#Sandra's Blog

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

river phoenix and keanu reeves talking about each other

"I've always loved you, River. River is my best friend and I don't have many of them." - Keanu "That's really sweet, Keany." - River

"Every evening that we don't spend together we're on the phone." - Keanu

"He's beautiful, inventive, funny and creative, too." - Keanu

"I really would like to do Shakespeare with River. I think we’d have a hoot. We could do A Midsummer Night’s Dream or Romeo and Juliet." - Keanu "I’ll be Juliet." - River

"Meeting River was a revelation." - Keanu

"There was a lot of deep love." - River (about "Private Idaho")

"We brought good out in each other." - Keanu

"River's the best, he's a god, he's the king. I pray to the church of River Phoenix!" - Keanu

"(After a long silence) River was an exceptional person, incredible. Where is my Juliet? Bullshit. Fuck! (After another long silence) He was a really good guy." - Keanu

"I don't have any friends in the business. Just River. Oh where, oh where has my Juliet gone?" - Keanu

"I don't know what I'm going to do when I get older, do you, Keany?" - River "I'd like to maybe get a boat someday and sail around. Maybe I'll settle down and I'll raise a family. I've always wanted kids." - Keanu "I didn't know that --" - River "You never asked, dude." - Keanu "I really want kids too." - River

"It’s weird speaking about him in the past. I hate speaking about him in the past. So I almost always gotta keep it present." - Keanu

"I liked the guy and wanted to work with him." - River

"Keany, he's a sweetheart. People don't understand him." - River

BONUS: "Keanu and River were kind of soulmates, they had known each other for a few years… but they were." - Gus Van Sant

BONUS: "Suddenly he and Reeves are off, excitedly exploring the possibility of doing Shakespeare together. They stand nose to nose- Phoenix newly bleached blond as part of his bid to play the young Andy Warhol in a future Van Sant biopic, Reeves dark-haired and tanned- like positive and negative images of each other. They sustain their banter throughout the meal, as one interrupts the other, but only to complete his thought." - Interview Magazine

BONUS: "I watched how Keanu grieved. And oh, did he grieve for his friend. He’s very private, but he couldn’t hide that. And just to see that a man like that was able to grieve. And I remember thinking, God, if that’s the tip of the iceberg of his depth, and his level of love and care for a friend—that just draws you in." - Sandra Bullock

BONUS: "Talking about Phoenix, Reeves has one of what he calls his “excellent panic attacks”, and his china-doll complexion becomes whiter than white; his brown eyes turn black. Time to change the subject." - SKY Magazine

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🚨SPOILERS AHOY!🚨

Fantasy High Junior Year NPC Profiles! (Episode 2)

(2 of the pictures are together as a collage because I can't put more than 10 photos in a post 😭🥲)

(I didn't add the NPC profiles we've already seen in episode 1)

[blogthatgoeswrong]

Sandra x Max - Would you fall in love with me again from EPIC (the musical) Roles are switched because Max was waiting a while. I think this might be my favourite edit to date. (@personinthepalace, @sit-cons)

[nicollekidman]

please see me across the bar please like my vibe please please please please please..........

[moyathermopolis]

candy 18+

can be read as a stand alone, but here’s the first part the giver

inspired by candy // ravyn lenae

pairing: eve polastri x female reader warnings: smut, mommy kink, dirty talk, age gap, degradation, humiliation, rough sex, face slapping, sub/dom themes, killing eve au, 18+ word count: 1k

"i asked for my turn and you... gave it to me? just like that?" the imposing taller woman stood behind you, grazing and nipping at your neck as she held your wrists together. you pressed your ass into her, whimpering when she trailed the end of a wooden paddle down your stomach and across your thick thighs. eve looked at your reflection through the tall floor-length mirror she had you facing, her soft toned body held you close, whispering sweet dirty things to you as she slid the smooth wood between your pussy lips. "you're a slut."

you whimpered and clenched your thighs together, getting even more stimulation from her paddle, "this is the first time i've ever done something like this, i swear."

