#Truth 🙏

[ahfrickenfrick]

dick: truth or dare

damian: i do not want to play your mindless games, richard.

dick: come on dami, you want tim to beat you?

damian: i was not aware that this game had a point system… get prepared to forfeit out of embarrassment, drake

tim: whatever baby bat, answer his question truth or dare?

damian: *tt* truth, as i have nothing to hide

dick: why do you call tim by his last name and the rest of us by our first? i thought you two have gotten better?

damian: dare

dick: i dare you to answer the question

tim: i also would like to know

damian: *mumbles something*

dick: what was that??

tim: speak up gremlin

damiam: *begrudgingly* drake means dragon, and that is really cool

[heartelysia]

busy thinking of...

toxic ex! gojo who only broke up with you because he needed to move on! at least he thought he did until you did move on without him, leaving him in the dust. he tries his best to forget about you! he really does, sinking his head into his palms the same way hes sinking his cock into the girl below him. but nothing feels good, nothing can make the aching emptiness in his chest go away, not if its not you.

god he didnt even notice how intoxicated he was with you until you left. you were everything he needed to fucking survive and you just up and left like your three year long relationship was nothing? toxic ex! gojo who will do anything for you back, buying a cup of overpriced coffee at your regular place just to bump heads with you every single day, buying you random flowers and leaving them in your break room of your workplace, texting you non stop even when you blocked most of his accounts.

toxic ex! gojo whos anger boils in the pit of his stomach when you rejected all of his advances, blaming you for all wrongdoings because this would've never happened if you loved him more! he would've mever broken up with you, he wouldnt have to go to the earths ledge for a tiny spark in your 'relationship', he would never have to end up with a fucking restraining order.

hes mad. hes mad that you moved on, hes angry that you left him without begging to stay together, hes furious that your life isn't in shambles. toxic ex! gojo needs you dependant on him, he cant just have you wandering off to another person so easily next time. so he does what any sane person does and stalks you from a distance until the restraining order expires, watching your life unfold in his hollow blue eyes.

dear lord knows how many things toxic ex! gojo has done to try and forget you but nothing seemed to work! from getting into multiple relationships, getting a brand new job in an area he has no experience in to travelling the world, yet everything he did seemed to remind him of your sweet smile.

as any other human being would do, as soon as the document hits its end, he shreds it up and makes his way to your home. you seemed too happy, forgetting about your ex entirely, getting random flings, meeting some new dude called toji, going on dates with said man. toxic ex! gojo couldnt allow that, you were his. you were his property even if you didnt know it and gojo didnt like sharing his property with others.

toxic ex! gojo who couldnt help but notice how many of your flings resembled him, personality or appearance wise, there was always something similar to your ex. that was until toji came into the picture, he was nothing like gojo and your ex felt his veins bulge in irritation. he was your first everything - from hand holding, kissing, picnic dates to sex - so you should still be with him!

he needed you back, he needed you to crawl back to him and plead for forgiveness but that never came. toxic ex! gojo who would break into your apartment when youre on dates with the new man, scoffing when he realizes you still left a spare copy of the keys behind the painting hanging above your door. god you were so easy. when hes inside your apartment, hes hit with the fattest wave of nostalgia.

he instantly heads into your shabby room that gojo stayed in whenever, inhaling the scent of your sweetness like it was an addictive drug. he swears theres a hint of his musk but it might just be someone elses considering its been two years. toxic ex! gojo didnt like that. he fucking hated that idea.

maybe thats how he ended up here, his voice whiny and airy as he desperately humps your pillow as he shoves his nose into the area where it covered your cunt. his poor cock was aching, his tip a burning red colour as the veins running down his thick cock throbbed each time he took a whiff of your panties. god he was so needy, after months of being unable to reach a satisfactory climax, just the feeling of rutting his hips into your pillow that you used daily made precum dribble out of his cock in buckets.

whilst youre happily on the date with toji, gojo is busy having seconds by staining any and all surface in his cum discreetly. he thinks hes never came this much just from masturbating, his balls wrung dry to the core just by the memory of your sweet cunt sloppily making a mess all over his balls and pelvis.

but when the front door of your apartment creaks open, gojo freezes, unable to hide the initial shock on his face. why were your sobs filling the silence?

part 2

[prefixerism]

I didn't know until I found you Havin' the time of our lives, it takes two When I look up, the stars are brighter Now I know everything's better with you!!

