#adhd scout

[honkshoo-zzz]

mm oddly specific tf2 headcanons in no particular order based around a fic i’m writing (some NSFW, so be warned, and some courtesy of @officialbananabro and our joint brainrot):

• sniper is an insomniac due to trauma-induced OCD. he has to check all windows and doors before going to sleep, and even then often ends up just keeping surveillance out the window all night because he can’t sleep

• scout runs for fun: helps get rid of excess energy and has just been doing it forever so he’ll jog around base if it gets particularly slow work-wise.

• scout is a comic-book enjoyer. what comics he likes are up to individual discretion, as i don’t know enough about em to pick em

• spy is a SLUT who is afraid of commitment (hence running from scout’s mom when he. made scout, and probably fucking a couple of the other mercs)

• sniper has a mullet. i don’t CARE what the official art says. THAT MAN HAS BUSINESS IN THE FRONT AND A PARTY IN THE BACK

• spy is a bottom fuck you

• sniper is NOT into piss but WILL make jokes about it and WILL NOT DENY IT when it’s brought up

• soldier cannot comprehend that two mercs would be fucking until it’s literally spelled out for him. he’s not homophobic he’s just a lil slow

• medic and heavy have been happily married for (probably) decades

• medic knows ALL of the hot-goss around base. he knows who’s fuckin who, and who knows about it, and who is SUPPOSED TO know about it. and he relays all of this information to heavy during brunch cause he thinks it’s funny

• sniper and medic are autistic, scout has adhd, soldier and demo have PTSD, and somehow spy is perfectly mentally healthy besides having mommy AND daddy issues (probably)

• engie is smart enough to determine who’s hiding relationships around base, but is polite and minds his business

• basically everyone knows sniper is fucking spy, and when he starts bonin’ scout, EXCEPT for soldier. and when sniper and scout announce their relationship soldier’s the only one to be like “WOW CONGRATULATIONS BOYS WHO WOULDA THUNK” but everyone else is unfazed

• medic is a HUGE masochist and likes heavy *literally* throwing him around the room during sex. like homelander-stormfront chucking-through-the-wall type shit. heavy’s not as into it but it makes medic happy so he does it

• spy also enjoys getting his hair pulled, but won’t take the mask off during sex so his partner has to do it from under the mask/use the mask instead (without pulling it off)

• scout and miss pauling, after scout confesses and miss pauling rejects him due to being lesbian (among other reasons, but that’s the biggest one), they become gay besties and scout goes to her for advice on sniper n they gossip n such

• however miss pauling being miss pauling already knows pretty much everything before scout gets to her so she’ll just. give the advice before he can even ask it. example:

s: “hey, miss pauling, can I ask you sum’?”

mp: “i can’t help you nor sniper with sniper’s ocd-induced insomnia, that’s something he needs to work on himself before i, let alone you, go butting into it. give him time, and be patient, and he’ll come to you when he’s ready.”

s:

s, stars in his eyes: “wow you’re good”

• also pyro, of course, knows everything but is too busy hosting tea parties and setting her guests on fire to do anything about it. shorty is living his best, aro-ace life, unproblematic and slaying.

ok i think that’s it for now. feel free to add i think these guys are silly and need as much content as possible thank you uwu

[catgirl-kaiju]

here's to all of the neurodivergent transfems who never got the chance to be seen as the Weird Little Girls™ we were when we were kids

[homkamiro]

*heavys voice* entire team is BABIES!!!!!

[mxbo]

[ID: Scout TF2 and Sniper TF2 looking at eachother with no thoughts inside their head. Big text says: "ADHD vs AUTISM"]

Guys, I just made a fan cover for *insert every single Scout/Sniper fic ever*, hope you don't mind 🥰🥰🥰

(This just appeared in my dream and I had to Google if someone had done it before and didn't find anything so I had to do it myself, smh)

(This is such a great idea for a drawing, actually)

And then the A-posing 3D models kiss, just like my old Barbies

[rowrowronnie]

it would be quite funny if the blu medic was also their collective therapist

[darealsaltysam]

someone please tell me what this specific father & son duo trope is called

[morskisir]

he lives! womp womp

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: Having adhd is always believing you can beat the Google Maps time!

[bloomics]

scout with dogkin stims & my personal headcanons

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

[ron456]

I believe it was @chickensoupbmc who said that Christine Canigula is not "the mom friend" and I totally agree!! However, may I suggest that Christine is the "has everything in her bag" friend???

Like, Jeremy, Michael, and Christine are walking to the next period after gym or something and Jeremy, of course, is all sweaty. And Jeremy's like "Ugh, I stink. Micha, do you have deodorant?" and before Michael can even answer, Christine's like "OH! I DO! Do you want secret, axe, or old spice?" And Jeremy and Michael are just looking at each other like "???" "How does this all fit in your bag??"

Will Roland said one time that he thinks that Jake used to be a boy scout so I like to think that Christine was a girl scout when she was little and is just like "I'M ALWAYS PREPARED!!"

(Also, random, but when I was in girl scouts, I got in trouble for calling a girl a "fun sponge" and I like to think that Christine would do something like that, too 😭 LITTLE ME WAS SPEAKING TRUTH, I'M SURE-)

I say this because I am this friend hehe. I used to be a girl scout and now I am the girl who has ADHD but, as my friend said, "Does not give 'mother' ". But I always have a bunch of random shit in my bag.

At play rehearsal, people come up to me and are like "Yo, Ronnie? Do you have a snack?" and I'm like "Oh my gosh! Yes!". Cuz' every morning, I put a bunch of granola bars and apple sauce packets in my bag justtttt in case someone is hungry or doesn't have food.

Or at rehearsal, when the director is like "You guys are gonna want to mark this in your scripts." and then everyone turns to me and I just pull out my pencil pouch and start handing out pencils.

Also, I walk into school in the morning with like three bags. I'm literally known for it to the point where if I walk into school with one bag, people are like "Woahh- What? This is new-"

I feel like Christine would also have a bunch of bags like me 😭😭

[koyot1]

me reading this comment: *quiet gasp* what if?

[boimann]

i have some neurodivergent headcanons for the lads

Sniper is autistic

he has a cupple of special interests but his main one is survival

he has major light sensitivity issues and struggles with eye contact, his glasses help him not get overwhelmed and he rearly ever takes them off

he has a hard time showing emotions and he is VERY blunt

he goes non verbal frequently

Scout has adhd and dyslexia

time blindness the man

he has changed hobbie 17 times in the past week

he just follows the serotonin

what is impulse control???

reading is frustrating as hell because he will end up reading the same line 28 times and not even realize

he wears hand wraps because he balls his hands a bit too hard at times and ends up accidentally scratching his palms with his nails

he vocal stims

Soldier is also autistic

his special interest is 'MURICA BABYYY!!! (and war)

he has a very monotone voice and cannot control his tone of voice to save his life

he vocal stims a LOT

his helmet helps him not get visually overstimulated

deviations from his schedual will lead to you getting market gardened

every day he wakes up and rearranges his collection of heads based on the class order

Medic has chronic mania

what is impulse control 2: electric boogaloo

he has frequent hallucinations (he sees the hat man twice a day and they are very good friends)

archiemedes is his service dove and helps him come back to reality when his delusions get too intense

Pyro also has autism

they're mostly non verbal

he has really hard time understanding social ques

they hate being touched his suit helps them not get overstimulated

he has to have sound blasted in their ears 24/7 or he won't hear themselves think

he loves lying down on the floor with their flamethrower on top of them because the pressure is nice :)

[catgirl-kaiju]

y'know what i could really use? an app that tracks the amount of time between meals and reminds me when to have my next meal.

like, something that gives me a notif reminder to have breakfast, maybe 30mins after my morning alarm, then i can open up the app to let the app know when i've started my breakfast and then when i've ended it. then it automatically sets a timer for 4 hours once my meal has concluded, which sets off a notif for lunch, repeat process ensuring that i have meals and snacks every 4 hours until it's time to sleep. and, like... maybe some of the features are customizable to accommodate more irratic sleep schedules, more frequent snacks between meals, etc.

if anyone out there knows how to develop android apps, i'd pay money for this service

[homkamiro]

speedingbullet

sniperscout

Any time darling

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence below the cut!

Submitter provides this as evidence:

Hyperactive, pretty hit-or-miss with social cues (misses more than hits), stims a lot mainly by doodling and tossing baseballs around, very impulsive

[mugs-n-cans]

I feel like scout could be distracted for a while if you showed him one of these baby sensory videos with the dancing fruits

(These things)

Sniper: Hey Scout, ya should watch this. See what ya think.

Scout raises an eyebrow before playing the video: This looks like somethin’ for babies.

Sniper: Yeh, just keep watchin’, mate.

Scout: Why…it’s just fruit…dancin’. [He stares at the screen, his eyes following the little dancing fruits].

Sniper: Roo?

Scout: Eh…

[Sniper slowly steps away to start cleaning his rifle uninterrupted].