"why would i believe that? you just fucked my wife in the parking lot of a random bar."

"i-i didn't know she was married, i- i j-just-"

"i just, i just…" eve mocked you, rolling her eyes and erupting in laughter, "shut up, i don't want to hear your excuses."

when the odd couple invited you back to their home, you hesitated but you didn't want the night to end. throwing caution to the wind, you went to their cozy home and didn't ask any questions when eve led you upstairs, away from villanelle, who held a knowing grin. you didn’t know what the two women had in store for you, but you had all night to figure it out.

"mmm you're creaming all over my wood dirty girl, do you like what you see?"

you peaked at her black and cream lace lingerie set, the delicious stretch of the straps of the garter belt around her muscular thighs turning you on more. "yesss."

eve grabbed a fistful of your hair, yanking your head back against her shoulder. "yes what?" she spat out.

"yes mommy." you whimpered, trying your best to appease her.

"good little girl."

she wrapped her arm around your stomach, lowering you both to the floor. you hissed as the cream rug rubbed against your bruised sore ass. her muscular thighs sat on either side of you as her feet hooked behind your knees, spreading your legs wide apart. eve took the end the paddle and rubbed it against your sensitive nipples, "do you have a safe word?" you nodded breathlessly your eyes never leaving her big brown ones in the reflection of the mirror. "what is it?"

"candy."

eve smirked before landing two hits on your chest, the sheer intensity of them made you jump back against her. she held you tighter, biting and licking your neck while soothing your tender breast with her other hand. the sparkling ring on her finger gleamed under the warm lights, catching your eye and making you wet as fuck. you never thought being shared and fucked by two married women could excite you this much, but it did, and it was so fucking hot.

eve threw her paddle to the side, she sunk her teeth into her bottom lip as she spread your pussy lips apart, "look at that soaking wet cunt, mmmmm, so fucking pretty."

"and already used by your hot wife." you quipped, a smug grin hanging from your lips.

"you stupid slut," eve slapped you so hard tears sprung to the corners of your eyes, your smirk instantly disappeared as you cowered, "i sent my wife to break you in, how else is my big dick supposed to fit in you?" she was far rougher than villanelle, meaner too, and you didn't expect that. eve looked so sweet and gentle, but you knew now she was anything but.

eve's face was expressionless and cold, making her dangerous as you didn’t know what to expect from her. she spread her fingers around your neck massaging the skin there before squeezing it firmly. she ran her fingers through your folds, gathering your arousal, and sunk a finger deep inside of you. "fuuuuck..." you groaned, leaning back into her, your eyes fluttering closed.

“open those pretty eyes, i want you to watch me.” you followed her command seamlessly, eyes locking onto hers in the mirror. her big curly hair framed her beautiful face as she played in your cunt, you gasped when she added two more fingers, stretching you wide. “just like that pretty girl, you’re taking my fingers so well.”

“s-so full mommy, fuck!”

“can you fit another?”

“i-i don’t know..?” you shuddered, pouting at the older woman, “m’already so full.”

“don’t you want to be a good girl for me?”

“i do! you know i do.”

“then you’ll take what i give you, won’t you?” eve tightened her grip on your neck, not waiting for an answer she slipped a fourth finger inside of you. a breathless gasp escaped you and you rocked your hips against her fingers. the loud squelching sounds of your pussy filled the bedroom, the harmonious sound urged her on further. “i knew you could do it, what a good little girl you are for me.”

“shit! ah, m’so fucking full mommy, you’re stretching me out so good.” your hooded eyes met hers and then traveled down to her full lips, “can i have a kiss?”

