Not an anti thing but just something I just found while scrolling tiktok, also to give everyone a break from the anti chaos:
The song Too Sweet by Hozier gained a massive following, and the song mentioned that he takes his whiskey neat.
How does this two fact connect to each other? Well...
Ordering an alcohol neat at a bar means it's a room temp alcohol in a glass, nothing else
There is a chance someone who only listened to the song & never ordered alcohol before think that a neat whiskey is some fancy whiskey
The face of someone who ordered a neat whiskey at a bar thinking it's something fancy only to be meet by a glass of room temp whiskey, all because of a song made it sound fancy
Effervescent
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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
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I feel like folks who are disappointed that trying to escalate physical confrontations in Disco Elysium often results in Harry getting clowned regardless of how many points you put into physical skills are not fully grasping the "you are a middle-aged alcoholic with a heart condition who is currently experiencing the withdrawal symptoms of every drug" dimension of the game's premise.
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"Someody who's good at the economy please help me budget this burger. My family is dying."
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one time on halloween my dad got piss drunk and started talking strictly in effortless rhyme. at one point while doing so, he started talking about his history in war. he has never been to war
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My very not-exciting hourlies.... which I drew kinda late, but thanks to the magic of TIMEZONES I'm still within the limit!
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Narrator had wine once (1) now that he has a physical form and immediately became a wine mom cougar.
Stanley is @mr-parable's cute man who Arthur is obsessed with.
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One of my favourite recurring tropes in children's and fantasy media is small, whimsical creatures randomly being depicted as extremely litigious. They're three apples tall and live in little mushroom houses and spend their time singing and dancing and making wine out of sunlight and morning dew, and then there's an Incident and suddenly they have judges and bailiffs and a thousand years of abstruse jurisprudence which they cite from a big book of statutes and precedents which is just regular size in human terms but is comically large to them. Like, where did all this come from? To all textual evidence there's like twelve of you – how do you have bureaucracy?
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bud light candle ..
at an antique store in az
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alright thats it. getting drunk and working on writing the 'drunken gods' chapter and ill just edit the worst parts out later. will live-update with the worse offenses
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