#This family is a mess

[runwhileyoucan]

If no one is going to talk about the potential of the super cute family dynamic that muriel and the ineffible huabunda have...

I FUCKIN WILL

So i was rewaching s2 and i was like

"OMG MURIEL AND THE INEFFIBLE HUSBANDS IS SUCH A CUTE FAMILY DINAMIC"

So writed up some stuff mostly fluff but mit be angsty take it all in

（Sorry for the bad English not my first language ）

・Muriel always wears white because they wore as an angel but Crowley keeps on giving them red and jewellery because he likes black and red

・"Crowley “muriel what pronouns do you use？”

Muriel “what？”

Aziraphale “oh..of course（explains the consept)”

muriel“oh i think i like they/them”

Crowley“got it”

・Crowley keeps on buying sweets every time they go out on a walk because muriel never asks them self because they want to be selfless

・Aziraphael makes Crowley pay in the "swearing jaw" so Crowley is a good influence on muriel

・Nina “is that your kid？”

・Crowley “what！？well uh somethin like that”

・Muriel keeps on asking Crowley questions like"why does the moon glow" and because Crowley loves the stars and space stuff so much he goes on a rant and muriel's too plight to say stop. But it's quite interesting.

・Muriel likes Physical affection so Crowley gives lots of candles but Crowley giving hugs is very rare. So when they get a hug from Crowley they immediately go and tell Aziraphale.

・Muriel gets very upset that Crowley had to fall because he's so nice to them.

・Crowley secretly gives pocket money to Muriel but muriel didn't realise it was a secret and instantly tells Aziraphale about it.

・Cross azi

・Every time Crowley gest angry Crowley leaves the room not to scare/harm them with the smoke and lightning and god knows what

・muriel always wants Crowley to put his sunglasses off because they like lookin at his eyes

・Muriel“pleasessssss”

Crowley &Aziraphael “no！！”

・Muriel tries to teach Crowley to read better but Crowleys like “words hurt my eyes”（still tryes his best.）

・when all three of them go on Vacations people just assume they are family. AND THEY DON'T CORRECT THEM 

・Aziraphael reads to muriel before they go to sleep because Crowley made them believe bed monsters are real

・Muriel“the bed monster is going to get me！”

*Aziraphale glares at Crowley until he apologises*

・Crowley giving muriel a lift on the bentley to literally anywhere

・Crowley“Oi angels we are runnin late get in the bently RIGHT NOW”

・Crowley“Angel can you―”

Muriel & Aziraphael “yes？”

Crowley “oh uh sorry”

・Crowley giving all the food that he dosant like to muriel and azi being like “Crowley！eat your vegetables！”

・when muriel and Crowley fight（because azi and muriel can just talk it out） muriel says something like

“but that was mean！” and Crowleys like

“well i'm a demon” and muriel goes of to think of a reply and two hours later their like“but your a nice demon！”

and it goes on for theys antill Crowley gets bord or azi interfiers.

I love all of them smmm love this ineffible family（dont know if its the right name）

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Has anyone drawn this one yet?

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

No one in legolas’s family has ever had even a slightly normal romantic relationship. And that’s due to 2 things.

The first of which is that they are physically incapable of being attracted to anyone unless they’ve tried to kill them first.

- Oropher and Cloudryad tried to kill each other for years before they started working together, which then lead to a relationship.

- Thranduil has never had more than one night stands, and even then there has been at least some kind of rivalry/hostility between them bc Thranduil has a type.

- Lasgen first met her wife, Oasis, when Lasgen and her squad were trying to intercept a trade between the Animal elves and the Sand elves, and Oasis, an Animal elf, ambushed her and had spear pointed at her throat, at which point Lasgen’s mind bluescreened. The only reason Lasgen didn’t die is bc Oasis’ squad mates called for a retreat.

- Lirion is not interested in anyone

- Kleoyia is like her dad, and is known to have horrible taste in partners. The few that turned into long term relationships always started with a spar/fight of some sort.

- Legolas was childhood friends with Sukanra and Iznake, and they learned to be warriors together, BUT Iznake betrayed the village at some point (he was eventually welcomed back, under many restrictions due to circumstances) and Sukanra was once enraged due to reasons (stick around if you want to find out) to the point that she attacked Legolas and their teacher.

- the running theory with Miriel is that, bc her relationship didn’t involve finwe trying to murder her at some point, this is why her relationship with him failed. It’s a joke, kinda.

So yeah, physically incapable of being attracted to someone unless they’ve tried to kill them first. It’s regarded as kind of a curse. Although, tbf, most silvans (especially the warriors) are attracted to strength and fighting skill more than looks.

The other reason none of their relationships even approach normal is bc only legolas’s seems even remotely conventional.

Oropher and cloudryad never had a wedding, though they are together, largely bc “weddings” weren’t a thing yet, and they just don’t care enough to rectify it.

Thranduil, Lirion, and Kleoyia aren’t married or interested in permanent relationships.

You all know what happened to Miriel.

