#WHY DID I MAKE THIS.

[one-blue-floof]

[m1kas0ra]

“What is this feeling? What should I do?!”

This was made in honor for someone who made a crackship of Nice Arneb x Madara Mikejima

(Screenshot taken from the MV of Very NICE by SEVENTEEN)

[scrollonso]

Hot Take: Fernando is the feminine one 😨

i can confirm

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

I didn’t know the tumblr clan thing had taken off…

but apparently it did so..

I blame this on @littlegrayram

so

Fuck it

medicine cat; Gaud, hairless cat I do not remember what name I thought of before.

leader: Thunderstar, formerly Thundersong, Pukicho

deputy: Rabbitfur: PM seymour

if this gets any attention, I’ll be cursed to make more, won’t i

The Kit: formerly Eight, then Checkkit, then Checkpaw

Eight did love their parent, truly.

but Bluebird (what a dumb name for a cat) was just, .. just so BORRRING.

the Kit huffed, as their parent finished grooming them, and curled up in the nest.

It wasn’t just the dullnes off Bluebird.

it was also their icky Twoleg… Eight hated their twoleg. He was mean, and cruel, and cringe!

and Bluebird’s exciting stories of years ago, when they were in a clan! With a friend called Tumblepaw! They sounded really cool.

the gray Kit glanced at Bluebird, Sleeping soundly, and wriggled out of the nest. Their two leg had decided they’d be purely indoor cats but the window was open.

all Eight had to do was get up there..

after a while of silent struggling, the Kit managed to jump up on the windowsill, and out the window.

the Kit bounced excitedly, and ran into the woods.

the woods were so BIG. And so exciting! the small Kit laughed, darting from bush to bush…

until Eight spotted a bird in a small clearing. The Kit giggled, and instinctively dropped into a crouch, prowling closer, slowly and slowly.. and sprung

the bird looked up two late, as the small kit dug their claws into it, and bite it’s neck. The bird went limp, and the Kit meowed, thrilled, and dug in to enjoy their meal.

but an unfamiliar scent caught their attention, followed by the sounds of paw steps.

the Kit looked up, seeing a large cat with dark fur prowl out of the bushes.

“Well what do we have here… a lost kitty pet.. stealing my prey?” They asked, their voice, low and dangerous.

eight’s ears flattened, and they dropped the bird.

“I-I didn’t know it was yours! I just.. I just..”

“Why are you in your comfy home, kitty pet?” The unknown cat asked, walking closer and nudging the small Kit.

“What’s.. what’s a kitty pet?” Eight asked.

“A coward.” The cat answered firmly. Now that they were closer, a white mark on their face, and a large scars over their body, were visible.

but they looked, so coooool!

“But you’re.. intriguing. That was a flawless technique, and you effectively caught a bird..” the cat said, nudging the Kit a bit. “What are you doing out here?”

eight looked up at the cat, before shifting their paws.

“I.. I hate my twoleg. And my parent is so boring. I just wanted to be free for a bit. I heard of the cool clans, and just.. I just wanted to try…” Eight said, looking down, embarrassed. “I’m sorry I bothered you..” they added.

the other cat was silent, before licking the Kit’s fur, in the wrong direction, messing up the smooth, carefully groomed fur.

“Cheer up Kit… are.. are you interested in .. joining a clan?” They asked. The Kit perked up, looking back at the cat.

“I would be.. but I.. heard that the clans had fallen..” they said, making the wild cat snort.

“Where’d you hear that? Kit, do you want to join, or not?”

Eight blinked, and nodded quickly.

“Yes! It doesn’t feel.. right living with that Twoleg, I want to be free!”

the wild cat smiled, and turned around, beckoning the gray Kit with their tail.

“Don’t forget your kill. First rule, never let someone else take credit for your hard work.”

Eight beamed, and picked up the bird, hurrying after the wild cat.

“Whass urr nawme?” They asked, struggling to talk through the bird.

“Tumbledash.”

“Now, Kit. Once we arrive at camp, you’ll see a pile of fresh kill, by one of the dens. I want you to bring your bird to it, before we go to the leader.” Tumbledash told the excited Kit, who nodded quickly.

“Who da leder?” They asked.

“Our leader is a very wise cat, named Thunderstar.” Tumbledash explained, as they walked into the camp.

eight looked around as they walked in.

there were so many cats! A white furred cat, with long ears, and black paws, was sitting by a stump, surrounded by small white kits.

A very pretty she cat was talking excitedly to some young cats, and some elder cats. She looked familiar to the Kit.

Perched atop a large rock, was sitting a cat with golden fur, with a an oddly cut tail, talking to some cats, who were all nodding.

as Tumbledash and the kit walked in, the cats slowly fell silent. Eight stumbled, and glanced up at Tumbledash, who kept walking, so they followed. they spotted the fish kill pile, and ran over to it, dropping their bird. A Hairless cat was sitting by it, holding some herbs in his mouth, and examined the Kit closely.

“A kitty pet, eh?” He said, his voice a shrill raspy one. “And brought by our own Tumbledash?” the kit shuffled their paws awkwardly, and ran over to Tumbledash again.

“Everyone shut your fucks, we gotta hear thsi story.” A voice boomed from the rock, as the leader spoke.

Tumbledash bowed their head at Thunderstar.