[codecicle]

The QSMP is looking for smaller English-speaking streamers, so I figured I'd take the time to introduce qsmpblr to none other than Eric "Condi" Condifiction!!

// this will contain (very minor) spoilers for jrwi riptide, apotheosis, bitb, some prime defenders, and the SCU //

Condi is an English-speaking Canadian who's a part of Just Roll With It (JRWI), the absurdly powerful dnd podcast he runs with his friends Bizly, Grizzly, and Slimecicle!! He plays several characters across their multiple campaigns, along with DM'ing his own campaign of Apotheosis. He plays/played Jay Ferin for Riptide, Rolan Deep for Blood in the Bayou, Sylnan Vengolor for Fated, Flynn Gustwind for Convergence, and Vyncent Sol for Prime Defenders. (plus something im probably forgetting whoops anyway)

He is insanely talented at rp and improv, with some of the more infamous and my favorite examples being episodes 53, 100, and 101 in JRWI: Riptide. The way he plays Jay Ferin is emotionally devastating and incredible, and she's genuinely brought me to tears multiple times. Though he plays his absolute heart out with every character he makes, she's just a neat example of his range and talent. Looking at the differences between Jay, the Navy's daughter, and someone like Rolan Deep, a lawyer returning to his hometown of Galloway to experience The Horrors™ is just wild man. Not to even mention everything he does with Vyncent and his multiple different characters inside him; along with everything he made for his own campaign of Apotheosis.

Something something charlie slimecicle calls him "God Gamer Condifiction." He's really good at video games dude I have no way to talk about this he just is its really scary honestly. On one of his more recent streams he went live playing Only Up! and he beat it in one go without any major setbacks, fast enough to refund the game and get all the money he spent on it back. Just for context.

He also has a background in minecraft roleplay specifically!! He was part of the SCU (Slimecicle Cinematic Universe) where he roleplayed several different characters. God!Condi and 100Days!Condi being the more defined ones. Everything he did in the SCU was nearly pure unscripted improv and incredibly impressive, and I highly recommend you go through and watch it!! (I go into detail on how to get into it on this post)

He doesn't just have background in the roleplay aspects of minecraft though, he was also briefly on SMPEarth and is skilled at regular minecraft too. He mainly strives at the roleplay aspects, but again the whole God Gamer Condifiction thing so ^_^

^ Here's a good example of his regular PVE skills in this video where his chat tortures him through a crowd control mod as he tries to build a cottage core lesbian house

^ Along with a link to of one of my all time favorite videos of his, which I think shows his humor and style of jokes off in a cool way :]

Overall I just really need my dnd guy to be in my favorite minecraft server so he can make so many SCU references with Charlie Slimecicle, then emotionally devastate us through the roleplay aspect. I really hope he manages to get in so everyone gets a taste of his amazing roleplay and gaming (i guess thats how im phrasing it) abilities :DD

Condifiction 👍

[justbeingnamaste]

“Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.”

[measlyscrapofseafood]

we finally have canonical they/them dedf1sh. an angel regained its wings

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i did the mbti thing :33 thank you for the tags my loveliest lovelies ( @vagabond-umlaut @teddybeartoji @kissxcore ) your results are real & true btw!!!!!

adding vash just bc he was the highest 🙏🙏 sugu being on the lower end is cruel & unjust but satoshoko loves me so it’s fine i’m fine …………

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Wei Wuxian’s relationship with Jin Ling is one of my favorite parts of MDZS.

Yeah Jin Ling is reasonably wary, reasonably angry, after all he’s been told time and time again that Wei Wuxian murdered both of his parents in cold blood. But then time passes and the picture that people drew of Wei Wuxian doesn’t quite match up with the real thing.

