#Turf Gator

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[thebat-musicman]

Everybody knows that the two worst US states are New Jersey and Florida. Gotham City is in New Jersey because it is the worst city ever and therefore should be in the worst state. But imagine if Gotham was in Florida (no specific region of florida. just florida)

What I think would happen if Gotham was in Florida

Bruce HATES hurricane season. He’s busy trying to save people he doesnt have time to stop people from shooting at the storm. Jason, however, loves it.

It’s a common conspiracy theory that the Joker is actually Ron DeSantis

Everybody lowkey loves Mr Freeze. It’s 104 degrees out Batman please stop punching the hawaiian ice guy

Mad Hatter took over the Teacup Ride at Disney World for about twenty minutes before getting attacked by several impatient kids and quite a few adults. Batman stepped in before they out him a coma

Everyone thinks that Gotham is the sunshine state’s emo child who keeps insisting that it’s “not a phase, mom!!” (so far it actually has not been a phase)

Killer Croc keeps getting in turf wars with the gators. Croc isnt even a crocodile he’s a man with a skin condition who think it’s embarrassing to lose to literal alligators 3 times in a row.

[peachie-bumblebee]

THREESOME HEADCANONS WITH MONTGOMERY GATOR

NSFW MINORS DNI

for my partner whom i love more than anything and who requested more Monty content <3 come get your food babe

CW: JEALOUSY, MARKING, TOYS, FREE USE

SCENERIO- You (reader) and Montgomery Gator are in a relationship when he brings up the topic of a threesome with you. It’s dealers choice- he’ll share you with any of his fellow main stage animatronics.

IF YOU PICK:

FREDDY

Slow turn. Full stop.

“ w h a t . ”

he straight up doesn’t understand. not one bit. he’s also DEFINITELY not jealous (he 100% is) of Freddy. this totally doesn’t bring something out of him.

but seriously though. explain to him why you want Freddy Fazbitch inside of you.

what does Freddy have to bring to the table? he’s not gonna say no- you get to pick whoever, and that’s the deal

but WHY FREDDY?!?!?!?!

don’t count Freddy out though. he’d be taken aback by the request but after much thought and giving his answer, he’s ready to have a dick measuring (figuratively and literally) with Monty and he WILL prove to be competition.

If any returning people are reading this… Competition fic rewrite???

it’s happening in Monty’s room. not Freddy’s. you stay on his turf.

he will constantly try to outperform Freddy. he can’t help himself. he’s gotta prove why he’s the best out of the two of them.

they’re bickering the entire time they’re fucking you, but not in a way that isn’t hot. you’d be sandwiched between them as they say things to each other through gritted teeth, occasionally commenting on how the other should be treating you or touching you or anything.

they’ll only agree on one thing- how good you feel and how fucking hot you are.

Freddy’s NOT cumming inside. Oh no. don’t even think about it. he’d sooner maul him. and when his dick starts vibrating Monty almost goes “FOR FUCKS SAKE” right then and there and flips you over to fuck you into the ground. he doesn’t though. he shows restraint. be proud.

at the end of the day, Monty is gonna prove to Freddy why you’re his and only his. Freddy will leave after aftercare with Monty waving him goodbye with a cocky expression on his face.

but Freddy still knows it’s his claw marks on your hipbones underneath your clothes when you walk by.

CHICA

“Ohhhhkay?”

He wasn’t expecting that. he’s not mad about it but he’s not sure why exactly. out of everyone, he knows the least about Chica. he doesn’t know WHAT to expect.

but you know, at least it’s not Freddy.

when Chica gets the request she pretty much giggles and says “Sure! You’ve got a cute one, i’ve had my eye on them for a while!” which confuses him even more. eye??? on his partner??? wtf???? but now he’s kind of intrigued.

the day of, he’s CERTAINLY not expecting to show up with you to her room and for her to have a chest sitting on the floor. he’s straight up got whiplash when she starts talking about hard and soft limits and negotiations and whether or not you wanna use the sex swing.

she points up and he looks and sure enough- there’s the telltale two hooks bolted into her ceiling for her to string it up. he thinks he’s dreaming.

and THEN she opens the chest which has three unfolding layers and a bottom compartment and he thinks he’s hallucinating. she has 5 different flavors of lube. what the fuck.