Lasgen got married with Oasis in the middle of a battle bc “i don’t know if we’re going to survive this, and if i die i want to die married to the love of my life”. They never got a proper wedding ceremony after bc they felt that getting married in the middle of battle fit them pretty well actually.

And even Legolas, Sukanra, and Iznake proposed to each other during a battle. Thankfully, they did opt for a normal wedding ceremony afterwards, making legolas the only one to get properly married in immediate family. Of course, the reception was then crashed by assailants.

They’re not unlucky in love, bc they genuinely are happy with their relationships. But none of them expect anything remotely normal in regards to their love lives.

[elitehanitje]

👟

[cool-al-ghul]

Nyssa and Dusan, to Ra’s, who is holding a sword, about to teach 5-year-old Talia how to fence: You can't give her that! It's not safe!

Ra’s: It's a sword! It's not meant to be safe!

Dusan: She's a child!

Ra’s: It's educational!

Nyssa: What if she cuts herself?

Ra’s: It'll be an important lesson!

[galacticwarpedlense]

I realize that I am a weird type of “I can fix them” but like specifically for hurting families. And I’ve made a very loose and scratchy doodle for this.

I just want to see this family happy cause I like them all and they’re all just well meaning but flawed people. Canon be damned, I head canon that if you marry Maru or Sebastian you convince them to take their family to family counseling.

[cloudberry-sims]

Time to consummate the new marriage!

(I don't mind elders marrying adults and I know this wouldn't be uncommon in this time period , but young adults marrying elders makes me feel icky but it was their choose and I'm trying to follow my sims wants. But why couldn't Quentrell have fallen for Violetta , Oriolt or Dina instead???)

[blooms-in-april]

No one:

Me: Would you like a Lambden Lamskier Geraskier Angst Pining Intergenerational Trauma Fic with Brotherly Bonding and Sacrilege on the side?

No one: 🦗🦗🦗

Me: There's going to be smut but I haven't gotten to it yet.

[bramsnumberonefanboy]

Sometimes your family is you:

Your lesbian older sister who’s trying to keep your family together:

Your gay, traumatized younger brother with ptsd:

Your mom who was sent to a mental hospital:

Your piece of shit of a father:

And your very gay, very insane, older brother who faked his death and commits arson:

[bohemian-nights]

If they truly were in a throuple and Laena was 100% cool with everything why didn’t Daemon and Rhaenyra have a baby to try and remedy the bastard situation🙃 The Velaryons and the Targs look exactly alike so no one would question that the baby wasn’t Laenor’s. You mean to tell me they were getting it on and no one came up with that bright idea? Absolutely no one?

Lol Rhaenyra is the ultimate nepo baby whose problem solving and planning skills all boil down to “Daddy”. I really don’t think it would have occurred to her.

You’re probably right considering her ability to not see past her delusions 🤣

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Idolaf Battle-Born, positioning Lars in front of him and Olftid: Just know, you've disappointed all three of us.

Jon Battle-Born: That’s cold, guys.

Olftid Battle-Born: And so is Skyrim. Suck it up.

[runwhileyoucan]

Muriel：wait whats the first word in the alphabet

Crowley：oh its "a" for....（starts crying）

[astrathechinchilla]

Alright, imma regret it if I don’t post what I made right now, cause it’s still in that general Christmas time, so I wanna talk about my personal favorite Christmas movie, Arthur Christmas AND HOW IT’S SO MEMEABLE!

The characters are so expressive and I just couldn’t help myself when making these⬇️⬇️⬇️

(I will not elaborate on the story above)

There are just so many frames from this movie you can pick out and make these yourself guys.

✨it’s immaculate✨

POV: *when you ramble over your hyper fixation at the dinner table, forgetting your family is also there*

(PS: I made all of these on my phone so what I could do was limited)

I have no regrets😈

[rapha-reads]

Fun things to do on a Sunday: meeting for the first time your 10yo nephew, son of your half-sister to whom you haven't talked in 7 years because the last contact with her was bad, and in any case your father never had a good rapport with her.

Yeah this family is a fucking mess, my mom's cheating, the divorce, my dad's depression and now my half-sister that I need to get back in touch with but her last messages were "Dad really disappointed me and shamed me in front of my husband" (because she came to stay in the country house where we only come in vacation and apparently it was dusty and there was no water in the fridge) and then "Thanks for ignoring my message" (because I was 20 and in the middle of a huge depression and absolutely not equipped to deal with the situation, but thanks I guess) so what am I supposed to fucking do.

The kid - my nephew, holy fuck, and I have a niece too, shit - is very cute. But super confused upon meeting three brand new aunts.

...

Can my life stop being a Netflix drama, please? I'm tired.

[blackfeatherdragon]

tron treats his sons as pawns in his revenge scheme, and when iii finally broke and dueled yuma, he voluntarily took on some of tron's stolen power and started treating his monsters, even his favourite, as pawns in his strategy.

iii started acting more like how tron acts in his wild attempt to return his family to how it was.

[daltonobsession]

🎶Sweet Home Alabama🎶