#They are ready to be a menace

[damianito]

"The Shikanoin twins? They're one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, but don't let that fool you into thinking they are weak, I heard that they can easily bring the storms of the seas onto the land."

[brucewaynehater101]

For those Titan's Tower AUs where Tim is all like, "That's Jason, so I'll let him torture/kill me when he pops by," what if Red Hood walks in on Robin being extra prepared. Tim greets him at the door with a smile, beckons him on over, and shows him the table of torture devices he gathered. It's almost like a kid trying to show their parent the amazing job they did in hopes they'll be praised.

"I wasn't sure which ones you preferred to use, so I grabbed a variety just in case."

[opal-owl-flight]

Friendly reminder to all the folks I was matched with earlier today bc this counts for EVERY MODE. map control wins games and ensures no spawncamps!!

bonus Booga….

pov youre an X-rank clash who bullied some A-rank kids on open towers and youve decided to go back to X after that ego boost

[folkbreeze]

running around the neighbor and "introducing" herself to others, what an electric day ⚡

bonus: pepper laughing at an old man

[ofswordsandpens]

"the Gabe and Sally dynamic in the show is abusive" and "the way they've portrayed Gabe in the show is distinctly different from his book counterpart and fans can criticize that" are two discussions that can coexist

[garciapimienta]

the beggining of this video is so funny because why was unai simón's first instinct to someone grabbing his sleeve to turn around ready to beat them up

[delineate-creates]

Day 5: Map

There was a warmth in Harry's chest, a physical thing, like the sun shining through a gap in the clouds. Of course Tom liked the map as much as Harry did. It combined two things they both loved—Hogwarts and being nosy.

From chapter 37 of @cybrid’s A Dangerous Game

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Stop it, Husk, you are ruining my reputation.

Husk: Then get out of my lap.

Angel : no.

[intriga-hounds]

bazzy got to try nose work today. he had so much fun it’s safe to say this is going to be our special new activity together. ❤️

[writerswhy]

Davos once caught Aeron helping a stable boy with the horses at some random inn they were all staying at and got so jealous he later set all the horses free. The place was scrambling with riders trying to corral their steeds (and with the occasional Blackwood/Bracken scuffle breaking out). Davos took advantage of the distraction and hauled Aeron away from the chaos and back to his rooms :)

[tennessoui]

what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)

(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)

(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))

it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other

then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.

if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime

[logan-lieutenant]

kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.

stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–

kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––

[honkygay]

soooooo guess who reignited their long dormant hyperfixation on danny phantom? rewatching the series as we speak I MISSED THEEEEMMMMM!!! drawing danny over and over again. also hc danny has chronic pain, c-ptsd and audhd cuz i said so. him being trans is a given.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Sherlock: Albert, I'm asking your permission to marry your brother

Albert: You're asking me for permission to marry Will? What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked me, no you can't. Beat me in a drinking contest first.

[beebopboom]

“crowley is going to be angry when we first see him next season”….. “he is going to be excessively drinking”….

yeah? what if we get unhinged sleeping crowley

[demodraws0606]

I really want the Red team to attempt to RP with BBH because despite this man being a huge tryhard, he is also a HUGE lore/RP bitch.

This man is already theorizing with Bagi about the cursed team, there is so much potential.

I know BBH has done nothing but terrorize them but he is ironically the one guy I feel like they can kinda rope into the roleplay lol