#agh tagging is hard

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

People like my fuckin alien shit

So here. Have a list of all my characters.

Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal drug dealing. She/Her, heterosexual. Has a brown bob with a side undercut, blue eyes, and dark tanned skin, lots of tattoos (including Rainbow Dash). She's like 36.

Steve: Comms Expert. Human (Korean-Japanese). Chill, easygoing, likes video games and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, can and will beat your ass at fortnite. He/Him, gay. Has short black hair, dark brown eyes, pale skin, and a few piercings. He's in his early twenties.

Moss: Translator. Human (Hispanic). Chaotic, sarcastic, an absolute gremlin, has a pet ratbird (keeps trying to domesticate the entire ratbird infestation that lives in the pipes). They/It, pansexual polyamorous. Has curly, bright green/pink hair, blue eyes, and slightly tanned skin. They're twenty-nine.

Zzgnaru. Ship's Captain. Alien (Nobletsk). Tired parent vibes, serious, literal, bad at nuance, loves plushies. Xey/xem, aroace. Brown/black scales, 6 yellow eyes, white horns, spiky tail, pink claws. Xey're 52.

Amethyst: Navigator. Alien (Penaconian). Sweet, happy, literally a ball of sunshine, everyone's sweetheart cutie who also has anxiety. Obsessed with anime (Moss showed him JJK and AoT, and now he's into KnY, MHA, and, like, Helluva Boss.) He/they, demiromantic bisexual. Short blonde hair with purple highlights, hazel eyes, pale skin. He's 32.

Banana: First Mate. Alien (Zzbrk). Comedic, silly, madly in love with Moss (BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET), completely unserious like Captain Jack Sparrow unserious. She/fae, poly, omnisexual. Yellow/brown scales, vitiligo skin, golden eyes, shaved head, white spikes. She's 43.

Douri: Weapons Operater #1. Alien (Aaki). Depressed as shit, loose cannon-type shit, can and will eat your tacos. It/Its, asexual panromantic. Basically just a humanoid blob of orange slime. No one knows its age.

Josh: 2nd Mate. Human (American). Kind of a psycho, hilarious, autistic, likes sharks. And things that look like sharks. Steve’s boyfriend. He/Him, bisexual. Black dreadlocks, umber skin, dark eyes. He's also in his twenties.

Rhïianae: Weapons operator #2. Alien (Jawa). Collects random shit and makes guns out of them. Has severe adhd. Can never finish a project (took apart a secondary engine about a year ago and it's still disassembled). ??? skin, orange eyes, ??? Hair. Fae/Faun/It, demisexual polyamorous. Faun's in its mid-thirties.

Calixtian: Ship's Doctor. Alien (Penaconian). Likes doing experiments on beings of lesser sentience (or heck, same level-sentience, he doesn't care), mad scientist-esque, no one likes him. Blue-green hair, orange eyes, vitiligo skin. He/Him, aromantic. He's 46.

Nøræxx: Interplanetary criminal. Alien (Asgardian). Wanted for weapons smuggling and illegal mercenary work. Is the cavalry reserved for when Douri and Rhïinae are out, is the bodyguard. Dark hair, green eyes, tanned skin. She/He/They, cupioromantic asexual. 500+ years old.

Bastier. Comms student. Human (British). Clueless, cute, easily confused, has OCD, likes cats. Speaks 8 interplanetary languages (not including Earth languages, which he speaks at least twenty of). Blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes. He/Him, heterosexual (bicurious). 19 years old.

The Ship. "Steroid Annihilator". Modified Class 8 Torigrian K-Wing Destroyer. Got its name when Zzgnaru, Karen, Douri, and Steve successfully piloted it through the Inter-Galaxian Asteroid Fields. Zzgnaru wanted to name it Ssjuokimbl (Conqueror of Rocks), but Steve suggested Asteroid Annihilator instead, and when they got it painted on the side, the artist doing the paint job spelled it wrong. Karen couldn't stop laughing for days.

Note: Steve is a Chill Gay™️, and Josh is a Chaotic Gay™️.

[egoarc4de]

it's been forever, i don't wanna wait too long

individual panels since im trying to work with smaller canvas sizes and i know tumblr's gonna play shrinkydink with the quality

[abyssal-ilk]

trespasser wedding with sera and my viv/bastien kid (who has been named luciana and nicknamed lucia/lucy/luce!! inspired by @kitkaedatidler who suggested lucienne 🫶!) hits so different with the added tension of lucia being bastien's bastard. in what i have for her so far in terms of lore, bastien's son and lucia's half-brother, laurent, raises lucia's status as a recognized bastard/potential heir as it was bastien's wish before he died, and it causes. so many interpersonal issues for lucia. namely with the fact that since lucia is both inquisitor and has the blood of such a prestigious family, there is a constant pressure from other noble families of orlais to try and form alliances through marriage. lucia has no interest in becoming any more involved in orlesian politics than she already is, has no interest in marrying or having children with any of them, and it is a massive strain on her when she's already struggling with everything going on with the inquisition, solas, and the anchor actively trying to kill her.

sera's solution is to, of course, marry her. no bigger way to flip the finger to the entire court of orlais than to have the inquisitor marry an elven fereldan woman who fucks over nobles on a daily basis.

