#We are Not The Same

[frownyalfred]

you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.

[violentbirds]

Your husband:

Mine:

[transbian-vergil]

We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

[tiggerriot]

“ghost has brown hair” “ghost has blonde hair” “ghost’s eyes are blue!” “his eyes are brown!” ghost is an unfathomable black void beneath the skull mask and if you take it off you’re immediately turned to stone medusa-style

[aengelren]

“i love toji because he’s miss understood” well i love toji because he’s a 6’2 sexy piece of a man

[koshercosplay]

the world is YOUR oyster. not mine, a kosher-keeping jew.

the world can, however, be my giraffe, which is infinitely funnier.

[silent-partner-412]

it’s absolutely insane to me how much attention hades 2 is getting from the anti-woke crowd. like, this game’s art style and character designs do not look that much different from the first game’s, which were pretty much universally praised. have the times really changed that much since 2020?? have people become so insane over “wokeness” in just four years?? were people being this weird about the first game and i just missed it?? i just don’t understand

[spicyraeman]

6am horny shadzel? Yeah sure fuck it why not

[redrivertherabbit]

Poze-..pyzom-...uh..Pozy's skin yay :D

[rudamaruda520]

Your eyes are red 'cause you're high, my eyes are red 'cause I just cried over yet another story about fictional dead gay wizards from the 70's. We're not the same.

[3amgirlpoetry]

When someone says they understand your pain cus’ their ship broke up, but your ship hasn’t even made it to first base yet and it’s been 24.. years.. like, NO SHARON YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[trek-tracks]

I feel like I simply. Could Not take the pressure of writing an official Star Trek novel or novelization, because, as someone who loves making silly jokes For The Bit, the potential repercussions are so intense.

You write one line about Spock getting drunk off the sucrose in a mint and suddenly there are 50,000 fics about Spock's addiction to chocolate and everyone has to rethink the entirety of the chemical properties of the Vulcan diet

Can you imagine what a misplaced pun might do

[girlactionfigure]

jewishrebellion

[lyctor-ibarelyknowher]

tfw you get lobotomized out of the narrative so this pale ass bitch puts the moves on your necromancer.................amiright?

[harbingerofsoup]

bummy shippers out here like why do y’all still ship buddie when buck is now canonically bi as if there aren’t two people in this ship

these bitches genuinely can’t believe that we care about eddie

[erin-doodles]

“stop supporting palestine if you’re queer, the palestinian people and their government is queerphobic”

FUCK YOU.

1.

queer people exist around the world in all countries, INCLUDING in “muslim” or “arab” countries, INCLUDING palestine. they deserve the right to live full stop.

2.

you don’t see people saying they should round up americans that live in the deep south to then MURDER THEM, RAPE THEM, BURY THEIR CHILDREN AND BURN THEIR ELDERS ALIVE simply because they’re queerphobic.

why does this same mentality apply to palestine?

3.

israel isn’t any better.