Unfortunately, the Emperor bewared the ides.
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I think there's something to be said for fanfiction that loves canon in a way that’s rude. Like thank you for this wonderful thematic tragedy made out of this character’s entire arc ending in death, it was emotionally and intellectually moving, but also fuck you fuck you fuck you they live, this time and every time they live, they never died, their flaws are not their undoing, actually they have no flaws, actually they save everyone, actually who cares about a story, any story, where this one dies, actually i cared about that story so much i made a new one, actually i cared so much i unmade the old one, you gave me morals and i left them for the mortal, but they’re mine now and i will never let them die, actually thank you, actually fuck you, strongly worded letter to follow
A kiss for canon and spit in its face all at once, it’s great
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req: more of your future emmet! in france!
oh... how unfortunate...
bonus:
don't worry, Emmet! I'm sure you'll have a great time :D
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Duke, talking to Steph: So he's prime Blorbo material.
Steph, nodding: So skrunkly.
Bruce, passing by: What does that mean?
Duke: Skrunkly?
Bruce: No, the other one.
Steph: Oh, a Blorbo is like. A character that you really like and will defend to your last breath no matter what they've done.
Duke: They're like your special little boy.
Bruce: Hmm.
*later*
Bruce: You're my Blorbo, Jason.
Jason: Alright, who the fuck taught you that?
Cue Steph cackling in the background
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in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot
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Sharing the blanket <3
@naffeclipse I continue keeping the bounty hunter out of trouble by sleeping on him and I will not apologize
*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)
og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!
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George R R Martin has failed to establish any female warriors in/from Dorne (it should be noted that Nymeria of Ny Sar was a leader/general, not a soldier) apart from the Sand Snakes (whose Dad is actual royalty) so *IF* he wants to make Dorne this actual feminist safe haven with women warriors and stuff he’s got to a) explain why Brienne didn’t have dreams of going to Dorne where she’d be accepted and b) make Allyria Dayne the Sword of the Morning c) give Myriah Martell a female personal bodyguard, a la Jonquil Darke, who tags along from Dorne and at some point beats Daemon Blackfyre/Aegor River’s ass in this essay I will
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