[asalesbian]

Act 3 | Act 7 | Act 8

Jeongnyeon: The Star is Born

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

( TOME AU ) tfw you wake up in the abyss of the game youve loved after 4 fucking years and your first thought is "where the FUCK is my HAT" (hopefully i can make this into a comic ??? or something. idk)

[mewguca]

guys ngl i thibk im a fan of apple juice this stuff's pretty good

do you think if i channel the power of five pebbles i will become really good at being hydrated

[clowningcrows]

when noah kahan said, “i’m terrified that i might never have met me”……….. yeah

[ballena-asesina]

i think i have an unfortunate tag in mind and it is a reference just as 🩶's is. im thinking ⚡️ or 🌩️. lightning regardless of the choice. DEEP INHALE WHYYYYY DID HE HAVE TO RETURN

[silly-moth-123]

My younger sibling literally blocked my phone number because we got into an argument over capitalism ???

Wow I reached the tag limit on this post

Beware a long vent in the tags lmao

[jawdoesart]

housemates #1

script yoinked from incorrect quotes generator

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

i knew that women can Bluetooth with each other. I did.

So I should not have been surprised when the other day at school, all four of the AFAB in my class- including the teacher- all needed an ibuprofen.

ibuprofen was provided by OP's father.

[turtleplushi]

Hey look its me again but with a very generic looking morpho gijinka

[abyssal-ilk]

didn't realize just how awful it is to have the kid of your inquisitor as your rook until i really started thinking about my new rook, feros lavellan. it's the worst reunion ever. varric? dies. harding? dies. dorian? fucked up haircut. morrigan? mythal's memories are in her brain now and who knows where kieran is. southern thedas? going to absolute hell as he's too busy trying to stop the gods everywhere else to defend his home. his mom? still not over her god of an ex-boyfriend after like ten years and is still dying of the anchor. solas? killed varric, lied about it, manipulated him, trapped him in the regret prison right after harding dies, tried to trick him AGAIN into bringing down the veil, and then kissed feros' mother before almost walking off into the fade with her. it's just "i hate my mom's shitty ex-boyfriend" the game for him

[crink]

WIP‼️ (please dont reblog)

im cooking guys i promise

[lovinggreeniehours]

i do Not know a single fing about five or arifive for dat matter ― yes dis is a free gush pass hehe (●'◡'●)

twirls hair. hi aisha 😁 (tyyyy 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺)

^this is my awesomesauce husband mr five hargreeves who i love and adore forever and ever with every atom of my being 🫶 my guy of all time 🫶 i will kill in his honor 🫶

my older mutuals will remember the days when all i could yap about was his stupid face HDDJFSFH so now i will do that again :)

warning this got so long im sorry HDSHSGH

so to start with, five is from a show called the umbrella academy! which is about five and his 6 siblings, who are ex-superheroes. and the show is more or less supposed to be about how their lives have changed after they grew up and tried to live separate, normal lives. until they find out that the apocalypse is in a few days, and they need to band together one last time to stop it from happening

there are four seasons but. due to reasons bad writing we are ignoring the fourth one 😭 we are rewriting like. everything

now the arifive stuff:

(before the show's plot! because most of their story happens there :) by the time the first episode runs, these two are already married)

five's plot revolves a lot around time travel. when he was 13, he ran away from home to travel to the future, which is how he finds out about the apocalypse. but due to time travel math, he winds up being stuck in a desolate wasteland for 45 years 🥹

but in that depressing future, he finds ari :) ari, prior to the apocalypse, was supposed to be a random civilian and a very big fan of the umbrella academy from when they were superheroes. when a giant explosion cooked the earth and everyone in it, he miraculously survives with powers he never knew he had (the ability to self regenerate injuries at a superhuman rate). which leaves him and five as the only humans left on earth

their funny thing is that ari, due to his fanboyism, has always had a giant crush on five HDDHGSGH 😭 he's very. nd coded, you could say. he's always been stuck in his own world and felt alienated from everyone else. so his hyperfixation was more or less his way of coping with his circumstances. he found a sense of comfort there (the way i do irl with selfshipping) but then now he is meeting his hero fr and finding out that he's actually not what he's been expecting. so there's him coming to terms with that and coming to care for him as a flawed person rather than whoever he cooked up in his imagination. ari cares about him, and he always will. there was just a matter of changing his perspective

and then there's five, who does not understand at all why this random guy he just met is trying to help him so much?????? he's always been the best in his family, and now he's so helpless and uncertain of what to do. he's So unused to having to rely on someone else because he never had anyone to do that for him in the academy. Well Now He Does!!!! ari is willingly holding him up and trying his best to keep him alive because he knows five is trying to find the right coordinates to time travel back home to his original timeline. JUST because he cares. and five doesn't quite Get It but. he certainly feels something about it

i love these two because they just support and strengthen each other unconditionally. it's very heartwarming. to me 🥹

the catalyst for their attachment to each other is when they realize at some point that they might not be able to be together forever. because at some point, five plans to go back to his timeline, where ari doesn't belong. five, being a time traveler, is cautious, and doesn't want to disrupt the timeline somehow by bringing ari with him. and ari just agrees, because he doesn't want to trouble five

but then the thought ate at him more. five couldn't make himself leave ari. he realized he couldn't imagine continuing the rest of his life without him. if something happens to the timeline, five will find a way to fix it himself. but he could and would not leave ari alone here. so :) yeah

they are inseparable after that jfdgjhddh

idk i love their dynamic and how their story can tell you so much about it. it's so healing and sweet. ari used to always be left alone, so five tries to prevent that from ever happening again. five always having to rely on himself, and now he has ari who will go to the ends of the earth to help him

they were both so lonely, until they were finally able to meet and it's just so satisfying

[bluelolblue]

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