#Stephen Clarke

[bosguy]

Men in kilts

I never tire of posting pictures of the Kilted Coaches, Stephen & Rab. #kilts

The Kilted Coaches are a personal favorite for this weekly post. Previous Men in Kilts Posts

[rashmeerl]

48 hours before the #Paris Olympics #thisweekthosebooks has exclusives from authors Stephen Clarke and Dr Dominic Davies. Paris-based Clarke on his new novel set at the Games; Davies on his study of infrastructure and can the Games rebuild and reimagine a city. Pl read https://open.substack.com/pub/thisweekthosebooks/p/paris-goes-for-olympic-gold-levelling-up?r=1ejfm&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

[blue-sadie]

Good Morning

You wake up needing him

The rays of sunlight peaked through the curtains making both of your body's glow, the morning coldness left goosebumps all over your naked bodies and you enjoyed eachothers presences.

You were the one that woke up first, his hair was all messy some of it sticking to his forehead as he let out soft hums in his sleep, his arm was lazily settled on your bare thigh, his finger tips twitching every so often from his dream.

You stared at him as you sneakily moved your hand from his chest downward tracing your finger tips along his abs to his v line causing a shiver to run up his spine, then as your hand went further your breathe hitched he was already hard for you.

It was fairly easy to move yourself on top of him, your thighs straddling his waist as you raise yourself to take him in, the eager movements caused him to stir from his sleep his hands finding their places on your hips planting you down on top of him.

He would chuckle and speak to you with his raspy calling you a bad girl for not asking him first but he'd soon let you continue your actions, 1 orgasm turned into 2 then 3, you wanted this so your not going to stop intil I think you've had enough he would say as he puts his hands behind his head watching you bounce on his cock.

Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan, Berry Allen, Jake Lockley, Marc Spector, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Stephen Strange

[leadandblood]

Some make-up photos I haven't yet seen. Collected from the actors' respective instagrams (+ elsewhere I can't recall)

gore warning but like... it's kinda silly and goofy. Worth a look though. Burnt Stanley and a bloodied Darlington (?)

[jetslay]

Absolute Power: Task Force VII variant covers by Stephen Platt.

[thundergrace]

[louisbxne]

THE GREEN MILE (1999)

[firstresponderpigeon]

Just watched a nerdy guy from penn state absolutely crush the pummel horse. It was electric!

He took a little nap and pummeled that horse

[pucktyreshannism]

✨nerds✨ in Olympics Paris 2024 (so far, that i watch):

1. Stephen Nedoroscik - Men's Artistic Gymnastics

2. Félix Lebrun - Men's Table Tennis

3. Baptiste Addis - Men's Individual Archery

i mean- look at himmm

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Evil Computer

Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money

Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness? Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun Ellison: lightening up costs extra

Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever Elon Musk: mama mia! Musk: concerning!

Ellison: who's this guy? Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk King: he's not my friend Barker: he shows up sometimes King: he's not my friend

Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend Lovecraft: what Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews! Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur! Lovecraft: which kid? Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk

Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you King: how does it make you live forever? Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking

Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like Ellison: like ice caves and shit Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly King: how does it do any of this Ellison: shut the fuck up steve Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra

Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all! Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept? Ellison: think its real scary huh? Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.

Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all Musk: therefore i musta help build it Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!

King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!! Clarke: doesn't he know Clarke: that's the purpose of creation! Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!

Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end! Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too Clarke: oh yeah wow real original Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing Clarke: eat my ass carter

Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun! Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!

Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews Musk: but i lova de israel Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir

[inevesgf]

you want harry w2s? well i want them. we are NOT the same. always in my feels for these men

[bosguy]

Men in kilts

It has been too long since I last shared a photograph of the handsome @kiltedcoaches so I'm sharing this image of Rab Shields and Stephen Clarke. I can't get enough of these guys.

It has been far too long since I last posted a photograph of the Kilted Coaches so when I stumbled upon this photograph of Stephen Clarke and Rab Shields I knew I wanted to share it on my weekly men in kilts post. Previous Men in Kilts Posts

[rashmeerl]

[clarkonomics]

Sydney’s video popped up on my fyp and I opened the comments to see this LMAOOOOO

[brw]

brieuc's 1k celebration; url edit for @cosmicrayed

[jetslay]

"Maybe this feeling we share, Lois and I, is the doorway into a place that transcends death and life, Earth and Krypton." - Clark Kent (Superman: Where Is Thy Sting?)