#The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show

[puzzled-pegasus]

you guys wanna see a sketch of my pretty furry OC?

This is Royal, Royal Lassie. She's a collie dog. She works as a model and comedian. She's asexual and in a romantic relationship with a raccoon guy whose name I forgot :P

Fun facts: she did ballet, soccer, and track and field as a pup, she can play a little bit of guitar, and if she was in a TV show, she would be voiced by Iliza Shlesinger. Some of her main interests are clothes and shopping, and she likes to sun herself on the beach!

[africanlong]

Eliza schneider movies and tv shows

ELIZA SCHNEIDER MOVIES AND TV SHOWS SERIES

ELIZA SCHNEIDER MOVIES AND TV SHOWS TV

Rogan and Shlesinger discuss the pronunciation of Shlesinger's last time. "Joe Rogan Experience #488 - Iliza Shlesinger". ^ Rogan, Joe Shlesinger, Iliza (April 21, 2014).^ "Iliza Vie Shlesinger poses at the Hollywood Improv on Main.Voice role episode: "Max Caenen In: Why Would He Know If His Mother's a Size Queen" Works Comedy specials YearĮpisode: "Adam Carolla, Iliza Schlesinger & Demetri Martin" On May 12, 2018, Shlesinger married chef Noah Galuten, in a Jewish ceremony in Los Angeles. Released on Netflix on January 7, 2021, following its world premiere on September 4, 2020, at the 77th Venice International Film Festival, Shlesinger played Anita Weiss in Pieces of a Woman, the sister to Martha, the main character. Shlesinger also stars in the March 2020 Netflix film Spenser Confidential and The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show, which premiered April 1, 2020. Her fifth Netflix stand-up special, Unveiled was recorded in Nashville and premiered on Netflix on Nov 19, 2019. Her fourth Netflix stand-up special, Elder Millennial, was recorded aboard USS Hornet, at the USS Hornet Sea, Air & Space Museum in Alameda, California on February 23, 2018, and premiered on Netflix on July 24, 2018. Her third Netflix stand-up special, titled Confirmed Kills, was recorded at The Vic Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, and premiered on Netflix on September 23, 2016. Her second stand-up special, Freezing Hot, was recorded in Denver, Colorado and premiered on Netflix on January 23, 2015. Shlesinger's first comedy album and video, War Paint, was recorded on December 1, 2012, at The Lakewood Theater in Dallas, Texas, and released on Netflix on September 1, 2013. The initial complaint was dismissed and then refiled as a class action suit. In December 2017, it was reported Shlesinger was sued by a man who was denied admission to one of her girls-only shows. On November 7, 2017, Weinstein Books published Shlesinger's book Girl Logic: The Genius and the Absurdity with an introduction by Mayim Bialik. Truth & Iliza began airing on May 2, 2017, and ran for six episodes. Ī late night show for Shlesinger was placed into development in September 2016 for the cable channel Freeform.

ELIZA SCHNEIDER MOVIES AND TV SHOWS SERIES

On July 13, 2016, the ABCdigital original short-form digital comedy series Forever 31, created by and starring Shlesinger was released. Shlesinger was comic co-host of StarTalk Radio Show with Neil DeGrasse Tyson for season 7, episode 12 titled Cosmic Queries: Galactic Grab Bag on May 20, 2016. Featuring celebrity guests and personal friends, the semi-weekly podcast is a forum for discussing matters which bother her and those on the show, with a punk theme song performed by Being Mean to Pixley. She began a podcast called Truth and Iliza in August 2014. She co-starred in the 2013 film Paradise. She also hosted Excused, a syndicated American reality-based dating competition series, which ran from 2011 to 2013. Shlesinger hosted The Weakly News on from July 2007 to April 2012. Around the time of these releases, Shlesinger appeared in a business comedy video series for Slate. In 2010, she released an on-demand comedy video, Man Up and Act Like a Lady, and an on-demand comedy album, iliza LIVE, on her website, via The ConneXtion. Shlesinger worked with Lewis Black to contribute to Surviving the Holidays, a History Channel holiday special, and narrated the 2009 documentary Imagine It!² The Power of Imagination. She appeared in The Last Comic Standing Tour. She was twice selected by other comedians to compete in the head-to-head eliminations, winning each time. In 2008, Shlesinger became the first woman, and the youngest, winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing, in the series' sixth season. She has written for and had her own show on GOTV's mobile network.

ELIZA SCHNEIDER MOVIES AND TV SHOWS TV

Her television credits include E! Network's Forbes Celebrity 100, TV Guide's America's Next Top Producer, Comedy Central Presents Season 14 Episode 18, John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show, Byron Allen's Comics Unleashed, and History Channel's History of a Joke. In 2007, Shlesinger won Myspace's So You Think You're Funny contest and has been featured as the G4 network's Myspace Girl of the Week. She was one of the most popular members of the Whiteboy Comedy group of standup comedians in Los Angeles, which brought her to the stage at The Improv in Hollywood. After graduating from college, Shlesinger moved to Los Angeles to pursue stand-up comedy.

