#Source: Night Court

[totallyrwbyquotes]

[Taiyang seeing Raven for the first time]

Taiyang: She's a beauty.

Qrow: She used to be a man.

Taiyang: What's your point?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Things that are done, it is needless to speak about . . . things that are past, it is needless to blame. Scott: Confucius? Derek: Probably. In any case it's the longest message I've ever read in a fortune cookie.

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Aaron, telling the guild about Saber's love life: She's been seeing him for months. I'm telling you, I think it's the L word.

Kai, sarcastically: Leather?

Saber, on the phone about ten feet away: Hello, Zak. I just wanted to tell you something. I don't ever want to see your ugly face again unless it has an ax in it!

Aaron: Love is so beautiful.

[incorrectrivals]

Rupert: What would you call a man who goes to the docks to see off navy ships, then hands out his business cards to all the wives and girlfriends who were left behind?

Bas: A visionary.

[incorrectmahoyakuquotes]

Lennox: Master Faust, I know I haven't been here very long and sometimes I, well something I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'd like to pass on some advice that Figaro used to give me: Talk with your head but listen with your heart. Faust: He sounds like a wise man. Lennox: Yeah. We have no idea why he killed himself.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Elmer: Youw honor, I know I haven't been here vewy wong and sometimes I, well something I don't know what the heck you're talking about. I'd wike to pass on some advice that my Uncle Wouie used to give me: Talk with your head but wisten with your heart. Judge Granny: He sounds like a wise man. Elmer: Yeah we have no idea why he shot himself.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Feyre: What are you in the mood for? 

Rhysand: World domination. 

Feyre: That's a bit ambitious. 

Rhysand: You are my world. 

Feyre: Aww... 

[long pause]

Feyre: OH.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: I was a pretty lousy sister.

Caitlyn: You couldn't have been that bad.

Vi: My last words to Powder were "There is no Santa Claus."

Ezreal: What!?

Caitlyn: Don't listen to her, Ez.

[constantvariations]

ACoTaR: Under the Mountain

ACoMaF: first dinner with the Inner Circle

Inch resting

[lunadove]

Night Court 2023 Summary

Abby: Dad, now that you’re gone, I need a father figure. Maybe an angel? Yeah, that’s it! Send me an angel! The nicest angel you have!

Dan: *emerges from the smoking wreckage of his life, laughing hysterically*

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Winter: I was a pretty lousy sister.

Blake: You couldn't have been that bad.

Winter: My last words to Weiss were "There is no Santa Claus."

Ruby: What!?

Yang: Don't listen to her, Ruby.

[incorrectnightcourtquotes]

Dan, after becoming philanthropic

Dan: Hey, do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants? Roz: That's a cross. Dan: Across from where?

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Tori: What do you mean, "What did they look like?" They looked like killers!

Kit: Yeah! They were mean-looking and they had noses and they had dark suits!

[boasamishipper]

looks like we have a summary for the next new night court ep!

Night Court 3x15 "Passing the Bar" Abby gets more than she bargained for when she offers to help Wyatt's friend stay sober for the night. Dan and Julianne battle for the best prize in Gurgs' annual evidence locker lottery.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Nobody ah say nobody had even tasted The Colonel's spicy thighs, and they wuh just throwing money at him. All ah say all they knew was that he was a twisted waw vet with an insatiable desiuh to muhduh chickens.

Foghorn Leghorn

[i-only-see-daylight]

Feyre: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. 

Cassian: Mine just says "Cass, no." 

Feyre: I want you to apply it to every possible situation