#This has been in my head for a while

[someonespecialokay]

Touya, a boy who was aware he was born out of greed, having a child born out of love

[impulseowlll]

*Connor attempting to flirt some girl while talking about his TTK. The girl walks off.*

Connor: Dang it!

Tim: I told you that wouldn't work. No Girl wants to hear about your  tactile telekinesis for half an hour. It's not as hot as you think it is. Connor: My TTK is very hot! *Bart comes in the room.* Bart: Your TTK is stolen?!

Connor: What?! No!

Bart: But you said that it's hot. And "hot" is another way of saying stolen. So, did you steal it or did someone take your TTK.

Connor: Not that kind of hot. Hot as in attractive. Bart: Oh... So who stole your TTK? *Tim snickers while Connor face-palms.*

[tabbyofwisdom]

Close enough, welcome back Hawkeye, Margaret, and Trapper

[davautism]

Not my best work but properly my favorite

[bi-b1tch-demi]

Shuggy headcanon!!

I head canon that Buggy and Shanks claim that they’re switch, but their crews knows that Buggy’s top because Shanks just won’t **shut up**

It started with Shanks being top, but for some reason he asked Buggy to top. And it was the best sex of his life, so now he just asks Buggy to top every time.

Shanks’ right hand, Benn, has asked/told Shanks to shut the f*ck up, but Shanks never listened. And now Buggy tops all the time but they still claim to be switch

[nifflermini]

[Preview] Choices Were Made (Oikawa Tooru x Female Reader)

I always knew he'd leave, and I always knew our relationship would go down as a friends with benefits type of thing. What I didn't expect? Well...

Volleyball was his first love, and Art was mine. I’d never make him pick between me and Volleyball, just like he’d never made me pick between him and Art.

Yes, I might be slightly in love, but it’s okay. Maybe we’re just better as friends. Even if I had watched his dreams into plans, and then into reality. That didn’t mean I had to be in his reality.

But as I’m hunched by the toilet, sick to my stomach, especially every time I glance at the pastel pink sticks in my trashcan, I wonder how I'm supposed to remember all that in a few months when I'm on my own for real.

Just a little Preview of something I'm working on, hopefully to be published in the summer on Ao3, but we'll see!

[https-hunter]

pretty isn’t pretty.

[bethpencilart]

Do you remember the ending of the episode, "Love", where Bloberta is scrubbing a chicken that looks like it's already been cooked? Cause I do. I can not cook to save my life, but I don't think you're supposed to do that.

My last attempt at being funny, I swear. This is meant to take place very soon after they start living together.

Christina: You need any help with- What are you doing?!

Orel: I'm almost done with dinner

Christina: But why are you dunking it in water?

Orel: I'm just cleaning it.

Christina: ...What?

Orel: to make it not filthy. Like mom taught me.

Christina: please don't lie to me.

Orel: I'm not!

Christina: call her.

Orel: Hey mom... I just need to confirm something... What did you say about cleaning food

Bloberta: oh, yes. You must scrub the main part of the meal before and after cooking it. You have no idea how filthy the oven is.

Orel: thanks mom.

Christina: *is shocked and confused*

[star--anon]

short Minho is funny to me because he's also definitely the flirtiest between him and Thomas

and he will often back Thomas up against the wall, either by pinning him there by his hips (the only thing he can reach)

or Thomas slides down the wall and curls into a ball with his bright red face buried in his hands, and Minho keeps him there by standing over him (finally the taller one, for once)

[c4t1l1n4]

Mirror!Verse be like:

[chee-shep]

Kokushibo: (Trying to sound hip): What is up, have you managed to catch the new gossip on the block? Isn’t the moon looking radically bright tonight?

Kaigaku: (With Secondhand embarrassment): What the fuck?

[loving-jack-kelly]

production of Merrily We Roll Along where everything is exactly the same except Charley and Mary swap genders. Charley is a lesbian now. Mary is a man in gay love with his straight best friend.

[feralmold]

Question for Tumblr because I'm genuinely curious

[zoros-debt]

"Can I go where you go?"

— Taylor Swift (Lover, 2019)

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[ghcstpyre]

eddie who survives the upside down and goes on to become a monster hunter, runs into vampire!reader and thus begins a violent but passionate love hate rival relationship 👀

[rosemariegengar]

Idk something I've been thinking about since the first episode of genloss is Ranboo's name. Like his real name, y'know. I get that irl we don't know their real name for privacy reasons and I respect that, but in the terms of genloss I find it so interesting that no one is talking about it. In the first episode when the Slime Demon asked for Ranboo's name, they said 'Ranboo' in such an uncertain and questioning way. Like he doesn't remember. Like it was the first thing that came to him and they went with it. And then during the final sequence when the mask was flashing, it meant the he was regaining his lost memories. Does that mean they remembered their real name as well?

It's like a metaphor, (or 50 airhorns blowing in your ears), for content creator online aliases. Showfall has reprogrammed them so many times that they've forgotten their real name, and that goes for everyone in the cast, Especially Sneeg. Sneeg isn't a conventional name that you would see anywhere than on an online alias. They've been in the system for so long that they don't remember who they are anymore, only being referred to by their online aliases like how fans would refer to them irl.

Idk I think it's incredibly interesting and I find it so interesting that no one has pointed that out yet