the whole time he’s just hugely impressed by her. at one point he straight up starts laughing a little incredulously and goes “Yo Chica- where the fuck didja get all of this shit?” and she just winks at him.

kinda gets nervous when she pulls out the strap?? he starts competing a little bit with her until she looks up at him from under her eyelashes and tells him to cool it.

suddenly Chica is the only person to ever put him in his place besides you.

they both talk about how good you are with your mouth. Chica’s more of the praiser, but Monty’s fully agreeing with some meaner degradation thrown in there. Her degrading is said in the sweetest tone in the world, which gets a different reaction from you than his normally does.

so yes, she teaches him something.

after that, he and Chica are a lot closer than they used to be. they’re not exactly friends, but now they share passing knowing glances and there’s almost a sense of kinship between the two.

and maybe after a while, a note written in pink glitter gel pen that smells like cupcakes shows up on his desk with the question of “Round two?”

and who knows. maybe- just maybe- he feels like he wants to say yes.

ROXANNE

yep. that’s the answer he expected.

he’s cool and calm about this one. he and Roxy are close. they’re the two “new” ones. the original rockers. the ones with attitude. he’s seen the way Roxy’s eyes follow you every once in a while, and he’s not threatened by it.

when he brings it up, they’re both just casually hanging out during a moment of quiet at day. she laughs under her breath, looks at him, smiles, and tells him she’ll be ready whenever.

this is the pair that you’re most likely to get into a fun situation with. If any of y’all remember my fic Animalistic (also open to doing a rewrite) where they borrow Chica’s maze and hunt you down in the dark- it’s that type of shit.

she’ll come to y’all, or y’all will come to her. either way works. this is a meeting between friends.

he’s impressed that she can deliver the amount of intensity that he can. you’re certainly dealing with a lot, and they’re sure to make a comment on how well you handle it.

i think he’d make her watch for a little bit that first time. you’d feel her gaze on you from across the room- two natural predator animals watching you like you’re their next meal. she’ll enjoy the view and the lesson on what you like

they’ll help each other out with pleasing you. if Monty’s inside, Roxy might reach over and put pressure on your lower stomach for him. if Roxanne is putting pressure on your chest with her claws, Monty is behind you running his hands down your ass.

it’s a collaborative effort.

out of all these pairings this is the only one where i can see them doing things to each other. it’s in a very casual way- and no way is Roxanne gonna suck his cock. she especially refuses to get on her knees for him. but he might pinch at her nipple piercings, and she might reach over and give his dick a few strokes.

they might even toss you around a little between them. in the future he might offer you as some stress relief while they hang out. it wouldn’t be a big deal for her to tune her guitar in on the same couch as him while you give him head, or for him to be doing his hair while she fucks your mouth. you’ll get your reward for being good in the end.

it won’t be discussed between the two of them outside of the request and event itself. they’ll perform side by side the same way they always have- and Monty will go to Gator Golf and Roxanne will go racing, and they’ll catch a break in the same unused room every once in a while.

but every so often, he’ll let her know she can stop by.

and you bet your ass she will.

I HOPED YALL ENJOYED THE MONTY CONTENT! as always, reblog with comments, request, and let me know what you thought below <3

[perit0neum]

thinkin about about a Louisiana were-catfish bootlegger (his were-catfish form is just a catfish fishman)

during the times when he's fully man hes large, almost taller than most humans, and his eyes reflect light shone into them

it's well known that any of his "opposition" disappear, but the means of their disappearances are unknown

--

you got caught, he found out you were selling your shitty booze in his turf and he is very territorial. you had to be dealt with, lost profits had to be prevented in any way. he brought you out into the middle of the marsh, he waded out into the water and left you bound on his skimmer

something massive brushed against the side of the boat, and a dark tail-fluke crashes into the surface of the water. you thought you'd just be shot in the back of the skull, your body fed to the gators, but your starting to realize something other than the gators will be eating you

wet claws wrap around your waist, and you're pulled backwards into a dark cramped maw. warm slick flesh presses against you in all directions, the Louisiana humidity is replaced by the sticky sweltering heat of the inside of a body.

his teeth close after you as your body slips inside him completely, and he swims off to a nice patch of water to let his body have its way with you.

maybe he'll let you out tomorrow with a warning, or maybe you'll be digested away, but no matter what you know squirming won't help you

(god writing vore feels so cringe 💔💔, but yknow practice makes perfect or whatever)

minors dni

[universal-casey]

Seeing my state's name (Florida) is like activating something ...