“well since you asked so sweetly,” she withdrew her fingers from you and brought them to your mouth. you immediately wrapped your lips around them, sucking them in while never breaking eye contact with eve. you reached up, caressing her cheek, mesmerized by her beauty. eve tapped your neck, signaling for you to let go. once you did she cupped your face, bringing your lips to hers. you moaned into her mouth, swooning at her gentle touch.

you liked when she was sweet like this, calling you a good girl and working your body tenderly. you turned your body towards her as the kiss deepened, her tongue swirled around your mouth before she latched onto yours, sucking it. wanton moans escaped both of you as your hands traveled down her breast, over her toned abs, and to her thick thighs.

brutal pounding on the wooden doors pulled you two apart, “time’s up eve! open the door!” villanelle’s muffled voice carried into the bedroom, the relentless pounding never stopping.

deja vu.

your chest heaved up and down, lips swollen and heart racing. “do i get to have both of you now?”

[sploos-agent-comics]

Squidbeak Splatoon roll call!!

[dcdreamblog]

Ok top 5 hottest mystery men, and don't deny you have preference! We've seen your posts!!!

This is entrapment. I'm calling my lawyer... ... ...Ground rules. I'm taking mystery men to mean men and women here, because I'm not making two lists. I'm also only putting in the running people as they existed during the Squadron's heyday. I'm not going to come out here and simp for a bunch of heroes who are still active and nominally in my dating bracket because that is WEIRD

Yes that means Sandy is not on this list, which is why you asked. My revenge is petty but final. 5. Sandra Knight AKA The Phantom Lady.

(A popular war bond pinup of Knight)

YES ITS CLICHE BUT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Sandra Knight is a woman who is known for 2 things. Being stubborn as a mule and for wearing the kind of costume that caused spontaneous nosebleeds in a mile radius around her. She's confidently flirtatious, fiery in her conviction and if she was wearing any less she'd be on a list. You look at her legs in this picture and I dare you. I DARE YOU to judge me. Sometimes the obvious answer is obvious for a reason.

4. Al Pratt AKA The Atom.

(A photograph of Pratt taken during a JSA address in Washington DC)

He is 5'1" and every single millimeter of it is home grown BEEF. He is the Charles Atlas story made manifest. Kind, polite and well meaning but with the heart of lion. He's the kind of guy who would bring you out to the lake and ask you to go steady after knocking your bully flat on his ass with one punch. If you like the Archie type of carrying your books for you and laying his jacket in a mud puddle chivalry AND you want the kind of man who looks like he could bend a motorcycle in half with his thighs. He is the WHOLE package.

3. Susan Barr nee Kent AKA Bulletgirl

(An image of Kent from the cover a war bond comic) This is probably my most "hear me out" answer if only because she's much less well known unless you happen to be from Fawcett City. Is it the legs (pardon me "gams") that go all the way up? Yes.

Is it the classy, wavy chocolate brown hair that seems to shimmer like running water? Yes.

Is it the kind of classic silver screen movie star pretty that leaves your heart thumping visibly out of your chest like Bugs Bunny? Yes.

I've had a crush on Bulletgirl since I was a child, my first deep dive into any Golden Ager was a report I wrote in middle school about her just so I could devour every ounce of information that was publically available at this time. This one is an innocent school boy puppy crush which makes me feel better about putting a woman who was publically married during the war on this list. But only barely.

2. Greg Saunders AKA Vigilante

(A photograph of Saunders taken during a 7 Soldiers parade, 1945)

Hand me a puffy pink fan, paint a beauty mark on my left cheek and hold me up because I am now a fainting southern belle being swept off her feet by the handsome stranger and his mysterious ways.

He's got a motorcycle, he's good with kids, he has his own rope. And lest we not forget he's also an internationally famous, genre redefining country western singer. I know its before the time of most of you but have you HEARD this man? That accent, that harmony, every single thing about his voice feels like melting into a crackling south western bonfire

Oh lordy I am coming down with a case of the vapors.

