#alchemy brews

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Hey btw to all the TikTok fellas coming here from TikTok because of the ban, REBLOG.

REBLOG POSTS YOU LIKE

it helps circulate and boots the posts! Likes do Jack NOTHING to boost the posts.

And learn the unspoken rules of the site. For example: you don’t have to censor your words, you can say kill, you can say fuck, you can say lesbian ffs

And don’t start petty drama when it could’ve been a conversation/argument in a DM or you could’ve just let it go and ignored it.

Otherwise people are going to leave the site.

Literally almost nobody cares about your callout post.

Literally almost nobody cares if someone is a proshipper.

You see that block button? Use it.

Don’t like a take someone has? Block them.

Don’t like how they talk about something and think they’re annoying? Block them

Learn to curate your own online experience. Please.

Anyways. Welcome to the hellsite fellas.

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You refuse to accept that xenogenders and pronouns exist and make fun of anyone who uses them

"we need more weird queers!!"

you start parroting TERF talking points the milisecond someone says they are a lesboy or gaygirl

you cry when mspec lesbians/gays exist

you refuse to use neopronouns or it/its, even when those are a persons only set of pronouns

you expect a-specs to experience attraction in some way (yes, that includes platonic attraction)

you exclude intersex people

you can't even accept furries.

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Top surgery tattoos idea, feel free to use for your own tattoos (you have my permission :3)

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HEY! BY THE WAY! I DON’T LIKE PEDOPHILES.

DON’T FUCKING FOLLOW ME IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE!

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@nightmare-foundation @collectingsparechangemadeeasy1 @did-i-do-this-write @bafflement

having fun

[caleod]

19-6-24

[zubneo]

A Minecraft brewing guide to replace my old design!

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@nightmare-foundation

I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

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Fuck you to anyone who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party.

My rights are going to be taken away because YOU couldn’t get off your superiority high horse.

And fuck you to whatever god is out there

I want you fuckers to count.

COUNT.

COUNT HOW MANY LIVES ARE LOST IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

COUNT DAMN YOU.

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This is for a college paper, please reblog for a higher pool size.

Make sure to answer the poll before this

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@spare-stories-archive @nightmare-foundation

[badmojotroll]

Zuvembi Brew: Mind Control Potion of the Trolls

Feared by jungle tribes and spoken of in hushed tones even among the most seasoned Shadow Hunters, the Zuvembi Brew is a forbidden elixir known only to the most devious troll witch doctors. Brewed in secret rites deep within the murky swamps of Stranglethorn or the shadow-cloaked temples of Zul’Gurub, this potion is not a balm for the body—but a snare for the mind.

A witch doctor can spike any potion with a few hidden drops of Zuvembi Brew, its presence veiled beneath familiar flavors and expected effects. The true power of the brew lies in wait, dormant and patient, until the witch doctor gives the signal.

Once consumed, the brew reveals its true purpose: the mind of the drinker becomes malleable, vulnerable to manipulation. A chant, a whisper, or even a subtle gesture is enough to awaken the enchantment, plunging the victim into a trance-like state. In this moment, their will is no longer their own—it belongs to the one who brewed the Zuvembi.

Many never realize they’ve been controlled. Those who do... often wish they hadn’t.

[deputyrook]

people who have played kcd2, how long did it take you to get to the wedding? I’m about 20 hours in and still feel like I have tons to do before going. I’m working on the blacksmith’s questline, but still want to do the miller’s stuff, smith some more, clear out the poachers, explore the forest for herbs, etc

[convexicalcrow]

When my perennial interest in alchemy smashes into my minecraft hyperfixation. Pondering a minecraft alchemical text and an entry in the Vex Magic Grimoire where Cub’s talking about the process for fusing vex magic crystals into potions and the effects that has on potions.

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Idk anything about your guy but this made me think of you @collectingsparechangemadeeasy1

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[cruvlaaphtian-crocus]

decided to keep track of all the alchemy i need to do for one of my dragons and now i understand why all of you hate the Wretched Cubes