I wanna know how my state is fairing other than being it's normal self but with less laws 😭 -🌪🌠

Doing alright, surprisingly. Soviet and his soldiers can’t stand the swamps and heat (COMPLETELY different beast from his home turf) so Florida is able to get away with a lot.

Disney World is kinda defunct now tho. Most American entertainment was dissolved and given solely to California.

Soviet is also very scared of gators

[juststalkingmyroomate]

so tired

survivor 48 pretty good. I’m so tired and hungry and my body hates me. Highs and lows of CFCs. Coach just lost his ticket? Idk man we flying back it’s 5 am I have to make my 3 pm orgo lecture. Someone vaped on strip. NO EATING ON THE TURF. My past came back to haunt me once again. Fencers en garde! Orgo exam mid. Put life on hold for this weekend not excited to jump back in. But! Gators in the finals!!!!?? I said it’s great to be a Florida Gator! Can’t wait to go home and see my pookie bear (and her toes). Man in broncos socks. Gate A9. I tried Cinnabon for first time. By ebye

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

If I remember correctly, we kept the gator ghoul near the entrance. When we got back to the entrance, we saw it snacking on some zombies, among other things. Now, we began making our way back to Cammy turf. That was important, after all. Thankfully, the storyteller didn't force us to have to play through going back through everything we had to go through to get here. Just decided to let us speed along back to the hospital. The storyteller did note the prince was laid on top of the gator like a leathery stretcher.

Gator is best boy.

So now what? Repair and refortify the settlement?

Climb into bed for a well deserved rest?

Nookie?

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Gainesville, FL

At present, preparing to travel for vacation is less challenging. In looking for pre-scheduled activities in Gainesville, FL, it is necessary to check out online posts. Primarily, there will be MALIBU NIGHTS: Fridays @ The Backyard this coming Friday, May 16, 2025, at around 9:00 PM, at The Backyard @ Boca Fiesta & Palomino. In addition, the Tommy Stinson (The Replacements/GNR) Live at Loosey's in Gainesville is scheduled on Sunday, May 18, 2025, at around 8:00 PM, at Loosey's Downtown Gainesville. Lastly, you can opt to attend the Rewind: R&B Movie Night on Saturday, June 21, 2025, at around 8:15 PM, at Regal Royal Park Stadium 16.

Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, FL

"The Swamp," or Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, is a Gainesville, FL gem. Nestled within the University of Florida campus, it's the Florida Gators football team's home turf. Since its 1930 debut as Florida Field, it's grown from a 22,000-seat venue to a much larger stadium, thanks to several expansions and renovations. It's not just a sports hub, but a sightseeing spot and relaxation haven for locals and tourists alike. Its rich history and lively ambiance make it more than just a stadium. Lastly, it's a symbol of community and tradition, making every visit an experience steeped in excitement and camaraderie.

Monaco’s Night: Gator lacrosse team dominates Mercer to open NCAA Tournament

We know that there are many interesting news reports in Gainesville, FL area. In a recent news article, the topic was about a tournament. Reportedly, the hosting Florida Gators are not done dancing in the NCAA Women’s Lacrosse tournament following a statement victory over Mercer on Friday. In addition, it was mentioned in the news that The Bears, familiar foes, have faced Florida in the first round of the NCAA twice both in 2021 and 2022 with the Gators holding a 6-0 record all-time with seven first round byes previously. Besides, the Big 12 Champions rolled through the regular season and entered today looking to extend their winning streak to 15 with an 18-6 victory over the Bears.

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Ben Hill Griffin Stadium 157 Gale Lemerand Dr, Gainesville, FL 32611, United States Head south on Gale Lemerand Dr toward Stadium Rd 0.3 mi Turn left onto Museum Rd 0.6 mi Turn right onto SW 13th St 0.3 mi Turn left onto SW 11th Ave 390 ft Turn right Destination will be on the right 210 ft Lark Gainesville 1245 SW 11th Ave, Gainesville, FL 32601, United States

[elmalo8291]

Say less. Welcome to Episode 1 of “Game of Pimps: Velvet Royale”

Title: “Chrome Don’t Rust”

Setting: The Kingdom of Chrome, Sir Silverslick’s turf. Midnight. Gas station lit like a cathedral. The pavement’s still warm from the day, Cadillacs parked like lions.

