#Simpsons reference!

[wolfinshipclothing]

Marcy: We would do anything for you, Anne. We would kill for you.

Sasha: Please ask us to kill for you.

Anne: No!

Sasha and Marcy, putting their knives down: :(

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Wow ok Grandpa let’s get you to bed…

[randomitemdrop]

Item: can of Creak Oil, which ensures that hinges on doors and gates in spooky areas creak properly to ensure ambiance.

[litta-jpg]

bestie vibes

[mogwaisonmars]

"We're just trying to help you🙄"

idk why my brain made this correlation but it did

image from simpsons short 05 The Pacifier

[lackadaisycal-art]

drew louis for my iwtv obsessed sister but she couldn't come up with a good quote for me to add on the spot so i ad-libbed

[heavenlydevil69]

Yes, Astarion!

[maginersp]

👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Michael Kovach when he hears there's an audition for an indie animated series

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

GARCIA: What did people do before the internet? Did you just not know anything?

ROSSI: No, we didn’t. You would ask your Aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer, and you’d carry that misinformation with you for twenty years.

REID: Well, I mean… or you could, I don’t know… pick up a book?

(Inspired by @SketchesbyBoze on Twitter)

[daysofyellowroses]

beef

carmen berzatto x reader | 900 words | based on this very lovely request | no real warnings, just pretty damn cute if i do say so myself 🫶🏻💗🌼

In the sanctuary of your own thoughts, you can admit that when you were first getting ready to plan your wedding with Carmy, you were..nervous. 

Not because you didn't want to get married, you were over the moon when Carm proposed. It felt like the perfect next step in your relationship, and being engaged was such a wonderful feeling. 

But of course, you had to begin wedding plans eventually. Suffice to say, when you have a fiancé who's prone to stress and panic attacks, planning the biggest day of your lives is never going to be easy.

Except..it was?

Okay, it wasn't entirely 100% smooth sailing but for the most part..it was actually enjoyable. 

Maybe it was something to do with you and Carm not wanting a typical huge wedding, maybe it was that everyone in your lives sensed the stress that could happen and stepped in to help. You liked to think it was a little from column A, a little from column B.

You were determined to keep things as close as possible to what you and Carm wanted, the plans you'd casually talk about while making dinner or relaxing on the couch watching TV.

Of course having your friends and family be involved was incredible, and you and Carm appreciated their support and ideas, but there were some nights you had to turn your phone on silent, unable to look at another suggestion for a venue, or dress, or a cake, or a DJ. 

As it turned out, you found the perfect location when you weren't even trying. It was a random weekday that you and Carm had decided to take off, wanting to switch off from everything for a while and just enjoy each other's company. At someone's suggestion, you couldn't remember which of you had said it, you ended up at the botanic garden. It was so peaceful and beautiful, and walking around hand in hand with the love of your life, surrounded by colorful flowers and laughing at stupid jokes and stealing kisses made your heart soar. That evening, when another venue was suggested, you and Carm both looked at each other before you replied that you'd already found the perfect one.

Food was obviously a big part of your wedding plans, and you weren't sure why you were surprised that Carm and the bear crew insisted they could take care of it. You had hoped you'd at least have Syd on your side, but you were forced to take a stand on your own. It wasn't that you didn't want them all making the food, obviously it would be delicious, it was more a case of..you wanted them to be involved in the wedding in a different way, not just to be working as they always did. 

You wanted them to be bridesmaids and ushers, to read poems and be in your wedding pictures. You wanted to dance with them all night, take shots, and stuff yourself with desserts. What you didn't want was for them all to be too exhausted to do any of that. In the end, you agreed that Carm could choose what would be on the menu, he just couldn't make it. One day off wouldn't kill him. 

The guest list was surprisingly one of the easiest parts of the wedding plans. You and Carm both agreed you didn't want to invite great aunts you'd met once as a toddler or your entire kindergarten class, so you settled on family and friends who you were actually close to and wanted to celebrate with. You ended up with under hundred invites, just, but it felt like a little victory.

The dress..was not your favorite part, if you were honest. The dream of walking into a store, finding a dress, buying it and putting it aside for the wedding was dashed quickly when you were dragged into several bridal stores. It was am experience, sure, but standing in your underwear while an old woman squinted at you before hauling a dress over you was not ideal. You didn't want some huge Disney princess gown, and you weren't going to spend thousands on a dress you would wear once. In the end, you found a dress on a random website one night, sending the link to Syd and immediately buying it when she said she loved it. $150 and with some sneaky tailoring it could be worn again, that was definitely a victory.

By the time you'd got your dress, the wedding seemed to be closer than ever. Spring had seemed so far away when you'd gotten engaged, but when the air felt warmer and the leaves were coming back onto the trees, you felt an excitement that it was really happening, you would wear the dress and stand in a beautiful garden in front of everyone you loved and tell Carm you would always be by his side. 

Because that was what it was all for. 

When you woke up at two in the morning in a panic that you'd forgotten to book a photographer/DJ/makeup artist, Carm was there to reassure you it was all okay, everything was under control. When you would be sitting on the counter listening to him tell you about his day, watching him smile to himself, when you would be laying on the couch watching TV and his hand would just gently stroke your arm or your waist or your hair. 

There was never a doubt in your mind about marrying him, and through all the planning, that was what you focused on. 

And when the big day finally came, you knew you couldn't have planned it any better when you were standing side by side with the man of your dreams, ready to take the next step.

[stupidhany]

Posting this cause tbh this needs to be posted in here

I'm thinking of scanning these some time soon

[secondary-colorentimy]

twin telepathy

[santapinguinica]

Happy octodaddy ♥

[flowerbloom-arts]

Based on this gay-ass clip from The Heartbroke Kid (s16 ep17) and also Skinner's character wiki setting his birthday one July 12. (I still need someone to find the source for that information, the fandom wiki absolutely did not bother with that and it's contradicted by another page in the wiki)

They probably don't usually hang out in the summer which is why Chalmers didn't realize sooner.

[irlsimpsons]

Framed Metaphysical Marge canvas print available on Etsy in multiple sizes!