This is platonic rosekiller by the way
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High school AU:
Killer: Hey Horror
Horror: Yeah?
Killer: Why do you talk weird?
Horror: Can you elaborate?
Killer: Like you have an accent or something and you talk funny sometimes.
Horror: Again I’m confused
Killer: Like the whole friend group talks funny, but like I didn’t know English until I was 8 ish and Dust learned English in like 7th grade. Nightmare and Cross are rich kids who are also bilingual, plus Night has a bunch of scarring and burns of his face. So like… why do you sound weird when you talk?
Horror: You do know that I’m deaf, right?
Killer: What does that have to do with anything?
Horror: Im deaf, and I only got hearing aids a few years ago, and so before that I couldn’t really here other people talk. So my English sounds a bit weird sometimes
Killer: I still don’t get it
Horror: It ok, we all know that you’re a bit slow
Killer: What is that supposed to mean?
Horror: You’re in remedial English for a reason
Killer: Yeah cause it’s not my first language
Horror: If you say so
Killer: What does that even mean?
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Part 6 of Conversations I've had that are so marauders coded
Peter: Oh hey I made a new fanfic! You gotta read it
Sirius: What's it about
Your mom and dad
Staying together
Forever
This could also be Switched or Remus and peter cuz they definitely bully each other too
Also the audacity of my sister saying that...like ma'am ur parents divorced too
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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish
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Well, I'm seeing a trend...
If you can, how about tv show Payneland but with the ages of the comic? So basically kids Paynland together.
Kids...
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this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor
yes that House
why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.
House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.
in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.
He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.
admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")
but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.
also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it
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Eddie takes a break from his live-streamed jam session to get a drink out of the kitchen. He takes his audience with him.
He’s moseying on up from his studio when he pauses. He sees something off-screen that make his eyes go wide and a little panicked. Then he’s ducking down and darting on his tiptoes down the hall, all the while, whisper-shouting, “Steve. Steve! Where the hell are you? Steve!”
He finds Steve in their bedroom, tidying up their nightstands. Eddie barely acknowledge what he’s doing and doesn’t acknowledge his live stream at all like, “Steve! There’s a stranger in the living room!!”
Steve, casual: No, there’s not
Eddie: Yea, there is! There’s a man sitting on our couch!
Steve: Yeah. That’s Tommy
Eddie: That -that’s Tommy? Tommy H?
Eddie: Wow��� he had a glow up
Steve: *gives Eddie the bitchiest look known to man*
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