SCENE: The showdown — Sir Silverslick vs Big Greazy Goldtoof.

[Silverslick stands in front of a chrome-covered muscle car, polishing his pinky ring. Greazy steps from the shadows, grill gleaming gold, a python on his shoulder.]

Sir Silverslick:

“Greazy, I see you slitherin’ outta that swamp like a broke Moses, leadin’ nothin’ but crusty heels and empty purses.”

Big Greazy Goldtoof:

“Say what you want, Slick Rick, but down in Gold Fang Gulch we don't polish chrome, we melt it down and wear it on our teeth. Your shine’s all surface—mine’s eternal.”

Silverslick:

“Eternal? Baby, your game’s expired. You got hos quittin' mid-stroll just to go sell plasma for a better boss. Meanwhile, mine pray at my ankles and tithe with every breath they earn.”

Greazy:

“You runnin' a church or a circus, bishop? ‘Cause I see a whole lotta clowns in furs and not a damn soul with ten toes down.”

Silverslick:

“They ten toes down, Greazy, they just up on their tiptoes tryna reach this level. I’m the height of the hustle, the sermon in the swagger. You? You smell like backseat sweat and broken promises.”

Greazy:

“Ain’t nothin' wrong with a lil funk when the money right. While you out here recitin' pimp psalms, I’m cashin' out the Book of Hustle, verse by verse. And guess what—it’s all in gold ink.”

Silverslick:

“You readin' scripture while I write it, nephew. You talkin’ old game—I’m lacin’ new gators as we speak.”

Greazy (grinning wide):

“Your gators walk, but mine bite. You better pray your words hit harder than my stable, ‘cause once they circle your block, they takin' names and leavin’ stains.”

Silverslick (stepping closer):

“They better bring bleach, ‘cause this chrome don’t rust, and I don’t flinch. Let the Royale begin. Just don’t cry when I put your glitter-ass dreams on layaway.”

[Crowd murmurs. The Velvet Royale watchers whisper and toss bills in the air like leaves. A glitterstorm. The Game is on.]

You want the next scene? Want the hoes to start sparring, or maybe the nightclub battle where they compete in “Verbal Seduction Combat”?

Or how about a whole rap battle format for some of the confrontations?

Tell me where to take it—this universe is wide open and the game is strong.

[elizapage444]

Cause it was. De assassins don take kindly ta people goin in dere turf either.

Jus watch yo self

-Guild member

Did you not hear what I just said!? I tried to wrangle a fuckin' gator! Thats the whole reson I got chased! I'm dumb! So of course I'm not gonna listen to you! Fuck authority!

We're gonna die-

NON!

[bongaboi]

Ole Miss: 2025 Gator Bowl Champions

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- — Jaxson Dart's final college pass was a 69-yard touchdown that got him chewed out by coach Lane Kiffin on the sideline.

It's one the quarterback will never forget.

Dart threw for 404 yards and four touchdowns in his final start for Ole Miss, leading the 16th-ranked Rebels to a 52-20 romp over Duke in the Gator Bowl on Thursday night.

Dart connected with Jordan Watkins seven times for 180 yards and two scores, including the longest pass play of the night with 1:27 to play. Kiffin ripped him for it afterward.

“I love him except for the last play when he checks to a pass play he’s not supposed to do,” Kiffin said. “He's got to learn a little better class there.”

Dart added 43 yards rushing, leaving EverBank Stadium with grass and dirt stains all over his red and white uniform.

The senior never considered opting out of the bowl game. Instead, he helped the Rebels (10-3) make history. With the victory, Ole Miss notched double-digit wins in consecutive years for the second time in program history and the first since 1959-60.

“This place changed my life," Dart said. "It was the best decision that I made. Just the relationships that I built with everybody here will last a lifetime.”

Ulysses Bentley IV, another senior playing his last college game, ran for 70 yards and two scores for the Rebels. Isaiah Hamilton returned an interception 50 yards for a touchdown early in the third quarter. All of them got to celebrate with sideline dunks on a portable basketball hoop adorned with Duke logos.

