#So have a silly

[auditioheros]

❝  sorry to say, but it's iced coffee or bust. anything else is wrong. ❞

[maraariana01]

pov you're spring bonnie and ralpho

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

the character everyone gets wrong

that one thing you see in fics all the time

there should be more of this type of fic/art

Thank you for the ask! From this ask game.

1. the character everyone gets wrong

Cedric, obviously. He is not nice. He does absolutely not care. He's unfriendly. He kills people, for fucks sake. Why the fuck is everyone swooning over him.

(If he knew, he'd be so confused, and possibly unsettled. That would be so fun.)

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

Not necessarily "fics", as I don't really start many stories where I suspect that's gonna be the case, but i see it in prompts all the time. There seems to be this unspoken agreement that "whump" defaults to evil and often intimate whumper kidnaps and keeps poor whumpee, in long term slavery/torture, wanting to break and/or train them.

It gets no tags, and even if it had one, blocking it would be pointless, because everyone and their cat uses them (just like I have to wade through ridiculous amounts of content tagged as "carewhumper" or "pet whump" that have nothing to do with it).

So I see a post that starts out fairly agreeable, "whumpee deserves a little break." Not too far off from writing advice: If there's always tension, that's bad pacing. So what is it? False hope? Changing circumstances? Someone new arriving?

Only to have a "so whumper invites whumpee to cuddle on the sofa and watch tv 🥰🥰🥰" slammed into my face next paragraph. It's tagged #comfort, nothing else.

Fuck my life.

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

Everything straight from my list of favs, obviously /s

But also not /s, because this is kinda part of 25 which I shall complain about in another answer. Yes, I totally wish there were more stories that cater to my very specific, niche inside a niche, taste.

I have a few things I like most - as I can see when I look at my favs and my own writing - but just because a story contains one (or more) of those tropes/things, does not mean I will like it.

I like dungeon/prison setting, but not modern or military. I like fantasy and magic, but I do not overly enjoy some common things like vampires/demons. I do enjoy a good bit of gore, but I want happy ends and no MCD. I like ace characters, but I've grown tired of m/m pairings since before I joined here.

In the end, no single trope will be more important than my need to have a good story I enjoy.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[pigeonneaux]

the worst wolvie

[chloesimaginationthings]

Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[cainternn]

deadpool and wolverine thoughts

[shayneysides]

hobie: kill yourself

pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO

original format from @ha-youwish in this post!

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

[lenaellsi]

guard snake

[emberglowfox]

i dont think the sages are distinctly aware of everything their avatars are doing, but i imagine some things probably bleed through

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[chloesimaginationthings]

New FNAF clown Jackie from secret of the Mimic!!