literally stumbled into a chalk drawing competition while volunteering at another booth, design was freestyled the first day, went home, polished it up in procreate, went back the next day and banged it out!! my spine feels like a crumpled up CVS receipt but i'm pretty happy with how it came out!
this is what 4th place out of 4 looks like babeyy B) 💪💪
I think it's worth noting that this outraged disbelief
isn't just Jamie's reaction to Zava's arrival in general but his direct reaction to Roy and Zava sharing a respectful nod.
Like, this guy gets a nod from Roy Kent? This guy does?
Um, I've been Roy's nemesis forever and ever and I'm the prick and the star on this team and I've cried on his shoulder while he held me so so tight and I was there to (try to) pick up the pieces when this idiot dumped his amazing and gorgerous and fantastic girlfriend and I was all he could think of when he was first getting together with her and I've had his poster on my wall since I was a kid and he's called me a pretty boy and an ugly boy and he thinks my right foot was kissed by god but this guy gets a nod?
i mean, Jamie would never have never have been Zava's number one fan (Dani was right there, after all) but after this? It's on sight, bruv.
Why the fuck did I just see a video of a comedian saying if you wanna say whatever you want become a roofer and now I can’t stop picturing Darry saying all the shit he said HIS roofer said I’m literally crying
Hello! Someone who studied wild cats for a full year here, can confirm jaguars (and most things in the felidae family, so most cats) do have penile spikes, no knots, usually have rather small and that they can breed their mates up to 100 times per day, though each session lasts from about 3-10 minutes
Sometimes the spines are actually painful for the female, but I'm sure Idiot Jaggy wouldn't hurt us too much
Do with this information what you will
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Ohhh that makes more sense tbh with the whole 100 breeding times per day thing. Kinda funny to imagine Xilonen randomly getting bursts of energy to fuck you for 3 minutes, collapse, take a 10 minute nap, before resuming breeding you for another 3 minutes and so on 😅
Also I’m glad to know I was right about the penile spikes thing! Getting all giddy imagining Xilonen with some spiny nubs on the shaft of her cock, all so they could hook inside you and keep you attached to her for as long as she needs! They wouldn’t hurt too much though, I’m sure Xilonen is a big, gentle cat who doesn’t mind going slow for your sake <3