This ACC-SEC postseason matchup was never close. It wasn’t expected to be, either. Ole Miss was a 17 1/2-point favorite, according to , mostly because the Blue Devils (9-4) were without quarterback Maalik Murphy and running back Star Thomas. Both entered the transfer portal after Duke’s regular-season finale.

Third-year sophomore Henry Belin IV made his second career start and was harassed all night. Belin completed 25 of 44 passes for 236 yards, with two touchdowns and the interception. He was sacked three times.

Belin’s TD passes were two of the team's few highlights. Sahmir Hagans' 99-yard kickoff return — off a cross-field lateral, no less — was another.

One of Ole Miss’ few miscues came when Kiffin called for a trick play on fourth down. Kicker Caden Davis’ pass got picked off in the end zone, and Dart took nearly every snap the rest of the way.

“I think the thing that jumped out today is a special quarterback who played special," Duke coach Manny Diaz said.

The takeaway

Duke: The Blue Devils won't put too much stock into the loss, not with Belin getting a rare start and more offensive help on the way.

Ole Miss: The Rebels had most of their starters play in the bowl, a testament to how they feel about Dart and Kiffin. CB Jadon Canady and RT Micah Pettus, both starters, entered the transfer portal. And LB and leading tackler Chris Paul Jr. opted out to prepare for the draft process.

Key injuries

Duke cornerback Terry Moore, who intercepted the kicker’s pass on the trick play, left the game in the first half and ended up in the locker room. Ole Miss offensive lineman Eli Acker injured his right knee on an extra point in the second period and was helped off the field.

Chewed-up field

The field at EverBank Stadium was far from pristine. The center section of grass was mostly chewed up, looking more like a community sandlot than the bright-green sod that usually seems pulled from a resort golf course. The Jaguars hosted Tennessee in an NFL game four days earlier, leaving little time to get the turf in its best shape. Overnight temperatures in the 40s didn’t help regrowth, either.

Up next

Duke awaits the arrival of former Tulane QB Darian Mensah, who will reportedly get $8 million in NIL funding over two years to play for the Blue Devils.

Ole Miss will turn to highly touted left-handed QB Austin Simmons, a redshirt freshman from Miami. Simmons enrolled two years early and spent the last two seasons watching and learning from Dart.

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[demon-blood-youths]

Navarro waited for an answer from Vergil. He wasn't sure what he was thinking. He knows Vergil doesn't want help but the bomber knows that. Because Navarro needs his help more than Vergil needs his.

After offering a gas mask to Vergil. He is not taking it. Huh?

Hold up. He doesn't want the gas mask.?Is he going to suck up and deal with the smell? While Navarro understood, wouldn't the smell mess with his senses a bit? But that concern went away when Vergil replied.

“ I shall give your method a try in but this matter, ” 

Huh?

“ Employ it to oust that scaly poltroon from its underwater hold and follow with another blinding light at his sight to keep it at place. I shall take over from that point henceforth. ” 

Huh. While Navarro didn't understand the blue devil's arcane language. He did understand what he was saying. By scaly poltroon, he must have meant Wade. To do this, he must send out a bomb to get that damn gator out of the water, then follow up with a flashbang to blind his eyes giving enough time for Vergil to take care of him. A simple straightforward plan. It all depends on him.

Though...right now. When he will strike?! The answer came from the series of splashes that made Navarro tense but he wasn't prepared for a trash bag being thrown at him. And he didn't know that the trash bag was part of Wade's trickery to snatch him up and drag him into the water.

SHIT!

As he is being taken to the dark waters. Navarro thrashes in Wade's hold and widens his eyes to see the croc open his mouth, transforming into a long maw of jagged sharp teeth. He has his tail wrapped around his leg while gripping on the bomber's shoulder and arm to tighten his hold on him.

Fuck. Fuck! Damn this guy! I got separated from Vergil. I need to do something quick! I am not going to die here! Navarro thought. He needs to do something. He is in sutck between a rock and hard place. There are three options.

Get mauled to death.

2. Get drowned to death.

3. Or show this damn gator is what he's made of!

And of course, Navarro is picking the third option. But he needs to do this right and quick. In his head when coming close to death's door, at this moment, time slows as seconds become minutes. Due to his brain going into overdrive, neurons in the brain set off like fireworks. At this point, he is willing to sacrifice a limb to win this fight! Wade's jaws are coming closer and closer and then, Navarro goes to lift his hand in front of it.