[xannerz]

when you finally start producing content again after a long, agonizing dry spell and desperately need the validation to reaffirm the progress you’ve made

[lovelydrusilla]

why am i turned on by iliza shlesinger as "female jackass" sammy nashville

[aroundfortwayne]

Iliza Shlesinger Back In Action tour - 7/24/2021

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Iliza Shlesinger Back In Action tour - 7/24/2021

Iliza Shlesinger is Back In Action, unveiling a new itinerary and name for her tour originally scheduled for 2020 then postponed due to the pandemic.

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The first trailer for “The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show” has been dropped It’s nice to see Netflix still churning out content for us to binge watch right now. As yesterday, the first teaser trailer dropped for their newest series, …

[figuring-it-all-out]

[punkrockalphys]

listen I know it’s just a comedy bit. but I was so depressingly ready for that transphobic punchline done because “it’s comedy” and that’s what they all do.

but when she said that, I was so just touched and happy. it made me so grateful to not be a punchline for once, idk

I know it’s been out for a while, I just wanted to say this, for myself

source- the iliza shlesinger comedy sketch show

[clintbartons]

The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show S01E02

[throughthewwods]

100 Days of Productivity

Day 23

Probably the biggest accomplishment of yesterday was staying mindful of my physiological warning signs and intentionally changing gears, deciding to go do good things for myself to recenter before PTSD hijacked my Monday.

🔨 maintenance came to fix my sink

They left only for me to discover shortly after the leak wasn’t fixed. Glad I investigated. Called them back right away and someone came today to replace the piping.

📚Listened to another trauma lecture

📚Added to my material synthesis

then had to walk away because it was particularly guarding and hit way too close to home. I didn’t make as much schoolwork progress as I would’ve liked, but I know if I didn’t go practice self-care tings’ then I’d used less for more than an afternoon.

🏃🏻‍♀️Hula hoop to happy music for 30 then jogged/speed walked for another 30 while watching comedy standup. Dopamine=good

🌹 Took a long shower with a TV show on the background and primped a bit. Put a rose in my hair.

Nothing too crazy. Just wanted to feel cute. really, the whole aim of all this was to get my mind off the trigger, which I did with moderate success.

🍎 Stocked up on groceries

🎨 RB and I drew.

I haven’t felt artistically inspired ever since Covid. It’s the cabin fever and lack of stimuli, but I’m happy with the drawing and glad RB suggested we be artsy

🍲 Cooked a quick dinner

The secret to good, easy Ramen is cracking an egg in it and adding a packet of mixed veggies that have been tossed in soy sauce.. Always helps to keep spicy peanut sauce in the fridge for a lazy pad Thai.

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Most of the time I am unfazed by the dark nature of some of my schoolwork, but yesterday‘s lecture was rough: betrayal, betrayal blindness, gaslighting, other areas of perceptual maladaptation to cope with abuse that happen midst trauma. it’s taken me many years to have more faith in my own awareness and learned ability to guard myself against manipulative people, but it still feels like a house of cards that might topple from the slightest breath.

It’s why my relationship history was so hard to stop repeating.

It’s the source of far back generational trauma in my family and why I live 3000 miles away from everyone.

It’s why I have so little patience with my mother who still tries to convince me the sky isn’t blue when reality is inconvenient or uncomfortable for her or that ‘healthy’: healthy boundaries, healthy love, healthy family interactions, healthy goals, healthy parenting is some sort of Brady Bunch myth. When she does this my inner child becomes a quiet rage ignited in my sternum until it booms out my throat in dragon flames to protect myself with a fiercest that little girl could not. Her manipulation would become a curse I spent over a decade purging that ‘I still struggle with. The fear of becoming my mother still jars me at 3AM. I dread letting her toxicity anywhere near my child’s mind. The other day when my mother tried to manipulate me with her someday death as some sort of allowance for her toxicity in the meantime I did not retort. I did not spit back the truth of the matter, which is that someday I will be free of her along with that entire traumatic volume of my life she still lives in. I don’t wish for her death. It won’t be with the same callus I felt when I got the phone call my stepfather was forever gone, never the harm anymore ever again, but I know there will be a great relief in my soul to have it finally over.

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Throughout my body theres silent, throbbing, antique sorrow.. I’m singing madly in my living room because studies have shown deep breaths from the diaphragm are good for increased oxygen flow, which lessens fight-or-flight reaction.. Plus the endorphin release is good for easing anxiety and depression.

I dance it out to bouncy tunes and jog along with Iliza Shlesinger.

I take one of those long showers to wash off the human condition then do girlie stuff to make myself feel new.