“I found this young kit, successfully hunting a bird, and interested in joining Tumblrcan.”

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

[tpwrtrmnky]

hindsight

[ID: A two-panel comic with crudely drawn stick figures.

Panel 1: The lime green person is talking to the leaf green person and the moss green person.

Lime: "I... have a confession to make."

Leaf: "Go ahead."

Lime: "I want to rewatch the Wizard Child movies."

Leaf: "Didn't the wizard author get incredibly chromophobic?"

Lime: "Yeah I just... It's nostalgia you know? They meant a lot to me when I was a kid."

Panel 2: The three are on the couch.

Lime: "All right, let's go."

Leaf: "It's so weird how the wizard author just turned chromophobic though. Like I remember this series being pretty good for its time. It'll be weird seeing their work contrasting with their views now."

Moss: "I'm just glad we got the movies for free through normal and legal means. Heh."

End ID.]

[ID 2: Scenes from three Wizard Child movies.

Wizard Child and the Simplistic Morality: A slightly round child with a propeller hat is talking to a child with no hat.

Round child: "I am so fucking fat and greedy I am textually shown to be fat because I am greedy and also evil."

Hatless child: "You are to infer my moral purity from juxtaposition with this fat child. Woe is me for our shared parent has deprived me of a propeller hat."

Wizard Child and the Goodness of Wealth: An adult wizard is talking to the child, who now has a wizard hat.

Wizard Adult: "Wizard child you are secretly extremely rich."

Wizard Child: "I will form biases regarding the bankers all being triangular for some reason!"

Wizard Adult: "Your wealth is deserved because your true parent was Good and therefore you are also Good."

Wizard Child: "Now we should acquire consumer goods. Buy consumer goods!"

Wizard Child and the Dark Family History: A blue-grey horse person is talking to the wizard child.

Blue-grey: "No, wizard child. You don't understand. I am one of the good ones, because unlike the bad ones I don't try to spread my curse that makes you a blue-grey horselike creature to others!"

Wizard child: "Wow uncle blue-grey you are one of the good ones! I forgive you for being a horse because I am so good I would even forgive horses. I sure hope you don't conspicuously get killed off later in this movie!"

End ID 2.]

[ID 3: Oh hell no there are even more of these.

Wizard Youth and the Tokenistic Relationship Dynamics: A square headed wizard youth is talking to the former wizard child, now a wizard youth.

Square Wizard Youth: "Wizard child, as the only person with a square head in this entire series it is my duty to inform you that you are the savior of all people with square heads, too. Let us build a one-sided relationship that only furthers your character development, after which I will immediately lose all plot relevance."

Wizard Youth: "I will do this because I am a maturing wizard youth and need disposable relationships that don't threaten the endgame!"

Wizard Youth and the Escalation of Stakes: The Dark Wizard, a sort of grey-green person with a cloak, is pointing at Wizard Youth.

Dark Wizard: "Wizard Youth, I have returned!"

Wizard Youth: "Dark Wizard! Why are you green now?"

Dark Wizard: "Evil magic made me green! I am green with envy towards all who are good!"

Wizard Youth: "I will not engage with how you are clearly based on fascist ideologies and yet this narrative plays into fascist aesthetic sensibilities!"

Wizard Youth and the Post-Hoc Revelations: The Wizard Youth is leaning over their Wizard Mentor, who is laying in a pool of blood.

Wizard Youth: "Wizard Mentor no! You can't die!"

Wizard Mentor: "It is fine, wizard youth. My death will further your character development into a wizard adult. Also, I was secretly a very very dark purple this entire time. I never brought it up so I could retain narrative approval.

End ID 3.]

[ID 4: Wizard Adult and the Overdue Conclusion. Three panels. I am sorry.

Panel 1: The dark wizard is dueling the Wizard Adult with magic beams.

Dark Wizard: "Evil green beam!"

Wizard Adult: "Good red beam! Despite the enormous variety of magic in this series this is what our final battle looks like!"

Panel 2: Wizard Adult stands victorious over the dark wizard, who is dying on the ground.

Wizard Adult: "In the end, dark wizard, you were defeated because I am morally superior to you."

Dark Wizard: "I was a product of systemic failures. There will be someone like me again someday!"

Panel 3: Zoom in on wizard adult, who says:

"Not if I can help it. Because I am going to be a wizard cop now. The moral of this story is that all systemic issues can be solved by finding a bad guy to beat."

End ID 4.]

[ID 5: Four panels.

Panel 1: Return to the green trio on their couch, watching the TV say "The End." All are are silent.

Panel 2: They are sitting on the couch. Moss is looking at their phone.

Lime: "Yeah so there were maybe a few signs we missed because we were children."

Leaf: "Yeah. A few. Some."

Panel 3: Continue conversation.

Lime: "So what did you think, Moss?"

Panel 4: Zoom in on Moss, who says: "I've been zoned out on my phone since the second movie. They lost me at the magic stuff. Wizards aren't real."

End ID 5.]

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[hinamie]

10 years later

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[stivkun]

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

[zemfruit]

still figuring them out

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[twilight-zoned-out]

Some things about Allan:

He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator

He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover

He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting

He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)

He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight

He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies

He knows what NSYNC is 

He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)

There are no other Allan models

[ravewing]

what if the cambrian period was in hazbin hotel