-------

The water is his turf. His advantage! Nobody beats him in the water!

Serves that damn geezer on the surface right. What is he going to do since I have this midget in my claws? Taking out this guy is going to become a piece of cake. After he is done with this midget, he is going for that guy. Moron can't do anything. Wade cackled in his mind before looking at Navarro trying to defend himself with his hand up. And this dumb punk thinks he can swat me away with his tiny hands?!

However, Wade isn't the only one that has a trick up his sleeve. He suddenly felt sharp pain at his side, pausing his attack in mid-way. As if it something came through his body, breaking through his scales.

WHAT?!

Wade widens his eyes as one of the eyes darts to see a glowing blue specter in the water. A devil. It was scaly, had wings, and were those flames coming out of wings. His horns made it like a hammerhead but he could see its glowing eyes and its face..

What in the fuck is that thing?!

While Wade is taken back, thanks to Vergil's doppelganger's grand appearance. Navarro took the chance to shove something into Wade's mouth.

??????! Wade's thoughts raced as he felt something that was rubber and round shove down his mouth and in his throat by some tiny hand before his jaws were shut. Hold on! What is this little shit doing?! Navarro's green eyes furiously at the croc before revealing a feral grin that silently says.

Here's your damn happy meal!

Then something exploded inside the croc's mouth making the monster let go of the Navarro and swim away from him and the Doppelganger as his mouth is burning, tears are in his eyes and he is coughing underwater. It hurts! IIt hurts! IT HURTS! I

IT HURTS!

But the bomber won't let him get away. Oh no. He has a bomb followed up.

He did tell Vergil that he had a way to force Croc out of the water and so he does.. He fires off a bomb and this time...it wasn't an explosion. Something did blow up in the water but it wasn't an ordinary explosive. What came out of it was something green and blubbery, it spread throughout the water like a mold. Wade was distracted by the burning pain in his bomb until he felt something stick stuck to one of his feet. He goes to kick at it instinctively but the blob catches its other foot. The blob is some kind of glue trapping his body. It's like a moving rat trap!

If he stays here, he is going to get caught and be stuck underwater for god knows how long. Hell...he doesn't know how long he can last under!

----

Something emerges from the water as the green blob expands, making its way to the surface as something is furiously swimming back up. A splash and a gasp are heard as the short teen climbs back onto the surface, gasping, coughing, and spitting out water.

"Fuck! I almost died!" Navarro cursed. "UGH! This water tastes like shit! ACK! UGh!" He coughs up some of the water from his water, "That damn freaking...ack...gator!" He coughs. Navarro is recovering and sees that the blob is doing its job at the corner of his eye. He heaves as he is on his knees, watching this.

"Soon...he's going to come up." He gasped, glaring at the furious splashing. "My goo bomb always freaks people out." He stated. Just like Navarro predicted, Wade came out of the water as there were strands of goo sticking to the reptile's arms and feet, thrashing and turning to get free but to no avail. A goo trap.

"FUCK! It burns! You damn midget!" Wade roared angrily while there was smoke from his mouth thanks to the bomb and now he had to deal with something that was like clay and goo. "What is this?!" He refers to the green goo that he's stuck in.

Time to throw that flashbang and so he threw that bomb at Wade's direction.

@vischys

“I DON’T GIVE A FFFFFFUCK, YOU ALLIGATOR SON OF BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?!”

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒇𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔, though inwardly grimaced at the quality of wanton stretch wherein the irascible youth imparted his ire. At the same time, his inner savant naturally sought to both correct and inform @demon-blood-youths Navarro’s rhetorical inquiry.

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Monty

Another day, another Montgomery level mess to clean. No idea what set the gator off this time, what pissed him off so much that hes lodging golfballs in the walls with a single swing, or breaking the golf clubs in half and throwing them into the water. Because of this, the course was closed early and you were called in to fully assess the damage and clean up what you could.

Today was supposed to be your day off. But as Montys ‘Handler’, (a term you hated and were currently trying to have changed to ‘P.A’) you were technically on call in case of situations like this. Management claims they tried to handle it themselves, but Montgomery wouldn’t let anyone, or anything, in. So, they called you to come in and deal with it.

You called bullshit, but hey, hours are hours you supposed, and it wasn’t like you didn’t basically get paid to just hang out in the Pizzaplex most days anyway.

