#You Don’t Have To Say

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[fallahifag]

palestinians don’t owe you anything

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[the-phantom-peach]

miscellaneous zelda art over the last month

… or something ☕️

[violetwolfraven]

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

[dragonpyre]

Batman: and this is my precious son

Red Hood: FUCK you

Batman: he bites sometimes but we still love him

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[lazylittledragon]

Please please tell me that Tara just loves baby dekarios

oh she’s invested from day ZERO

top 10 pictures taken right before a specimen jar ‘accidentally’ falls off a shelf ^^^

[unknown-internet]

You Don’t Have To Say

No necesitas decirme que no me amas

Nomas con la mirada que me das

Después de tanto tiempo juntos

Te buscaste a otra que te será feliz

en un segundo

No necesitas decirme que nunca me amaste

Se nota como caminas

Muy lejos de mi lado

Con otra persona

Que estaba esperando te

En un minutó

Me duele el alma

Está roto por mis propias manos

porque yo fui que te amo

Sin conditions

aunque tu no lo miras

aunque mis amigas dijeron

que me legara de ti

Que no vales nada

Yo como quiera sigue

Porque yo piense que encontré valor en ti

Que nunca me imaginaría

que tu eres la persona que cambiará

Mi forma de hacer

Que por un tiempo nunca miré el sol

En mis lugares favoritos

Se iba a llenar de lágrimas

Dios todo poderoso

Me dejo que tu eres un persona importante

Pero nunca pensé que

Dolería mucho para amarte

Y más cuando lo recházate

Y mucho más cuando te valo la madre

Yo aveces me pongo a pensar

Si yo podía ser como tu

Que nada me molestaba

Quisiera ser como tu

Que no me importa nada

Pero luego piense

que triste sería

Que nunca enseñaré

Amor y como ese amor

Que doló el alma

Completamente

Mi dolor enseña

Que si te ame

Aunque todo lo qué pasó

Te ame

Te ame

Y te ame

Y todavía sin condiciones

Dicen que si cuando

El amor te duele bastante

mas profundo

es porque amaste

y eso es algo

que debes de valorar.

[eddiethehunted]

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[unoreversecowgirl]

ryan gosling was not picked as ken because he looks like ken, obvi lol. gosling was picked because of vibes, personality and what he represents: “all american”, conventionally attractive, generic but handsome, golden retriever, himbo. he’s not ken, he’s Ken-esque.

edit: and i like the casting :)

[mxmarsbars]

third time’s a charm!

[thesarcasticism]

what did he mean by this