love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”
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BDubs, Etho, and Cleo lineups for my sci fi + royalty/bodyguard fic series, Exogenesis! The clothing aspects of these designs are pretty loose as I'm no fashion designer, so if anyone making art wants to do something else and take artistic liberties, please do!
Nerdy worldbuilding below the read more.
These three are rocking some classic fashion sensibilities popular on Leto! BDubs and Cleo, as the (sibling) monarchs, tend to wear clothes akin to classic european military uniforms, though skirts and wraps are also integrated into this style. These clothes are often seen at diplomatic meetings and formal public appearances.
Their casual clothes, seen on the very right side, tend to be loose fitting and made of natural fibers like cotton. Letotians love flowy and soft fabrics.
Etho's fashion sense is largely practical. The second figure to the far right is his common guard uniform, with reinforced, soft armor in vital places. His casual look, also on the right, employs more sleek, techy wear more popular in south Nereus. You can also see this styling in Cleo's outfit on the second to the right, which serves no purpose except cunt.
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Sometimes I hate my brain cause it likes to tell me I'm not as funny as I think I am. Then I write gems like this and I am reminded that, at the very least, I think I'm funny.
The Red Hood growled, feeling around his headspace for the Pit Rage he knew lurked. Now would honestly be a great time for a tiny bit of an adrenaline boost, thank you very much. Jason got the feeling this criminal wouldn’t say such things if he didn’t mean it. “You wish, Cat Boy.”
“I am not a cat boy!” The boy wearing a cat skull protested.
“Then what are you, a discount Catwoman?” Jason asked as he prowled closer to the pouting thief.
“I don’t even know who that is!” Cat Boy continued to lie. “This,” he gestured to the bone-colored mask covering his face, Lazarus green eyes narrowing in distaste, “Is a fashion statement. Nothing more, nothing less, I just- I don’t even know why it’s a cat!”
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There is a lot of things that are facinating to me about cletho dynamic, but maybe the funniest thing to me is the progression of it all, because I remember Cleo saying that they didn't really interact a lot with Etho before Last life, so really most of the whole dynamic developed just in the last two years and it went through so much so fast.
First their Last life alliance which was a whole thing on it's own, then it was the whole thing of Etho being deathly afraid of Cleo, then they went to being extremely mean to each other in a very funny way and just the way they were while playing TCG is it's own beautiful thing, then Limited life divorce happened, and now we have whatever Secret life presented us with. They literally have done it all,
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so here's what i'm thinking
it's not kindergarten, guys. it's sixth grade.
bigb and pearl are definitely the "average nickelodeon fan" and "average wings of fire/percy jackson/warrior cats fan" alliance
grian's got wheelies. the clockers keep trying to make him use them on the playground so he trips and falls and EATS SHIT LOSER!!!!
(bdubs said that. etho taught him it and bdubs doesn't know what it means)
btw, the clockers are absolutely those sort of. smartasses who are meaner, cooler, and better than you.
bdubs is an art kid, cleo is one of those writing/reading kids with no thanks to some kid named joe hills (lie) ... and scar... well actually scar is just very charming
grian and jimmy are half brothers. watcher something or the other i don't really care i just think their dynamic is super funny
i'm stealing the "boogeyman is an intense game of tag" and making it more of a cheese touch thing
team ties are all in advanced math. except for skizz, who after immediately getting tagged by both scott and bdubs, was put under the protection of them. impulse holds a goddamn grudge, and no eleven year old is willing to test his patience
martyn and scott were those two friends in the friend group that never interacted as much as they interacted with others, but now that ren's moved schools and jimmy's migrated friend groups, they're suddenly best friends?? they team up with the clockers and occasionally taunt jimmy, trying to win him back
pearl and bigb are definitely tree climbers, pearl brings eight wings of fire books into the tree with her every day and bigb consistently watches in astonishment as she climbs the tree with one hand
they spy on everyone from up there
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