RB surprised me with not yet bloomed lillies that will open as valentines Day approaches 🥰

He gave me a lift to the bank, which was to no avail, and to replenish groceries. I really appreciate his easygoing kindness. Later he shared that he’s glad he could help and that it’s nice, to feel as though he’s pulling his weight, purposeful. We don’t live together so I don’t have those sort of shared responsibility expectations, but his consideration is endearing and makes me optimistic for the future when our lives are more interwoven. It parallel Iliza joking how men primally are attracted to being needed and feeling useful. I know RB admires my independence, a quality that has has made exes insecure in the past, so this coincidence was both pretty funny and curious.

It was nice spending time together earlier in the day while we still have energy. Post modern lounge playing in the background, we’re each sketching in silence except for the occasional kiss on the cheek or caress. I’m glad we can share being artists, but also grateful we have different styles, so it never veers into skill set awkwardness.

Later we’re making sense of grocery bag mayham. He sneaks kisses, hugs, playful touches. We giggle. Even the mondane is happier with him.

Quick dinner with everyone. Cuddles. My GSD obsessively shoves the ball at us over and over like he does full of puppy joy.

Pounce-y, snuggly, and sleepy. Life is good.

[auvignon-blanc]

Running List of  shows I've binged since quarantine started in March [part 2]

Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show [6 episodes; 1 season]

Hunters [10 episodes; 1 season]

The Politician [7 episodes; 1 season]

Too Hot Too Handle [9 episodes; 1 season]

Psych [121 episodes; 8 seasons]

Never Have I Ever [10 episodes; 1 season]

I'm Sorry [20 episodes; 2 seasons]

The Circle [12 episodes; 1 season]

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel [26 episodes; 3 seasons]

[zeussim]

Watching Iliza Shlesinger's sketch show and I'm pretty impressed by her pronunciation in the scenes where she speaks Norwegian. I actually understood what she was saying though some of it was kinda Google translate. But like the pronunciation oml so good. The best I've heard from an American.

[xannerz]

Iowans need big ideas. That's why, if I'm elected, I promise to address one issue we all care about deeply. We need something new to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door and you're in there.

[rose-tinting]

QUARANTINE QUESTIONS

Tagged by @ubeetlebum O: ty

Are you staying home from work/school?

Kind of not really. I’m “essential”. Though in my opinion only the grocery store itself is essential... and if my work cared about it’s employees and not profits they’d let the bakery and deli workers stay home with pay.

If you’re staying home, who is with you?

My dog, my roommate and his two cats.

Are you a homebody?

Kind of but also no. I do prefer to be home more though.

An event you were looking forward to that got cancelled?

Nothing yet, I’m just waiting to see if the music festival I was going to in October is going to be affected or not.

What movies have you watched recently?

Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron, The Road to El Dorado, and Pooka Lives. Pooka Lives was really funny... but I still crave horror  to make up for how not freaky it was.

What shows are you watching?

I watched uh. Phineas and Ferb again. And The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show, that was really funny.

What music are you listening to?

A lot of Gerard Way, MCR, Frank Iero, and Fall Out Boy... with Smashing Pumpkins, Mariana’s Trench, and Motion City Soundtrack sprinkled in. I’ve been addicted to phoning it in since it was released. And tbh Getting Down the Germs is a mooooood lately.

What are you reading?

Draft of an au fanfic I’m writing. Does that count? Proofreading my own stuff? I don’t have energy for my books yet.

What are you doing for self care?

I got my hours cut because I wasn’t sleeping and waking up at 4 AM everyday was killing me. ...Also I bought more food so I’d actually eat instead of being too unmotivated because nothing I had sounded good.

I also cleaned up my room, reorganized all my plushies and such.

...does wine count as self care...?

I’ll tag... uh... @were-kaiju and @jhayberwocky

[popculturebrain]

Netflix Drops 'Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show' Trailer (Video)

Netflix has released the trailer for “The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show,” and it features hot comedic takes on everything from women-lead roundtable talk shows to the Home Shopping Network. The six-part sketch comedy series premieres on April 1 — because of course it does.

[roseoswiins]

I was tagged by @emietook thank you!

Quarantine Q&A

Are you staying home from work/school?

Yep.

If you’re staying home who’s with you?

Mostly just my pets

Are you a homebody?

Sort of? I usually love staying home and since I have no friends that live near it is pretty easy. But now that I am basically forced to stay home. (Even though it is for a good reason). I'm going a bit stir-crazy.

What movies have you watched recently? What shows are you watching?

A bit. Watched Iliza Shlesinger's comedy specials and her sketch show, been watching a lot of those cheesy ghost hunting shows, Tiger King, and cooking shows

An event that you were looking forward to that got cancelled?

Like Emie said, baseball season beginning. Also there was a concert I was looking forward too that has been postponed.

What music are you listening to?

Basically anything and everything. I have multiple playlists. So I tend to just flip one on and try to let it drown out everything.

What are you reading?

Basically just fanfiction.

What are you doing for self-care?

Not much... I need to get better about that.

Tagging: anyone who wants too!