Here we have a kid who is positively aching for affection, who was raised to be standoffish and even cruel to those around him if it meant getting further ahead, who has no friends but a dog, and yet, we see how much he changes, all for the better, simply by having Wei Wuxian come into his life.

Then Wei Wuxian saves Jin Ling again and again and again. Then Wei Wuxian makes sure to teach him, and listen to him. Then Wei Wuxian speaks to him with unmistakable affection, freely given.

Jin Ling still has his thorns, in the end, but he can’t help but drift to Wei Wuxian’s side, and Wei Wuxian in turn will always keep his arms open, happy to have Jin Ling in his life as more than just a remnant of his beloved shijie’s memory.

[birdstooth]

Part 2 of Carlotta, Piangi & the cake

~Consequences

😭😭😭 Piangi is gonna get diabetes

🎶 Notes 🎶

- once again, I forgot to wait for the poll to end lmao

- Christine is truly naive and trusting? Or purposely not asking the important questions so she doesn’t have to get out the spray bottle with lemon water for naughty Erik which makes him cry and hiss 😖😾😾

- Erik sets new record for going from “oh no she hates me” to “wow yes I am a Good Person” in 0.5 sec

- I’m remembering now that the new “electric light” is mentioned at the during the auction that takes place years after the events of poto so I guess Erik invents the lightbulb in panel #5 sorry Thomas Edison and/or Nikola Tesla 😣

EDIT: @night-unfurls-its-splendour in anticipation of u researching the actual dates I went back and looked it up…so apparently the lightbulb was invented in 1879 (according to Edison’s camp). If poto takes place in 1881 then my use of the lightbulb in panel 5 is not an anachronism haha

- pls pray for Piangi’s blood sugar level 🙏🙏

- this was Carlotta’s cake btw if u didn’t read the previous part

[pixlatedvampire]

Can anyone tell me.. like is it just for me or is my last grima post not showing up in literally any tags??? Like usually I can see my own posts when I'm browsing the tag.. but not this time.. am I crazy? 😭

[rosethroned]

i can confidently say margaery's first kiss was actually with a girl i cannot however say who (because i don't know)

[stevebabey]

steddie type beat

[marciliedonato]

Lmao wait lol. You guys 💀💀 I just realized Id randomly decided to wear my mcr shirt today... And then Mcr did something... and Im wearing a mcr shirt... I am the funniest girl alive teehee...

[saeraas]

[craigwouldbesooohappy]

I think my game broke!😭

Whenever I try to play Stick of Truth, it shows the main picture with cartman holding the stick and all the rest of them in the background, then it changes to a pitch black screen, and it just stays like that forever. Almost like it’s frozen.

Has this happened to anyone else? I thought maybe it was the WiFi because I wasn’t on it, so then I connected, and it still wasn’t working. Then I tried turning it off and turning it back on, but nothing. Finally I just reset the whole console, but again, nothing. It’s only that game too.

Does anybody know what to do, or what’s happening? Has this happened to anyone else before?

[chelemlem]

How do we feel about mclaren making landoscar swap positions at oscar's home race

ngl as soon as i saw the gap closing + how much faster lando was i figured it was kinda inevitable ?? mcl was never going to let them fight so it was either swapping the cars or asking lando to hold position like ferrari which made noooo sense considering the tyre delta and how early on it was in the race when anything could happen. would've been a different situation with 8-10 laps to go, for eg

obviously oscar would've been somewhat annoyed (he wants to win! winning is the Most Important!) but as always i think he's pretty clear-eyed about these things and while a homerace podium would've been brilliant, i feel he understands qualifying lower means sometimes losing out on prime strat and they were better off bagging as many pts as possible as a team. the stakes simply aren't high enough at this point in time to justify any real on-track beefing.

rather than the team orders i think he'd have been more pissed about that self-inflicted lockup that put him on the grass and cost 4 seconds lmao. wouldn't have changed the end result but it was still an avoidable driver error and he could've potentially still gone for fastest lap w/o it

so yeah [zuko atla voice] that's_rough_buddy but this just means when he finally gets a home podium on merit it'll be that much sweeter :')