Jonathan Chambers AKA Johnny Quick

(A rendering of Chambers from the poster of "The Squadron" motion picture, 1970) ...listen. LISTEN. ...I have this thing about bitchy men. Not mean men, not abusive men. No, just bitchy men. A man who will make a snide comment in my ear, or giggle with me in the back of some blowhard's speech, or come up with a little pet name he trots out a little too casually in front of my colleagues and then sweeps me off of my feet and treats me to rose petals and candles. I want a man who will make me steam like a clam bake and then right when I'm about to break a chair over his head he gets down on one knee and breaks out an absurd bouquet of roses. I want a man who I want to strangle and then who I want to marry inside the space of an hour. I have a THING. About bitchy men

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

sandra pollock hfjone

Today, Jesus is holding:

Sandra Pollock from hfjONE

[pink-asters]

“I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for” - Sally Owens, Practical Magic (1998)

[sta4rgirl]

𝔓𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

sandra bullock as diane shaver and kiefer sutherland as jeff harriman in the vanishing (1993)

[brightmoontrigon]

falls to my knees weeping and coughing up blood

[purrassicjet]

Sandra Lynn: Name a more iconic duo than my attachment issues and crippling seperation anxiety. I'll wait

Jawbone: You and me!!

Sandra Lynn: O-oh!

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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 7🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 7 "Stress Tested"

Timestamp: 1:10:28

Video Length: 1min. & 9sec.

Fig succeeding in Warlock classes because they're at night! 😂🤣

Brennan: "But go ahead and give me either Arcana or Persuasion or Performance for this first academic track."

Emily: "Okay, we're gonna go Performance." *rolls dice* "A two becomes a 16."

Brennan: "Two becomes a 16. You do have the Fabian Bardic. 'Cause a 17's an A+ I'll say."

Emily: "Really? And so it's a d8? Okay. And this is for Warlock? Yeah, I wanna nail this." *rolls dice* "That's an eight."

Ally: "Hell yeah."

Brennan: "Hell yes!"

Emily: "So we got a 24."

Brennan: "Fig, you get back to Mordred Manor one night and you see your mom is a little bit teary and you see Jawbone's got an arm around her shoulder and she says,"

Sandra Lynn: "Did you get an A+ in Warlock Class?!"

Fig: "Yeah. Maybe I just was really tired going to all these day classes and I'm just doing better with the night classes."

(Brennan's laughter in between that sentence! 😭💀✋)

Brennan: "You see, Jawbone says,"

Jawbone: "There's a lot of studies about teenagers and the amount of sleep they need."

Kristen: "Why do they start school at 7:00 a.m.?! That's crazy!"

Jawbone: "I don't know. I don't know."

Brennan: "That's amazing! You take your Warlock classes but you only have one half of your MCAT signed."

[fig-andthesigfigs]

Hey honey, hope tour is going well. Listen, you might come home to... a little bit of a mess, just wanted to let you know everyone is mostly safe now. I love you so much. I really should say that more, I'm sorry.

- @toprangermom

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[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

I know it's been months since you posted about it but. I want to hear about the Bad Moms.

No worries! I'm always happy to chat, no matter the time! This one's gonna be a long one though, so strap in!

First things first, all of the Bad Moms are at least 15th-level adventurers, if not higher. All of them, excluding Sklonda, have canonically either adventured or did something like it. And Sklonda is high-level because she's just that badass.

In order of first appearance, we'll start off with the imposing Hallariel Seacaster, who, side note, I truly believe is almost seven feet tall. Just a tower of a bored housewife who used to be the best swordswoman in Spyre (Think Morticia Addams but slightly less goth). This leads me to believe that she'd be a straight Fighter (all of the Seacasters are) with the Samurai subclass. A heavy hitter who just won't drop yet still smoothly transitions into being an elegant courtier when need be. Oh, and I'd love for them to bring back the sober trigger mechanic from Unsleeping City S2 for her! It'd also be a treat to watch her deal with other Elves who make pointed backhanded comments about her finally settling down with another Elf and how it's good to see that she's done playing house with that human husband and half-human son of hers.

