#and for those who are wondering

[quarterlifekitty]

a moment of your time because i thought of something so silly and incredibly reader self indulgent

basically the good ole boys from the 141 take a vacation - "team bonding!" says captain, it'll be good for them he figures

so he takes his lads out to a nice lakehouse in his family something he was happy to keep in the divorce

and immediately lads go off to do their own things; gaz is hiking and getting pics for his insta, price is fishing and drinking and enjoying the peace, soap finds his enjoyment swimming or lake boarding, and ghost... well, he's doing what he does best (aka avoiding getting sunburnt lol)

this is where reader comes in - she's there on vacation and ends up saddling up to the boys one on one throughout the week. more than likely quickly falling into bed with any number of them - maybe even all of them - all unknown to the other until the guys get together a couple nights before heading out and start talking about some sweet, young birdie that caught their eye. only to slowly but surely piece together they've fucked the same lass and poor reader has no clue these guys know each other either, she just thought she got so lucky to find such handsome gents

seems only fitting to the 141 to end the last night at the lakehouse with a bang they figure, can't just let a lil lady that fits all of them get away so easily

Wow. I can’t believe I thought I was having sex, when really I was participating in a four-stage interview. Disgusting.

This is giving otome game + bonus/secret ending imo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

[goosegooserevolution]

series of one page comics that gradually increase in effort

and dw about rumble hes fine, gravity eventually took hold of him

[technically-human]

5 PhDs + 1

@lalalaurieart happy birthday! I offer you one of my silly headcanons

None of Robotnik's degrees are in medicine. Why should he care about that? His interest in the human body ends with his own. That is, until one time when Stone got really hurt, and the Doctor could do nothing. He coped by... teaching himself everything there is to know about medicine! He's very normal like that. Never bothered getting a degree for that one though.

[vegaly-art]

Essek's home was so barren when the nein first came around... but I think it's different now.

[maple-and-pie]

Oops! All Eons

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[rookanisstuff]

The Dellamortes

[deeva-arud]

I'm diagnosed with Cater Diamond in the brain and there's no cure for it

[theabigailthorn]

Ya Girl Went to the Emmys

I had a fun time, it was nice to meet cool people and shake their hands and serve a mother slay, etc - AND it was very cool that my cousin Will won for Slow Horses, so proud - BUT

as fun as it was, I know when the chips are down none of the people I met last night (except Dave) are gonna be there for me. They don't know me, even the ones who recognised me and said they follow my work, and that's okay! The people who are really gonna be there for me are my audience. Some of you have been watching since the bookshelf days and even earlier. Now I'm on the red carpet at the Emmys and that's cool, but I know who put me here. You. Especially you, tumblr fanbase. (Best fanbase.)

So here's to many more glitzy events and slay fits, but I hope I always remember where I started and who got me where I am today

<3

[bixels]

It's not yuri until they dance.

[daikaiju-arts]

“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.”

[ellenchain]

astral plane surprises ✨

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've never been more normal in my life.

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