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rip Barty Crouch Jr. you would've loved to tell people that they just lost The Game

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enemies to lovers?

no. give me enemies to lovers to enemies to strangers to friends to awkward romantic moment to purely platonic best friends to lovers

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Sirius, visibly frustrated: ...okay guys... I need honest opinions on that... *he holds up a photo of Regulus*

Lily: so pretty

Marlene: my only boy crush

Peter: smash.

James: raw. next question.

Mary: the things I would do for that man...

Sirius: *holds up a photo of himself*

Lily: the opposite of hot

Marlene: barf 🤢

Peter: pass.

James: it's like incest...

Mary: oh gosh... never ever again!

Sirius: I'm so sick of you people! We look just the same! We're basically twins! 😤😠

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[Remus at the office job]

Remus: So I am a single dad...

Janet, from accounting: Oh my, and you said how many of them you have?

Remus: Three boys...

Hellen, from HR: Oh, you just have to show us some pictures!

Remus: *opens his wallet and a long strip of photographs unfolds*

Janet: ...but those are three grown men...

Remus: yeah... easy mistake... you would think they could start acting accordingly... and yet here we are...

Hellen: You can't just be a father of three men your age...

*James, Peter and Sirius bursting into the office*

Sirius, while picking every red m&m from the bowl in reception: Remus, are you finished yet?

Peter, while trying to pour water from the dispenser directly into James' mouth: yeah, we're bored...

James, all wet from the water: And there are no more dino nuggies at home...

Remus: Guys, go away. I finish in an hour... and I'll buy some nuggets on my way home.

Sirius, with mouth full of red m&m's: Awehome! Hee ya! *runs out*

James and Peter: Bye Remus! Good bye milady's! *also run out*

Remus, with a raised eyebrow: You were saying..?

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Lily: That's just preposterous.

Regulus: Utterly repugnant.

James: ...

Lily: Don't you agree, James?

James: ...You both know, that I don't know.

Regulus: What do you mean?

James: I don't know if I agree, cause I don't speak dictionary. Take your stupid fancy words and go find some other nerd.

Remus, entering the room: Hi, guys-

James: Like Moony! Speak to him, and later he'll translate this to me.

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Lily: In a room full of beautiful women would you choose me?

James: 🤨

James: ...I mean... Can I trust you in a room full of beautiful women?

Lily: ...touché

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Sirius: Oh, come on Prongs- just tell me who's your crush!

James: NO!

Sirius: Ugh... At least describe them!

James: ...umm, okay

James: He’s got really pale skin, almost white— like porcelain, kind of.

His hair is dark and curly, black as a raven’s wing, and it always looks kind of messy, but in a good way, and it always falls into his eyes in the softest way...

His eyes are this really light blue, but in the sunlight they almost look silver.

And he’s skinny— like, really skinny.

Sirius: OMG! That's sounds just like me! ...or more like Regulus, I guess...

James: ...

Sirius: ...James?

James: ...

Sirius : Say it's me.

James: 🙄

Sirius: SAY IT'S ME, JAMES.

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If you know at least one person in the fandom irl do yourself a favour and make it!

I did it for my hg for her birthday and sure- it took HOURS to make, but it's so worth it!

We've played the whole night!

(and you can print any fancast you would like)

and when we're playing we cannot ask about appearances, only questions like:

- Can they ride a bike?

- Do they have at least one Hawaiian shirt in their closet?

- Would they lie in court?

And it's so fun to learn along the way how we see those characters.

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Fic idea:

James - a young sorcerer from a coven whose natural enemies are vampires, one day meets a vampire...

But instead of being hostile - as common sense would dictate - they don't attack each other, they just start flirting... hard

He is sure that the vampire is using persuasion and hypnotizing him to make James interested and attracted to him...

Meanwhile, Regulus- a young vampire, is terrified because instead of attacking the sorcerer, he can't resist the urge to flirt with him...

Regulus is convinced that James has cast some powerful spell on him that turns spite into desire.

Neither of them possess such powers.

They just want to fuck.

The end.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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I follow many accounts with marauders fanarts, and many accounts with dramione/romione fanarts.

And my point is- very often an image will show up and my honest reaction is- HERMIONE AND REMUS?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

and the second later I'm like- oh, it's not Hermione... it's Sirius 😌😌😌

In any case I'm not hating the art- it's just my silly little brain doing pranks on me...

did anyone else experienced what I'm experiencing?

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so I have this hc that little Bella on her first year at Hogwarts have met a deaf girl and learned sign language from her, and came back home so happy

she spent the whole summer teaching it to her sisters and cousins cause in the noble house of Black 'Silencio' was used on them for even the slightest of misbehaves

and from then on they finally were able to communicate thorough this <3

and I just know that later in life they used it solely to talk shit about their parents during family dinners <333

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The prettiest human being to ever exist—an angel-level beauty, so stunning that we’ll never find a remotely perfect equivalent in the real world—being absolutely mesmerised by a crooked stick man of a person is my favourite dynamic.

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Normal ask.

Standard response

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my lily evans headcanon is that she is the most gorgeous girl in the universe and i love her

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James: I have never eaten anything from France that was even remotely tasty.

Regulus: I am French.

James: Oh, okay... in that case the tastiest thing I ever ate was from France.

Sirius: PARDON?!

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The person without a will to live finally finding one only to die right after...

I'll give you one better.

The person without seeing a reason to live finally finding a person that becomes their reason. They are willing to live for them and THEN authors immediately kill their person.

Just shoot me in the face at this point.

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*Sirius walking on James and Regulus kissing*

Sirius: Speaking as your best friend- nice catch James! *high-fives him*

Sirius: Speaking as Regulus' brother- you better start fucking running.