#The DA

[hpseeker99]

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

[districtattorney404]

death swap?

[cate-geo]

Y/n is incredibly touched starved and asks mark if they can just lay across him like a cat

And he might find it a little strange, but sure, if you��d like to bestie

And so y/n lays on top of him and suddenly all his mental ailments are cured

This is the first time he’s been relaxed enough to take a deep breath in forever, even though his lungs are currently being crushed ??

He tries to very casually ask what’s going on and y/n explains deep pressure therapy

And now every night y/n is a professional weighted blanket

[renatereliquary]

Close-ups 👍

[wendigoruble]

It's a short first chapter but is gonna pick up real quick in the following 3

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Hope you don't mind^^,

Jeez being brought in for something they didn't do was the last thing Cassius wanted today, they were already busy but their feeling of justice and stopping things that was right had to get involved when they tried to stop a fight and got swung at and of course that's when the fight got caught.

As Cassius entered the detective's office as instructed by somebody else, they were taken aback to find a familiar face waiting for them. "Alright, I was told to stop by he—" They froze in mid-sentence, disbelief washing over them. They hadn't anticipated encountering anyone, let alone someone they knew, and they weren't sure if they even wanted to. Quickly averting their gaze, Cassius attempted to mask their recognition, muttering, "Yeah, actually, I think I have the wrong place!" in an attempt to make a hasty exit.

@district-attorney-cassius

Abe was a bit annoyed, his boss had thought he was working to much. So here he was doing cases that happened today but nothing big. Like fights and getting information, aka really god damn boring!

As the detective waited for the person who needed to talk with him he got up to make a class of whiskey. He heard the door open as he took a drink and looked over at the person. Abe looked a bit shocked before his shook his head. “No, your in the right place. Name is Abe. I’m the person taking your case. Got into some fight or something?” He asked as he walked over and opened the case on his desk.

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[ryan-sometimes]

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[hpseeker99]

Neville: I hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a duck. Harry: Harry: Do you want to be a duck? Neville, tearing up: Yeah.

[districtattorney404]

the memories kept coming back to me...

oh Engy, how can I respond to your love now...?

[cate-geo]

The Actor has very big "They said no pickles" extroverted friend energy, ya know?

[renatereliquary]

Let’s try this again, shall we?

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain