#a war on christmas!

[re-bee-key]

Im sorry wizards. For trying to start a war with you. If Im honest, as an old boney soldier, i just miss the old wars and I guess by trying to start a new one I was trying to rekindle the old glory days. Im a fool and stuck in the past. Hopefully I can be forgiven and skeletons and wizards can be friends.

[sayruq]

[existennialmemes]

Christmas Movie, but it's from the perspective of Jesus Christ, who sneaks back to Earth, and is immediately confused why everyone is celebrating his birthday in December.

He wanders into a Megachurch on accident, thinking it was a mini mall, and hears an evangelist (who lives in a mansion) taking the Lord's name in Vain to guilt donations out of people. Then he gets arrested for rushing the stage and beating that guy with a whip.

A significant chunk of the movie is just his elaborate escape from prison, wherein he starts a riot upon learning how cruelly the prisoners are treated by a blasphemous carceral system.

The movie ends with him using God Magic on the president of the US, and being formally declared the Anti Christ by the Catholic Church

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Happy first day of the war on Christmas everyone

Yearly reminder to gentiles that

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as anything but a human man who probably existed in some capacity at some point

2. We do not celebrate his birthday. He is just some guy to us.

3. It is not a personal attack on you if we don’t celebrate your favorite holiday.

4. Chanukah is not the most important Jewish holiday, its just the only one you know by name because it happens roughly around Christmas time.

5. You can say or do whatever you want, we just think you’re annoying. At the end of the day, you’re still gonna get school or work off on Christmas and Easter while I have to chose between my religion and my schoolwork every year on Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah.

6. You are not the victim. However, unfortunately you are usually the main character.

[politijohn]

Source

Source

Free Palestine

[warandpeas]

Filthy

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[eggdrawsthings]

It's my fave season of the year again :3 Merry Chrysler! sr no new artwork this time I'm so freaking swamped with finals rn o(-(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The entire Christmas aisle at the dollar store was themed after C-3PO from Star Wars for no particular reason.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

You're a mean one, Mr. Rent.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

A Santa Claus on wheels appears in front of a department store on December 6, 1938. Santa holds signs urging the boycott of German-made toys.

Photo: Associated Press

[copperbadge]

I've found it. The leading front of the War on Christmas.

[ID: a photograph of a seasonal decor aisle at Target. The right side has Halloween decorations such as pumpkins, cauldrons, and orange lanterns. The left side contains exclusively Christmas decor including advent calendars, reindeer figurines, and signs reading 'merry and bright'. The tension is palpable.]

[sayruq]

[moonstrider9904]

The Star Wars official love language is giving the child a weapon

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans are all performative.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The biggest reason the war on "Happy Holidays" is dumb as fuck is that even in a strictly Christian context, the holidays in question are Christmas and New Year's.

Even the most carefully sheltered religious ignoramous who's never heard of Diwali or Chanukah HAS heard of New Year's Day. You know—that thing that happens a week after Christmas? That's often a government-mandated statutory holiday? Where all the calendars change? So close to Christmas that many businesses, schools, and other institutions often take the days between them off too?

It's so absolutely clear that the grown adults peddling this crap are making something up to get angry about, because Christians have been wishing each other Happy Holidays for centuries. (Twelve whole days of Christmas, and extra events like Epiphany or Feast of the Innocents, too! These days we even get Second Christmas, for the Julian calendar folks!)

They're not angry about "erasing Christmas". Christmas is indelible. They're angry at having to acknowledge literally any other religion as having a right to exist, more or less. They want to live in a theocracy, while simultaneously saying that religious oppression would be terrible if it happened... to them.

I'm so goddamn sick of it. Of people who ask "Which holidays?" as if it's some sort of sick burn, not something that can slide from moderate inanity through to actively bigoted malice.

Keep Christ in Christmas?

Great idea. You start. Love your neighbour and shut the fuck up.

[warandpeas]

World Peace