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The Hanged Man Rusts in a Nutshell:
Brian: Don’t be racist
Gawain: No
Brian: Your son is trans
Arthur: That’s literally impossible
Brian: Go sit on the chair that kills people
Galahad: I have literally been waiting for this my entire life
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littlemut · 1 year
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when americans be like
‘well if you hate the US so much where would you wanna live then’
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sophieebridgerton · 2 years
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as an intellectual the sexy baby lyric is actually very profound and moving. you don’t get it but i do
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nb-marceline · 2 months
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(full article here)
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qqueenofhades · 1 month
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Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.
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bonesandthebees · 6 months
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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sleepygaymerdisease · 7 months
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eridan-ampora · 4 months
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
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squidflavoredsoup · 1 month
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
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got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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Expertise can't help you here.
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cowboysmp3 · 4 months
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there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living
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*screams*
HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE
ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY
NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY
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perrieedwards · 2 months
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months
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I can behave normally around books
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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wizard-laundry · 2 months
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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