#What the fuck guys

[themoonandthefool]

they hit the fucking pentagon

[kerfuffleddingus]

I picked Charlie to watch for the new smp, because previously I had watched Wilbur for dsmp and I was like hmm better pick someone who isn’t going to man whore his way to explosions and have traumatized children and guess what guess fucking what

[butchdiaz]

literally cannot believe we are living in this world right now???? if i told myself from three years ago that buck is canonically bisexual and oliver stark is out here doing interviews with gay times saying that buddie was legitimately in the works in s4/5? i think id drop dead

[ttheatre-trashh]

These Noel x mischa ship names are getting crazy. Like no I’m not calling them hiphophookers????? Who the fuck thought of rapsluts???? Can’t we just stick with nischa 😭😭 or Passionfruit/poets/roses

edit: I’ve now discovered rosephone, wifiroses, and fuckeduprappers.

[orangechickenpillow]

Just noticed that when Ezra is negotiating with the mercs he presents himself as a collective with Cee. His language is predominantly "we" and "us" which leaves no doubt that he and Cee are doing this together.

He speaks this way until Inumon directly threatens Cee.

As soon as Inumon has Cee on the ground, suddenly it's "I am the gatekeeper to more wealth than any of us has ever seen." Not only does his tone understandably switch from cordial to threatening (since Ezra is good at mirroring the people he's doing business with) but he also shifts from "It's the two of us making this deal with you" to "I'm holding this potential wealth over your heads."

The second Cee is put in immediate danger, Ezra splits their partnership up momentarily. When they're safe, she's his equal -- when they're in danger, she is still a child and he reacts accordingly. And that's the difference between Ezra and Damon. Ezra can regonize when it should be "we" and when it should be "I"

[mynameisnottravis]

Let me introduce you guys to, Pluto angst.

Pluto is our funky little emo my chemical romance listener but so many times in this series has this WET CAT of a human being made me want to SOB.

Example number 1:

Episode 15

The people that he most likely put some trust into basically sold him off to strangers, instead of a certain brunette. (cough ada) And seeing how they reacted to Lenore and company, they probably saved Plutos life. Just for him to later be traded to some strangers that could have really bad intentions

EXAMPLE NUMERO DOS

Episode 34

Eulalie, the girl Pluto has a crush on is talking about a dolls cracked eye, "But even still, she's pretty in her own way, don't you think?" As it shows the crack over her eye. Pluto is hiding behind Duke, specifically his wounded eye. The person he fancies is indirectly telling him his scar is beautiful, the one he purposely went out of his way to hide, when in episode 83, before DYING. He never covered his eyes, ever.

He actually had it somewhat slicked back.

He's insecure about his scar and eulalie saying the cracked doll was pretty probably made him feel a certain way. (straight 4 eula 🗣️🔥🔥🔥)

EXXAAAANMMMPLE NUMBER THREE!!!

He just wanted to see the lights. And his eye was taken for it.

Him trying to shoot Montresor, with confidence, happiness, thinking that him being the human equivalent of those prickly plant balls that stick to your clothes and stab you, will come to an end, but when he pulled the trigger nothing happened, he felt so much hopelessness, so much intense dread, that he remembered his eye being taken away, just because he wanted to see the lights.

Similar to Montresor hurting his friends, just because they wanted to live.

[aurae-rori]

stares at all of you

this is your chance to scream at me in the replies of this post. or this is your sign to send an ask. i don't bite guys (i eat arms)

i did not expect this silly goofy ahh blog to get this many followers. thanks for supporting my absolute insanity. hope you guys are having a good day and remember to take care of yourselves. <3

[holdingup-fallingsky]

I was close enough to HEAR HIM WITH MY OWN EARS

[soukokumychildren]

Someone’s gonna die and it ain’t gonna be me

[anomaly-vee]

oh. kremy’s been faced with a situation he finally can’t con his way out of. he’s convinced that this’ll be their fate. and the first thing he thinks of when trying to lighten the mood is gideon. ok. that’s fine. i’m not crying.

[one-of-many-mothmen]

SINCE WHEN DOES GIDEON HAVE HORNS??????

DID YALL KNOW THIS???

[bookshelfdreams]

Thank you for also going insane over the King Charles portrait, I thought it was a joke???? Unhinged. All I could think of was Beksinski, though it's much too figurative for that I suppose. How is this real?

Beksinski is a little more surreal I think? This is just brutal. Visceral. I look at this and I can smell the gore. And he looks dead as well, with the grey undertones to his skin, the blood-splattered hands. ffs, the shading on his face makes it look like something is oozing from his nose. Theres nothing remotely dream-like or subtle or metaphorical about it.

And it would be a fine work of art, provocative, yes, blunt, sure, maybe to the point of banality, depending on your taste. But what elevates this to the realm of "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me" is the fact that the royal family paid for that. They commissioned it! This isn't an act of protest. This isn't criticism. They had the literal goddamn king of England painted like a decaying zombie. On purpose.

He looks like he bathes in the blood of infants daily and it barely keeps his undead body functioning. He looks like someone wanted to make Frankenstein's monster but all they had was their own grandpa and a local butchery.

Like come on. Come ON. If you had your evil space emperor depict himself like that, it would be tired and cliche. But somehow, THIS

is reality.

[mr-miss-anonymous]

Okay, but what’s the deal with the Combaticons getting smashed so often?

Not smashed, or smashed, but like… smashed. We see Vortex getting fucking obliterated:

And then Swindle becoming a little metal pancake under Optimus:

So it’s happened at least twice. That’s not a lot, but… it’s more than once, so. Is this a common theme? Should I be concerned for their safety? Am I next?

[aziraphales-lawyer]

[biblically-accurate-crow]

Whoops it happened again.

Okay so... apparently someone got falsely accused of grooming for.. a ship they don't like. What the hell, guys? What the actual fuck? Seriously? Literally, just block and move on. How difficult is it for you to not harass someone over a ship?

Like- you'd think that's common knowledge, right? Then why not do exactly that? Sure. I, personally, don't really like the Sam x Uzi ship, but do I pull stuff like this? No. No, I don't. Don't like a ship that someone else likes? Just block and move on. Seriously.

Edit: More stuff I wanted to add.

Noticed a misunderstanding. But yeah. Wanted to add some stuff to clarify. I'm sure everyone knows about people being harassed over liking ships. I don't exactly know if it happening as often as much, but still. Not. Cool. Again. Blocking and moving on takes far less effort.

[tpuppypets]

The pride demons have me questioning my sexuality again. FUCK MY LIFE BRO!!!!

My indecisive ass can’t keep an identity for shit other than the fact I’m trans and aroace-spec as fuck.