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seven-homosexual-dinosaurs · 8 months

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In light of recent events

#she is slaying #and being slayed #yes girl go give them hell #qsmp #ironmouse #qsmp meme #memes

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dolliexii · 29 days

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gabichanwrites · 1 month

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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *stops weaving*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

#epic the musical #odysseus #penelope #Poseidon #antonius #this plan probably has a few holes and could be overturned #but the image of Penelope making the best she can out of the situation #slay queen #Odysseus would probablo go along with it #he is his wife's biggest fan after all #just me being silly #that's what happens when i haven't slept enough and I have two hours where i need to kill some time

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girlbloggen · 5 months

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bunny shaped bread slice

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queen-of-disasters-stuff · 8 months

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Me when someone asks me about my plans on 14th February:

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nortess · 11 months

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birth of venus except it sucks!

#slayed too close to the sun #beautifully tho #the locked tomb #cytherea the first #cytherea loveday #gideon the ninth #tlt #art #my art #for those who think im being self deprecating about ‘it sucks!’ im honestly not😭😭#its about ‘the birth’ sucking for everyone involved!!

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nymph3ttie · 3 months

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I want to be loved by an older man, not lusted over.

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wafflesex · 1 month

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We now have all of Octatrio’s Unique Magic incantations! I translate them as follows:

Jade: “Don’t be scared. I only want to help you.”

Floyd: “This is a nice place, but how about I interrupt?”

Azul: “The song ceases, the sun sets. Show mercy upon this poor soul. Come, let’s make a deal!”

#twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #octavinelle #jade leech #floyd leech #azul ashengrotto #my translations #floyd’s essentially being HOWS ABOUT I GO APESHIT slays me #everyone else’s is so elegant so shakespeare

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erabu-san · 3 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOY EVER !!!

#my art #genshin impact #genshinimpact #cyno #genshin impact cyno #MY BOY SLAYING #ty for being my comfort character since sumeru out...

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somewhereincairparavel · 6 months

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Hear me out. Jason Grace would NOT understand meme culture or gen z jokes. Like. At all. This man is a dorky dad in a child's body.

Jason would just do a cool backflip or sumn and Piper would go "oh my gosh slayyy" and he'd get all serious and alert, draws his gladius and goes "Where's the monster I need to slay Piper? Where is it????"

Leo would call him a pookie bear, and Jason would be like "??? Frank's the bear" and "What is a pookie, it is a very peculiar sounding word" with the most adorable clueless puppy face ever.

Piper and Leo would be in TEARS.

Bc. Jason grace, the Son of Jupiter. Child of rome. Toppler of the black throne. Praetor of the twelfth legion. Slayer of krios. The golden celebrity of camp jupiter. Cold intimidating feral boy who most ppl even fear standing next to. Doesn't know what a pookie bear is.

Also, Jason would HATE HATE HATE the "womp womp" jokes (which Leo makes ALOT lmao) it's legit like the Bane of his existence.

Bc he doesn't get it? Like when Annabeth gives them all a very serious Architectural nerdy explanation about the exteriors of the new rome shrines, Leo would just go "womp womp" like so out of the blue.

Annabeth would be fucking furious, and Jason would be like super annoyed aswell bc. dude. What was the point of interrupting such a great nerdy yapping session, like, I was enjoying that. You killed the vibe.

(We all know it's canon that Jason and annabeth love yapping and geeking out in cursive together, so they BOTH hate the womp womp jokes with a burning passion BC IM TRYNA TALK HERE)

#He's a cute clueless wolfy boy your honour #Like technically slay is a very posh and old term for “kill” and Jason being Roman is ALL about posh and ancient terms #Jason and the Romans literally yap in cursive English. Using fancy ass words like slay and all.#pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo hoo #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #reyna ramirez arellano #reyna avila ramirez arellano

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watchfrog · 8 months

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hiiiiiiii

#my art #danganronpa #danganronpa 1 #trigger happy havoc #danganronpa thh #celestia ludenberg #when i played dr i missed how much she slayed bc i was sad taka died. on reflection while watching my brother play . love her shes so funny #i miss being on break... i had so much time for silly fanart... still i must try and prevail

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crowlixcx · 11 days

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#my ying and yang. my silly little floofs. my good time boys #this scene would be so close to being their best joint slay if aziraphale's hair wasn't so darn yellow #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #usersugar #tsusermels #userrlorelei #usernobie #userlauren #userzin #crowleyanthonys #jemmablossom #elinordash #usereena #my gifs #dailyineffablehusbands #goodomensgifs

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 3 months

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he giggles

#wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #he goes aheeheehooheehoohee #i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something #really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice #and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated #also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally #sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day #but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh #he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism #the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe #and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny #the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the #perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe #art #my art

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girlbloggen · 5 months

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via thesilenceofthefawns on ig

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aquapede · 8 months

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the voices in some god's head

#slay the princess #stp #the long quiet #voice of the hero #voice of the paranoid #voice of the smitten #voice of the stubborn #voice of the cold #<-tagging the fan favorites i dont have time for the rest of them get better soon #scribbles #id in alt text #ask 2 tag?#i wanted them to look more like the princess than people usually portray them #since they're implied to be the part of lq with the capacity to change (i.e being a remnant of her....)#dont deny them their feminine swag okay. my final message

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monobmp · 29 days

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Trying to redesign my gijinka of Bill Cipher with 2 elements in mind: - Never show the face or any actual human facial elements - Do not use a regular suit and tie outfit

He keeps turning out too cunty than I want it to be

#what if instead of it being called weirdmageddon it was cuntageddon. and instead of slaying humans he slayed on the runway #gravity falls #bill cipher #gf bill cipher #bill cipher gijinka #mono art #i started liking the first one a bit. but idk if it could replace my og

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