By the time you got there, Montgomery had cooled down just enough to stop throwing things, but was still stalking around the course somewhere.

Youd gone through the security tunnels and were coming in through a STAFF door when you heard the loud clanging footsteps of your animatronic coworker stomping around come to a halt before a warning growl resonated through the course.

Reflexively you shrink in on yourself before squaring your shoulders and side stepping around the door, leaning against it to push it shut before calling out to the unseen bassist. (Surprising, considering he was a 6’5” hunk of moving metal)

“And here i thought management was bullshittin me, you aren’t even gonna let me in either?”

The growl dies off and instead you hear a loud chuff. You guessed he might have gone up to the catwalks again, but even as you looked up you couldn’t really see anything in the dim lighting.

You scan the course again before walking further in. You let out a steady exhale in an attempt to calm your racing heart as you acted as casual as possible.

In truth, you were worried. Not for yourself, no, you and Monty had built a trust over your time as his assistant and you no longer feared he might lash out and harm you, you were worried for him. Management never truly cared about the damages done to Monty himself, they were more focused on the costly repairs of the golf course and opening it again as quickly as possible. The most you got about Montys wellbeing was that he was damaged, but there had been no elaboration before they demanded you come in and promptly hung up.

So to say you were a little antsy was an understatement.

You stop in the middle of the course, both surveying the damage and looking for the upset gator. You huff and lift your hands up to yell for the gator before the ground shakes and an ear ringing CLANG sounds from behind you.

The force of the shockwave caused you to yell out in surprise as you lost your footing and fell forward. Inches before eating turf, the back of your collard work shirt snaps you to a halt.

“Fallin all over yerself just to see me, are ya?”

You fell to the ground with a grunt, body sagging in delayed relief at both not losing your front teeth and hearing Monty sound at least mostly intact.

“Oh haha very funny,” you snark, pushing yourself up and dusting off. You look up at the gator, hands going up to reflexively cup the animatronics jaw as he lowered his head to meet your hands. The soft hissing of hydraulics releasing as Monty sagged into your hold slightly always made an affectionate warmth spread through your chest.

“Alright big guy, talk to me.” You kept your voice soft, the pad of your thumbs gently rubbing back and forth against the gators jaw.

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FNAF Reader-insert Headcanons: Golfing with Monty Strategy Guide

Alternate title: WOOOOO GATOR GOLF

Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with the actual gameplay, this is for the very real and likely chance that you would need to do this irl.

Don't think for a second Monty will go easy on you. Even if you're his friend, even if you're his BEST friend, Monty likes winning his game more than you. Besides, this is a perfect opportunity to show off.

He has a special golf club covered in neon paint and lightning bolts, and it's exactly as garish as it sounds. It's perfectly balanced for his swings and custom-sized just for him (although once he lent it to a 7-foot customer)

Monty knows his mini golf course by heart, and then some. He knows every shortcut, every layout, and even every patch where the turf is worn down.

Naturally, you cannot win against him with sheer skill alone. (Unless you just THAT good at mini golf, in which case you have both my respect and fear.) For the rest of you, this means exploiting a few of Monty's... weaknesses. Pulling a stunt like this may result in lost friendship.

For example, he gets nervous around the water features, although a splash won't hurt him.

"Hey, water resistant doesn't mean waterproof, alright?"

If someone were to, oh, I don't know, accidentally fill the water level too high before playing? That might just put Monty on edge enough to throw him off his game.

Or, alternatively, annoy him so much that he takes his anger out on the ball and hits it into the stratosphere rather than the hole.

Or dip his club in Fizzy Faz.

Or blast an airhorn whenever Monty is about to swing.

It sounds cruel, but that's the price to win such an important and prestigious game as "Children's Entertainment Center Minigolf".

If you want to use a nicer approach, don't sabotage him directly. Any changes you make to the course will make Monty more likely to mess up because it's unfamiliar.

For example, take random bricks off the edges and blame it on the kids.

If you're a higher-up in the store's employee hierarchy, and you're absolutely committed to winning this, you could even arrange for new turf to be installed in the golf course.

If all goes well, congrats, you've won! Your reward is any wager you decided on beforehand, and an angry robot alligator.

Sore loser as he is, Monty would immediately challenge you to a rematch. Good luck beating him twice.