the internet's boyfriend, but instead, we, the internet, have decided that you are to be the Internet's girlfriend.
May you be the song of the summer and Netflix's chart-topper, our favorite altruistic leading lady.
you! can kiss a hundred boys in bars! shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling!! you can say it’s just the way you are make a new excuse another stupid reason! good luck babe! well good luck babe!
there are now three who have taken on the role of ms. biljana electronica. there could be more. anyone could become ms. biljana electronica. you could. i could. welcome to the biljanaverse.