#WAS 'THAT MAN' BRAM?????????

[diagonal-queen]

WHAT

THE

ABSOLUTE

FUCK

[goryhorroor]

“in the 1990s, horror movies shifted away from the grotesque masks, buckets of liquid latex, and half-naked co-eds that had defined the genre during the 1980s. due to the 1990s being a more accepting time, diversity in all aspects was included in horror films. all races and sexualities were being represented through movies. 1990s horror movies also reflected fears about the approaching end of the millennium. were ancient prophecies about to come true? would the year 2000 trigger the sequence of devastating global events known as the apocalypse?”

[panthermouthh]

“It is more dangerous than you think in this country.”

[corvys-clover]

Our good friend, Jonathan

He's a madman, he's a little lawyer boy, his mortal weakness is paprika and anyone that hurts his wife is getting chased down with a very large kukri knife-

Commissions open!

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[the-batkin-colony]

Abraham just had to do Seward dirty right in front of Lucy.

[fivekrystalpetals]

Bram waited 1000 years for this day to come 😭

[kaurwreck]

based on what fukuchi said regarding the one order, fyodor can't use it. the one order has already been configured to fukuzawa. it's not clear that fyodor knows this (although it's explicit that fukuchi didn't trust fyodor).

it's also telling that fukuchi comments that fyodor wouldn't be able to interfere. he doesn't clarify with what fyodor wouldn't be able to interfere. (such as, for example, fukuchi reconfiguring the one order against fyodor's conception of the plan.) it's also relevant that fukuchi says "no one else could have thought it up," indicating he understands, to some degree, fyodor's genre of strategic reasoning. surely, then, he's picked up on fyodor's overt blind spots regarding others' capacity for trust and subversion based on trust.

that fyodor can't command the one order renders fyodor's threat moot, although nevertheless informative.

because if the one order coordinates all of the users' subordinates, then anyone subordinate to fukuzawa could be commanded by fukuzawa. bram, shortly before fyodor took him, pledged himself as a knight to aya, even forsaking his prior title to subordinate himself to her.

his subordination to aya is so deeply ingrained that fyodor even still calls her princess and affirms that the vow remains.

in other words, all aya has to do to give fukuzawa control over the vampires. is subordinate herself to fukuzawa. vow with her whole, fierce heart that she is his to command. or, fukuzawa can reconfigure the one order to respond to her voice; if fukuchi was able to transition the authority he was granted to use it to fukuzawa, then fukuzawa should similarly be able to do the same.

tl:dr, the one order is useless in fyodor's hands, and, together, fukuchi's love for and trust in fukuzawa and bram's love for and trust in aya are a chekov's gun.

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

[theeluisifer]

Though many believe that Bram Stoker did not write an entry on the 13th of May in Dracula, I have found through thorough evidence that he did indeed write one. Here it is, below, in its entirety, unedited.

JONATHAN HARKER’S JOURNAL (KEPT IN SHORTHAND)

13th May. The Castle - This sucks. Absolutely terrible. Worst Airbnb host ever. (Mem., remember to ask Mina to leave bad review for Count.)

[frickfrackchickenstack]

Bsd crack au where everything is the same but characters actually get good therapy

Take that as u will

[ryartchus]

bramcraft

[saffitaffi]

He angy (part 1)

[sorry-ipanicked]

Are we still talking about Dracula? Cause I need everyone to see this copy of Dracula I found in the back of an antique store in Bavaria

[clowncarstars]

I will not elaborate

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The template: X

[kalcium-yippee]

Mmkay, so, let me get this right. The Crime™ is murder, and the Punishment™ is an anemic Russian rat taking your life and body. Got it.

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

I feel that, ad a community, we have not discussed enough

Bram's manicure