#This is real to me

[theminecraftloser]

Xisuma: Welcome everyone to season 10! And a special welcome to the two new members of the hermitcraft server! SmallishBeans and-

Everyone who is aware of Joel’s preference for kissing: *fucking running for their lives, hands clamped around their necks, screaming*

[diazsdimples]

So I know we all think of Tommy as this big, fearless man, which like, fair bc he's a pilot and a firefighter and built like a brick shithouse and all that. But like, just imagine a Tommy that is deathly afraid of spiders, and this is how Buck finds out.

Buck comes home from the grocery store with all the ingredients for lasagna cause he's been telling Tommy he'd make it for him ever since they started getting serious. He's a bit confused when Tommy doesn't answer the door but it's fine cause he's got a key, and he lets himself in, calling out Tommy's name as he walks in. There's no reply other than a barely audible whimper so Buck walks through to the kitchen where he finds Tommy standing on a stool in the middle of the floor, looking positively petrified and shaking like a leaf. And Buck's all "sweetheart what's wrong, why the hell are you up there" so Tommy just points with a shaky finger to this spec on the ground, which honestly looks like a bit of lint until Buck inspects it further and discovers that it's a little jumping spider. He puts the groceries on the counter and stoops over to pick it up, but before he can Tommy yells out "do not touch it!!" and Buck's all like, "why? it's just a lil spider, I was gonna put it outside." And Tommy can't quite articulate why he doesn't want Buck to touch it but Buck's not a silly guy and he quickly puts two and two together that oh, Tommy is actually shit scared of this little 8 legged beastie and he's protecting Buck (in his mind) by telling him not to touch it. Buck, however, loves insects, so he tells Tommy that it's absolutely fine, he's just gonna put the spider outside, and scoops it up into the palm of his hand. As he takes it outside, he's doing all this baby talk to the spider like "aww buddy did the big scary man yell at you? don't worry, I'll take you outside and we'll find you a nice cool tree to hang out in" and he puts the spider in a bush. He goes back inside to find that Tommy's gotten off the stool but is looking a little pale and shaky and clutching the kitchen counter with quite a bit of force, so Buck goes over to him and runs his hands up and down Tommy's arms and kisses his nose and cheeks and forehead and whispers soothing calming words to him until Tommy's calmed down a little. Buck leads him to the couch where he sits him down with a glass of water and tells him to relax and that it's okay, the mean spider is all gone, and that he'll make Tommy some dinner and they'll be just fine. And Tommy reaches out and grabs his hand as he's about to walk away and kisses Buck's knuckles and very quietly says "thank you baby", so Buck's gotta kiss him to reassure him that it's fine. They never bring it up again cause Tommy's embarrassed as hell about it but Buck does start to give the house "spider sweeps" as he calls them every couple of days, just to make sure Tommy is safe, and he makes a little spider colony in the bushes outside Tommy's front door.

[operationandre]

modern day caldre getting facial piercings.

cal would get his nose pierced, just a small stud on one of his nostrils. he’d act all confident, but the moment the needle nears his face, he’s gripping onto andre’s arm like he’s about to die. when he looks in the mirror after it’s over, there are tears in his eyes even though he’s never been happier. he tells andre how cool he looks and makes sure andre agrees. his parents are going to dislike it; cal couldn’t care less.

andre would get his eyebrow pierced. he’d have to tell cal a million times that yes he wants it pierced and he’s not just doing it because cal said it would look good. he sits down in the chair and goes completely silent. his hands are clenched into fists and his legs are bouncing. once the piercing’s done, he looks in the mirror and smiles wide. he looks awesome. he knows his tough guy facade has went up a notch, and he could never be happier.

[mooredanxieties]

I think Will would do that thing where Hannibal cheats on him in a dream (or has mildly stimulating conversation with anyone else) and then he gets pissed at Hannibal in real life.

[allthegothihopgirls]

jason came out of the lazarus pit with the overwhelming urge to listen to slipknot and be murderous about it

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kuboyasu definitely has a crooked ass nose from it breaking and not getting fixed properly in his gang days

[jeanmoreaue]

I think Jean should be forced to watch Les Miserables. And I think he should be so bored

you are so absolutely correct i can’t believe i didn’t think of this. and you know what Jeremy probably likes Les Mis and he probably puts it on like “your name is Jean and you’re french this is perfect” and Jean falls asleep 10 minutes in bc Jean would definitely not enjoy musicals nor movies longer than 2.5 hours

[bbirdyblues]

ghost trick spoilers

[magpod-confessions]

Pulls out my case file of Gwendolyn Bouchard headcanons She hates being touched in any context whatsoever, and non-dress clothes make her feel like a degenerate so she literally just wears slacks and a button up to bed. Also hitting her with the transgender ray in my head she gets she/it pronouns but she doesn't enforce it because she doesn't want people to think she's weird. She also went through as many of the things as she could because even if she didn't feel dysphoric about it or really care about it changing, she didn't feel like a real trans woman if she didn't get all the surgeries and like she was faking it. And also she has a stuffed animal that she brings to bed and that's the only time she allows herself to be 'childish' or whatever. It used to be a Mr. Bonzo plush from her childhood before the events (TM) and now it's a bunny that she got from a toystore. She also explained to a very disinterested cashier that the bunny wasn't for her it was for her niece. The bunny doesn't have a name because she thinks that's too childish.

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[kavehsassframe]

finalsweekcore

[marciliedonato]

Izutsumi gets annoyed by the other party members and just starts smacking them with her tail like a horse swatting away flies 🐱😼🐾🐾

[strikerangel]

Metaphor is avtually soooo slimeriana. Slime wont open up about his trauma unless its in a funny quip or him straight up lying to the point where you cant trust anything he says. Mariana his partner keeps a littke notebook of slime lore and crosses out things proven false. The fact checking sessions happen late at night when charlie is half asleep. Theyre curled up in bed together with mariana stroking charlies head. And in those moments charlie is comfortable enough to completely let go.

[lucassinclaer]

lucas being the only one home unable to reach their mother when erica gets her first period and PANICKING and erica trying so hard not to show it but she's also freaking out a little and they're just yelling at each other through the bathroom door until lucas gets on his walkie and yells at mike to "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET NANCY OVER HERE"

when nancy shows up lucas is sitting against the wall looking like he just fought off an army and erica ripped the shower curtain in half to administer "emergency medicine" to herself.

[d1sheclectic]

bpd dallas winston who grew up with a bpd mother

[allthegothihopgirls]

aroace!bruce wayne pass it on

[doublechocolate]

a friend on the server was talking about this Comic Con poster and with the release of the new The Mandalorian Season 3′s poster, I decided to make a “what if” situation.