Next up is Wilma Thistlespring! My most precious Artificer Bard! With the subclasses Battle Smith and College of Creation, respectively. Battle Smith because in "Family in Flames", while Digby had a Tesla-coil laser canon (a hallmark of an Artilerist), Wilma had a fleet of spinning gyros instead. It'd probably take a little reflavouring but I think she could have her Steel Defender be this swarm of bird-like constructs that fuck a bitch up. And for the College of Creation part, I mean... It's the Bard subclass all about having a Song in your heart and that Song being one of the most ancient and powerful magic of all. If that's not Wilma Thistlespring to a T then I don't know what is. Also, btw, I'd love for her to be played by Elaine Lee because, if I remember correctly, Brennan took inspiration for the Thistlesprings from his parents!

Next is Mom of the Year, Sklonda Gukgak, who is obviously a straight-up Inquisitive Rogue, just like her son! This one is one of the more obvious picks for her and one of the only ones really. None of the other Rogue subclasses fit quite right while still making sense for her character. Like, maaaybe she could be a Mastermind Rogue, but I think it's a stretch. And it's the only subclass that she could conceivably get to a high enough level without her being a straight-up adventurer. I honestly think it'd be so funny to watch her get pulled into an adventure. Because I think she's a lot like Carameldina and Steel in the way of absolutely hating that they live in a DnD world, but instead of being utterly baffled by why her son is acting like an adventurer, she knows. She knows she lives in a world where adventures happen and the Call to Adventurer is a real phenomenon that wraps people up with Quest Fever. She's been trying to keep Riz from it ever since Pok died. So getting to watch her finally get the Call herself would be fantastic.

Sandra Lynn Faeth, the messiest bench ever, is next up and she's pretty straightforward, just like Sklonda. She's a Beast Master Ranger and that's all she wrote! Obviously, most of the fun of watching Sandra Lynn take center stage would be in witnessing her past come back to haunt her and seeing how she deals with it. The most glaring plot hook for a Bad Moms season (as long as they don't do it in Junior Year) would be her serving justice to the older adventurer creep who got her blacklisted from adventuring! I want her to kick ass, take names, and call Jawbone whenever she wants to make out with someone because she's still too anxious to do it impromptu even though they've talked about it!

Second to last, we've got Cathilda Ceili!!! Fight me if you think she doesn't count as a Bad Mom!!! She does!! She and Roz are picking up the slack that fucking Arianwen and Donna are dropping, okay? Okay. Now, while her being a Swashbuckler Rogue is a given. What else was she going to be? I'm also kinda leaning towards her multiclassing into Banneret Fighter, is that crazy? It's just that it feels that she'd also have some support mechanics in her roster (like Rallying Cry) and having Action Surge and Second Wind could tie why her work ethic is so tireless. Plus, as a Fighter, she'd fit in with the rest of the Seacasters! Listen, i want to see Cathilda let loose for once. And I feel like the other Bad Moms could get her there.

Finally! Roslyn "Roz" Fukumoto! She's such a wild card because we literally know nothing about her, but I think it'd be fun to include her in a Bad Moms season. Getting to know another Aguefort Alumni like Sandra Lynn and learning about what life is like outside of Elmville in another small town in Solace. I don't know if there'd be any tension between her and Wilma, (mostly because Wilma's such a sweetie) but getting to see their dynamic would be a treat. Now, for what class she could be. Another spellcaster would round out the party nicely, leaning more toward like a Warlock or even a half-caster, like a Paladin. But if she'd had to be a martial, a Fantasy High hasn't had a Monk PC yet and they are always a joy to watch.

Whew! That's about it for the Bad Moms class wise. It's such a pipe dream but it'd be such a joy to watch a group of older women play DnD as this badass team of Moms. I hope this satisfies your curiosity, @deconstructthesoup!!