Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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Izzy and Stede, at some point
Izzy: I was wondering if we could have a little chat
Stede: Oh, you want me to go home
Izzy: No, it’s the the opposite of that
Stede: I want you to go home?
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Stede: Edward please put your glasses back on.
Edward: I wore the glasses for a day and my eyes are much better now! Watch.
Edward: *points of Fang* Ivan.
Edward: *points to Ivan* Fang.
Edward: *points to Izzy* Sasquatch!
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Incorrect Our Flag Means Death
Ed: Stede, if there's ever a tomorrow where we are not together, there's something you must remember.
Stede (sleepily): (Yawns) And what might that be, Edward?
Ed: You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.
Stede (groggy and drowsy, smiling): Oh...Oh, that's easy. We're...braver than a bee...And-a...longer than a tree...And taller than a goose...Or is it a moose?
Ed: (Chuckles) No, dearie ol' Stede. You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem...And smarter than you think.
Stede: (Falls asleep, resting on Ed's shoulder)
Ed: But the most important thing is... (He gives his leather gloves to Stede, closing his hands on them.) Even if we are apart, I'll always be with you...I'll always be with you...(He bends towards him) Always be with you... (He kisses Stede)
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this is just every interaction between them actually
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Ed to Stede, during season 2: I hate you.
Frenchie, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
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No, sir. Definitely not.
(Quote Source: Parks and rec)
p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴☠️💕
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The crew: So what’s for dinner?
Roach: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
The crew: …
Olu: Is it soup?
Roach: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Jim: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Roach: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Izzy: STOP!
*one hour later*
The crew: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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roach: just once I would like someone to say "thank you" for the goodbye sandwich I so thoughtfully prepared for them.
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Incorrect OFMD:
Stede: Well...Tell me about that Blackbear...Is he...handsome?
Ed: Well, yes.
Stede: Strong and brave?
Ed: He is.
Stede: Well...I'd like to meet him.
Ed: I'll be sure to tell him.
Stede: Oh, thank you.
Ed: (sighs, now very close) Oh, you're welcome....
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