#and be normal

[akhillasmyth]

Can i be a normal person for two minutes

Not even a normal happy person

I just want to have a well wired brain

Just for a bit

As a treat

[errrr-vent-blog]

"what are you, 12 ??🤓🤓‼️" dude soooo whatttt. what if iam ?? stop using age as an insult

[lollyyon]

Talking to my friends about crafts Little do they know all I can think ab is dnp stamping 666 on each other with potatoes worshipping satanPROTI

[hobisexually]

x

[coiled-dragon]

Tomorrow I aint doing shit. Dont expect me to do nothing. Probably gonna cry. Nah Im gonna just end up knitting and listening to TMA all day.... but I aint doing anything else that requires too much brain.

I anticipate being very asocial /rubbing my face/

[effervescentdragon]

me: posts a 19k chapter at 1am cet, where most of my firends who like to read my stuff live and are hopefully currently asleep like normal people

also me: refreshes the fic to see if i got new comments at 1:01

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[scramratz]

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[bags-of-regret]

Oh god theres more

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[quietwingsinthesky]

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[tinylilemrys]

i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.