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Duke: and then i realized he’s an asshole, and not like how we say jason is an asshole, like a well and true asshole

Jason: …thank you?

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when dick was 13-15, robin went through what the league/team calls ‘the scowling’

criminals thought gotham had really hardened the young birds spirit

those closest to the bats know it’s actually because he had braces and couldn’t show them while in costume

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to keep up with the double life

bruce had taken up to making people think he’s awful at keeping things a secret

he has an ‘alt’ account on Twitter that everyone knows is him, commenting underneath all of lex’s tweets, but yet luther can’t pin it down to bruce to file the lawsuit

he’s well known for letting secrets slip during interviews, and for constantly not hiding his facial expressions during press conference

and then there’s all the times he’s publicly fallen into a fountain

so whenever the vague idea pops into somebody’s head that bruce wayne could be batman, they usually just shake their head and go to the next actual possibility

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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight

bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling

‘bienvenue power bottoms!’

and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing

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i feel like duke would be seen as a mediator a lot for problems but he’s secretly creating some of them cause he’s bored/petty/vengeful

like oh, tim took too long getting into his suit resulting in condiment king spraying duke with ketchup, so suddenly his laptop was plucked of its stickers, he of course assumes it was jason or stephanie

or when dick knowingly came over when he knew he was sick, resulting in duke missing out on a field trip due to a 24 hour cold, so suddenly the patrol schedule never got to dick on time, making him think bruce was being prickly again, forcing him over to the manor more

one day when he’s bored he places clues and riddles all around the mansion all leading to either dead ends or starts to other riddles, just to see what they would do

i need more petty duke LMFAO

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hey did you guys know that alfred and jason share a birthday on august 16th

so don’t think about how alfred finally found a good enough reason to celebrate on his birthday, only for it to be taken away

don’t think about alfred waking up every august 16th to an over excited child, bubbling about shared birthdays and wishes, now only to be met with the cold darkness of the early morning

don’t think about alfred now spending his birthday at a grave, dutifully cleaning the headstone of a child

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blackmask: you are all complete idiots and lead red hood straight to our base! …… do you guys hear that?

red hood: *happily humming karma’s a bitch as he scales a drain pipe up the the roof*

jason unironically listens to jojo siwas new song as a pre patrol hype song, can’t convince me otherwise, so imagine you’re getting your shit rocked by the red hood and all of a sudden he’s just humming jojo siwa while putting a bullet in your kneecap.

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literally told my best friend this morning that i wanted to rewatch the animated justice league movies and i go onto max and there’s a new one?

🫡🫡😼😼😼🫡🫡🫡😼😼😼🤠🤠🤠🥰🥰🥰😭🥰🗣️🗣️🤪🤪

god might be real and she deserves a kiss on the cheek for this happening because i feel so blessed

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bart: -and i almost got a million points

tim:…

tim: thank god fish aren’t into cash

bart: like they’re stealing my cash?

tim: yeah- well… alright i’m gonna be honest with you.

tim: i fell asleep for a second there, like like a two, i had a two second dream-

bart: yeah?

tim: -that like fish were stealing stuff, and then when i woke up I was like ‘man could you imagine if like- they didn’t just want your valuables they wanted cash

bart: *cackling*

tim: and then i said it out loud and like i dreamed that, you didn’t see any of that fish thing i just went through

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Damian gets into a fight at school, he comes out with just a few scratches.

He’s suspended for three days due to the other boy having a broken nose, but he won’t tell anyone why he and the other boy got into the spat.

Tim finds him sitting on the ground in the library, sketching something from a book. he gives tim a glance, before continuing his work.

He decides to pull out his laptop and work side by side with Damian, getting lost in his own little world for over an hour before Damian says anything.

“… the fool tried saying you all are beneath the Wayne name. He said unfavorable things about Richard, Jason should’ve stayed missing, that Duke deserved to be in the ‘stuck in the system’. That— brat, said he hopes the tabloids are true in their current rumors after your coming out. He deserved far more than a broken nose.”

Damian set down his pencil, trembling with frustration and anger. As Tim felt his heart warm.

He gently wrapped his arms around Damian, pressing a quick kiss to the kids temple before he could react.

“Thank you Dames, I know Bruce is going to have to be a parent here and tell you why it’s bad when he gets back, but thank you. Just… be careful, we all are used to these comments, and can take care of ourselves. But thank you anyways.”

Damian’s cheeks were flushed, shrugging his shoulders to try and hide his face, but other than that, he let Tim drape himself over him.

Bruce finds them an hour later, looking for Damian to talk about what happens, but instead finds the two brothers curled up on the floor, sound asleep.

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going to a musical alone, jason todd core if you will

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jason: ur just a pretender and a fraud

tim: idc that you died kys again

jason: …

jason: this kid’s a riot

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dick: *after getting his first car with his own money*

dick: …the dark knight wishes he had a pathfinder

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“really nice guy who only hates you”

that’s literally almost every single klance fanfiction LMFAO

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saw my own batfamily post from this account on my finsta and when i tell you my heart dropped to my ass before i realized its completely fine and im just a fucking mess

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*cass and steph playing fnaf security breach*

cass: *actually plays the game right, figuring out the patterns of the animatronics, finding all of the upgrades and little secrets, uses the cameras all the time*

steph: *runs through and does the same thing over and over again until she finally gets to a save point, the cameras don’t even exist to her, she has rage quit and handed the remote to cass 7 times within the first hour of playing*

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i watched justice league and im in the middle of watching justice league unlimited again (was obsessed with it when i was like 9) and like…. j’onn is very scary

like i now 100% understand why the wrote m’gann the way they did in later young justice seasons because oh my god??