#and its boring and im bored

[lili-home-to-embraces-and-hugs]

The Batkids play a game called “Guess Who Bruce Is Disappointed In Today” and it is a bloodsport.

It started as a joke. It is no longer a joke.

Every morning, without fail, one of them walks into the kitchen and says:

“Guess who Bruce is disappointed in today?”

And they all take turns guessing based on crime alerts, nightly patrol rotations, and vibes.

It’s become a system.

It went like:

Jason: “I knocked out a senator by accident. My odds are high.”

Tim: “I drank seventeen Red Bulls and fell asleep on top of the Batcomputer.”

Damian: “I released three bats into Gotham General Hospital as enrichment. They were bored.”

Steph: “I called him ‘Brucie’ in front of a senator.”

Cass: Just raises a finger and shrugs.

Then Bruce walks in, dead silent, pours his coffee, looks at no one, and walks away.

Tim: “It’s Jason.”

Jason: “DAMN IT.

Rules:

If you guess wrong, you have to do patrol with Damian and listen to him rant about the superiority of traditional swordsmanship for two hours.

If you guess right, you get to choose the movie on family movie night.

If Bruce is disappointed in himself, everyone gets ice cream. That’s the law.

It got so serious they made a whiteboard. Labeled it: “DISAPPOINTMENT LEADERBOARD.”

Top scores:

Tim (17 correct guesses, possible mind reader)

Cass (14, reads vibes better than Google Translate reads Latin)

Steph (11, mostly via chaos intuition)

Jason (2. constantly thinks it’s him. It often is. But not always.)

Damian (0. refuses to acknowledge he is ever the cause)

One time Dick guessed correctly for the first time in 3 months and everyone clapped.

He cried.

Alt. Version: Guess Who Bruce Is Proud Of Today.

Game cancelled due to lack of data.

[infectiouspiss]

[percydoodless]

the player gave kris rizz

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[administer-distractions]

number one con of the way my schooling is laid out is that I'm working one class at a time. which is probably for the best for the exact reason I'm complaining. because I don't WANT to finish the class on How To Be A Good Person To Children i got that one already. but I have to finish it so I can get to Cool Nature Science Lab

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

Consider supporting me on Kofi?

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[rapidhighway]

well i did it too

[marsipain]

Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

[goryhorroor]

final destination (2000-2025)

"And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know?" "I don't know how to explain it but i saw it." "I should had done everything i could to stop it." "and i realized i actually seen how the next person was gonna die." "I had a vision." "I saw what death was about to do."

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[sevsalio]

I hate how some in the Pjo fandom try to heteronormate Solangelo.

Hate how they try to make Will "the man" and Nico "the woman" in their relationship

They are both masculine and feminine in some parts

It's also ridiculous that they see Will as muscular and Nico as not muscular cuz istg i would definitely gain muscle after all that fighting and carrying Athena Parthenos just sayin

[beejwatch]

MASH s03e12 - A Full Rich Day

[eleu22]

am i getting colour finally???

[tipytap]

This last GameChanger episode was such a weird "worlds colliding" feeling for me bc what do you mean my favorite comedian ended up on gamechanger? and also fucking ranboo is just there in the front row?? just casually??? im sitting there going "oh wow game changer be popping off this season! who's that really tall person in the fron- RANBOO????"