Missa: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Roier: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Missa, scoffing: Oh, please.
Phil, walking uo to Missa after overhearing: Hey, how you doin’?
Missa:
Missa: *giggles and blushes*
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Betelgeuse: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Lydia: You always act stupid.
Lydia:
Lydia: Wait...
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Marx: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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Kim : Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Chay : With tears?
Kim : No.
Chay : *tears up*
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Fireheart: I’m in love with you.
Onewhisker: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Fireheart: I know.
Onewhisker: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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The Brides Diaries Incorrect Quotes #377
Dracula: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Ella: Why? It was important.
Dracula: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Ihrin, shrugging: The people need to know.
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arthur, stoned out of his mind: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* you’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
dentist, so done: please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself
Cas: but don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Gegg: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Phil: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Lydia: I'm gonna need a human skull, but you can't ask why.
Betelgeuse: Only if you also don't ask why.
Betelgeuse: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
Lydia: ...
Lydia, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Marx: Hey, Adeleine?
Adeleine: Yeah?
Marx: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Adeleine:
Adeleine: Where’s Gooey?
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Kim : .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Chay : What's that?
Kim : Remorse code.
Chay : I'm even angrier now...
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Kou: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Kou: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Ruby: Uh... what's up with him?
Tomohito: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Kou: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Dazai, crying: It's working.
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Ponyboy: *sneaking in through their window*
Darry: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* "You want to tell me where you've been all night?"
Ponyboy: "I was with Soda?"
Soda: *turning in their chair* "Wanna try again?"
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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