#Text Toast

[goodbirb]

fatt is a good podcast

[jalattes]

how boop me be

[exfausting]

he's just Matt

[toastling]

Everybody wants to fool the squirrel

[pecfert]

i got a promotion and i can't scream about it on professional channels yet but i'm so fucking happy so i gotta shout it here on the void

[dragonpyre]

You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic

[morganbritton132]

Someone post a Tiktok of Eddie and Steve clearly having their date interrupted by some fans of Eddie’s

Eddie is very obviously trying to be nice. He’s talking to them and taking pictures with them, but he’s also subtly trying to end this interaction. Steve, meanwhile, looks pissed.

The longer this conversation goes on, the more annoyed he looks until he takes a deep breath. He centers himself and then he burst into tears.

His whole body shakes when he sobs, “Eddie, what do you mean you want a divorce?!”

It takes over two hours for the person to post a part two where you can see Steve immediately stop crying when the fans awkwardly shuffle away.

He wipes his face, sticks his fork into their shared dessert and says, “So, anyways.”

Eddie collapses in on himself like a puppet whose strings were cut and whisper-shouts at Steve, “I hate when you do that! I think it’s real every time.”

“Well, I hate when my date is interrupted.”

[toastedclownery]

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE BUT

Wittebane looking hair noodle

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend and I were having a sleepover and had an alarm set for like 3 am so we could go to this little diner and wait in line for like 20 minutes even though it just opened, just for me to get one (1) donut and my friend to get one (1) slice of French toast. That was our breakfast.

[ghostboidanny]

Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption

Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.

Danny: *war flashbacks*

Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸

Batfam: ...

Alfred: ... We also have cereal

Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?

[goodbirb]

Isn't it fucked up Warren accepted to be cyro frozen With the risk of memory loss because he didn't want to be responsible for his life. And when he did lose his memory he still wanted the same thing... It's like the only way to get rid of your problems is to face them

[jalattes]

chappell roan's recent statement about parasocial relationships should really open the door to the conversation about how fandoms suffer from the exact same types of behaviors

if there's a very influential artist or member of a fandom it seems like people forget to treat them like a person. It's okay to like their art. It's okay to rally behind their takes or ship headcanons. It's not okay to practically worship the ground they walk on and shower them with constant praise.

On the other side of that coin I believe it's also up to those people with a decent amount of influence in fandom spaces to set boundaries when things start getting weird— especially in fandoms geared towards younger audiences. As an adult you shouldn't be relying on your dopamine hit of positive feedback from minors. You shouldn't be engaging with them in dms where there's a weird power dynamic if you know for a fact that they see you as some sort of higher figure of influence.

We all need to work on making parasocial relationships less common, both in regards to celebrities and in fandom spaces in general

[exfausting]

hey. what do matt and mello have in their la apartment fridge. answer this ⬇️

[toastling]

Bocchi, the flock!!!!!

*while my Japanese schoolgirl farmhand mimes a concert for the cows, all of my sheep have escaped their enclosure*

[wendigho]

why does tumblr always have to disappoint and disorient me with changes

[pecfert]

“mentally-ill adjacent” according to eri