#Tim is a grown ass man

[starlooove]

This comment section is baffling

[catgrandpa]

I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick roll will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.

Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?

Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.

Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-

Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.

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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!

Bruce: Follow me.

…

Bruce: Sit down.

Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?

Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.

Kon: Whuh?

Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.

Kon: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.

*door opens*

Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??

Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!

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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.

Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.

Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?

Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.

Dick: WHAT?

Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.

Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!

Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)

[c-tepx]

ok so despite the obvious "kabru is so obsessed and yet laios can't even remember his face" and "of course laios would recognise the kobold of all party"

SPOILERS FOR SHAPESHIFTER CHAPTERS

laios is the one who had the closest to the original mental image of his companions. he doesn't have any racial prejudice or some sort of expectation. he sees them as it is

like the only thing he got wrong are some minor details in equipment or hairstyle

he is also the only one who doesn't see chilchuck as a kid

quite similar chilchuck at least got laios general appearance right. it's just the more.. unhinged version of him.

my point is. laios is observant when it comes to the things he cares about

[melucomarket]

For the art request thing, maybe Damian and Tim bonding? Or annoying each other, your choice!

Also, I love your art and hope that you are having an amazing day!! <3

I’ve been seeing that new Damian hairstyle from the ongoing Batman & Robin comics, and well— I think Tim would get a kick out of seeing Damian’s interactions with PTA parent mode Bruce lmaooo

Hope you enjoy! Also TY!💕✨

(and hope you have good day/night as well!)

[cocoabell]

Old Short Man doodles

[dandanroo]

meowchuck :3

[frogwithfeelings]

please accept this shitty marble hornets sketch as my contribution to the fandom

[rayinabox]

Got nothing to say, just.

Grown ass man

[applerevolution]

Chilchuck calls you cringe

[benbamboozled]

I just.

Have to take a second.

*breathes*

Whew, okay, so…

THEY’RE THE SAME.

They’re not a scale, or a continuum. They’re not two points on the same line

They’re a mirror.

This is an important distinction!

And, building on that…

I think, the thing is…

(As much as I hate to say it…)

Jason Todd needed Dick Grayson: Batman.

Jason needed him the same way Bruce did.

(And the same way Damian did.)

Instead, he got Bruce Wayne: Disaster Man.

Sources are Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #100, and Nightwing Annual 2021

[marciliedonato]

good evening, sharks. let me tell you about my vision: dunmeshi but chilchuck is allowed to swear. this is a deal you just cant miss....!!

[classicsonic]

he knows where they come from i promise you.

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

y’all i just wanna know where the ‘tim drake is a shrimpy, petite, fragile cutie pie’ thing came from. like, i get that he’s shorter than his siblings (and was just a REGULAR kid before he became a bat, not malnourished or sum like jason was) and a lot of heroes, but also remember the fact that most of those heroes are superhuman, and like UP there in height (like 6’ and up). but when i tell u i was SHOOK when all the panels of tim i was recently seeing made him SUPER UTRA buff, i’m not lying. y’all need to read the source material, bc ya boy is not the uwu stick fragile baby u like to say he is

[the-witchs-cafe]

[gretahayes]

Do you think Bruce wakes up and goes “ah yes today I will ruin my child's life” or is it a thing that just happens

[lazaruspiss]

characters that make sense to be living in wayne manor without much if any explanation: bruce, alfred, damian, tim, cass